#and Batman beats the shit out of Jason
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Dick would be LIVID when he finds out that Bruce saved the fucking JOKER over saving his son from the same way he ORIGINALLY died
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT EVEN CHECK TO SEE IF JASON WAS OKAY?! OF COURSE HES GONNA BE PISSED WTF BRUCE?!!”
And when he finds out the Jason actually did die this time?? Robin became a thing because of Richard Grayson being a gremlin who wanted REVENGE for his parents deaths, you think after all the trauma he went through with Jason and his death and revival that he’s gonna be any kind of sympathetic to Bruce?? Dick literally killed Joker for killing his brother who he had major regrets about and now he finds out his own father killed that very same brother just to save that STUPID FUCKING CLOWN?!
DPxDC idea: The Batarang Incident kills Jason and he returns as an Infinite Realms ghost.
Humans are not inclined towards surviving incidents like having their throats cut or being in an explosion that brings down a building on them. One after the other, with no rescue or medical attention? Jason died again in that confrontation with Batman and the Joker. He returns as a Ghost of the Infinite Realms.
For one reason or another, perhaps he forms right away right next to his corpse, perhaps Batman never looks for his body, Jason is able to return to being the Red Hood without much trouble. Sure he covers every inch of skin and uses a voice changer, but he did that before, it's nothing new. If he's a bit more paranoid about it, well chalk it up to his father having stuck a batarang in his neck the last time he removed his helmet.
Jason is just glad that his suit covers up the glow. Because he does that now. Glow. All the time. Compared to the glowing? Inhuman changes of colouration are just window dressing. Getting a hang of his new powers took a couple of weeks, but the timing was convenient - people might have expected him to be out of the game for months with the injuries he should have had.
So Jason's ghost now. It's fine. When he asked his father Batman to choose between killing him or letting him kill the Joker, he can't say this was an outcome he expected. But it's fine. Everything is fine.
(It's not fine.)
#I usually love batfam fics#but I also love#fuck Bruce Wayne#fanfics too specifically because of this specific comic run#RHATO 25#as the person who told me about this run said#RHATO 25 my beloathed#spoilers btw#this takes place after the throat slicing#(at least to my knowledge)#and Batman beats the shit out of Jason#AND ALMOST THROWS HIM OFF A ROOF HALF UNCONSIOUS#AND THEN#after delivering the news that J’s best friend died#he says AND I QUOTE#‘I never hated you Jason; do I think you’re boneheaded? a lot of the time’#‘do I think you need an occasional kick in the ass? I don’t deny it’#BRO you were literally gonna throw him off a roof stfu#disniq is the lovely person who told me all about RHATO 25#anyway sorry long rant
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Prompt 296
Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother.
It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead.
#Prompts#DC#DCU#Justice League#Batfamily#Batman Au#Cryptid Batfam#Cryptid Batfamily#Cryptid Batman#Bruce talking about the kids: My precious baby boy <3#The baby boy: *6ft+ 200lb+ built-like-a-fridge-&-tank-had-a-murder-child Jason Todd*#JL: Okay so like they have to come into being as like not literal babies then right-#Other Hero: Or they grow really fast to how they look now-#The kids encourage the rumors & Bruce has a can’t beat em join em thing with his kids#Damian is complaining until the others tell him that it’s okay if he doesn’t think he’ll be able to pull it off…#Damian does a 180- he’ll be the best cryptid baby creachur ever fuck you for thinking otherwise#Also I need you to realize that when I say Bruce I mean Battinson-looking Bruce behind the cryptid shit#So yes Damian has the biggest doe eyes even with the feather-dominos#Yes this was inspired by the Bats Stole the League Brain Cells series by EmpressGeek on AO3#Also feel free to give them wings- mechanical or just altered capes or whatever#They’re pulling out all the stakes for these shenanigans
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Jason: *slaps Tim over the head*
Tim: Dude!
Tim: Why'd you do that???
Jason: *shrugs* Dunno. You look especially punchable today.
Tim: It wasn't even a punch!
Jason: Well if you say so.
Jason: *punches Tim*
Tim: Dude!
