#you fucking suck and im a great robin

[kb-jank]

rejecting jason todd is tim drakes robin, accepting dick grayson is tim drakes robin. i like to be a little canon complacent every once in a while

[mamawasatesttube]

ok i put a longer post abt tim's Emotional State in drafts for when my brain is less melted but re: tim and going to college im just gonna get a lil silly with it. hear me out.

i have this whole vague story in my mind for tim's college days moonlighting as red robin as he tries and figures out what he wants out of life. (it's a while after rr leaves off and all because he's like. Super Depressed for a hot minute and then has to drag himself through actually bothering to get his GED and applying to college, etc., but eventually lucius is like hey. you're great with gadgets, and you clearly love tinkering. i'd hire you for r&d in a heartbeat but you need at the least a bachelor's of engineering. i know you have a lot of the technical skills, but you need a degree. so tim goes ugh fine i'll get a goddamn engineering degree how hard can it possibly be.)

anyways. i think it's a universal experience that if you go to college and you hang with the STEM crowd, you will unfortunately get to know at least one Fucking Guy. it's like brentwood arc; tim does make friends, but there is just this One Fucking Guy he cannot stand and will never stand. this Fucking Guy is in the common room playing his guitar at midnight. he's drunk and yelling and laughing really loud when people have exams coming up. he's convinced everyone adores him. there's also a detective/supernatural plot going on. the subplot is just that tim hates This Fucking Guy.

at some point, there's a story beat where he as red robin has to rescue That Fucking Guy from a real dicey situation, and That Fucking Guy is really shaken and grateful to him, and he's like okay. maybe. maybe we are making progress. but then the next time he encounters This Fucking Guy as tim drake, the guy is just like. "ohhhh hey drake you missed it last night, it was AWESOME!!! i had to save red robin from a KILLER ROBOT. he's pretty cool though i guess. i bet you wish you could be more like him huh??" and tim is just. I Will Not Grind My Teeth About This. I Will Not. his life is a fucking joke. he dismantles the toaster oven in the common room kitchen to cope. it's definitely to cope and not just so that That Fucking Guy won't be able to heat up his pop tarts in the morning.

at another point, This Fucking Guy looks at street mode, lowkey, unremarkable Normal Car-looking redbird and goes, aw, dude, i thought your dad is loaded?? he only got you a generic-ass sedan?? that sucks lol, if you want we can take my car down to the game instead. and tim is just Say One More Fucking Word About My Baby I Dare You I Fucking Dare You One More Fucking Word.

(also i like to toy with the idea of this being a university in metropolis - he's out of gotham, but not too far. keeps him from getting antsy about what if he's needed because he can get right back over there. and in the meantime, he can hang out with kon and kara a lot, and occasionally enable and be enabled by lois lane and her snooping habits. there's another subplot in which tim and lois get up to shenanigans. at least once.)

it's sort of an introspective thing of him trying to come to terms with the way he no longer wants a fully normal life the way he always used to assume he would - he has the option to walk away from the cape now, like he always thought he would one day, but he just can't give it up anymore. he's fallen into the same black hole he watched dick and bruce dive headlong into. it's also about him finding joy in tinkering and working with his hands and getting to spend more time as tim drake first and foremost. and it's about him venting to kon about That Fucking Guy while they have a lil picnic on the green while kon loses his absolute shit laughing. all against the backdrop of a little mystery or something. <3

OH and also, most importantly. zoanne wilkins is there and laughing at him for assuming college would be easy. and kon gets her into wendy the werewolf stalker. My City Now.

[the-winter-spider]

Good Guy Part 2 - S. Harrington

Word count: 2k

Warnings: angst, swearing

A/N: Long awaited part 2, I’m sorry it sucks. I just don’t have that spark anymore, feel free to give me any ideas on how this story should go! Not edited or proofread sooo if theres any crazy mistakes be kind lemme know? 😅

MASTERLIST

Part one

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“Why didnt you say anything?!”

“We, uh didn't know yet” Your voice was quiet, timid. You felt this pit in your stomach, ashamed maybe? Most likely guilt because now you had added on the pile of crap you and your friends had been dealing with for years, you could see the tiredness in their eyes. You wanted maybe even needed to tell them not to worry about you, to focus on saving Max. But you couldn't find your voice with the way he was looking at you.

Steve ran his fingers through his hair, he was kneeled down in front of you, he was so close his hands on your knees, squeezing gently, you could almost see water threatening to spill over his lash line “It's been 2 hours since we found out” his voice was softer now “Why?”

You shrugged “It's easier to save one of us instead of both”

Steve blinked his eyes going wide “Were you just not going to say anything until it was too late?”

You sighed “I dont know”

He scoffed, his heart shattering, his mood shifting from how nonchalant you were being, he couldn’t believe you would be so reckless, so selfish. He pushed himself off the ground laughing “You don't know” he tossed his head back, he spun around looking at everyone else in the room “She doesn’t know! That's just great, so great, she wasn’t going tell me” He paused briefly “She wasn’t going to tell us that she was cursed” He placed his hands on his hips, moving to look at the ceiling to stop his tears from spilling over “This day just keeps getting better and better”

Nancy took a step forward, her voice soft, her eyes softer “Why?”

You dragged your eyes away from Steve to meet hers, your vision blurring “How many times can I truly escape death” Your memory playing like a timelapse of all of the close calls, from the first time in 83’ when the demogorgon had you pinned to the ground his claws dragging across your stomach, if it wasn’t for Steve that would have been it. To the second time in 84’ at the junkyard when you were too focused on the demodogs in front of you forgot about the possibility that there could be some behind you, which of course happened and of course again if it wasn’t for Steve who knows what could have happened. And to the most recent one of 85’ the summer that this thing between Steve and you finally happened, god you didn't even need to be saved that summer because he was already always there protecting you just in case you got reckless which you always did. “Third times the charm right?” you gave a shadow of a smile trying to make a really bad joke to lift even the tiniest bit of weight off of the room.

“You have got to be shitting me” Steve through his hands up stomping towards the basement door “I need some fucking air” he grumbled before slamming the door shut behind him.

As Steve slammed the door shut, everyone in the room was left speechless and stunned. The room went silent, only the sound of Steve stomping upstairs and the sound of the screen door closing a few seconds later pierced the air. The room was thick with tension, and everyone was exchanging looks, unsure of what to say or do next.

Nancy was the first to break the silence, her voice soft, but filled with anger.

“What the hell, Y/n?”

“Im sorry, i just….” You paused not knowing what to say, all eyes on you. The room now felt heavy, like it was closing in on you, you pushed off the couch, pushing past everyone and making your way out the basements side door. You needed fresh air. You could longer breath in there.

As you pushed past everyone and headed outside, Robin, Nancy, and Max followed after you. You were walking quickly, moving your legs as fast as you could, trying to put as much distance between you and everyone else. You could feel their footsteps behind you, their eyes on your back, and the tension that still hung in the air.

Finally, you stopped and turned to face them, your breath ragged and heavy. They stood there in silence for a few seconds, waiting for you to say something.

The fresh air filled your lungs, you took a deep breath. Hands still shaking “So how does this change the plan?” you sighed

Your friends exchanged glances, clearly surprised by your response. They were expecting you to break down or apologize, but instead, you were still as calm as ever.

It was Max who spoke up first, her voice soft but firm.

"Change the plan? Seriously, that's what you're Focusing on right now? What about the fact that you could die”

You ran your fingers through your hair “Yeah, but so could you! You’re young, you have more to live for, we focus on you first”

Max's eyebrows furrowed, and she took a step forward, her expression laced with anger.

"What do you mean 'more’ to live for'? Do you think your life means less? Do you realize what you sound like right now?“

“A self sacrificial asshole?” You smiled lightly trying to break the tension “You have people who love you Max, who need you” You gestured to Lucas who was inside with Dustin, giving you girls a minute.

Max's anger softened slightly, but her voice was still firm. "And what about the people who love you? Do you think we want to lose you? Do you honestly think we'd be better off without you?“

“One less problem, one less life to worry about” you shrug “Ill be okay if i know your okay”

You slightly leaned on your left foot, your eyes looking between Robin, Nancy and Dustin, you cleared your throat “Someone should go check on Steve, we need to stick together right now”

Nancy nodded, her expression solemn "I'll go talk to him"

She glanced at the others, silently giving them a look that said "stay here. I'll handle this" before heading off to find Steve.

“We should head back inside to talk about this” Robin suggested, gesturing to the situation, your situation.

Max reluctantly nodded, her expression still laced with concern as the group made their way back inside, heading back down the stairs toward the basement.

—-

Nancy found Steve sitting in his car on the street, his head in his hands. She knocked politely on the window before getting in “You okay?”

Nancy nodded, full understanding the situation that was at hand, the one that escalated from just Max being cursed but now you to “She should’ve said something sooner, i get that but we didn’t full understand what the symptoms were till last night Steve, with everything going on im sure her headaches and nightmares seemed normal given the circumstances” Nancy tried to reason with Steves anger towards you

Steve let out a frustrated huff, his hands moving up to run through his hair, pulling on the ends slightly in frustration. "That's just it, Nancy. I thought her being on edge and having headaches was normal too, but I should've known better. I should've been more observant, more attentive. I should have noticed something was wrong even before all this Vecna crap!” He paused taking a deep breath, his voice cracking “I’m with her everyday, I should’ve noticed something was wrong, maybe I could have helped her, no I know I could have helped her and maybe she wouldn’t be a target”

Nancy nodded “You care about her a lot dont you?” she smiled softly

Steve's shoulders slumped and he leaned back against the seat. "Yeah, more than I probably should. It's just... We have a history, y'know? We've been through so much together. And now this...” He gestured towards the house, towards you. "I just can't lose her, Nancy. I don’t what I would do if I did."

Nancy straightened up “You wont” she reached out placing her hand on Steve’s shoulder “Were going to do everything to save both of them Steve, Max and y/n, i promise”

Steve let out a shaky sigh, his shoulders drooping. "I hope you're right, Nance, I really do. But every time we think we've got a handle on things, another curveball gets thrown our way. It's like for every problem we solve, three more pop up in its place. I just feel like we're fighting against the goddamn universe here."

