#and I don’t have an a/c

[a-romantics-guide-to-life]

thinking about how during the hot hot summers how

you and billy go out for a ride and end up finding a darling tree on top of a hill that provides so much shade and the wind is blowing so you two stop for minute to take a break when you two see a lake so you rush for it, letting your horses rest and drink while you and billy go for a swim naked

and it’s just the most refreshing thing ever and you two play, splashing at each other and even just swimming around, and when your legs start to burn billy let’s you perch yourself on top of him because YOU KNOW he has the stamina to keep his legs moving

and you stay in the water until your hands are all wrinkly and the sun starts to go down and you two just lay down in the fields and watch the sunset and even gaze up at the stars

[starcrossedandstupid]

Just saw Etho’s TCG card and. Oh my god

Now you may think ‘what are you talking about that’s just etho at his base?’ But no, you silly man. That’s Joel’s base. The Etho statues in front of that style of arch? With the cherry blossom tree? That isn’t Etho’s base. He made the conscious decision to do that. I will NEVER be over this bit.

[cowardlykrow]

The other one’s name is Wilhelmina

[horse-head-farms]

🪼slime-kisser Follow

all these posts like “don’t shop at boatem they support cannibalism” “the evil empire is a crypto scam” “don’t buy at octagon they’re trying to destroy the fabric of the universe” where the FUCK else am I supposed to shop????

🐠xbcrafted Follow

may i recommend horse head farms? we sell a variety items for agreeable prices and have alternate payment plans which mean you don’t have to spend a single diamond! you can find us via the nether hub <3

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

do NOT shop at Horse Head Farms! Their items are incredibly overpriced (you can find grass, logs, etc for better prices) and this “alternative payment scheme” is actually signing an IOU. If you don’t know what that is, IOU stands for “I Owe You” and is a legal document that, when possessed, someone can force you to do anything. Literally anything. LegalKnight does a great video going into detail about it. According to this article, Horse Head Farms have just invested in building an auction house, possibly to sell off the IOUs they’ve acquired, so scummy CEOs could force you to work at their companies. Not to mention, their owners are incredibly sketchy, xBCrafted regularly tweets conspiracy theories and Hypnotizd invests in crypto

😵‍💫hypnotizd Follow

youre wrong actually, i have had nothing but brilliant service at Horse Head Farms. IOUs arent sketchy theyre normal pieces of paper. #shoptoday

🪲yeswingsforlife Follow

… you’re literally one of the owners

🐸cottagecoreliving Follow

to answer the original question, here’s a list of more reputable businesses that you can support instead!

Tays Trees

HIVE-DR8

Joe Hills’ Flower Stalls

Big Eyes

🥚dragon-tegg Follow

hey not to derail this post or anything but is anyone going to mention how OP literally fetishises slime hybrids???

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🌃elytramoments Follow

hate when i crashland in the lava biome

🐶renrobert Follow

you mean the nether

🌃elytramoments Follow

i do not

#i think it’s a national park or something #idk its like this for miles #its near boatem

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👁️big-eyes Follow

This weekend at Big Eyes we are having a #SALE of up to 99% OFF! EVERY item has a discount! Don’t waste your diamonds, shop at Big Eyes!

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

sweetfaces! we are going into debt! please buy ❤️❤️💕❤️🍆😭😭😭❤️ -papa k

👁️big-eyes Follow

kerlais why woudl you reblog on that account

😍sexy-papa-k Follow

we need all the reach we can get bubbles! ❤️😝❤️❤️���💕 -papa k

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[st4hlwerk]

[bruciemilf]

I’m actually really sad I have to communicate this, but yall should REALLY consume fandom media created by actual, human people, not AI.

[hilsonamore]

i don’t get people who don’t ship hilson because like- what more evidence would you want to convince you that they were in love with each other? Seriously, apart form the kiss and the canonical sex etc etc, what more is there? Love confessions? Done. Over-protectiveness? Done. Self-sacrifice? Done. Longing, loving stares? Done. Everyone else being aware of the tension between them? Done. Taking care of each other during difficult times? Done. Being silly and cute only around each other? Done. Always, even after the worst of scenarios have taken place, coming back together? Done. Literally not being able to function normally if the other is unwell/ there’s a rift in their relationship? Done. Being protective of each other when someone dares insult them? Done. Giving up their EVERYTHING just to be together? Done.

Like, WHAT MORE IS THERE?

[funhouse-mirror-barbie]

MVP of the episode

[dashincloudz]

Devi and Johnny’s date in a nutshell (before it went wrong ofc):

It's the meme!!

[markscherz]

In which my not-yet-two-year-old son catches a gecko for the first time, and I barely keep it together.

[achildsfirstsorrow]

No Erik, the Red Death costume does not make you Santa.

Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays everyone!

Well, it isn’t exactly the 25th where I am right now but we can ignore that 😅😅, hope everyone is doing well!!!

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[teapot-of-tyrahn]

“i think when we’re red … we can have fun again!”

gem doesn’t love pearl. she loves red pearl.

she loves pearl when she’s not herself. when her mind is clouded by a red fog and a desperation for blood. when she’s at her lowest. she loves what they are when they both have nothing to lose.

she can only love her when neither of them are them.

“as much as she would love to, it’s too early for red pearl. okay? she can stay where she is.”

pearl has never considered red pearl to be her. red pearl is another person - red pearl is who she doesn't want to be. red pearl is what she has to become to survive.

gem loves pearl. she does!

just not the one who's healed. not the one who's happy. she loves the one that's hurt. the one that hurts. the one she can hurt people with.

[beelittle]

Forgot to post this ages ago when I was sick for A MONTH STRAIGHT and immediately projected onto ctommy

[clownsuu]

Update I have been gifted a new art tablet and oh my lort how do y’all draw with a screenless pad-

This last one was the first thing I drew with it LMAO

all of these were lil test doodles, but m a n I got mad respects to them gamers who can use this kinda tabloot with ease

[wheregoodthingsthrive]

dishonour