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guys we were robbed.
imagine Merlin where Arthur knows he has his protector. That would be so beautiful
#merlin bbc#arthur pendragon#merlin#Merlin as a Arthur's knight on white horse#and they are gay#like cmon it's practically a show but Merlin does it in secret because Arthur can't know#and because it would be too gay#stupid bbc
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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut
What a mess
#fop nature au#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#dale dimmadome#Flowers OC#candy gore#gore#blood#body horror#this really is a mess on so many levels#I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up#everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain#And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now#Not exactly easy to explain away#Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol#Im sure he'll be fine#This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it#Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline#which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO#Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup#Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time#that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing#Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished#He's gonna have to get metal implants#You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch#He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite#Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks
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sure ango may have betrayed every organization under the sun but tachihara put in the effort to build up the perfect stereotypical gangstersona and act his silly little heart out for the perfect plot twist so we all know who deserves the award for best port mafia betrayal
#ango should have created a gangstersona too… it would have been a bit more spicy#although I do admit that not knowing where ango’s loyalty lies does make the betrayals in dark era good#but I guess similar things apply to Tachihara too which is why chapter 77 hits so good#Rimbaud gets third place for pm betrayals ig I like that his motives are about gay love but otherwise it’s just an okay betrayal#dazai isn’t even on the list because no one except Chuuya seems to count his defection as betrayal lol#I giggled so much during the episode because Tachihara was so dramatic throughout the episode ^_^ he is so funny#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd season 4#tachihara michizou#bsd tachihara#ango sakaguchi#bsd ango
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Can we all say thank you to Granada Holmes for showing Holmes and Watson reacting this way to a blackmailer bringing up how he destroyed a gay man’s life?
#the rage here? damn#I really appreciate that they made the effort to include that#because this sort of reaction would not be common at all#maybe people would feel sympathy for his wife and go#“oh that’s too bad#but this kind of kindness towards a gay victim is really extraordinary for a piece set in Victorian England#and also Milverton’s reaction to their reaction!#he seems interested by the fact that he’s hit their weak spot and even calls out holmes for being irrational and emotional about it#granada holmes#johnlock#jeremy brett#john watson#granada johnlock#the master blackmailer#happy pride#my post
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The silly thing about associating Deadpool and Wolverine with Patroclus and Achilles is that if the Greek gays had regeneration and nigh-immortality, they wouldn't have reached peak tragedy
#i want deadclaws to have patrochilles' label#the same way i want patrochilles to have poolverine immortality#am i saying this because of the recent post i made about wade and logan's hearing training? yes#why? fuck off that's why#in a physical sense it's Logan who'd be Achilles. beefy warrior type secretly a musician#and it'd be Wade who's Patroclus. the sunshine of the army. the healer.#I'd even reach and say that if Wade could die the way Patroclus did then Logan would go as berserk as Achilles did#but#can't it be vice versa too? Logan in Patroclus' place#the source of comfort and peace for the household. the guy who knew everyone's names and everyone's injuries#because he'd been the one in the room holding their hands through it all#Wade in Achilles' place. the golden boy who enjoys the attention but at his core he'd rather not have it all.#just the affections of his chosen few.#he'd gladly be the chosen warrior if it only meant keeping his loved ones safe#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 3#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024#adamantium gays#patrochilles#patroclus#achilles
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i call this one "literally what was going on with the second us tour"
#its a shame this production only had prefilmed races because imagine how chaotic real races would have been with this cast#jeremy kocal you deserved to crash people on stage im sorry man#my gifs#starlight express#stex#stex us tour 2#musical gifs#theatre gifs#musical theatre#idk how to feel about the 2 3 2 gif layout#fun fact there were originally two more whole gifs of jeremy kocal as caboose being fucking weird#but i was like no i shant thats too much caboose#okay now that these gifs are finished after like a month of them rotting on my laptop#now i can start working on the gay ones
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Louis is such a Catholic good girl btw. Gets courted by a wealthy gentleman for months before they even kiss. Married in a church. Gets himself a precious baby daughter because he’s been dreaming of that perfect family since he was a little girl. Loyal to his man not even multiple deaths can separate them. Says Hail Mary like fifty billion times to cancel out the anal sex he keeps pretending he didn’t enjoy but also calls that dick his personal black tar heroin. Gonna lie to everybody he meets including himself. Feels guilt for a century about things that weren’t his fault but also kinda doesn’t give a shit about the things he did do. God’s gonna see him through <3