Nancy nodded full understanding “I get it i do. But right now we should be in there” Nancy gestured to her house “With them, brain storming a plan to keep Max and y/n safe.”

Steve nodded, reluctantly agreeing with Nancy. He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down before speaking. "You're right. I know you're right. We need to focus on the task at hand. Max and Y/N need us, and we can't waste time moping around." He opened the car door and stepped out, looking back at Nancy with a determined expression on his face. "Let's get to work."

Nancy jumped out “Steve wait” she spoke while shutting the passenger door

Steve paused, turning to face Nancy with a puzzled expression. "Yeah, what is it?"

“I know you said you should push your feels aside but just in case” Nancy crossed her arms “You should tell her how you feel” She smiled softly “Just in case”

Steve's heart skipped a beat, and he felt a pang in his chest at Nancy's words. He had been struggling to keep his feelings for you hidden, trying to deny them even to himself. "I... uh" he stumbled over his words, his heart racing a mile a minute. "I don't know,..Do you really think that's the best idea right now? I mean, with everything going on..."

“I do Steve, Maybe not right at this very moment” Nancy joked “But i think you’ll both regret it if you dont, especially if something happens” Nancy was insinuating in case something went wrong which meant in case Vecna got you.

Steve nodded slowly, his expression turning somber. He knew deep down that Nancy was right. But the thought of confessing his feelings in the midst of this chaos and danger was a scary one. What if you didn’t feel the same way? What if his feelings just made things more complicated?

"Yeah... I get what you mean. But how, and when, am I supposed to do it? Feels like the worst possible time for me to bring all of this up."

Nancy smiled softly walking towards her house “You’ll know when Steve” she paused with her hand lingering on the front door handle “Maybe something good can come out of all this bad” before turning it and walking in her house, heading to the basement to come with a plan to kill Venca and save you and max

Steve stood there for a moment, his mind racing with Nancy’s words. Maybe something good can come out of all this bad. That thought echoed in his mind as he watched Nancy disappear into the house. He took a deep breath, trying to steady himself as he made his way back to the basement, ready to face whatever lay ahead.

You sat there quietly on the couch at the back of the basement while the kids and robin started to put together a half assed plan. Nancy hit the bottom step before catching your eye and smiley softly before joining the group a few feet from you to come up with a plan to stop Venca.

Robin, Lucas, Dustin, Max, and Nancy huddled together, quietly brainstorming and discussing ideas. Every now and then they would glance over at you, checking to see if you were listening or had anything to add. You could see the worry etched on their faces, their expressions clouded with concern and fear for your well-being.

But you remained silent and still, your mind filled with turmoil and anxiety as you sat at the back of the basement, listening to their hushed voices.

Steve finally joined the rest of them. He sighed when he seen you there by yourself, he could tell you were trying your best not to cry. He glanced over at Robin who was with the other group, she nodded her head in your direction. Gesturing for him to go talk to you.

Steve caught Robin's silent message, nodding his head slightly in acknowledgment. He knew that she was right. He couldn't avoid this any longer. He needed to talk to you.

He glanced over at you once more, noticing your attempts to hide your emotions. His heart clenched tightly in his chest, and he took a deep breath before slowly making his way over to you.

“Hey” He mumbled softly “Can i sit?” You nodded still not looking up at him

Steve sat down next to you, leaving a small gap between the two of you. He fidgeted uncomfortably, unsure of how to start the conversation.

He let out a small sigh before speaking again "Listen, I... I wanted to talk to you about something."

Your head felt heavy lifting it up to turn to Steve “Yeah?”

Steve's gaze met yours. His eyes were intense and filled with a mix of emotions, but also a hint of vulnerability.

"Look, I know we're in the middle of a goddamn mess right now. And I know that you've got a lot going on in your head. But I need to say this."

He ran a hand through his hair, trying to find the right words to say, this was something he truly didn’t want to mess up, he couldn’t.

Your heart was picking up, this was it you thought. You could see the nervousness in his eyes, his hand was plucking the seams of the old work couch. You watched his mouth open before you heard the clock, you tensed. You turned back to Steve something felt off, his eyes were now dark, he laughed, but it was different it was dark, evil, sinister sounding “Steve?” You questioned

“Steve” He mocked “Did you really think i loved you? Did you really think i could love someone like you?” He chuckled “Your pathetic, i cant wait for you to go, to leave for him to take you. It would be a relief”

Tears were now rolling down your cheeks as you got up from the couch backing up “You dont mean that” He was taunting you, as you looked around you realized this wasn’t real, it couldn’t be. Then you heard it, the low growling.

Vecna.

[sieglinde-freud]

Fire emblem (awakening, + fates if you want to do two fandoms) for the ask game NOWWWWW <3

oh i would love to do two fandoms :3 awakening first, super long post incoming!!

favorite character

well it really is a toss up and the answer might shock you all but really i—

… well anyways

least favorite character

umm honestly i really like everyone in the awakening cast? i dont think theres too many stinkers or anyone that makes me feel super uncomfortable. i think i’ll say yen’fay though? not because i dislike him exactly, i just dont really understand why hes here… of all the options for spotpass they went with yen’fay???? okay… like thats fine i guess

five favorite ships

LUCISEV

gerolau

lonqu/vaike

chromlivia

tharja/maribelle

i love you gay awakening mod you make my dreams come true!!!

character i find most attractive

… sigh. just look at my blog and guess. its embarrassing it really is.

character i would marry

STAHL 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 can and have. every time

character i would be best friends with

i would love to be besties with severa irl. i need more shopping buddies!!

a random thought

please bring back awakening forging it was so easy and it was so funny

an unpopular opinion

i think the valm arc is fine. its not my favorite by any means but i think it has a purpose and does it well. its really more for furthering chrom as a character rather than pushing the main story further and thats. fine! its not the nothingburger people claim it to be, even if its maybe not the most fun.

most badass character

like objectively its lucina and any other character is wrong sorry

pairing i am not a fan of

honestly when it comes to awakening, i like most ships? i mean obviously i have my own preferences but most things people put in front of me i will eat up!! i’ll say im not too big on lucina and inigo just because i do chromlivia a ton and so that sours that for me, but ive been becoming more open to it as i keep experimenting with different parents for them :) its still not my FAVORITE but you know. its cool. and its like that was probably my least favorite for a while but i still never HATED it. like i get it you know. (also inigo/owain never applied to this i fear. awakening trio poly was too good) i think something that ive actually slowly gotten distasteful for over time is ricken/nowi and it sucks because i think their support chain is actually SO cute but the first time i got their ending card it made me so uncomfortable and so upset its kind of made me not like them as much anymore :( which SUCKS bc i could ignore the end card SO EASILY but idk. the things that give you an ick on ur first run really stay with you. OH YOU KNOW WHAT i dont like lucina/robin sorry

character i feel the writers screwed up

can i say chrom? i think chrom has a lot of good going for him, but i think somewhere along the way they got kind of caught up in the epic story of war and time travel and robin being grima that they forgot they had a main character already. they kinda started his path in the first arc, gave it SOME direction in the second, and then… oh god! where did it go?! i just had it a second ago! not only do they not really finish off chrom’s story that well because the focus turns more to robin, i also dont think they explore his flaws well enough? he clearly HAS them, hes aggressive and hot headed and naive (“naive” does it count if he knows hes being naive and just says fuck it idgaf) and thats great but i dont feel like he ever learns from that. i think emmeryn dying couldve led him down a darker path for a while (not TOO dark, but its important to note that chrom is kind of. uh. erm. well the treatment of plegians and the valmese is. ah. um. well anyways an arc that makes THAT make more sense) until maybe like robin or lucina help him snap out of it and he looks back to what emmeryn might have done in his place, and what he can do to still stay true to himself but learn to honor her the way she might have wanted instead of becoming more like his dad (another plot point unexplored!) so. ANYWAYS thats my two cents on chrom as someone who GENUINELY REALLY LIKES HIM. i just think he couldve been better.

favorite friendship

i’ll say i like them as yaoi too but the bromance between inigo and owain will ALWAYS be soooooo good. SOOOOO GOOD. AGRGGRHRHFNJRJFJEHRH THEIR HARVEST CONVERSATIONNN THEIR FUTURE PAST INTERACTIONS GRARRGFHHH MY BABIESSSS

ok onto fates!!

favorite character

like we know. but if you mean fates EXCLUSIVE its charlotte :)

least favorite character

i dont care for yukimura

5 favorite ships

LASLOW/NYX ARRGGEHEHHEH

odin/azura

niles/subaki

f!corrin/felicia

awakening trio poly

honorable mention to laslow/keaton/nyx as well

character i find most attractive

SORRY LASLOW YOU GOT KNOCKED DOWN A PEG ITS REINA I LOVE MY MURDER WIFE!!!!!!

character i would marry

i would marry kaze in a heartbeat. only question is would he marry me 😓 also charlotte but again. i find myself at the same dilemma. I HAVE NO MONEY!!!!!

character i would be best friends with

its still selena but now we get to add oboro to the mix and have fun fashion time!!!