#tim and jason#the strongest sibling energy#sass and beating the shit out of each other#they're middle children and they act like that#dc comics#siblings#jason todd#batman#dc#red hood#robin#batfamily#tim drake#red robin#they're siblings your honor#based on me and my sister
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Brothers!!
#Dick’s face when Jason says he doesn’t like him lmao#and Jason’s smirk pls they’re so brothers#Dick annoying his little brother#‘El presidente’ I can’t with him#Dexter soy’s art really is the art ever#Begging dc to not bring an angry Batman into this ready to beat the shit out of Jason#Just let my boys work together and leave Batman out of this#red hood#batfamily#batfam#dc#jason todd#dick grayson#dc comics#nightwing#comic panel#don’t tag as ship 🔪#Comic: Ghouls just wanna have fun 1
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"Angry robin" "violent robin" "misbehaving robin" shut up and accept my alternative; spunky Robin. Determined and head strong, can out-stubborn the Batman, has a strong moral-backbone and does what he thinks is right regardless of what anybody else says, Robin. Jason who was sassy and quippy and made crude jokes with a smile on his face. Jason who hid in Bruce's cape and whispered gossip to him. Jason who, if Bruce refused him something, could keep bothering endlessly until Bruce caved. And also dramatic Jason. If Bruce tells him no, it becomes a whole theatrical show; a monologue, a narration, embellishments, and falling onto the floor in his grief upon the fact his cruel father has denied him once again.
(Jason who has suffered through abuse and homelessness and poverty and starvation, who is the Fight out of Fight or Flight, who's built up defenses and walls and when pushed and triggered responds with the thing that's always protected him; anger. He's sweet and kind and funny, and when he sees a pimp hitting a prostitute he gets furious and responds with violence.)
#my dc posting#dc#jason todd#jaybin#im having so many thoughts abt jaybin and he is so important to me#in one fic he went on a hunger strike bc alfred didnt eat w them and did it for so long they had to compromise#i love a jaybin 100% willing to menace and bother batman until the man folds. as is his right#the thing abt jason's backstory is that it shows him unwilling to suffer for a home#ma gunn's is bad; he gets beat up and she tries to get him to help rob a place. so he leaves! and rats the whole thing out to batman#and shows up himself cus he didnt think he had been believed#and lets not forget the fact he hit batman with a tire iron and called him a 'big boob'!#the boy's got moxie!! let jaybin be crass and angry and sassy and flawed and traumatized without reducing him to 2d caricature of a 'troubl#d kid'#i dont like a jason who did nothing but use excessive violence and disobey orders and be cocky and all that shit#i like a jason who was. oh yknow. a complex person!! a child/teen who has been fucking abused!!!#you shouldnt erase the fact that jason's reaction/response to stressful situations and triggers IS anger#it's not an indication that he was always gonna become a criminal/red hood or whatever. get outta here w that shit#but like. let us not go so far in the other direction we forget to have him react and be affected by the abuse he's suffered#anyway. if anyone should be a drama-queen it should be jaybin. once he becomes truly comfortable w bruce he should dial it up to 11#a lot of red hood's appeal (to me&many others) is that he is an 'imperfect' victim. meaning he is angry and flawed and doesnt suffer quietl#but is loud and obvious abt it#so when i see jaybin written as the opposite its like. man whats that about#anyway. jaybin is good and cares and wants to help and protect people. and by god if i ever see anybody writing#him having arguments with bruce about the no kill rule WHILE robin again im gonna throw hands istg-#my tags are like a hidden treasure box. most of what i say is in here lmao
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rejecting jason todd is tim drakes robin, accepting dick grayson is tim drakes robin. i like to be a little canon complacent every once in a while
#yall dont even know how much funnier it is this way#i could write a whole rant about being canon complacent but today is not the day#like have you even read tt 29?#its a whole issue of jason beating the shit out of tim#and tims still being like#you fucking suck and im a great robin#not to trash on any writers tho do what you want#its done well a good chunk of time#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#robin#batman#teen titans#red hood
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pre-robin baby stalker tim as a streamer. that’s it that’s the post
#tim drake#robin#robin dc#tim drake robin#red robin#dc#dc comics#elliot should shut up challenge#his rivalry with jason starts early here when he rips the new robin apart for not being as cool as dick grayson#he watches batman nearly beat someone to death and goes ‘‘chat is this real’’#i think he would do rlly stupid shit like stream him trying out different strains of fear toxin too. he’s stupid like that#i can’t decide if it’s funnier if he’s a flop or if he has like a bunch of annoying batman stans as followers#i don’t even think most of his streams would be about the bats it’s more like ‘‘my favorite gargoyles to sleep on’’ and the bats r just#in the background getting ripped to shreds by poison Ivy
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utrh au where jason knows exactly what went down after his death and is instead doing the red hood stuff because batman's reaction was to grievously maim muggers and petty thieves. because jason's a crime alley kid at heart and he knows what desperation looks like and why people turn to crime and he knows how much hospital bills can fuck up a person's life forever.