#every semi-closeted catholic lesbian is like yeah I think I saw heaven when we kissed. but I’m not gay!!!!#saw the gates when she spread her legs but I didn’t have a good time. I’m not a lesbian. I’m straight.#ldpdl is not at lestat’s concert he is too busy reblogging images of lambs on this website to go outside#like I do think part of him would learn about coquette and feel drawn to it#claudia’s pink plush coffin was sooooo louis’ doing. that may be his adopted daughter and his gay marriage#but he’s catholic enough to not let go of gender roles completely. her coffin will be PINK because she’s a GIRL. and she will wear CHIFFON.#I do not want to think about the fight that would have ensued the first time claudia frowned at a dress and asked to wear trousers#he did not raise a young lady with no manners what do you think you are one of those boys out there playing tough? put on the skirt now#anywayyyy he’s sooooooooo <3#ldpdl#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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That viral post that's going around about how people who write "book quality" mlm fic are too "normal" to publish and have real jobs so only "weird" people publish their "shitty" fanfic is so completely out of touch with reality and I am giving a massive side eye to everyone reblogging it.
Not only is it completely, easily verifiably untrue (you cannot enter any professional writing space without tripping over a dozen grizzled scifi writers who got their start by filing off the serial numbers and publishing their Star Trek fanfic even going back decades ago??? it's a whole thing?? plus how can you look at the mlm category on Amazon right now and say with a straight face that people aren't publishing shitty Spirk and Stucky fanfic??? Oh, honey...) it's also the perfect example of this kind of sneering elitism that true artists would never sully themselves by seeking profit, they do it only for the purity of the thing that always somehow leads back to, "no one should be paid to make art, actually."
The only reason you're seeing more published fanfic right now has nothing to do with the idealistic purity of your hypothetical government employee written smut of the past vs the debased scribbles of those awful straights of today and everything to do with the fact that a) self-publishing has created a voracious readership that wants a ton of content so it's become a viable, flexible income stream for many, especially disabled people b) anyone can publish now with self-publishing tools so there are less gatekeepers and c) lockdown got a lot of people into fandom and therefore writing who never tried it before.
And if you really think there's no "shitty" published mlm and no "book-quality" m/f writing out there that started as fanfic, then you are clearly not a reader so why are you even talking about this?
#love how they manipulated people into spreading that post by making it seem like a cishet vs gay thing#when the real message is OP thinks trying to sell your writing is cringe and 'weird' and 'normal people' with jobs would never#which would of course never have flown on the fandom website#so they played into the queer shipping is purer than cishet shipping puriteen thing#and it worked!#because my god people are gullible#this is the direct pipeline that leads to AI thievery#''normal' people write for the joy of it anyway so why do you need pay? you are just greedy and 'weird'!'#'oh no this isn't about who we get to call cringe and who gets to profit from art it's about um...#(quick what's a hated m/f ship?).. oh uh 'shitty' REYLO#and not our super pure uh... (spirk is still popular right? lets throw in that avengers one too to make it seem timely) stucky!'#I'm sorry if I have no sense of humor about this but the year is 2024 and people are still way too ready to sneer#about writers trying to earn a fucking living in the shittiest timeline#and i need you to look deep into yourself and ask you why it's so important to you to tell yourself that only people writing what you like#are 'normal' with real jobs and to vilify everyone else as 'weird' and 'shitty'#for trying to make an income during a financial fucking crisis#i would say sorry for ranting about this but I'm not sorry because wtf#write whatever you want#publish whatever you want#there is no moral fucking purity in what the content is#and one thing certainly doesn't make you more 'weird' or 'normal' than the other#like there is soooo much shitty mlm that started as fanfic???#that post is 100% OP made up some guys to get mad about and called them relyos for the clicks#writing#publishing#writblr#writeblr#i wasn't going to tag this anything but you know what fuck it I'm mad#i had like 5 more tags but tumblr cut me off which is fair 😅#fan fiction
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anywayyy I want a whole new series after this that just shows the three years agatha spent in westview from everyone else’s perspective
#aaa spoilers#agatha all along#agatha harkness#txt#that interrogation scene was amazing#love kathryn hahn#and joe locke was so good too#i actually really liked this episode#not super surprised there’s been such vitriol tho#like the bi/pan phobia and gold star lesbianism has been there since almost the beginning#like there were a couple posts that went mask off about it#but i just ignored them and moved on because like I /know/ it’s not a majority thing. like just a small subset that I had the misfortune#of seeing when going through tags#but yeah not totally shocked that for those fans it would extend to gay guys as well#i get being disappointed with the ep. especially if it’s not your fave or you don’t like flashbacks or it just didn’t work for you#but there are a handful that are being so insane about it#like its a tv show… it’s not that deep babes
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You guys know that deleted scene with the Chocolates?
