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what is it about tim that makes people want to beat him up as soon as they meet him irl
#jason beats the shit out of him#damian tries to kill him#stephanie hits him with a brick#they all meet tim and immediately go yikes what the fuck#gotta beat this guy up#damn#tim drake#red robin#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#spoiler#damian wayne#robin#batman
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Prompt 296
Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother.
It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead.
#Prompts#DC#DCU#Justice League#Batfamily#Batman Au#Cryptid Batfam#Cryptid Batfamily#Cryptid Batman#Bruce talking about the kids: My precious baby boy <3#The baby boy: *6ft+ 200lb+ built-like-a-fridge-&-tank-had-a-murder-child Jason Todd*#JL: Okay so like they have to come into being as like not literal babies then right-#Other Hero: Or they grow really fast to how they look now-#The kids encourage the rumors & Bruce has a can’t beat em join em thing with his kids#Damian is complaining until the others tell him that it’s okay if he doesn’t think he’ll be able to pull it off…#Damian does a 180- he’ll be the best cryptid baby creachur ever fuck you for thinking otherwise#Also I need you to realize that when I say Bruce I mean Battinson-looking Bruce behind the cryptid shit#So yes Damian has the biggest doe eyes even with the feather-dominos#Yes this was inspired by the Bats Stole the League Brain Cells series by EmpressGeek on AO3#Also feel free to give them wings- mechanical or just altered capes or whatever#They’re pulling out all the stakes for these shenanigans
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underappreciated Nico detail that I like - he seems to be an angry crier! very frequently he's angry when he cries and he cries when he's extremely angry. very AuDHD of him. emotional regulation sucks my guy and he's just going through it.
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#also fun to think about Nico getting pissed off and then getting even more pissed off that he's turning into a bawling mess#or Nico getting sad/upset and the rage just flips on so he's sniffling and crying and cussing under his breath while kicking stuff#i mean how many times has nico had a moment of someone trying to comfort him and his reaction like 90% of the time is ''fuck off''#nico thinking about his trauma: [through tears] i need to go kill something right now or i'll explode#nico working on processing emotions character arc except instead of him stopping being an angry crier#it just turns into his friends holding a pillow for him to beat the shit out of until he works the energy out#shoutout to the cupid scene in particular as one of my favorite examples of this#just cause i love Nico having a breakdown and Jason watching it like ''uh oh. i think Bad Things Will Happen if he *actually* starts crying#other favorite example is TTC. Nico being so upset he creates a rift in the ground and tells Percy to die#nico is not uwu sad boy soft baby kitten tears crier#he is yelling things that would get him cancelled on the internet while snotty and bawling#he is insulting and threatening everyone in a 10ft radius
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Cass would be the absolute worst person to swap scar stories with like imagine the batkids hanging out and comparing old bullet wounds. A few jokes about dying, a few brags about situations that were terrifying at the time but they survived so they get to turn it into a cool story now. And just when Damian is finishing up dragging Jason for shooting him that one time Cass finally chimes in, pointing to a scar on her shoulder.
"This one's from my dad when I was around 5. I was fighting twenty mercinaries but it was getting too easy so he shot me to teach me to always be on guard."
One long awkward silence commences. The mood of the room is officially lowered right down from light to somber. No one knows how to fix this until Cass speaks up again, this time pointing to a scar on her chest.
"This one's from when Tim and I faked my death."
And now everyone is both sad and extremely confused. Except for Tim who will thankfully take over and steer the conversation onto a lighter topic: Faking each other's murder, his and Cass's favourite sibling bonding activity
#dc#cassandra cain#batfam#dc rambles#tim drake#Jason Steph and Damian died but they can all make jokes about it is the thing#Cass can joke but most of the time she'll just be bluntly honest#Which when you're telling childhood abuse stories really does leave the room with thousand yard stares#And everyone contemplating if they could resurrect David cain just to beat the shit out of him
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Thinking about writing a fic where a “post getting kicked off of robin” Tim actually gives in and says yes to Jason pressuring him to become his sidekick.
But instead of being super angsty or dark Tim decides the best way to get his “revenge” is to become a plague on Richard John Grayson’s home. Mainly, Titans Tower.
This culminates with Jason, Tim, and Steph getting a bunch of their friends together and making their own team (led by Cassie and Jason) called ‘The EVIL Teen Titans.’ They’re just like the normal titans when it comes to saving people and stuff, it’s just that sometimes they decided to attack Titans Tower for their own enrichment.
Basically they’ve become the Titans own Injustice League. Except they’re not actually trying to kill the Titans off, they just get into fights with them. In fact some members of the JL are even encouraging this. After all the regular attacks help the Titans pinpoint holes in their defences.
