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today I offer you a merman prince and a pirate. tomorrow? who knows...
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Hear me out.
Fu Yao nad Nan Feng Who actually help Xie Lian like in canon BUT THEY ARE ACTUAL FENGQING'S CHILDREN
Like xie lian thinks it's feng xin and mu qing and they've been married for 300 years with two kids.
And just...Imagine. also revel where xie lian visits them Only to find out that mu qing and feng xin have been living together for 300 years and his former assistants are their damn children
#btw making your alter egos look like your children with your rival is an interesting choice#pretty gay if you ask me#also L parenting#who would let their children be around Hua Cheng#ESPECIALLY WHEN HE HATES YOU#who gave them parental rights#tgfc#heaven official's blessing#fengqing#old married couple#mu qing#feng xin#xie lian#hua cheng#nan feng#fu yao
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Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I hate it when people say Merlin and Arthur are black cat × golden retriever (respectively), because have you seen Arthur?? That's the most cat-coded human I have ever seen.
He's weird about touching and emotions, he's bratty and arrogant, and he thinks he can beat big scary monsters all by himself—exactly like those videos of orange cats attacking bigger animals.
I headcanon him as a pretty blond cat whose owner spends a lot of money on him, basically living like The Aristocats movie.
And for Merlin, he's a frail-looking street dog that someone thinks is so adorable and takes pity on him, so they adopt him.
He's friendly, loyal, and his owner swears the dog doesn't bite (he hunts 'bad' humans and sometimes eats their flesh), but his owner doesn't know, so it doesn’t count. Also something about Merlin still waiting for Arthur to return for 1500+ years is too similar to Hachi the dog who waited by the train station for his owner until the day he died.
But in this case the dog is unfortunately immortal, so I guess he will wait forever.
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It amuses me how modern Merlin fanfics try to make Merlin a fashion icon. Like...dude would dress like that and he would be proud of himself.
(this would be his only and best outfit)
#pretty wife x loser husband is merthur but Merlin is loser#it's literally canon#for one Arthur outfit someone could probably buy Merlin's village#Merlin wore one outfit for 5 seasons and you want to make him a fashion designer?#nu uh#Arthur fashion icon rights#let Merlin be a sassy slay loser throwing chairs at people#why can't anyone do this modern properly#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbc merlin#modern au merlin
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Hi today we will talk about how Arthur as a woman would be even worse than as a man
Because it was always about proving his worth to the people around her and as a woman slhe would have to prove even more to bc u know. Misgogyny
Fem Arthur would bite off the head of any man within 10 meters
She would be a ball of fury, fear of being married off and the fact that her father hates her.
She would be so much a bitch to everything that breathes. Certainly every man
Yes she wants good for her people. ofc,she a good person But oh well if guy interested in her....Then the sword will start moving
But oh yes also she would be soo fashion icon. Like imo would even beat Morgane in this. Also also. I don't care. She would have fucking long hair. I DON'T CARE
#someone on this app said that fem Arthur would be shy and all because most of his personality is toxic masculinity#and stfu#as a fandom you've made too big of a deal out of Arthur l's#toxic masculinity#like that was a couple of jokes written in the same way as Merlin calling Arthur fat#and the rest is a matter of era and sorry but Merlin probably had the same approach#sorry babies#it's the middle ages#like the whole serious aspect of Arthur is not about masculinity but about proving his worth to his men#fem merthur#fem Artur Pendragon#genderbend#merlin#merlin bbc#the once and future fandom
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YOU BETTER FIND HIM DOCTOR
“there are as many dimensions as there are atoms in the universe” THEN START LOOKING
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Okay Arthur the child of Aphrodite with charmspeaking and Merlin who is the only one who is immune to it
#pjo x merlin#you needed more#I know#I love them#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#the once and future fandom#uther pendragon#bbc merlin#cmon#pjo hoo toa#pjo#percabeth
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Leon knew he had failed. He did not fail as a knight. He failed as a friend. He failed as someone who swore to protect him.
He took a step towards the tent, a mixture of blood and sweat running down his forehead, reminding him of what he had just participated in. What Arthur had just participated in
Arthur. Barely 14 years old. Such an innocent and lovely soul. and now he stood in the middle of the tent and shook. The slightly too big armor (despite trying to adjust it) hung on his barely teenage body. The blood-covered armor. Not just the armor. That bright face, golden hair suddenly faded, flooded with a monstrous red.
He looked at him. He knew that look, he remembered it perfectly. Betrayal. He first saw it in the boy's eyes when his father first ordered the guards to take him to the dungeons. Leon swore then that he would never be the cause of that hurt, betrayed face.
He didn't even dodge the piece of armor thrown at him. If it hurt, he deserved it. How ironic the blond's words from a few hours ago sounded now
,,I can't wait to become a real knight like you"
A real knight should protect people. Not mercilessly murder them. Not what Leon just did. not what Arthur was just forced to see. "What a monster he must think I am now" Leon thought. He had seen Arthur's looks during the execution he was forced to watch and they were nothing compared to the horrified looks of those blue eyes as the horror unfolded around him. He saw the mouth open in a silent scream of terror, maybe both, as he swung his sword at the child.
It's funny how a person you thought was perfect can, in a matter of minutes, turn into the worst monster in your eyes.
