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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 1 day ago
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today I offer you a merman prince and a pirate. tomorrow? who knows...
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 days ago
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Hear me out.
Fu Yao nad Nan Feng Who actually help Xie Lian like in canon BUT THEY ARE ACTUAL FENGQING'S CHILDREN
Like xie lian thinks it's feng xin and mu qing and they've been married for 300 years with two kids.
And just...Imagine. also revel where xie lian visits them Only to find out that mu qing and feng xin have been living together for 300 years and his former assistants are their damn children
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 8 days ago
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Czytaj dalej
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 9 days ago
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Maybe an unpopular opinion, but I hate it when people say Merlin and Arthur are black cat × golden retriever (respectively), because have you seen Arthur?? That's the most cat-coded human I have ever seen.
He's weird about touching and emotions, he's bratty and arrogant, and he thinks he can beat big scary monsters all by himself—exactly like those videos of orange cats attacking bigger animals.
I headcanon him as a pretty blond cat whose owner spends a lot of money on him, basically living like The Aristocats movie.
And for Merlin, he's a frail-looking street dog that someone thinks is so adorable and takes pity on him, so they adopt him.
He's friendly, loyal, and his owner swears the dog doesn't bite (he hunts 'bad' humans and sometimes eats their flesh), but his owner doesn't know, so it doesn’t count. Also something about Merlin still waiting for Arthur to return for 1500+ years is too similar to Hachi the dog who waited by the train station for his owner until the day he died.
But in this case the dog is unfortunately immortal, so I guess he will wait forever.
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 20 days ago
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He fly.
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 25 days ago
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It amuses me how modern Merlin fanfics try to make Merlin a fashion icon. Like...dude would dress like that and he would be proud of himself.
(this would be his only and best outfit)
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 25 days ago
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Hi today we will talk about how Arthur as a woman would be even worse than as a man
Because it was always about proving his worth to the people around her and as a woman slhe would have to prove even more to bc u know. Misgogyny
Fem Arthur would bite off the head of any man within 10 meters
She would be a ball of fury, fear of being married off and the fact that her father hates her.
She would be so much a bitch to everything that breathes. Certainly every man
Yes she wants good for her people. ofc,she a good person But oh well if guy interested in her....Then the sword will start moving
But oh yes also she would be soo fashion icon. Like imo would even beat Morgane in this. Also also. I don't care. She would have fucking long hair. I DON'T CARE
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 25 days ago
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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YOU BETTER FIND HIM DOCTOR
“there are as many dimensions as there are atoms in the universe” THEN START LOOKING
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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Okay Arthur the child of Aphrodite with charmspeaking and Merlin who is the only one who is immune to it
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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Leon knew he had failed. He did not fail as a knight. He failed as a friend. He failed as someone who swore to protect him.
He took a step towards the tent, a mixture of blood and sweat running down his forehead, reminding him of what he had just participated in. What Arthur had just participated in
Arthur. Barely 14 years old. Such an innocent and lovely soul. and now he stood in the middle of the tent and shook. The slightly too big armor (despite trying to adjust it) hung on his barely teenage body. The blood-covered armor. Not just the armor. That bright face, golden hair suddenly faded, flooded with a monstrous red.
He looked at him. He knew that look, he remembered it perfectly. Betrayal. He first saw it in the boy's eyes when his father first ordered the guards to take him to the dungeons. Leon swore then that he would never be the cause of that hurt, betrayed face.
He didn't even dodge the piece of armor thrown at him. If it hurt, he deserved it. How ironic the blond's words from a few hours ago sounded now
,,I can't wait to become a real knight like you"
A real knight should protect people. Not mercilessly murder them. Not what Leon just did. not what Arthur was just forced to see. "What a monster he must think I am now" Leon thought. He had seen Arthur's looks during the execution he was forced to watch and they were nothing compared to the horrified looks of those blue eyes as the horror unfolded around him. He saw the mouth open in a silent scream of terror, maybe both, as he swung his sword at the child.
It's funny how a person you thought was perfect can, in a matter of minutes, turn into the worst monster in your eyes.
He wanted to explain himself, apologize, say anything. He was ready to scream, cry, throw things. But the blond just stood there with shaking hands, rubbing his arms as if he was trying to scratch the blood away along with the skin.
,,why didn't you ever tell me?"
Good question.He knew what happened during raids. It wasn't his first time. But he was afraid. He knew how Arthur idealized him. He knew how much boy needed someone to be a role model, someone to give him some approval. But Leon was also a coward. He didn't want to lose someone he practically saw as a little brother. He didn't want to lose his little sun that shone even after the worst training.
He remembered his panic when Arthur, encouraged, told him he was going on another raid. Panic at the truth. Panic that this sweet soul would face a horror that a child shouldn't be exposed to. His prince was overjoyed but the road to the camp was a slow countdown for Leon.
,,These were innocent people... children... women... and all of you....just"
Arthur's eyes were wet, tears mixing with the dirt on his cheeks.
,, Arthur .."
,,leave me"
There was something new in these blue eyes. Not just hurt and betrayal. Coldness. Coldness that Leon saw in one person. The person Arthur should never be reminded of. And he left. And if only he knew that was the last time he would address his prince by his name.
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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Good morning, I want to share my some pjo merlin au with you because yes
Arthur is a child of Aphrodite, don't argue with me. MY MAN WITH A CHARMSPEAKING WOULD BE POWERFUL. He also kinda hates it At first, but Aphrodite is a slay baddas so he will accept it
Merlin would be some super powerful offspring of some ancient deities. Gaia, Ouranos etc etc. You know what I mean. Super powerful bitch
Also also also
Thalia,Annabeth and Luke but that's Leon, Arthur and Morgana (i love angst)
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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my vibe would be bradley james in the merlin behind the scenes photos
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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No longer you from epic x merlin
That's all, goodbye
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 2 months ago
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MERLIN FANDOM IF YOU SHIP MERLIN WITH EVERYONE (which most of the time doesn't even make sense and is very ooc) WHERE IS MY WILL X ARTHUR.
No but seriously, I think it would be do funny. They hate each other but at the same time Will saved his life. TIME TO START SPREAD MY EVERYONE LOVES ARTHUR PROPOAGANDA
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 4 months ago
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"the knights were more loyal to Merlin than to Arthur" "they would have left Arthur for Merlin" no. Shut up. Nobody loves you
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imagine-to-be-a-pike · 4 months ago
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Arthur had every right to hate magic. I won't take back these words.
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