I love how Crowley literally did an entire bit and screwed with Gabriel and Sandalphon with fake voices and everything just so Aziraphale wouldn’t have to go back to heaven lol
If he’s gonna be thwarted it’s gonna be by his husband
Also Aziraphale going off about how Cunning and Brilliant Crowley is such down bad behavior
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#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#crowphale#ineffable husbands#gay omens#aziraphale x crowley#good omens crowley#good omens aziracrow#aziracrow good omens#crowphale good omens#good omens crowphale#aziraphale good omens#good omens aziraphale#crowley good omens#crowley loves aziraphale#aziraphale loves crowley#I love the idea that crowley knows him so well that he knew Aziraphale would be uncomfortable#maybe he did it partially out of selfishness (Affectionate) because he would miss his angel too much#I think we all know neither of them can spend an hour without seeing or even talking to eachother lol
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This is the start of something new
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#Poorly Drawn MDZS#MDZS#wei wuxian#lan wangji#season 1#*I never knew that it could happen till it happened to me*#Listen there were so many good scenes I wanted to draw and maybe one day I will but dang#sometimes when there are too many good moments to draw in a summary comic you have to abridge them into something that gets the vibes#The teen boy shenanigans that wwx drags lwj into are fine and good and *funny*#but they are also 15 and 15 year olds will say whatever comes to mind whether its well formulated or not#Less of a gay awakening and more of a moment of realizing that theres a door labeled 'homosexual thoughts' in the back of the house#and someone just threw a baseball into the window of it#poor lwj for he now spends the rest of his teen and young adult years haunted by this moment#only to cultivate it into a garden in which he will one day marry this man#Live your life in a way that would make teen you implode -> my daily advice column wisdom#Side note: this comic is vertical because I...ran out of space on my page. I have been meaning to experiment though#might continue like this? Maybe...
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Look, I rewatched all of Bravern to try and make more sense of it now that I know plot twists and stuff and honestly how does Lewis never ask anything about the cockpit that he was in for four seconds. I think he should mention it. I think he's allowed to talk about it.
#brave bang bravern#lewis smith#isami ao#how does this man never mention the wire tentacles actually#i think i would mention the wire tentacles#i think i would think obviously thats why isami doesnt like to get inside the robot surely i can talk about this with him#and then be very wrong but you know thats just me ?#i went to crunchy roll JUST TO SCREENSHOT this from episode seven because im too scared#to google cockpit tentacles so thats on me but that is literally just a screenshot from the episode#fellas is it gay to talk to your crush about cockpit tentacles -#bravern spoilers#just in case i guess ??? i mean ? since its in episode 7 ill consider that late enough in the show to count as a spoiler#i cant believe i watched this show twice all the way through ... its so ....#i normally dont get into mecha anime tbh but its so stupid but sincere and shows a whole lotta trauma#so i find it endearing i guess but it might also be my bias to the stupidity#i like cringefail loser guys and im blessed with them in this show#plus its only 12 episodes#but anyway please know that lewis is my favorite and im very happy he just gets to adopt a daughter and be gay the entire show#like truly good for him and his daughter im happy for them both
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rimlaine’s gay tension was too strong so they had to be separated into two different light novels. rimlaine’s gay tension was too strong so Rimbaud had to forget all his memories of Verlaine otherwise he would have continued his “I don’t need to fix him I can love him the way he is” campaign. rimlaine’s gay tension was too strong so by the time Verlaine realized his feelings, Rimbaud had to be dead because they would have been too powerful and insufferable together.
