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my-taste-in-music · 2 years ago
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I keep seeing barbie blorbo memes saying “this ken is a mass murderer” “this ken does drugs” “this ken is so special” like no you don’t understand. Gender is irrelevant. If your blorbo is special and unique your blorbo by definition is a barbie, not a ken.
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laurrelise · 3 months ago
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one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible
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damianwaynerocks · 3 months ago
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dick grayson would see the “dick grayson is nightwing” rumors so he would call martian manhunter, have him shapeshift into nightwing and then they would kiss in front of vicki vale
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wolvesandshine · 5 months ago
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Yes yes James is a hardcore Quidditch fanatic and all but consider. Regulus is also on the Quidditch team and if you think James is bad? Regulus is fucking obsessed.
He’s the one who gets up at 5am to go running to build up endurance even though he hates mornings. He’s the one who stays up at night coming up with Quidditch strategies cause he refuses to lose. He’s the ruthless captain everyone hates but is secretly grateful for cause he’s the sole reason they even have a Quidditch streak to boast about.
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tyrannosarahsrex8 · 2 months ago
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Sometimes you gain the desire to draw horse. There is no stopping this. So here is some twilight sparkle redesign with a side of spike redesign because he always wasn’t dragon looking enough for my dragon nerd tastes.
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lavsnz · 5 days ago
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okay i know ive touched on this briefly but the idea of someone having to “sneeze something out” is actually so hot. whether it’s an allergen, pollen, or a cold, someone having to sneeze out the irritant out to get relief is soooo hot
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franklyimissparis · 7 months ago
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no mum you don’t get it i HAVE to post on my band rpf tumblr or else i’ll say my thoughts out loud which is far far worse
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ditzybat · 8 months ago
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damian [on the verge of tears]: who was going to tell me jeff buckley is dead! this is such an outrage, i demand we host a wake in his honor!
tim: jeff buckley? really? i did not get that vibe at all
damian: shut it drake, you listen to enya and despeche mode willingly
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winn-wynn · 4 days ago
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The Black brothers would get married and take their partners last name no hesitation
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sunsburns · 5 months ago
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luke castellan
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astralpyre · 6 months ago
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spreading my trans astarion agenda
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kakarotcamp · 2 months ago
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If you booed during oldies station // screamed for slowtown you’re a fake fan
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saul-gone-man · 11 months ago
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happy new years (from the HHM holiday party)!
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ravenousgoblin · 5 months ago
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Glenn: girlboss
Darryl: malewife
Henry: girlypop
Ron: rescue husband
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mayahawkeswife · 6 months ago
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i need to speak my truth.
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daffodil-delights · 6 months ago
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Real baddies let the dark consume them for like, a week tops, right?
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