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Gooey man has upgraded to the head hole 🙌
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Was talking about Andrew and Aaron swapping places in court for a day or something and Andrew is sTRUGGLING. It’s a different type of racquet and he’s having to be running and aware of everything around him. Easy enough to adapt to, right? No. He is tripping over his own feet, he’s going to swing and slam at the ball instead of catch and carry. He’s great at checking people but when he’s not doing that he’s having to focus on breathing cause he’s not done this much running in YEARS how the fuck does Neil do this for fun
Meanwhile Aaron’s in goal la Dee dah spinning like a ballerina, whiffs the goals but gets to laugh and watch Andrew struggle
#I like to think they tried it without telling the foxes#and it was so obvious 3 minutes into the scrimmage#Matt’s staring at ‘Aaron’ for all of three seconds before cackling and picking up the slack#Kevin’s screaming at how incompetent he is#and that he’s going to make Andrew start doing coordination practices#he may or may not get threatened for that#Neil is drooling over hot and sweaty out of breath Andrew but also a little huffy about the match being paused after wymack makes#them go switch back to right positions#aaron minyard#andrew minyard#twinyards#aftg#aftg fandom#all for the game#the foxhole court#Drew’s-board
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I have so many people I wanna befriend better, yet I am a socially awkward introvert send help!
#text#august rambles#guys stop being so cool a friend material i cannot keep up#how am i supposed to do this ack!!!#anyway if we are friends and you feel like we haven't spoken in awhile and you're sad about it#pls message me it's ok. i just paused a second to catch up with other people#idk how to stay in regular contact with this many people#also this is wild!!!!!!! six years ago I did Not know these many people#friend group max of three
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Sabaton is a History autistic's best friend
#sabaton#power metal#autism#neurodivergent#Nothing brings me joy quite like blasting Sabaton and pausing every three seconds to further explain it to my family
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Hold on I'm tryin to spell gorjus
#another case of three pixel pincus bringing me to my knees#hes so PRETTY#This is why i rewatch his scene packs while pausing every .2 seconds cause some of the mid frames are scrumptious#Ben im lov u#ben pincus#jurassic world chaos theory#camp cretaceous#jurassic world camp cretaceous#camp cretaceous chaos theory#jwct#jwcc
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this is getting worse and worse
#2009 mention#sharing clothes mention#compliment your partner three times shut upppp#give me a break#i have to pause this every three seconds#phan#dan and phil
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[ID adapted from alt: Two panels (the first is on the left) from the Natsume's Book of Friends manga in which Natori uses the phrase "clowder of cats". The first is from chapter 101 and he's saying to Matoba, Natsume, and Nyanko-sensei, "So Ban is aware of the clowder of cats that Natsume saw." The second is from chapter 102 and he, Natsume, and sensei are looking at a dozen or so ceramic lucky cats surrounding a man passed out on the floor. Natori says, "Wow, this is a real 'clowder' of cats..." /end ID]
ugh gretchen stop trying to make clowder happen, it's not going to happen 🙄
#i had to look this up. i've been reading english for three decades and i s2g i never saw this word before#apparently it's a collective noun for a group of cats. like a pride of lions‚ a murder of crows‚ a clowder of cats#if you say so gretchen...#i love that he says it like a normal word the first time but he must have gotten some weird looks because he's quote unquoting it#the second time#wow this is a real [pause] CLOWDER of cats...#<-said no one ever you big weirdo#i have to wonder though if this is just a totally normal word in japanese and it's an artefact of translation#because we don't really have a collective noun for cats in wide use in english...#natsume's book of friends#natsume yuujinchou#kittehs#fun with words#my posts#natori shuuichi#homura cats arc
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"Rose Tyler, I--" out
"Goodbye, Sweetie" boring
"I don't want to go" drab
"Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference?" SUBLIME
#a seriously underrated quote#ripped my heart out of my chest and stole everything i ever had#by an old scottish man in three seconds flat#i've seen this fucking episode and I had to pause and go take a walk#doctor who#peter capaldi#clara oswald#the twelfth doctor
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am I the only one who gets squicked out when people call Danielle Danny's daughter??? 🥲
its just.