a random thought

im still thinking about nyx rejecting garon’s summons. its so sexy. why did u do that girl. what did he want from you. im rotating advisor nyx au in my mind as we speak. will anything come of it? probably not. and if something does it probably wont leave my google docs but. we’ll see. NYX FANS DM ME I LVOE YUO

my canon otp

well?? uhhh?? i mean everything is canon in some way shape or form, no? so. laslow/nyx COME ONNNN

non canon otp

like. its still laslow/nyx. ship so good its both canon and non canon (every fates ship)

most badass character

saizo. guy who blows himself up for shits and giggles. god i love him

pairing im not a fan of

dont hate me yall i really cant stand laslow and azura. and its not even like because the support is bad, its NOT. its really good. i tried so hard to like it. but every single fucking time, and this has been going on for YEARS before i had this tumblr account, anytime i mention any other azura ship or any other laslow ship, someone has to come and tell me “oh i dont like this ship. this but l*zura” ?!?!?!?!?! OKAY??? MAKE YOUR OWN POST?!?!?!?!? i’ll be like “hey i really like azura’s dynamic with [character]” and someone will be like “ohhh this but with laslow” WHO SAID HIS NAME?!!?! WHO?!??? NOT ME!!! do you know how annoyed i have to be to NOT want to talk about laslow?!?!?! ME???? THE LASLOW BLOG!!???!?! i’ll be like “i really like peri!soleil i think shes cute” someone will come on my post and say “yeah but i always do azura!soleil so” OKAY SO WHAT. SO WHAT. GET OUT OF MY REPLIES GET OUT OF MY TAGS. I DONT CARE. AND ITS ALWAYS THAT SHIP. GOD!! FUCK!! I DONT CAREEEEEEEE. god forbid i bring up laslow/nyx. yes. bring up ur insanely popular ship on a post about a ship where im the only one doing it. uh huh. this is not annoying in the slightest. yep ok. thanks. your input is noted and also discarded. MAKE YOUR OWN POST. its all just really soured me to the ship… i started deleting some of my own posts it happens to like its exhausting!!! GO AWAY!! im also not fw corrin/the royals but i dont judge anyone who is its just not my thing :3

character i feel the writers screwed up

selena, and not in a “shes badly written” way. i dont think she is! i actually really like her arc of maturing past who she was in awakening and finally finding a place/group of people who wont compare her to her mom and trying to stand out on her own merits now that she has that opportunity. thats fantastic! i just wish they didnt try to push the weird subaki and caeldori stuff. i feel like that just ties her back to her mom and kind of resets the whole thing? i made another post about it but… just that. it bothers me. it also drags down caeldori as a character by reducing her to a prop for selena to bounce off of. bad all around. they shouldve made selena an exception to the rule and gave her her own kid instead of forcing you to do some random ship to finish her arc off, especially when laslow and odin both got to further their own characters with their kids. just kinda sucks!!

favorite friendship

awakening trio duh. didnt include severa in awakening just because. it wasnt. really a thing in awakening. inigo and owain were just bro-ing off while severa was mostly paired with like cynthia or sometimes lucina in dlc. but in fates they finally get trio interactions and it really just solidifies the whole dynamic for me :) i like em poly i like em queer platonic i like em third wheeling i like em friends i just LIKE THEM. THEY ARE PERFECT!!!

[louloulemons-posts]

The Criminal And The Princess II

Grumpy!College!Eddie X Sunshine!Skater!Reader

Summary : Edens dad is pushing her to breaking point, but when Steve Harrington suggests going to a gig, they stumble upon who she never thought she’d see.

Word Count : 2k

Warnings : not much eddie (i’m sorry), shitty parents, once again talk of eating, girlhood, nancy is sad, swearing, billy hargrove.

~ / / / * \ \ \ ~

“Again!”

“Dad I have to go I have class,” I sighed, skating towards him. “Regionals are coming up how are you expecting to win if you’re still so sloppy?” he snapped at me.

“Maybe I don’t want to win! Maybe I don’t even wanna go to fucking regionals!”

“Don’t you dare talk to me like that!”

“I’m telling you the truth!”

“Your mother-“ I didn’t give him the chance to finish, “I’m not mom!”

With a deep breath, i spoke calmly, “I know you miss her, god dad I do too, but me skating, won’t bring her back.” The man who I love so dearly didn’t say a word, his dark eyes stern. “Just go Eden.”

“Dad-“

“And don’t worry about dinner on Friday.”

“Dad come on-“

“You need to lose the weight anyways.” I sucked in a breath, but said nothing more as I watched the greying man walk up the stairs and slamming the door to his office.

Rubbing my hand to my face I sat down on the cold plastic bench, taking off my skates and replacing them with my trainers. Throwing my oversized hoodie on, I headed out of the rink and to my car.

“E!” a voice called out.

“Harrington,” I replied, as the brunette jogged over the parking lot to me. “Hey- woah you look like shit!”

“Yeah 4:30 starts will do that to a girl,” I shrugged, throwing my bag in the back.

“Sorry that was rude of me,” he said, but I brushed him off with a smile. “What can I do for you Stevie boy?”

“So my friend has gig after the match on Friday, I was wondering if you wanted to come? Obviously I’ve invited the rest of the gang.”

“Did you really just say gang?”

“Yeah, I regret it, shut up. Do you wanna come?”

“I have training the next-“ my brows furrowed, dad’s words echoing in my head, “You know what, yeah it sounds fun.

“Great, I’m gonna text Robin all the details so, I’ll see you around.”

“See you.”

Well that was something to look forward too.

~ / / / * \ \ \ ~

Sat in class the professor droned on and on, Vickie was almost asleep besides me. I felt my phone buzz in pocket, taking it out I saw a message from Robin.

Robs : soooo a little dingus said you’re coming to a certain gig this friday? 👀

E : figured it was time i had some fun

E : lets be honest its a rare occasion

Robs : im actually so excited for this!!!!!

E : yeah me too, and you’re gonna be extra excited when i tell you who else is coming 😚

Putting my phone down on my notebook I nudged Vickie. “Hm,” she said rubbing her eyes, then brushed an auburn curl from her face.

“Sorry did I fall asleep?” I huffed a laugh,

“A little, but that’s not why I’m waking you. Are you free Friday?”

“I think so yeah, what’s up?”

“Wanna come to a gig?”

“Who’s gig?”

“Not sure yet, but me and a few friends are going, Nancy, Steve, oh and you know Robin right?”

“R-robin?” she stuttered.

“Yeah! I could text you the details, it’d be nice to hang out when we’re not studying.”

She nodded, cheeks flushed slightly, “Yeah cool, just text me.” I returned the nod, picking my phone back up.

Robs : who???

Robs : ????

Robs : did you die???

E : lmao no very much alive

Robs : who’s coming???

E : Vickie

Robs : …

E : love youuuuuu 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Robs : EDEN I SWEAR TOENDJSKSJSKSJJDJD

With a laugh I put my phone away and attempted to focus on this mind numbing lecture.

~ / / / * \ \ \ ~

Friday rolled around really quickly, people were so ready for the weekend already. Who knew summer break would be missed already.

“I’m still not over the fact your dad said that to you?” Nancy said, whilst taming her curls.

“It’s fine, it’s not like it’s out of the ordinary.”

“Are you sure I can’t kick him in the throat?”

“I really don’t wanna have to bail you out of jail Robs.”

She hummed, “Yeah that’s true, would not look good for my future.”

“Dads are so shit!” Nancy exclaimed out of nowhere. “Nance-“ I began.

“No! I Robins dad walked out, your dad bullies you and my dad acts like I don’t fucking exist. Why do these men have kids and then treat them like trash?”

The girl was flinging her arms around like crazy, huffing angrily. “Nance, but the hairbrush down you’ll hurt yourself,” Robin said. The girl placed it to the floor, kneeling down behind her, I met her gaze in the mirror.

“What happened?” I asked. She looked at me with glassy eyes. “Mom called, yesterday she was going out to that meal, you know the one for her friends birthday?”

Me and Robin both gave her affirming nods, “Well Mike was working a shift at the record store and dad was picking Holly up from school,” she let out a shaky breath.

“It’s okay,” I said, hugging her from behind, resting my chin on her shoulder. “He forgot her, was sat at home watching a game. She was there for hours, when Mike came home he found him passed out on the couch.”

“Is Holly okay?” Robin asked, sliding off Nancys bed and down next to us. The brunette nodded, “Yeah, a teacher stayed with her and Mike went to get her. Mom got so mad and then you know what he said?”

I rubbed her shoulder, and Robin squeezed her hand. “He said, ‘Oh Nancy was supposed to get her,’” she choked on a sob, “He didn’t even know I was gone!”

“Oh Nance,” I said, pulling her back to hug me, Robin went to her front, wrapping her arms around us both. “Dads are the worst,” Robs said. “They really are!” I agreed.

“I swear Jonathan, Will and El are the only ones who got a decent one!” Robin laughed. “H-Hoppers a good man,” Nancy sniffled.

“You know what we’re gonna do tonight?” I asked pulling away from the hug, going to face Nancy, I wiped the tears from her face.

“What?” she asked.

“We’re gonna go to that game and cheer on our guy Harrington! And then, we’re gonna go to that gig and drink and dance and celebrate the badass women who raised us!”

“That sounds like the best plan,” Robin smiled, “You up for it Nance?”

“Yeah! Let’s go celebrate our moms.”

“And also get Robin a girlfriend!”

Me and Nancy laughed as Robin fell back, groaning into her hands. “What about you? You got your eye on anyone?” Nancy asked, cleaning up her tear stained face.

“Nah.”

“Oh come on E!”

“Seriously there’s nobody,” I laughed. “Plus I’m happy enough being wingwoman, I mean you and Johnny are getting to 2 years now?”

“Yeah,” the girl couldn’t hide her smile, “Speaking of, he’ll be here soon so, get ready!” She shooed us out of her room with a laugh.

~ / / / * \ \ \ ~

“Come on Harrington!” I cheered, jumping up and down. The game was almost over and our guys were down 6 points. Jonathans friend Argyle let out a loud whoop as the puck hit the back of the net.

“Let’s go dingus!” Robin shouted. I looked up from the ice briefly, my eyes meeting my fathers. His face looked like its normal stern self, but he looked sad?

I know I shouldn’t have yelled at him, specially not about mom, but god he shouldn’t have said the things he did either.

Suddenly I felt arms wrapped around me and the siren went, signalling the game was over. “We won!” Robin screamed. I looked at the score board, we were up by 2 points.

With a smile, I put my arms around the girl, giving her a squeeze. Leaning over the side of the seats, Steve walked past, “Go on Harrington!” we all cheered for him, making him smile bashfully.

“I’ll meet you guys after,” he said walking away. “No cheers for me Eden?” a vile voice came. “In your dreams Hargrove.”

“Oh they’re more than cheers in the dreams gorgeous.”

“Gross, “Robin said from behind me.

“You okay Benny?” Jonathan asked. Benny was a nickname he’d decided on when we were in kindergarten, apparently Eden was a weird name, but I thought Johnathan was too old so,” All good Johnny.”

