#and a bit drunk

[coquettemouse]

Hc Jason has to control air/gravity pressure all the time because his bones are hollow and if he didn't, he could die under his own weight

[leoreadss]

I just had the best night of all years. I’ve been invited to a Christmas dinner where I met three lovely English ladies. I had the chance to talk with a nurse and of course we ended up talking about Nye and I was shocked to hear that she actually saw it in theatre, but nothing prepared me for was followed. She saw Cate Blanchett and Maggie Smith (not in the same play obviously). My jaw is still on the floor somewhere. We talked about books and she told me she has a beautiful second edition. I loved every second of it. The food was delicious the people were amazing and I had the chance to speak in English with wee English old ladies. It felt like home. All of this was possible because of the person I consider my mother. She’s the best things that happened to me since birth.

So I’ll be in London very soon I hope!

I think they were all lesbians cause when I said I wanted to see Indira Varma someday in a play they said something down the line like ‘and she’s beautiful too’ and I think I accidentally came out to them when I answered out loud ‘yep’? I don’t know and actually I don’t care :) I loved it!

Also I looked like this and I think you can tell.

[vvitchgender]

Crying abt how good it feels to have no tits. my god. Im free

[bamsara]

Alternate scene for Trod 'Drunken Gods' chapter where Lamb is already drunk before Narinder even arrives to the party. Gotta love 'liquid courage'

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[pseudophan]

anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)

[courfee]

felt the need to jegulusify two posts i came across

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

[leafyeyes417]

Danny sat on a rooftop feeling confused. It was currently 3 days later than he last remembered. That was 3 DAYS with no memory of anything. He didn’t even know what city he was in. The only thing he is sure of is that it wasn’t mind control. His experience with Freakshow let him know that.

Along with this feeling more similar to the time his mom shoved high proof cleaning alcohol that was ectofied in his face during an excited rant. The fumes alone had him missing a few hours. Luckily Jazz was there and kept his blackout drunk self entertained.

So the question was, where the hell was he and what did he do?! Also, what caused him to blackout? Last he remembered he was in Metropolis and he got nearly hit in the head with a green glowing stone that he only vaguely could tell was somehow not ectoradium. After that? Nothing.

Aka: Kryptonite is highly compressed ectoplasm and causes Danny to get black out drunk just by being in its vicinity.

P.S. I also would love to see what chaos you think Danny would get up to lol

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[elvhendis]

Illario with his hair down won't leave my brain but also what if he got a little fucked up after the Crows throw him in jail. What then

[under-pink-skys]

Goodnight to everyone except those people that make those videos that are like ‘I did not care for the godfather’ and say they don’t like jegulus

[nekrosmos]

May I offer you some NikPrice doodles in these trying times

[allimili]

"Run and Don't look back!"

[laurrelise]

one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible

[celestial-artisan]

Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.