robin dies and batman ruins countless lives in the city he's meant to protect as a coping mechanism. it takes another fucking child becoming robin again to fix him.
why is this man being trusted as gotham's protector.
#batman#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#obligatory my understanding of dc is entirely from fanfic#idk i see a lot of takes where batman's grief spiral is pointed to as like#hey look he actually did care about your death jason!!#he beat the shit out of a bunch of people for your sake!#but like. batman was putting thieves in the er#he literally met jason because jason was stealing tires#red hood takes care of crime alley and tells batman to fuck off#not because of personal vendettas#but because if the child soldier gets hurt batman can't be trusted to do things right
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Unpopular opinion but Joker should be as much as Harley Enemy as he is Batman's, and way more than he is to Jason Todd.
Jason Todd needs to be freed from his death and joker it just ties him behind as the Robin who died and it's pretty much just a limbo at this point. He got back at him, didn't felt great let him be.
But Harley does deserve to have a better revenge.
I say that because, we already saw joker get at Batman at every fucking way possible, we know how it goes, hell almost any person who read enough comics could make-up a issue by themselves at this point on how much those fuckers keep getting confront at eachother other like, we get it.
But with a writer who actually respects and understand Harley and use her as a character and not "quirky pixie dream crazy girl 🤪🤪" could make an interesting run where she confronts joker in the same level.
I'm not talking about tie her with him or restrict her character no. I'm talking about how if someone's have the right, the skills, the knowledge to get back at Joker other than Batman this person should be Harley. And if there's someone (other than Batman) who Joker definitely wouldn't stay back just watch thrive this person would be Harley.
Also it really surprises me how Harley isn't the fist person people go after to get knowledge on how to confront Joker (I get why Batman doesn't do it though).
Not only makes sense to his character (as an asshole that threats people's as pawns) as it makes space to a different approach in comic books set on Gotham.
#I just really want to see her beat the shit out of him#harley quinn#joker slander#batman#jason todd#q rambles#q rants
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me watching bruce regret his parenting choices with dick and tim and damien in a genuine way and then seeing him regret his parenting choices with jason in a "i regret raising him/i should've known better/i should've known his true crime alley roots/i made him a failure and he's my mistake" kind of way
#the issues i've read of bruce hugging his kids is always so fucking genuine and heartfelt#and then him hugging jason was after he beat the shit out of him#and he hugs him saying manipulative bullshit like#oh i hurt u because i care about you#and ofc jason falls for it#jason todd#red hood#dc#batman
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~ Batman: Knightfall
It seems that beating up the Joker is therapeutic for Bruce. It filled him with determination to survive and fight back, refusing to die from Joker's hands when he already took his son from him.
Then, he remembers that it's Bane who's behind all of this, so he redirects his determination. As tired as he is, he is not giving up. Batman never gives up.
#batman#bruce wayne#jim gordon#knightfall#dc comics#my ramblings#jason: why did you not kill him when he took me away from you?!#bruce: He's my emotional support punching ball! When I feel down and remember how I failed you I beat the shit out of him to feel better!#bruce: If I kill him who am I beating up everytime I feel down about what happened to you?#jason: ... Fair.#joker: and I'm the crazy one here?