The rink soon cleared out and we decided to wait by our cars for Steve. “Eden,” a deep voice called from behind. Dad was stood at the end of the hallway, Robin held my hand, Nancy appearing on the other side.

“It’s okay, I’ll catch up,” I said, walking towards the man. “What’s up?” I asked.

“I … I just wanted to apolo-“ he was cut off when the team of hollering boys ran by, Steve being one of them.

“Coach Bennett,” the boy smiled, swinging his arm over my shoulder. “Steve, good match,” the man offered him a smile, I hadn’t had one of those in a long time.

“Sorry I interrupted,” Steve spoke.

“It’s okay, what did you want to say dad?”

“Take a break this weekend, no training, but I expect you to do a morning and evening practice on Monday. Yrene is back from maternity leave so she’ll be training you.”

I sighed, but spoke through gritted teeth, “Great, thanks dad.” I turned to Steve, “Let’s go,” almost dragging the boy down the hall.

“We could get lunch on Sunday?” My dad called after me.

“What?”

“Lunch. I know dinner isn’t an option tonight, go have fun. Let me know if you’re free Sunday.” I gave him a nod, before I did drag Steve down the hall.

“That was weird,” he said when we got out into the fresh hair, you could feel that autumn was rolling around fast. “I know, who knew that Ethan Bennett wasn’t always an ass,” I said.

“Everything okay?” Nancy asked as we headed to the car. “Yeah all good, now let’s go!”

“What’s the name of the band your friends in again?” Jonathan asked.

“Corroded Coffin, and I gave you the address right?” Jonathan nodded, consuming, “The hideout right?”

“Yeah that’s the one, E does that friend of yours need a ride?”

I felt Robin go stiff beside me, “Vickie? Nah she’s being dropped off by her brother.”

“Cool, let’s go then!”

“I swear I’m gonna kill you,” Robin muttered. “What was that?” She gave me a sickly sweet smile, linking our arms, “Nothing!”

~ / / / * \ \ \ ~

The bar known as The Hideout was packed, I recognised some faces from college, everyone was here to have a good time. Onto your second drink, I smiled as I saw a familiar redhead.

“Vickie!” I called out.

“Hey,” she smiled, making her way through a crowd of people. “Come and meet the guys.” Taking her hand I led her over to my friends.

“Everyone!” I shouted to get their attention, “This is Vickie, we’re in history together.”

She raised a hand, offering a smile to them. “Vickie this is Steve, Nancy, Jonathan,” he cringed when I said his name,” Argyle and you know Robin.”

“Yeah, hi,” she smiled.

“Hey um … can I get you a drink?”

“Uh yeah sure, cool.” Oh my god they were so cute. When the pair walked away me and Nancy squealed.

“Alright folks we have our next act of the evening for you, give it up for Indianas own, Corroded Coffin!” A man shouted into the mic.

The five of us walked into the crowd getting to the front, standing by the stage, I was excited to see Steve’s buddy.

Out walked 3 boys, one sitting behind the drum set and the others picking up guitars. Taking a sip of my drink, I regretted it right away, almost choking when I saw the final member walk out on stage.

“Holy shit!” I exclaimed.

“Good evening Indiana!” he shouted. He looked so different, so alive, his curls falling down his back, freely allowed to do so. His dark eyes shining with mischief and joy.

“We’re Corroded Coffin and we’re here to rock your world for the next hour or so! Are! You! Ready!”

~ / / / * \ \ \ ~

They meet again 👀

This part was mainly me healing the parental issues in stranger things with friendship lmao.

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I've alwaaaays wanted to learn more about killer moth love to see a fellow bug can you tell me about your guy

putting this all under a cut so i don't autism blast my followers this took forever to type out oops

Drury Walker, aka Killer Moth, is a lesser-known C-Tier Batman villain his whole gimmick being that he's Batman but for criminals because he finds it unfair that Batman has the side of the GCPD on his side yet the low-level criminals have no one on their side he even goes as far to even having his own mansion, Mothcave, Mothmobile, etc actually he was the first "Anti-Batman" with latter (and more popular characters) spawning in like Owlman, The Batman Who Laughs, Hush, hell even fucking Catman, ect

but here's the thing, he's a fucking born LOOOOOSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR nobody likes his ass no respects him. not the villains. not the heroes. everyone thinks he fucking SUCKS and they're right he does suck and he hates it he hates how NO ONE respects him it drives him mad

his first appearance was in Batman Vol 1 63 released in 1951 ! of which on the cover because of it simply being fucking old as balls with having the colors change from over time he looks strangely shirtless on the cover of the issue

like im not crazy, right?

anyways in this he goes by the name "Cameron van Cleer", he was in prison for a while but while in there he read news article about this "Batman" guy and lowkey became obsessed with him collecting as much piece of information on this guy as he can once he was released, he became a wealthy socialite in Gotham and gaining respect from people and with that money be buys a mansion making his own Mothcave and moth themed gadgets becoming Killer Moth!

then him and the Bats (and also The Boy Wonder) cross paths which lead to the Dynamic Duo being knocked out and kidnapped being taken to the Mothcave, Killer Moth demanding that Batman takes him to the real Batcave or he fucking kills Robin but the yadda yadda whatever Cameron's plan fails and him and the Dynamic Duo fight on top of a bridge which leads to him falling and fucking DYING

his most notable and iconic appearances in comics are The Misfits a story about him forming a group of other C-Listers and trying to take over Gotham (and failing), and Bug and Insects a story about Drury being tired of everyone seeing him as a joke and then sells his soul to a demon becoming this moth monster called Charaxes also he gives birth in the story

he then got ripped in half by Super Boy-Prime and died (also he became a Black Lantern or smth at one point???)

then there's Batgirl: Year 1 which is a retelling of Batgirl's story as well as Killer Moth's it's a great read and out of all the comics ive mentioned in here this is the one you should probably read the most

in this story he tries to set up a protection program of criminals but everyone hates his ass so no one is supporting it so then he teams up with Firefly, another Gotham rogue a pyrotechnics expert turned arsonist real name being Garfield Lynns

(this is the most crusty blown out image why is this on the wiki)

but the two them had a falling out because Firefly was too... intense for Killer Moth

he was also in The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing, a comic series famous for. um. pregnant Joker.

outside of comics thats were people know him the best though, he's been in the DC Super Hero Girls series (even the lego one!), The Batman (2004), Batman The Brave and The Bold, the DCAU (but only in the tie in comics and in only one appearance), the Injustice series (again comic tie in only and its only for a gag before he fucking DIES), and then the Arkham games (by only name and really only appearing in Arkham Asylum with a really good design)

but theres TWO big things out of comics that people know him best for

his most iconic TV appearance would be in the 2003 Teen Titians series, he's a evil scientist who uses evil mutated moths to attack the people of Jump City (and he also might be one himself? I don't remember if he's actually just a guy in a suit or an anthro moth in this)

one of the biggest differences of Drury (if thats even his real name in this) besides from his major change of appearance is that hes a fucking GIRL DAD 💥💥💥💥💪💪

he has a daughter a named Kitten ❤️ a name which would NOT be able to fly today sadly, hes loves his daughterly dearly with his ever episode literally being about him making Robin Kitten's prom date because her boyfriend stood her up

he also makes appearances in New Teen Titians the short TT mini series and Teen Titians Go the Teen Titians tie in comics NOT to be confused with Teen Titians Go the tv series and it's tie in comics called Teen Titians Go but he does also appear in those too

but then. theres his MOST ICONIC APPERANCE EVER IN ANYTHING. the one that everyone loves

the GOAT

LEGO FUCKING KILLER MOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🙏🙏🙏🙏💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

first appearing in Lego Batman: The Video Game (2008) a part of the main series and being the boss of the pent ultimate level, as well as a playable character being one of the few characters that can glide in game, he then appeared in Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes and Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham albeit with smaller and smaller roles each game, he's not even in Lego DC Super Villains despite him being in every single game beforehand????

they gave him a Boston esque accent in the 3rd game which im very found of

this video does a better explaining of Lego Killer Moth than I could

also theres was this part of his section on the DC Database that i thought was funny

oh yeah he was also in the Lego Batman Movie. what does he look like? oh don't worry you don't need to k-

GOOD GREIF.

WWHHYYYYYY WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAAAAAAAAAAATTTT 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY GOT EVERYTHING RIGHT EXPECT FOR THE MASK WHHHYYYYYYYY HES UGLY.

AND I LIKE MY KILLER MOTHS UGLY. HES LITREALLY MADE OF MSPAINT DEFAULT COLORS AND WHENEVER I SEE A DESIGN EITHER OFFICAL OR FAN MADE THAT TRIES TO MAKE HIM LOOK APEALING OR COMPETLEY CHANING HIS PALLETT ARE MISSING THE POINT!!!! (expect for Teen Titians i fw that one)

speaking of my own personal opinions, what are my opinions on him? i ADORE him. can't get enough he's my everything. my yuck but not to the extreme that Yes Man is at i pray that James Gunn adds him to his DCU (and Firefly and Onomatopoeia and Gentleman Ghost and Clock King and The Eraser) although i do like how he's just not in anything it means i don't have to witness the weird and strange writing that almost every comic book character has to go through its nice

but i do think he should be used more; his concept is SO interesting especially because he was the first Anti-Batman character type to be made and i think they could do interesting stuff with that idea! especially one that isn't respected like Batman is! Batman is a grown man who runs around in a bat costume beating up poor people and they FEAR him but when a grown man who dressed up as a moth and beats up rich people no one respects him! it doesn't make sense thats NOT FAIR moths are just as scary as bats yet no one even dares to bat their eye at him or even THINK about him WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY hes JUST as good as the bat HE SWEARS!!!!!

i do think him also his distaste for the GCPD helping out Batman could be used in someway for Bruce to realize that oh shit! the cops suck BALLS!!!!!!!!! i like it when Batman doesn't work for the cops which is probably why I like Capped Crusader the GCPD hates his ASS!!!! (honestly a CC Killer Moth would be interesting to see)

another thing they could do i give him his own Robin! no Batman his complete without his Robin, they're called the Dynamic Duo after all! and i think the perfect (or should i say PURRfect) person to be his Robin would be Kitten from Teen Titians! multiple times in the tie in comics she opposed as a one-off villain (which have led her to getting in trouble with her dad) which already proves she has villain tendencies plus they could do a fun name thing, moths are the natural preys of bats and birds are the natural prey of cats

um. speaking of moths and bats... did you know thats moths uh- that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