#something something doomed yaoi etc etc#100% lovers if the universe wasn’t out to get them.#rimlaine’s gay tension was too strong so they had to be stopped otherwise it would have led to apocalyptic levels of gayness in Yokohama#and Yokohama can’t even handle bsd average levels of gayness because that leads to shit like a dragon attack on Yokohama because SOMEONE.#needed to roleplay princess gets rescued by prince again……..#rimlaine#bungou stray dogs#bsd stormbringer#bsd fifteen#bsd#paul verlaine#bsd verlaine#arthur rimbaud#bsd rimbaud
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Victor Frankenstein & Henry Clerval
from Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
#henry isn't depicted properly in most frankenstein adaptations because it would be too gay otherwise#same goes for literally every adaptation embellishing a romance between victor and elizabeth that really is not there in the novel#and if I said that victor's paranoia of henry discovering his dark secret (the creature) is a metaphor for his internalised homophobia..#I could argue that the creature is a manifestation of his homosexuality generally but it especially plays into his relationship with henry#in interesting ways#frankenstein#victor frankenstein#henry clerval#clervalstein#< if it has a ship name you know it's serious#(I couldn't find any actual illustrations of these two because it was all tumblr fanart)#mary shelley#classic literature#polls#queer#new post
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deadclaws where Logan is not at all, shut the fuck up why would you say that, jealous of the attention Wade gives Mary Puppins
#throws prompt to the piranha fanfic writers#FEAST MY CHILDREN#irrationally jealous mind you. considering Logan loves the baby too#its like when your dogs or cats at home scratch at their ears but you can't clearly see why its itchy#that. thats Logan being jealous and clingy#Zuko collapsing because he did A Good Thing 🤝 Logan collapsing because he wants affection but Struggles To Express#im afraid only Wade's neurodivergency would pick up on it#sigh i think about those old gay men every day now#deadpool 3#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 2024
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Haunted by the Past
Upon the conclusion of episode five of Peaceful Property, I just want the record to state that in regards to Home x Peach being a couple,
I now ship it HARDER.
I know what Home did to Peach was messed up pero like . . .
I'm into it.
I like GMMTV's non-BL BLs with Tay in them where one of the leads directly causes the other's death.
Something about these men's recklessness causing unintentional harm, yet somehow they get a second chance when the ghosts of the past make them confront the secret they tried to bury just really pleases me.
It brings a nice little "restorative rather than punitive justice" vibe to the narrative that sits well in stories about ghosts.
Because these men can't change the past.
But the ghosts are there to make sure they don't repeat it.
And the beauty of it all this is the ghost story doesn't actually begin until the one they 'killed' reappears and fate forces them to work together to rid themselves of all the other ghosts.
Because these men aren't really being haunted by the ghosts. The ghosts are there to help them along their journey to redemption. What they are being haunted by is their pasts and now they are tied to the one person who constantly reminds them of it. And the best part of all this is they are haunted by a living and breathing human who has no idea just how badly these men hurt them.
Unlike the ghosts who just need one final deed done to give them justice so they can move on, it's not that simple to atone for the wrongs done to these living and breathing humans. They already died once.
And then they came back.
But not for revenge or even for justice.
So maybe that's why I'm willing to mess with los espookys in these stories because it all seems so romantic that even though one was killed by the other, not even death could keep them apart and that the reason they came back from the dead was to keep the other from continuing down a horrible path. It's a story of healing, it's a story of forgiveness, and most importantly, it's a story of liberation.
And it's all because Death decided both of them were worth saving.
#peaceful property#midnight museum#I will think fondly of this episode for the rest of my life#this is the second time Tay playing not gay gay got me#because the Midnight Museum fiery reveal got me too!#it's the romance in a horror that please me so#it's a little treat in all the pain and agony#being haunted by the past so they can have a future#Charles Dickens would be proud
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