#sorry i don’t make the rules
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I keep seeing barbie blorbo memes saying “this ken is a mass murderer” “this ken does drugs” “this ken is so special” like no you don’t understand. Gender is irrelevant. If your blorbo is special and unique your blorbo by definition is a barbie, not a ken.
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one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible
#that man is making sure five’s old man grumpiness stays at bay with his glass overflowing with champagne#he’s like ‘‘begone you old miserable grouch’’#and honestly i kinda get it lmfao#drunk five is one of my favorite fives#sorry i don’t make the rules#he’s funny as hell#who else would fill a kitchen mixing bowl with cereal and replace the milk with vodka#and then immediately after collapse in the elevator before he could eat any#breaking: grandpa is drunk and hungry again#also not to mention the fact that another one bits the dust is playing????#ugh such a good song. and it’s such a groovy song#it’s so perfect for their moment of unsuspecting celebration#god idc i love season 3#the umbrella academy spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#tua s4#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#tua ben#tua sparrow ben#ben hargreeves#sparrow ben#sparrow!ben#tua s3#tua s3e7
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dick grayson would see the “dick grayson is nightwing” rumors so he would call martian manhunter, have him shapeshift into nightwing and then they would kiss in front of vicki vale
#sorry i don’t make the rules#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#red robin#red hood#robin#nightwing#batfamily headcanons#batfamily
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Yes yes James is a hardcore Quidditch fanatic and all but consider. Regulus is also on the Quidditch team and if you think James is bad? Regulus is fucking obsessed.
He’s the one who gets up at 5am to go running to build up endurance even though he hates mornings. He’s the one who stays up at night coming up with Quidditch strategies cause he refuses to lose. He’s the ruthless captain everyone hates but is secretly grateful for cause he’s the sole reason they even have a Quidditch streak to boast about.
#they have a whole quidditch rivalry btw#also james has a thing for quidditch players (harry takes after him)#regulus may not look strong but he’s fucking ripper okay#and james enjoys being manhandled#sorry i don’t make the rules#this could also work for jegulus btw#regulus black#jegulus#marauders era#marauders era funny#marauders era textpost#harry potter#marauders#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker
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Sometimes you gain the desire to draw horse. There is no stopping this. So here is some twilight sparkle redesign with a side of spike redesign because he always wasn’t dragon looking enough for my dragon nerd tastes.
#art#my little pony#my litte pony friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#mlp spike#mlp redesign#I feel like I should mention pinkie is actually my fav out of gen 4#at lest I’m pretty sure friendship is magic is gen 4#but also gen 3 pinkie is the best#sorry I don’t make the rules#my 5 yr old self has decided and she will not be swayed lol
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okay i know ive touched on this briefly but the idea of someone having to “sneeze something out” is actually so hot. whether it’s an allergen, pollen, or a cold, someone having to sneeze out the irritant out to get relief is soooo hot
#sorry i don’t make the rules#but it is really hot#snzblr#snz#sneeze#snz kink#sneeze kink#snz blog#snzfucker#sneezes#snz fet#snzario
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no mum you don’t get it i HAVE to post on my band rpf tumblr or else i’ll say my thoughts out loud which is far far worse
#if i don’t hit my quota of calling 1 musician gay every day then i start to lose morale#sorry i don’t make the rules#mclennon#milex#bandom#band rpf#bandom rpf#beatles rpf#the beatles#tlsp#simon and garfunkel
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damian [on the verge of tears]: who was going to tell me jeff buckley is dead! this is such an outrage, i demand we host a wake in his honor!
tim: jeff buckley? really? i did not get that vibe at all
damian: shut it drake, you listen to enya and despeche mode willingly
#jason: he does realize that jeff buckley died over 27 years ago right?#damian also listens to fiona apple#sorry i don’t make the rules#dc comics#damian wayne#tim drake#batfam#robin#red robin
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The Black brothers would get married and take their partners last name no hesitation
#harry potter#Remus lupin#Sirius black#black? more like lupin#James Potter#regulus black#black? potter#actually#prongsfoot#Sirius is taking James last name#as a brother or a lover#is up to you#they’re soulmates regardless#sorry I don’t make the rules#I bet this has been done befores#sorry I’m not creative#it was supposed to be#jegulus#but I feel like you have to understand#James and Sirius are soulmates#whether you view it as platonic or romantic
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luke castellan
#sorry i don’t make the rules#maybe even patrick zweig if im honest#faye spills her guts!#luke castellan
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spreading my trans astarion agenda
#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 astarion#astarion#astarion bg3#astarion ancunin#liamsnart#every astarion i draw is trans#sorry i don’t make the rules
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If you booed during oldies station // screamed for slowtown you’re a fake fan
#sorry i don’t make the rules#gfys#ungrateful#fake fans#twenty øne piløts#twenty one pilots#tyler joseph#blurryface#josh dun#clancy#clancy world tour#slowtown#oldies station#your moms a hoe
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happy new years (from the HHM holiday party)!
#This was in the box gene keeps in his house#sorry i don’t make the rules#better call saul#bcs#jimmy mcgill#saul goodman#bob odenkirk#breaking bad#brba#bcs fanart#my art#fanart#mcwexler fanart#mcwexler#happy new year
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Glenn: girlboss
Darryl: malewife
Henry: girlypop
Ron: rescue husband
#glenn close#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and dads#dndads#henry oak#darryl wilson#ron stampler#sorry I don’t make the rules#I genuinely believe Samantha would jokingly be like ‘this is my husband ron. he’s a rescue :)’
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i need to speak my truth.
#don’t get me wrong they’re BESTIES.#but no one can tell me that kiri isn’t gay and mina isn’t a lesbian 😭😭#sorry i don’t make the rules#kirishima eijirou#mina ashido#eijirou kirishima#mha#my hero academia#bnha#boku no hero academia
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Real baddies let the dark consume them for like, a week tops, right?
#I’m back bitches#enjoy an early#tgirl tummy tuesday#gotta reblog if you noticed the heart nipple#sorry i don’t make the rules#girls like us#trans#trans is beautiful#sexier in motion#trans nsft#queer nsft#t4t nsft#girlslikeus#transgender#transisbeautiful
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