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“And one day— when you’ve made something of yourself— they’ll paint over the stains they left on you with gilded reverence.”

Got the go-ahead to share our pieces for @/MuQingZine on twitter. Many thanks to the mods for having me 🙇‍♀️

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-your highness?are you okay? - Feng Xin coughed, dispelling the smoke in front of him with his hand- your highness?

-Here!- Xie Lian grunted beside him-are everyone okay? - He tried to look around, but the strange fog still obstructed visibility

what the fuck was that anyway? - the archer coughed again as his friend knelt by one of the monuments.

-I think we might have activated some kind of…curse?

Well, of course they did, they came here to check out the abandoned temple, someone scraped against something and then poof, a strange explosion that apparently didn't damage anything in the slightest and now this mist

- what do you mean by curse. we are fine- he snorted. Crown Prince just leaned more towards the monument on which now some old inscriptions were visible

-I have no idea,- he admitted- but it says something about a renewed sense of childhood pain. Or something like that.

Phi, Ghosts and their enigmatic foolishness

- Despite everything, we're okay. That's probably the most important thing.

-that I don't understand either. Maybe San Lang will know something..San Lang? - Xie Lian suddenly realized the absence of his ghostly husband. Well, yes. They came to check this temple in four.

-San Lang?

-Mu Qing?

They both looked around, panicked. The descending, strange fog quickly brought the answer. About 5 meters away from them, two, unconscious figures lay on the floor. The size indicated a decidedly young age. A child, certainly younger than 10, in dirty torn rags and bandages on his face, and a second,slightly older boy with shoulder-length dark hair. Maybe his clothes were not soiled, but it was clear that the boy came from a poorer stratum.

Poor clothes, one eye covered, and those familiar facial features in one of boys….

Oh.

Oh

Xie Lian seems to have realized the same thing, at the same time

-we…-he began

-we have a problem.

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“They’re just friends, stop forcing everything to be gay!”

But I'm sure if one of them was a woman, everyone would ship them (And it would still become canon)

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🎶 DON’T SAY YOU LOVE ME, YOUUU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME 🎶 IF YOU REALLY WANT ME THEN GIVE ME SOME TIIIIIME

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Hey, lets Get our Parents Back Together Who don't know that we know that we are siblings

HMMMM HUNTING THE BRIDE'S GHOST WITH THEIR EXFRIEND SOUNDS WONDERFUL

Oh and you can also try attacking the ghost king. That might work too

,,Fu Yao and Nan Feng as Fengqing's twins" yea sure But what if they don't know about it either. Like Mu Qing and Feng Xin had idk like 10 years of peace, spawned two kids (don't ask me, ask them) but ended up separating them

Nan Feng ended up as Nan Yang's deputy and Fu Yao as Xuan Zhen's. Both very unaware of their parents. They just think they are favored for some reason

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,,Fu Yao and Nan Feng as Fengqing's twins" yea sure But what if they don't know about it either. Like Mu Qing and Feng Xin had idk like 10 years of peace, spawned two kids (don't ask me, ask them) but ended up separating them

Nan Feng ended up as Nan Yang's deputy and Fu Yao as Xuan Zhen's. Both very unaware of their parents. They just think they are favored for some reason

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..i saw these tags "my wrriting" IS THIS AN EXISTING FANFICTION

Look me in the eye and tell me that Mu Qing didn't adopt some random orphan in those 800 years. Exactly, you can't, and even if you did, there's no way I'd believe you.

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Look me in the eye and tell me that Mu Qing didn't adopt some random orphan in those 800 years. Exactly, you can't, and even if you did, there's no way I'd believe you.

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TGCF fandom! Now give me your mulian headcanons because I want to draw them and the fandom is suffering from a shortage of mulian content BUT I HAVE SOME FUCKING BLOCK WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE TWO WITH COMING UP WITH IDEAS

Which is funny because I was a Merlin content creator so I can really make something out of nothing BUT HERE I HAVE SUCH A DAMN EMPTY THING IN MY HEAD

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Xianle Mulian but with the reserved Mu Qing who is just trying to survive and he is very unaware and Xie Lian who has SUCH A BIG CRUSH ON HIM

my stressed child wonders what the hell is wrong with the prince

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Honestly even if MQ isn't ace, abstinence clearly matters a lot to him. There's nothing wrong with abstinence regardless of libido or attraction and until we accept that, we as a society will never be able to have a healthy relationship with love and sex.

(Signed - I've identified as ace for a long time but I actually feel sexual attraction to someone now and I don't want to be obligated to do it just because Biology Says So)

yeah thats it. i dont think him qing HAS to be ace, cultivation is important to him, this is also a very important point. no matter what the reason he still wouldn't want something. my point still comes down to the same thing aka god that worshipers often associate with sex x cultivator and they are boyfriends.ace topic showed up because as an ace a person i really wants to see a ship in which one side, despite their needs, also understands the side of the reluctant person cos i think its beutiful.

I don't like how fanfics sometimes show that mu qing MUST break the cultivation pacts for fengqing to work. i mean i get it, sexual society but ughh

I hope some of this makes sense xx

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you don't understand my asexual need to have a fanfic where mu qing does NOT break his cultivation pacts for feng xin. god who is associated with sex with an eternal virgin who has no intention of changing that? and still want to be together? even though feng xin knows he will never touch mh qing like this but being with him is enough for him???

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This would work the other way round too but, you know... XD

Happy Valentine's Day ❤️

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"wingman pei ming" "wingman xie lian" what about wingmen Hua Cheng. Look, I believe that mu qing and Hua Cheng They became "friends" in their own way. Like they are both bitches so the viper won't kill the viper. And well, Hua Cheng is like ,,You're hopeless, I'll teach you, don't bother gege with this. "

It ended with a whole series of events like "are you sure?" "who here has a husband? Just do it. "

Spoiler: don't take seduction advice from a man who built 10,000 statues of the man who caught him as a child, is weirdly obsessive, and at the very end he proposed and then was like heheh Just kidding. Especially if you have zero relationship experience. And he too, because he's been looking for that one guy for 800 years.

Them fr:

(btw feng xin thinks they are planning an attack on his life)

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Silly short fic where mu qing have a vision/nightmare/whatever where he caught hong er with all the aftermath. And when he manages to get out of it he practically throws himself at Hua Cheng with "OMG YOU STILL HATE ME? BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, THIS HELL IS OVER"

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How PJO au looks at me every time I enter a new fandom (TGCF X PJO, I come)

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My Mu Qing headcanon post canon is that when hefinally felt comfortable around the rest of the xianle quarted he turned out to be a huge yapper

Xianle mu qing had to keep quiet because he was "just a servant" (and abused child) Then he had no one and a reputation as a cool god to maintain. And here we are as he sits and discusses the outift of every official from today element by element and then he started talking about weapons and then about Some new Jewelry and blah blah blah