I think Batman and Killer Moth should fuck

Look man, The Joker, Riddler, and Two-Face are tired and need a break from being Bruce's homoerotic rivals and give someone new a chance! perhaps someone who was literally made to be his opposite, someone like.... idunno Drury Walker although i do think those two could NEVER form a relationship of somekind and if they ever did it would end so fast, it would defiantly be one sided on Drury's end perhaps it just starts out as the small obsession he had in jail back in the 50s, slowly leading to an obsession to learn about him to know what makes him and tick and whats makes him so feared compared to him, till it all slowly snowballs into a boreline obsession that Killer Moth dosen't understand at first until it hits him like a freight train. it's love. or isn't even love? is it just lust? who knows

this love... if you can even call it that should drive Drury INSANE it should make it hate himself for even THINKING about it, it's not even repression about being gay i think it would be interesting that repression about liking the guy he should hate with every bone in his body. and he does! he does hate him! but WHY. WHY does he feel this way?

also wouldn't it just be LOVELY if Batman barely even fought him at all! maybe at the beginning he did, Batman delt with him like every other villain he had but after a year or two after Killer Moth finally proved himself a fucking joke Batman didn't even bat an eye at him anymore instead leaving Robin and Batgirl to deal with him and that would just be SOUL CRUSHING. he's not good enough for the real deal. instead he just gets these costumed brats instead sometimes even just the fucking police the rest of the batfamily not even caring for him. wouldn't that just drive you insane? the guy you made your sworn enemy doesn't even pay a single speck of attention to you instead that FUCKING CLOWN GETS ALL THE ATTETION.

anyways i read a really good Killer Moth/Batman fic once, which is also the only Killer Moth/Batman fic so thats not saying alot..... (it's also what this post was about)

ANYWAYS!!!!!!! i am not the holy messiah (even though i am 💖) and don't take my words as fact, go do you own research!!!! thats the fun of comics. actually fucking reading them 😭

a little bonus because you've read all of this, here is my bug irl:

[fanficfanatic000]

(Handmade for me) E.M.5

Eddie Munson x best friend plus sized

reader 18+ don't read if a minor

Trigger warning ( read if you dare )

Summary(Reader is a plus sized young adult female Who lived in Hawkins her whole life was a outcast in school only has three friends Robin. Steve and eddie. But your best friend is eddie munson. Just your friend right???...You work at a bar as a bartender usually serving drinks from rugged bikers to just turned twenty one first drinkers... until that night.... when it all when wrong......)

He held the doors for you And you were inside he sat you in the front row and he went to the back preparing for the show and you saw her walk in wearing a tiny black skirt with a pink top damn you forgot all about that.... your gut wrenched and heavy it feels like you're burning alive5 minutes have gone by and they finally are called to the stage ",now ladies and gentlemen welcome the corroded coffen!!!!" Your stomach in knots Then they walked out the spot lights making Eddie's hair shine and his veins popping from holding the guitar he grabs the microphone with his left hand they played two songs one about how band life is the other about living life but there's one left eddie looks around in the crowd and says "this one goes out for a very special lady of mine"....They started to play but all you could focus on was Eddie's vocals "I wanna be your vacuum cleaner breath in your dust.

He was talking about her that's why he told her about tonight.. the air sucked from your lungs. Tears began to fall so you ran the fuck out that door. You sat on the sidewalk trying to stop but it just wouldn't..You lean against the brick wall it was cold really cold and you were wearing a tank topA breeze blew through your hair and you stopped crying and you were ready to go back inside you walk in and you see him talking to her close to the stage but his eyes fell on you from across the room the girl facing him then he started walking towards you hastily.. the girl left there.. "Soo Uh what did ya think??" He said his eyes on the floor. His hands playing with his rings.. "you guys rocked like always!."You say enthusiastically like you werent just crying.. he looks up and tilted his headHe smirked awkwardly "no i mean..... what did you think about the.... song??" You searched him for what he meant. Reading his body language nervous. His face Slightly red. His pupils blown out "oh the song... it was great.... she probably loved it..." his eyes go wide and his blushing replaced with confusion "wait what are you talking about... she probably loved it?? " you're so much more confused now.. you gesture your hand to her "eddie im not stupid.. you invited her.. and i heard her talking about you at my work.... its great for you edds.. shes pretty and im happy for you." You fake a smile at him. But his face didn't reply.. it looked kinda upset but also embarrassed.. he put his hand on your hand. His hand warm and she feeling "that wasnt meant for her..."He gulps "it was meant for you..." his eyes dropped to the floor and his face fell even more.. he wrote that for you not her....."I know we are friends but i just wanted to tell you for so long even when you dont feel the same...." You Not Feel The Same?Yeah right... "Eddie i-i do feel that way.. you've been driving me fucking craz–"He grabbed you by the hips and pulled you against him facing you. His eyes on your lips "can i kiss you?" You crashed your lips to his. His taste intoxicating and sweet You pull back realizing he smells like weed "whats wrong y/n?" He looks for an answer "eddie are you high?" His blown pupils looking at you "No‐" he says no but all signs pointing to yes makes you think otherwise "i should get home..." You run from his grasp but he followed you and wouldn't leave.. "i-mm not high princess!" He pleaded you stop and give him the all knowing look "really you eddie not high at all.." "no not a bit not at all"You still can't believe him not when he has a girl like her to like him..

Part 6 out now or soon

[philtstone]

WIP word search

got tagged by the lovely and talented @painted-doe! as i am currently in my "million wips" era (and also my psych era...), this worked out perfectly friend

the assigned keywords are [drumroll]: ignore, kind, lose, silver

ignore

a silly, lighthearted and perhaps slightly lewd ficlet from the mollyverse in which recent mother juliet is determined to overcome her unanticipated new insecurities before reinstating regular sexy times with her husband

She had thought that maybe if she ignored it, it would go away, but it hasn’t. She pees differently now. There’s a strange dark line going through her bellybutton. Her sweat smells bizarre.

This is what complacency gets you, says Carlton’s voice in the back of her head. She should’ve been more vigilant about expecting the inescapable doom of post-baby body dysmorphia.

2. kind

a not-silly, not-lighthearted and definitely g rated ficlet from the mollyverse in which molly overhears her parents have a fight for the very first time

Molly’s great at counting. She’s great at addition too. She can remember which number she started with in her head and what it looks like before she breaks it up to add to the next one. Ms. Delaney, her kindergarten teacher, says this makes her advanced for her age, which is a word she and Jay found once in Uncle Gus's old spelling bee workbooks. She likes it when the smaller numbers carry, like they’re jumping from one side of the bed to another. She likes to pretend that adding one number to another to make it bigger is kind of like two people making friends. Molly loves her friends. They are, in order, Junior; then Fish; then Yasmine from the other kindergarten class; then Mr. Snufalluffapus the stuffed elephant. When Jay, who is her best friend, is around, Molly feels bigger – and cooler and braver, and she has more fun than when she’s alone.

3. lose

a supposedly lighthearted follow-up to this fic, bc shawn and gus r very important to me, and i swear it really is a fun time only the word "lose" cropped up in the angstiest part of the thing

Shawn’s had his head in his hands for like, the past twenty minutes. He crashed about an hour ago, which was okay, because by then they’d already made it out of the red tape of the precinct and driven the Blueberry halfway to nowhere. He gives a tight twitch, like he’s not sure whether to nod or shake his head or brush Gus off entirely.

“I’m not dead either,” Gus adds, pointedly. Sharp inhale. Like when they were ten and Shawn almost choked on a pixie stick he wasn’t supposed to be sucking on in gym class. Gus wonders if he’s finally going to lose his cool, like, really lose it. The way most other people who lived through tonight would.

“No,” he says, into his knees.

“You wanna go see Juliet?” Gus asks quietly after a long moment.

“Yeah,” Shawn says in a hoarse, tiny voice.

“Okay.”

They do.

4. silver (this one's way too long but i couldn't cut the bit off any sooner im sorry i got too attached)

the previously-mentioned princess bride flavored au which i swear i'll actually finish one day

The forcible swerve into objectively-beneath-the-law outlaw life, to be specific. He and Gus were not, really, important members of the court. They weren’t even important members of the county. Sure, they helped Sheriff Vick solve the disappearance of that one minor noble who wanted to make away with his father’s fortune, and sure, Shawn had officially been placed on the captain of the guard’s shit-list, and sure, maybe he had lied a bit (read: a lot) about a potential druid lineage on his mother’s side. But that was only to avoid getting humiliated via stocks in the village square! He has an image to maintain, here!

None of these things made any lick of difference to the new Sheriff, who exiled them because – get this – I can’t fucking stand these two idiots. Tell them they’re banned from the county.

And now here they are. Exiled. Traveling con men. Outlaws, even. 

“Like Robin Hood,” Shawn said, after the prince’s grand uncle twice removed paid them two silver pieces to read his fortune by the roadside.

“Robin Hood is a children’s fairytale, Shawn,” Gus had to remind him. “And he was a tax evader.”

“Gus, we’re tax evaders.”

Gus had been so displeased by this reminder he’d told Shawn that they had to stop for the night so he could reorganize his apothecary kit. Shawn had perhaps unwisely reminded him that he’d technically stolen the apothecary kit from his old boss.

“I didn’t have time to give it back, Shawn!” Gus protested. “We got exiled, remember?”

Alas, true.

@firstelevens @sesamestreep @sayheykid @flyinghome-againstthewind @emilybrontay and anyone else who wants to play -- your keywords are peach, end, king, and teeth

have fun!