He wanted to explain himself, apologize, say anything. He was ready to scream, cry, throw things. But the blond just stood there with shaking hands, rubbing his arms as if he was trying to scratch the blood away along with the skin.
,,why didn't you ever tell me?"
Good question.He knew what happened during raids. It wasn't his first time. But he was afraid. He knew how Arthur idealized him. He knew how much boy needed someone to be a role model, someone to give him some approval. But Leon was also a coward. He didn't want to lose someone he practically saw as a little brother. He didn't want to lose his little sun that shone even after the worst training.
He remembered his panic when Arthur, encouraged, told him he was going on another raid. Panic at the truth. Panic that this sweet soul would face a horror that a child shouldn't be exposed to. His prince was overjoyed but the road to the camp was a slow countdown for Leon.
,,These were innocent people... children... women... and all of you....just"
Arthur's eyes were wet, tears mixing with the dirt on his cheeks.
,, Arthur .."
,,leave me"
There was something new in these blue eyes. Not just hurt and betrayal. Coldness. Coldness that Leon saw in one person. The person Arthur should never be reminded of. And he left. And if only he knew that was the last time he would address his prince by his name.
#we all know that the first raid on the camp was traumatic for#Arthur. he literally had a canonical panic attack there#my hc is that Leon knew what was going on there and he was there#Arthur and Leon were awfully close#Arthur not only lost his mental health but also the person closest to him who never told him and whom he had seen as the ideal for so long#my two poor brainwashed children#they were never this close again#Leon watching how even Gwaine is closer to Arthur than him#and so I made a reference to magic reavel#who will stop me#i love angst#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#the once and future fandom#merthur#uther pendragon#sir leon#sir leon and arthur Pendragon
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Good morning, I want to share my some pjo merlin au with you because yes
Arthur is a child of Aphrodite, don't argue with me. MY MAN WITH A CHARMSPEAKING WOULD BE POWERFUL. He also kinda hates it At first, but Aphrodite is a slay baddas so he will accept it
Merlin would be some super powerful offspring of some ancient deities. Gaia, Ouranos etc etc. You know what I mean. Super powerful bitch
Also also also
Thalia,Annabeth and Luke but that's Leon, Arthur and Morgana (i love angst)
#merthur its percabeth#argue with the wall#MERLIN WOULD FALL INTO TARTAROUS FOR ARTHUR#....I made Leon into a tree#sorry man#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin#merthur#the once and future fandom#bbc merlin#pjo#percy jackson#thalia grace#luke castellan#annabeth chase#percabeth
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my vibe would be bradley james in the merlin behind the scenes photos
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No longer you from epic x merlin
That's all, goodbye
#where is my Penelope x Odysseus as merthur#I am serious#i love epic btw#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#the once and future fandom#bbc merlin#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#no longer you
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MERLIN FANDOM IF YOU SHIP MERLIN WITH EVERYONE (which most of the time doesn't even make sense and is very ooc) WHERE IS MY WILL X ARTHUR.
No but seriously, I think it would be do funny. They hate each other but at the same time Will saved his life. TIME TO START SPREAD MY EVERYONE LOVES ARTHUR PROPOAGANDA
#the last sentence is a joke#but everyone loves Arthur makes more sense than everyone loves Merlin#NO BUT WHY HAS NO ONE WRITTEN WILL X ARTHUR#IT HAS SUCH COMIC POTENTIAL#imo original enemies to lovers#GIVE ME#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur#the once and future fandom#uther pendragon#cmon
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"the knights were more loyal to Merlin than to Arthur" "they would have left Arthur for Merlin" no. Shut up. Nobody loves you
#and then they call it found family#you know what found family is?#where did you even get this?#like fr. Leon Elyan and Percy didn't care about Merlin most of the time#one of Leon's first scenes in the series was him throwing Merlin against a wall#“The knights were so protective of Merlin”#NO. MERKIN WAS A CIVILIAN. THEIR TASK WAS TO PROTECT CIVILIANS#Merlin didn't get the queen's treatment. honestly#WHERE DID YOU GET THIS#everyone loves merlin hate#I hate this fandom#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur
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Arthur had every right to hate magic. I won't take back these words.
#no kill for it#but hates.#he had every damn right#like since childhood#Do you know how traumatic it must have been for a child to be a victim of all these attacks?#he lost his mother#his father hated him#his people are dying#because magic#Arthur Pendragon is a better person than me because I would never question whether magic is good after something like that#like everything is uther foult#but Arthur is so fucking traumatized#anyone who says Arthur was cruel by saying bad things about magic to Merlin will get punched in the face.#Merlin also said shitty things about magic. Arthur doesn't know#thats one thing#the second is THAT AFTER YEARS OF SUCH TRAUMA#I WOULD ALSO SAY SHITTY THINGS ABOUT MAGI#LET ARTHUR BE MAD IN MAGIC REVEL#because if it already is#then you're making him a monster#NO. he had the right to be angry. any of us would be furious#let Arthur get support. Let Merlin apologize TOO.#BECAUSE MERLIN FUCKED UP TOO#how I hate this fandom#“Merlin angst” stfu#both sides fucked up.#arthur pendragon#merlin#merlin bbc#merthur
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