that is a 14 year old child you're assigning parenthood to???
like I actually do think canon did one thing right: having Danny and Ellie's relationship be functionally "uuuuuuhhhh????? okay you can do your thing and. I will do mine. waaaaaay over there. see'ya cuz!" and then they both awkwardly dip out FAST
not because they don't have affection for each other! because they do! but one of them is a 14 year old kid, neck deep in hiding everything about himself from everyone except all of 3 people (also kids), who was just unwillingly cloned by his creep arch enemy-- and the other is a (???) 12 year old (??ig??) who may have only been around for a few months at best but is still functionally a 12 year old, FIERCELY independent, and just recently tried to murder the person she was cloned from-- then betrayed her dad-- then abruptly had nothing to her name, which also isn't even really hers--
I think they want to be friends-- family, even! but I also think they have ALOT of complicated Feelings about it. none of which touches on a "father-daughter dynamic"
#also i will never get over the post that implies that not even sam and tuck have any fucking idea whats up with ellie#because danny never willingly offers up information#dp#danny phantom#spirit chats#also yes i call dani ellie. my headcanon.#ALSO no hate to people who do the whole father-daughter angle#if it makes you happy then more power to you!#i just really dont like it much personally#(for the record i DO 100% think they become gremlin hellion twins eventually.#one day jack and maddie come down to breakfast and greet their children 'mornin jazz. moning danny! good morning danny.'#only for one of the dannys to pipe up 'mooom you know i prefer ellie!'#'oh my bad sweetie!' with a lil kiss on the head. absentminded. half asleep still.#and then. pause. wait a goddamn second.#one.... two.... three?#looks to the walls. three children in every photograph#looks at her kids. all unconcerned. danny and ellie heckling their older sister#.....oh GOD. 'JACK!!!! A GHOST MADE ME FORGET OUR DAUGHTER'#anyway plan 'gaslight the fentons into believing they had 3 kids all along' worked like a CHARM.)
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yea she transgemrdr
#she (he?) said every time someone calls them queen they get confused#i say “would you prefer to be called king?” they pause for like three seconds and then say “that's still confusing” i'm like :]#existenceunrelateds
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Wondering if new years’s is a good enough time to whip out my high nobility oc in an arranged political marriage with erwin daydreamings back out of the dusty place i’d hidden it in
#her name’s lady latimer as of now but if you asked erwin for her name he’d pause for like a whole three seconds before answering#unprecedented levels of arranged politicial marriage#aot#attack on titan#aot oc
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lethal is still such a good game. proximity chat is so good
#> three go down in an elevator while i'm checking the staircase#> elevator sound fades#> three second pause#> *MUFFLED TURRET* *SCREAMING*#the other really funny one was when i died and one was afk so i went to his pov in the ship and outside the door there was just#a dog fighting a robot and faint screaming
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Hahahahaha at the highway intersection, this is gonna be a fucking shit show 🙃
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Why is Abby Anderson so fucking fine?
#I’m playing the game and GOOD GAWD#I have to pause and stare at her every three seconds#abby anderson#my abble
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yknow that post thats like "what if everyone has superpowers theyre just super mundane things" well i think ive found mine and that is pausing youtube videos three seconds before the end
#kiki speaks#it happened again just now#i just dont look at the runtime as i hit pause. tab out. 20mins later remember the video and tab back in. 5 seconds left#or its 3 seconds before the outro#my brother in christ just watch the three seconds then you wont Have to pause
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the mood at work is that today in a meeting my boss created an extended metaphor about riding his regular bike and getting passed by ppl riding ebikes and ended it by repeating, with ellipses extremely evident, “left in the dust… left in the dust… left in the dust…”
#text tag#he initially only said it twice but then paused and looped back around to say it again after apparently remembering the rule of three#my mom hears shit like this and because she watches a lot of tv is like ‘you need to write a book about your workplace and it’ll get#famous!’ and first off no it won’t but second off it simply could not be anonymized bc no one does the things my boss does#i tell her not to worry because i keep my fellow bloggites extremely up to date
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