[degreesofindanity]

Thoughts on accidentally stumbling ass backwards into playing DoL as a Stardew Valley Sim:

-Alex is still great, but I accidentally let her get too lustful and dommy, so now she makes me make the tea in the morning and wants to fuck every night

-Actually nevermind, no buts there it's great i love my wife

-It is kinda funny that my Purity keeps dropping because I fuck nasty with one girl every night though. Like she's basically my common law wife at this point but we're just too freaky for whatever universal spirit of moral judgement presides over the souls of the people of the DoL universe

-Doing the chores every day is kind of meditative. just milking cows and feeding pigs and playing with dogs all day, except for harvest days where Im frantically trying to harvest and replant as much as I can before the sun goes down and I need to sleep

-I love going into town on weekends to run my little farmers market stand, get a little modelling in, and see my sidepiece Avery. Just bringing a little bit of country class to all these townies! Also flirting up a storm just to sell an extra couple potatoes for dirt cheap but thats fine thats business fame baby

-I like to think Alex knows about Avery she's just like "Hell yeah get paid baby just make him wear a condom and maybe accidentally call my name a few times when he's balls deep in you so he remembers who you really belong to"

-I should probably kick Avery to the curb tbqh. He keeps gambling me away to those creeps Quinn and Leighton, he hates that I won't drink when I'm pregnant with Alex's babies, and even when I get max endearment by helping him win the dancing contest his payout kinda sucks these days I can get like 3 times as much in 3 hours of modelling and no-one is allowed to touch or drug me

-Sorry Avery if you ever get a proper romance storyline I WILL create a cute little social butterfly twink trophy husband OC just for you

-I wish they'd get off my back about school! I got Straight A's! The teachers and students all loved me! I won the Math and Science competitions and got a standing O at the Christmas play! I have conquered you School! Stop lowering my grades and siccing the cops on me I have graduated to become a farmwife >:[

-Speaking of school I do need to go back to get my grades back up and also because I kinda miss Sydney and Robin. But also it sucks I gotta spend so much time there instead of keeping up my farm and kissing my sweet baboo Alex.

-Given the biggest things I miss about school are Sydney and Robin, I really should just be able to bring them to the farmlands. I think Robin could be a pretty decent farmhand now that's he confident and mostly over his trauma! Sydney can start a new branch of the temple in the farmlands! There's gotta be more than enough true believer farmers who hate driving to the city every weekend for church right?

-I was going to suggest I could hire Whitney for security, but let's be real. Even if she accepted she would immediately start slacking off and accepting bribes from Remy to give us bad directions during assaults, and the first time she called me slut Alex would literally beat her to death with a hammer

-Besides I hired a curvy woman named Julie to be our security and she's cool as hell. I like to think the kids will call her Aunt Julie when they're old enough to talk

-Aunt Sydney, Uncle Robin, and Aunt Julie will also have standing invitations to dinner as long as they live but be warned dinner will most likely be Steak with Apple Crumble for desert because that is what my wife likes <3

[th3-third-duffel-bag]

ANALYZING EVIL DEAD RISE VS STRANGER THINGS 5 PREDICTIONS BC THE WRITERS SAID SO.

im sorry.

*****ok do NOT read any further if you haven't seen evil dead rise yet. you have been warned.*****

ok this is gonna be a long one I think.

my friend @3leven1 and I came up with 4 main predictions about what the fuck this means. here we go class.

UNO: POSSESION.

obviously in evil dead rise (I'm just gonna abbreviate it to edr) there is an ongoing theme of possession. this could mean multiple things. when people got Vecna'd it was often refereed to as "possession". vecna might be back to Vecna more people in the gang to break them up and do a great number of damage in their attempts to defeat him. in season two (which was also confirmed to be related to s5) will was possessed. could this mean will will -haha will will- get possessed again?? or will someone else...? this brings me to my next theory.

DOS: THE WHEELERS.

by now I bet a ton of you have seen that in the posters for season four, we had one for Karen wheeler. now why the hell would she have one?? its not like she's a main character, she never has been. but maybe its implying that she will be. Ellie (the mother) in edr was possessed and went rogue killing her children and others. in s4 Vecna picked random teens to kill. or.... not so random. every one of his four victims had some sort of trauma or conflict eating away at them. its been implied that Karen is unhappy in her marriage with ted. I mean come on, in seasons 2 and 3 she was getting ready to go fuck billy like twice. so is vecna gonna go after Karen??

hold up in not done the the wheeler fam just yet. in edr, Ellies sister, lily, pulled that badass card out of the deck and killed Ellie. a good deal of that situation, she had a gun. now, class, who knows how to handle a gun in the wheeler fam? Nancy. Nancy is going to kill her possessed mother, defending her family. hey! y'all remember towns the end of edr when the bodies of them possessed people formed one big monster??? sort or reminds me of something...

TRES: THESSALHYDRA AND SEASON THREE.

first in line: season three. the mall monster was made up of melted down people.... and rats. if the people and rats could turn into a monster, then I have no doubt that other monsters themselves can. but. could this abomination of other melted monsters be the thessalhydra????

NEEEXT!!!: the thessalhydra. if you are in any way acquainted with dnd, you know the thessalhydra. if you aren't its okay! that was the monster the gang was fighting in wills painting. in season four, when robin, Steve, Eddie, and Nancy were walking through the woods in the upside down, there was another earthquake. during that earthquake, in the subtitles, it said something along the lines of "creature bellows in distance". I don't thing any of the monsters we've already been acquainted with 'bellow'. could this be the second big bad of s5 and the "creature with a gaping mouth' (possibly melted down monsters????) Nancy saw in her visions? probably.

CUATRO: ELEVEN GETS VECNA'D

hold on don't freak out!! its just a theory. but I do have some solid goddamn evidence so maybe you should freak out just a little bit.

around the middle of edr, lily finds Bridget eating glass to "kill the buggies in her tummy" creepy ass bitch. but before that, she is appalled to find that blood is literally POURING out of her nose. I really don't think I should have to explain that one. that's not all though. seconds after, she finds blood running out of her eyes too. Vecna kills him victims by sucking there eyes into their heads. when this happens, blood runs out their eyes too. so, class, lets put together these puzzle pieces regarding eleven.

nosebleed (el) + blood running out eyes = eleven gets vecnad.

but maybe she'll be ok. before we figured out one was Vecna, he tried to Vecna eleven when she was young. but she did get out of it by exploding him into the upside down.

uhm. yeah im sorry for that last one. if you read this before watching edr, I did warn you, back off. ANYWAY. yeah that's all I got. tell me what you think!

[arttrampbelle]

No offense but 21 mk movie liu kang?

Yeah he looks like every generic pretty asian dude. Nothing like liu kang. No beef,no sauce,nothing. Sorry if that sounds crude. But you gotta understand why that's a bit odd of a choice for liu kang considering kung lao and him are around the same age. And lao looks waaaay older. Which is weird to me. Like liu kang looks legit like a kid to me. Not trying to knock him down but like you gotta see that right? The whole movie is trash. (Tho its still sad its more entertaining than the new game. Mk12/11.5(refuse to call it 1))

Legit. He looks like something you'd find on those dumb dating sim games. Every,fucking,dude in those games,looks,like,anime,trash. And not the good kind of trash. Not knocking people who like them. But their taste is fictional men is terrible. Like not funny terrible. I mean basic and boring af. (Im not trying to be mean if you genuinely like people like that more power to you but it's kinda weird some people haven't moved past basic highschool girl levels of guy crushes)

Im not knocking dudes attractiveness i can see why people like him. He's pretty but he aint no liu kang. And he's not on that level.

You want a real liu kang?

That's a real liu kang.

He is both cute. Handsome. And fit af.

The 95 movie liu kang? Best live action.

Scorpions revenge liu kang? Pretty good. (Minus the script it wasn't bad it was the better of the 3 current animation movies. Ngl i feel they got worse n worse as it went along. Once again raiden and shang the only good things)

Mk11 liu kang. When he wasn't fucking in the spotlight,wasn't some dumb god,an actual humble monk(ignore pre battle dialogue. Its garbage and occ af!) Wasn't horrible. (Again minus the dumb shit they did to kung lao and him and raiden. It was great. Shang tsung is the only real good thing about mk11 tho really.)

Really tho. Robin shou? That's liu kang. Either get someone similar,or not at all.

Legit. 21 mk movie sucks ass. And the 2nd will too. Im sorry Mortal kombat can't be good till they stop this bullshit commercializing and sanitizing shit for newcomers.

Either do it right. Or not at all!

[lostacelonnie]

Now uh. I must apologize it's been about a hell of a month a lot happened at once & I was havin a not so great time. Oh shit really? How was Croatia whats it like there? I hope school is goin well for you. It sounds like you had a lot of fun with it & that's what matters I'm glad you enjoyed yourself with the festival. Oh! Its doin a lot better I need to make an appointment for detail finishing I almost forgot. It's like. A forest at night lit up with a rainbow aurora. Best way I got to describe it. Me yelling at the weather when it rained 2 days ago & is warmer again today. Hot & cloudy sucks that feels like betrayal. I need to call the doctor again & see if they have openings yet that reminds me. Need to get on meds myself. May you one day get seele & sparkle. I too am saving as much as possible for firefly & I hope I can grab ruan mei too. Which happy firefly release day! Im sad it's the last penacony patch from what ive heard. Right!? Hearing she is mei was so cool penacony story is 10/10. Wait did you get through domincus round 2? Ahh I didn't get robin but I got topaz on a lucky pull. So re run time for robin. Boothill is fun but maybe later. I hope they add more ice units that department feels lacking. Did you get pela & bailu done? I still haven't. I'm gonna get clara for my 300. Thanks I did manage to get arlecchino & clorinde too really quick. Gold & gears is great & now new su mode via screwllum too. Also! New march 7th form soon. So that's cool. Clockie event kept up the good stuff & legend of the galactic baseballer too. Somnium files is a mystery detective game that was. Kinda fun. Weird as hell mystery with a lot goin on. Sorry again my life turned to madness hopefully I'll keep up a bit better now