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sometimes you just need to pick and choose what is and isnt canon because canon is a mess and sometimes really fucking stupid
#dc#dc comics#batman#i ignore that jason dressed up in a robin costume and beat the shit out of tim#not that he beat the shit out of him#but that he wore the costume while he did it#and when writers write talia as evil bad rotten bad bad evil#because thats cringe#things i choose to amplify however are things like tims missing splee#spleen*#and the fact nightwing got assaulted#apparently it actually happened like 3 separate times?? wtf dc writers why would you do that to him#i havent read the comic for it yet but apparently one of the times the titans got mad at him for it? so i also choose to ignore that part#some details are unnecessary some details are important and some details are important but overlooked#so i like to just. mix it up. do what i want with it#recent examples are jason dying again the pennyworth memorial manor thing and bruce as nightwing#ignoring all of those
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Me every time I check in on the Batman comics:
#excuse me Bruce did what now#he did what to Jason?!#he purposely gave him crippling anxiety#like implanted that in his BRAIN#wtfff is this#this is actually exactly like that episode of BTAS#where dick got that toxin that ham made him see shit everytime his adrenaline spiked#I’ve heard that it’s Bruce and not Bruce but i don’t care these writers need to get their shit together#wth is this#only props I’ll give is that dick beats the shit out of bruce for this#this is just … not okay#what#I can’t#just that one panel of Jason#… I’m scared …#like WTF#so Bruce basically gave Jason modified fear toxin permanently#jason todd#Bruce#Batman#red hood#dick grayson
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Tell me Jason Todd would not listen to Before he cheats by Carrie Underwood. I dare you.
#jason todd#batman#batboys#like I have a whole list.#I think it would be so damn funny#imagine#the red hood beating the shit out of you and suddenly he’s humming#baby one more time#like at that point it’s over for you anyway just makes it worse#“give me a sign!#top of his lungs before he shoots you in the knee
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what is it about tim that makes people want to beat him up as soon as they meet him irl
#jason beats the shit out of him#damian tries to kill him#stephanie hits him with a brick#they all meet tim and immediately go yikes what the fuck#gotta beat this guy up#damn#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler#damian wayne#robin#batman
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Something I really especially love about btas is that every character is just… a human. Batman doesn't just show up and incapacitate 30 people no issue, he has to fight and brawl with just 1 or 2 henchmen. He can be taken out by hits and poisons and such. The rogues have to surrender when the cops get guns to their faces, and can be overpowered even by normal people. Joker isn't some pure evil incarnation of the Devil or whatever, he's just… a really bad man. Same for every other villain and character. And Bruce actually gets to show personality and emotion beyond Brooking and Grunting. He makes jokes and laughs and gets sad.
I'm really getting to understand why people call this the best Batman adaptation.
#my dc posting#batman#btas#batman the animated series#im not done w it and not even watching it in any particular order#but im currently watching Trial and the rogues are just 👌so peak#''could batman beat superman'' my brother in christ what the fuck are you talking about. he mainly fights like regular ass gangsters and sh#t that's not his natural habitat!!!#like idk when reading comics or fanfic its like. they dont feel grounded in reality anymore#but in btas the movement!!! the fucking movement and timing and lack of embellishment or sometimes even ost!!!#like yeah these are just some ppl in costumes duking it out!! goddd this show is so peak why cant everything be like this#im so tired of modern batman. mr 'i show no emotion ever complete control freak beat my kids' is not my guy!!!#also harley fucks so severely. just all the rogues. they are so horrible and toxic and nothing makes me happier than watching them do fucke#shit#yknow???#this show does apparently then later on commit the unforgivable sin of skipping jason todd in favour of tim#just like young justice#so i'm never gonna watch those seasons/shows#bc jason's my robin and i barely tolerate any other. which sucks bc nobody is interested in putting him in one of these cartoons!!!#shut the fuck up abt tv shows and live action adaptations who cares?? i hate actors and irl shit!!! animate my boy nnnNOW!!
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