HI HI HI!!! apologies for taking so goddamn long to respond, my already nonexistent sense of time is even WORSE during the vacations. damn i hope its better on ur side now!! i luckily have been Pretty Okay, with the school year ending and all. CROATIA WAS VERY FUN!! it was actually an academic trip for my mother so we did Marginally less exploring as usual but still! my moms colleague took us to a bunch of cool places. no sea trips tho since we were in zagreb which is quite a bit away from the coastline. but ohhh the mountains and the FOOD!! the food was SO good. theres this little [but very popular] place in zagreb called heritage with the best fucking food ive eaten in my LIFE. genuinely. school finally freed me from its grasp the last 2 weeks [altho i Did have to write some random short tests to get my red stripe] [oh wait you dont know what a red stripe is. basically the grading system in poland is from 1-6, with 1 being the worst. if your average grade at the end of the year is 4.75 or more, you get a little stripe of the polish flag on ur diploma, but we just call it the red stripe. im on a 100% streak since i even entered the education system!] so other than all that i just kind of fucked around with the entire 2 other people who even came to school. that is not an exaggeration like there were genuine 2 other people there. but i digress! the festival WAS a lot of fun. unfortunately the people from younger grades pretty often dont want to participate [i mean, i dont blame them, they just got here] so were pretty much Always short on manpower to the point we might not be able to organize one next year but thats just speculation that i hope doesnt come true ahsjfgh. OH AND THAT SOUNDS SO COOOOOOL......... and YEAH god its been a while since we started this topic and the weather STILL doesnt want to make up its mind. literally had one day ~27-30 celsius and the next around 15. annoying. and hey good luck with getting on your meds!! i got my stash covered for the next 2 months so im Chilling. god how good it is to be medicated. i feel like a deflated balloon when im not. and to think i lived most of my life like that...... AND YAYY THANK YOU!!! ALSO HOW DID YOUR PULLS GO?? i managed to get firefly and ruan meis lightcone hehehehe [50/50 won both times!]..... i was torn between rm's and firefly's but i decided i use rm in more teams AND shes like. My favorite character. so she got lightcone privileges this time. god im gonna miss penacony...... i mean were probably gonna come back here on some trailblaze continuance or whatever just like what happened with belobog and now the xianzhou but still. i Will miss it. such a well written arc. also actually im curious, whats ur fav sub-area of penacony? im a dreams edge girlie but i wonder if thats a common sentiment. the VIBE there is immaculate. AND GOD YEAHHH THAT REVEAL WAS SOOOOO GOOD. especially since it had so so many honkai references so it was basically tailored for me to like it hehehe. i DID eventually get through yeah! with slight pain but i Did. very fun bossfight although it was slightly annoying that we couldnt use our own team both times since it wouldve been much easier. CONGRATS ON THE TOPAZ!! and good luck getting robin in the future!!! i Have finally built pela and bailu (well, bailu is Still missing one good artifact but yknow she does her job even with what she has). now onto firefly and harmony tb.... god my relic AND planar ornament luck is terrible for both of them. pain and suffering but at least automated grinding is, as always, saving my sanity. ALSO WELT SINCE I FINALLY HIT 300 AND GOT HIM. IM FREE. JESUS. and WOO CONGRATS ON THE GENSHIN GIRLIES!!! i actually managed to get my laptop to cooperate with me so im also back to genshin. not playing too often since i also got into friday night funkin and its very fun But i will try to save for arle's rerun. about time i got a good elemental dps. THE NEW SU MODE IS SO FUNNNN I LOVE IT A LOT. and yeah new march looks very very cool!!! probs not gonna get her immediately but she will be mine Eventually.

wow i hit character-per-block limit. Coming Back. i Still havent played the clockie event since i heard it fixes acherons slash and i wanna keep it around a while longer..... but legend of the galactic baseballer Was fun i agree. and ooh that sounds cool!! also dont worry about it AT ALL like genuinely nbd. i personally might reply to your Next message slightly later than i already do (sorry...) bc im going on a summer camp for two weeks this sunday... pretty excited And the grass-touching is something i deeply need...

[tmwcs]

STOPP BABEEE SCREAMINGGGG DT CHAPTER NINE AAAAHAHVSVVEHVEVEVVEBDVEVEHEHVSB im so excited its been a while since I got to react to another work of my beloved 💗

also…that robin oneshot (was it robin?? I forgot the title and I cant find it in ur blog :((( ) that I havent talked abt and is wayyyy over due…my god lemme tell you I reread that oneshot at least 5 times when it came out and couldnt get it out of my head for weeks!! I just loved heeseung in that oneshot the storyline was great and its really different from any fic i’ve seen I love it so much, gonna need a few drabbles on that, I also absolutely adored the way you wrote y/n and the other characters, one comment though is I wish her husband and that fucking mistress get the pain they deserve! my blood was literally boiling oh my god

tell me if you want more cus we can gladly talk abt it any time of day

mwa mwa love you my rei 😘

Oh yes! Robin Hood! That was a great one shot! And yeah husband and mistress sucked ass but RH drained them of their assets so all is well :) the ending is what got me, HS as Robin Hood, and writing that poem is just….it was beautiful. And yes I wanna talk more about it lol it fuels me as I’m writing. ♥️

[sanjisblackasswife]

SOO.. im finishing this Zoro x Y/N NSFW art and it gave me an idea for this Drabble so enjoy…-

“We’re Training”

Black Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Needy!Zoro, Horny! Zoro, Semi-Public sex(?), Fingering, Sex in a Closet, Lots of Kissing

It’s been 5 months. 5 months of sneaking off with Zoro for “training”. It started after you both were having a little sentimental moment after working out together and you admitted how much you missed your ex boyfriend sometimes just for the sex really. Zoro laughed knowing good and well it was an entire lie and that if his sex couldn’t make you stay then it wasn’t great to begin with. You both argued and one thing led to another you both began a sexual relationship.

It meant nothing really you both just snuck off when the timing was available and blown out a quickie. Some days you’d just suck his dick or other days he’d go down on you. You both would reappear back with the crew as if nothing happened using the grand old excuse “We were training”

However it’s been about 2 weeks and neither of you had time to train anymore because you all were either too busy or an enemy would appear right before things got spicy. Zoro actually tried his best to keep his mind off the lack of touch he’s been able to give you these past few days but maybe there was something in the air or in his sake because you looked way better than usual tonight.

The crew was doing another 3 day celebration and there were so many people on the deck he almost lost sight of you, but there you were in your beautiful white dress that was fitting around your body way too well. He was sitting at the table just watching you hoping you’d notice his drunk gaze. And you felt it. You felt someone staring. It wasn’t Sanji because he was in the kitchen, it wasn’t Luffy, Robin, you couldn’t tell who it was. Zoro noticed you looking around like a loss puppy and decided it was as best time as any to make his move.

“Come here.”

He grabbed your wrist through the small crowd and took you to the back of the ship. The clacking noises of your heels trying to keep up with Zoro echoed louder now that the music was beginning to die out from distance.

“Oh hey! Wha—oh!”

He couldn’t wait any longer he picked you up by your ass, pushing you into the broom closet wall, and kissed you with impatience, groaning in your mouth completely overwhelmed by how good you smell he needed you right now.

“Zo—“

“Take Off your panties.” He whispered, lowering you down off the wall.

You’ve been surviving the past few weeks not minding being intimate for a bit, but hearing the need, want, and crave in Zoro’s voice you were reminded why you started having sex with him in the first place. You rolled your eyes back as he started panting in your ear taking off your thin panties he grabbed them and shoved them in his back pockets before putting his two fingers by your mouth.

“Suck.”

You immediately did as told for a moment making him bite his lip. He wished he had enough patience to have those pretty lips of your around his cock.

He quickly pulled them out and began to rub your clit, you weren’t aroused off bat so he plunged his fingers inside you and sucked your neck.

“Z-Zoro..” you shut your eyes wrapping one leg around him and he grabs it tightly to keep you steady.

You tried tell him to shut the door completely so anybody walking past won’t see the actions happening in the closet but you were already fucked out. You felt that familiar tight knot you haven’t felt in so long.

“I’m cumming!”

“Cum for me.”

Was all it took to make a mess of his fingers. He knew he didn’t have much time left so he sucked off his own fingers for a second and pulled out his cock that has been aching to get out since he saw you.

“Up you go.”

You were back up high on the wall grabbing his shoulders. You let out such a pathetic moan just from his strength. He lifted your dress high above your breast and kissed them. Oh how much he missed your tits.

“Zoro…please.” You whine, it wasn’t too long you moan out feeling his thick cock glide its way in you automatically making you clench in excitement.

He held you by your ass and your arms were wrapped around him as he went at such an erratic pace he didn’t even let you adjust to his size as usual and thrust upwards inside you,

“Fuck, fuck , fuck FUCK!” Zoro pants and curses with each pump he gives you making you cry out louder.

Your nails dig deep on his wide back as if your intent was to break skin. Zoro has a rule as a swordsman not to have any marks on his back, but as of right now all he was was a feral man that needed to be inside you as deep as possible so he didn’t care about the prickles of blood running down through your finger tips.

Anybody could hear from the corner the empty bottles falling on the ground, a few books crashing down, and the exchange of heavy breathing and cursing, but luckily the music drowned you both out and nobody was around.

Your eyes were shut tight feeling your warms cheeks stained with tears feeling the jolt of his cock sliding in and out of you, both your arousal and his precum beginning to glide down your thigh and on his lower abs.

“Cum with me okay?” Zoro sounded as if he was pleading, possibly even begging in the back of his throat. “Cum with me.”

Your neck was wet between his saliva, breath, and sweat on him, but he didn’t care he needed to get as close as possible.

He needed to feel you.

“Cumming, Zoro!”

“Good Girl—ah—good…fucking girl.”

“Hey where is Zoro?” Luffy asked Nami while laughing with Usopp .

“I don’t know he left a while ago, have you seen Y/N?”

“Nope.”

“Can…we go back to your room?” Zoro tried finding a steady breath pace and pulled from your neck lowering you down before slowly pulling out of you.

“What about the party?” You also out of breath of the blissful and needed fuck. Your lower back was a bit sore because you were 90% sure you were pressed against a pipe.

“Fuck the party let’s go.”

He pulled your dress down and quickly took your hand looking out the closet door to sprint to your room for the night. He might claim to not be in love with you and this is all “just sex” but from the way he held you that night and how sweetly he used his tongue down on you as an “apology “ for not prepping you correctly made you think differently.

[sapphicmemos]

i like the idea that nancy cannot cook at fucking all like she just cannot cook while robin somehow always makes a fucking gourmet meal.

like the reason nancy sucks is because she’s too scared of over seasoning or overcooking or doing literally anything wrong in the kitchen. like it gives her extreme anxiety. she actually made plans to either date/marry someone who can cook or depend on eating out for the rest of her life.

and robin gets so bored sometimes she just fuckjng taught herself. like her parents were working late and she was like 11 in the house by herself and they left no food for her and she doesn’t have the money to order out so she just fucking winged it and cooked for herself with whatever’s in the kitchen.

i wanna say like before they started dating nancy somehow ended up saying that she cannot cook to save her life and robin’s like “i’ll teach you! it’s honestly easier than you think! :D” and nancy doesn’t know how to tell robin it’s more likely with the both of them in the kitchen it’s more likely that everything ends up on fire

so they do this thing where they both cook the same dish for the other to try and robins literally trying to get her to let loose in the kitchen and nancy is just so fuckjng worried and robin is like “im not gonna hate you if you put a little bit more pepper than what’s recommended” but nancy is like robin is so nice for lying to my face about this she’s so sweet

so they eat each others food and nancy is like this fucking amazing and robin is just like “nancy you took this off the stove way too early but beside that it’s fine” (she’s slightly lying, but she doesn’t mind teaching nancy how to cook and trust herself with non emergency things) and nancy is barely listening because all she’s thinking is about how great robin is and she’s a great cook???? she’s all like ‘oh if robin was single (because how could robin not be dating someone it’s robin she’s amazing) and if i were a guy i’d propose to her right in this moment’

nancy later realizes that that was not a platonic thought to have about a Very Platonic™ best friend of hers

idk i might put this in the jealous nancy fic (WHICH IM FINISHING THE FIRST CHAPTER OF ISTG ITS JUST THAT DANCE IS A LOT RN)

[pretentious-clownery]

join me as i watch the lego batman movie for the first time (yes i’m late but fuck you)

JOKER I LOVE YOU

why did i recognize the calendar man bc of starkid-

“but all i’m getting is this hold music!i love it” YES

the joker is gay say it with me

wiat why do we give a ahit about the mayor

OH AHIT ITS BRUCE WAYNE-I MEAN BATMAN

“always bet on black”-batman whilst wearing a blonde wig,not surprised tbh

WHY IS BATMAN AND THE JOKER SO GAY

LIKE THE WHOLE “i’m fine with you fighting other people but-“ THEYRE BOYFRIENDS

“are you saying there nothing special about our relationship” JESUS CHRIST THEYRE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

petition to have superhero movies all be lego

j bird is my official name for the joker now

“batman doenst do ships” bitch tell that to your fandom

“there is no us” “batman and joker are not a thing “ THE WAY THE JOKER SHAKES HIS HEAD AND TEARS UP

GIVE THIS CRIMINAL A HUG

“i don’t need you” HE NEEDS YOU THO BATS ,WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UO WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

“you mean nothing to me” JOKERS LIPS QUIVERING IM GONNA CRY HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH

i’m 12 minutes in i-

i like to think that while everyone is praising batman joker is crying to taylor swift

“i love you more than my kids “ i didn’t know my parents were in this movie

why did i think when he asked where the orphanage was that he was gonna either set it on fire or beat up the orphans-

IS THAT ROBIN

“take care of your abs” gonna write that on my wall

aw the kid with the glasses that i think is robin didn’t get anything but still loves the rich asshole

“what’s the password “ “iron man sucks” THEY WENT THERE AND I LOVE THEM FOR THAT

i mean i agree

did he pull that out is his pocket??

is he wearing a fucking THONG

why is the lighting so good it’s a fucking lego movie

ok but the silence after the loud atmosphere to show his loneliness is so good and smart??

is he laughing at what i think is a sad scene

batman honey you can take off your mask y’know

like you’re at your house you can be yourself

hes talking to his parents aw

DID HE KICK ALFRED INTO THE FUCKING PIANO BY ACCIDENT??

JESUS CHRIST THAT GIVES ME A BIGGER REASON TO BE AFRAID OF HIM

why is this so fuxking meta i love it

“don’t you think it’s time to face your greatest fear?” ”snakes?” “ no” “clowns?” “no”

batman how are you afraid of your boyfriend

SNAKE CLOWNS OML

“nope now it’s snake clowns bc you put that idea in my head” same

“you’re gonna have a great time!” “nonono” “you might meet some new people “ “nonono” “you could even make some new friends!” “nONONONONONONO-“ why is this me

did he beatbox no

OML TUXEDO DRESSING PARTY

the only party i wnat to go to honestly

why do all of his tuxedos really suck

“superman gets it,why can’t batman” *sinks into his chair* your honour give him a hug

“you deserve better than batman” HARLEY BE SPEAKING FACTS

joker is so upset

joker would like olivia rodrigo and blast good 4 u and favorite crime CHANGE MY MF MIND

WHY IS VOLDY THERE

oh god what’s his idea

“he’s the greatest orphan of all time!” why is he actually right

in every batman movie we see his parents die

he’s become an orphan so many times it’s ridiculous

“i’m just so jazzed to meet you”

JAZZED??

oml bruce just said it

robin with eyeliner oml

BRUCE YOU HAVE A BF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT

ok she’s badass

IS THE JOKER ACTUALLY SURRENDERING WAIT

“apapapapapapa” “you run and i catch you” theyre boyfriends carol

“you were right.there is no us” in any other movie this would be an emotional scene but in this movie it’s a VERY EMOTIONAL scene

but joker is right

his plans often have a back up taht is literally him getting captured so why not just surrender

is he actually saying blink

why do i love him and kinda relate to him

“i just wanna go to arkham and pay for all my crimes” bitch who are you trying to fool

still love him

“BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK-“

joker is an anime girl confirmed

“i’m of the menu! you won’t get to fight *this* anymore” is he calling himself a snack

“riddle me this!WHAT JUST HAPPENED” i love the riddler

OK WIAT EVERYTHING WHEN DARK BC NOTHING MATTERS TO HIM BUT THE POLICE CAR WITH THE JOKER AND JOKER HIMSELF ARE STILL COLORFUL

DO I SENSE THAT BATMAN ACTUALLY DOES LOVE JOKER BUT SIMPLY JUST IS IN DEEP DENIAL HMM??

“no more crime!” are they actually that stupid? do they really think that all crime is over? even though someone new could spawn ??

aw the soft music when it shows robin being adorable and bruce realizing he has to raise him is actually so wholesome

“and i must say,i’ve grown rather fond of the young lad” same alfred,same

he’s saying hello to the table protect this angel at all costs

“i’ve always wanted one of those” can i give him a hug

i love robin sm

“don’t call me dad” “okay papa”

HE CALLED HIM DAD AND BATMAN DIDNT OBJECT TO IT IM GONNA CRY

he’s proud of him i’m actually going to cry

DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT

harley is such a queen

JESUS THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT ALL THE VILLAINS I

VOLDYS HERE

“with an eye for jewellery” y e s

NO SHIT THEYRE POWERFUL

“ask your nerd friends” what if you are the nerd friend

“actually this is pretty terrifying bat-dad” i love him so fucking much

“where’s homeboys bat cave” i wnat this on my wall

“are you trying to tell me bruce wayne is batman

‘s roommate?” I LOVE THIS SM

“i’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff” “we’re gonna have to rename this the butt-mobile” why is he like this

YES ALFRED JOIN THEM

unironically alfred is such a fucking badass

them dissing suicide squad i love it

bitvh there was an entire trilogy to destroy sauron you do not have time to destroy it NOW

his autopilot oml

HE CALLED ALFRED GRANDPA IM GONNA CRY

“endgame is the biggest crossover” what’s THIS THEN HMM

NO

NO ALFRED CANT DIE

oh thank gods

alfreda british insults are iconic

“have you realized you have never said the words i hate you joker?”

mf they’re not even trying to hide it are they

WHY IS THIS SO GAY

LIKE WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT

THEYRE CHEERING FOR THEM SAME

they’re all invited to the wedding

“i’m not gonna be part of a one sided relationship any longer!” OH STRAIGHT UP JUST SAYING-OK GOT IT

harley and joker being gay best friends is what we deserved all this time

ok that light bitch is speaking facts

batman ,while not being a bad guy,he really isn’t great either

HIM TAKING THE NIGHTWING SUIT YES

him and robin bonding in their own way aw <3

THE CLASSIC FIGHT SOUND AFFECTS YES

“winguediam leviosHUT UP!” love that

“GET OFF MY PADRE” YOU TELL EM DICK

“the most powerful weapon at all,shredded abs”

“if there’s no gotham,then i’ll never get to fight you again “ he really knows how to change his mind huh

HIM LISTING ALL THE TJONGS THE JOKER IS THE REASON FOR IS ODDLY TOUCHING??

“and if it wasn’t for you,i never would have learned how connected i am with all these people.

and you”

brb gonna go SOB

“you’ll help me save us” theyre in love

“you just said us”

y’all

why do i have a new ship

“you had me at shut up” YES

my new wallpaper

then having to take off their hairs to connect is actually a fun detail

eXCUSE ME THAT IS *VERY* CLOSE

HE SAID THAT HE HATES HIM AWW

“i hate you too” “i hate you more” “i hate you the most” “i hate you forever” GET A ROOM

NO BATMAN STAY WITH YOUR BF AND SON

“my two dads are the same dad! but they’re both leaving…” i’m gonna cry

ok bruce talking about how losing people is part of life and how you need to let people in no matter what is just so meaningful and i love this sm

THANK YOU FOR SAYING PLATONIC

NO HE HAS TO SAY WITH HIS SON PLS NO

THEYRE HUGGING

NO YOURE GONNA CRY SHUT UP

all of the villains watching him ascend oml

DID HE GET REJECTED YAY

THEYRE ALL BONDING YES

“holy family photo batman we did it!” YES

him calling him dad yes

the credits YES

alfred playing the guitar >>

“i really hope this thing wasn’t recording “ oh boy do i have some news

NOOO ITS OVER WHYYY