Dick has never been more tired.
#nygma rambles#this was definitely based on those ‘young justice would turn evil for each other in a heartbeat’ posts#because yeah they would#I think they should lock the robins in a tower and have them beat the shit out of each other more often#I don’t think dick would like it all that much but unfortunately for him I do think it would fix the rest of them#batfam#batfam au#fic idea#should I do character tags?#I’ll just do the main ones#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson
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Brothers!!
#Dick’s face when Jason says he doesn’t like him lmao#and Jason’s smirk pls they’re so brothers#Dick annoying his little brother#‘El presidente’ I can’t with him#Dexter soy’s art really is the art ever#Begging dc to not bring an angry Batman into this ready to beat the shit out of Jason#Just let my boys work together and leave Batman out of this#red hood#batfamily#batfam#dc#jason todd#dick grayson#dc comics#nightwing#comic panel#don’t tag as ship 🔪#Comic: Ghouls just wanna have fun 1
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(Tim, stomping up to Jason)
Tim: You couldn't have told me that Mister Finger's favorite paper was yours!?
Jason, muttering: Here we go again...
Jason: Timmy, like I told Steph, when you would have taken his class, I was still a villain, and on the JL's most wanted list. And I hated you. You wouldn't have gotten help anyways.
Tim: Still! It would've been good to know! I could've asked you for help on papers after that!
Jason: Motherfucker you dropped out, remember? I'm already helping Steph with her classes in college. If you actually decide to go back and finish that real quick, I'll gladly help you. But until then, shut the fuck up and let me eat my goddamn cereal.
#dc comics#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#tim drake#jason todd#Tim is livid#he shouldn't be#when he took this class it was the same year Jason broke into Titans Tower and beat the shit out of him#so he is fully aware#that Jason wouldn't have helped#he just finally figured out who's paper it was#Steph told him#because#duh#of course she would
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They couldn't let Anita be in teen titans vol 3 cuz she would've just tried to find and murder Jason after he attacked Tim at the tower
#ramblings#raine does dc#anita fite#jason todd#young just us#teen titans#<- technically?#how quickly we forget the time she stabbed a guy right next to his heart and told him she'd murder him if he even looked at cissie#AND THAT GUY BARELY TOUCHED CISSIE!!#jason beat the shit out of Tim. in their own home!!!#Anita would've ended his life!!! or at least tried very hard to#Anita did not know this bitch before he BEAT UP HER FRIEND!! she does not give two shits about his trauma#she takes initiative so she'd just track him down and kick his ass
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jason died and came back to life, willis died in prison, but it was retconned, and instead, he was assumed dead and came back. Now, dc needs to bring catherine todd back. have her beat the breaks off of bruce wayne in a public gala while cursing him out the entire time. pair her up with talia, or better yet, willis and natalia knight. This woman deserves so much more than she got.
#catherine todd#jason todd#bruce wayne#anti bruce wayne#she finds out jason is alive and is the red hood and willis works for him as wingman and loses her shit#doesn't let go of jason for weeks except to beat the shit out of willis for hiding from her son the entire time#then they kiss#obviously#natalia/the todds is so underrated#ot3
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"Angry robin" "violent robin" "misbehaving robin" shut up and accept my alternative; spunky Robin. Determined and head strong, can out-stubborn the Batman, has a strong moral-backbone and does what he thinks is right regardless of what anybody else says, Robin. Jason who was sassy and quippy and made crude jokes with a smile on his face. Jason who hid in Bruce's cape and whispered gossip to him. Jason who, if Bruce refused him something, could keep bothering endlessly until Bruce caved. And also dramatic Jason. If Bruce tells him no, it becomes a whole theatrical show; a monologue, a narration, embellishments, and falling onto the floor in his grief upon the fact his cruel father has denied him once again.
(Jason who has suffered through abuse and homelessness and poverty and starvation, who is the Fight out of Fight or Flight, who's built up defenses and walls and when pushed and triggered responds with the thing that's always protected him; anger. He's sweet and kind and funny, and when he sees a pimp hitting a prostitute he gets furious and responds with violence.)
#my dc posting#dc#jason todd#jaybin#im having so many thoughts abt jaybin and he is so important to me#in one fic he went on a hunger strike bc alfred didnt eat w them and did it for so long they had to compromise#i love a jaybin 100% willing to menace and bother batman until the man folds. as is his right#the thing abt jason's backstory is that it shows him unwilling to suffer for a home#ma gunn's is bad; he gets beat up and she tries to get him to help rob a place. so he leaves! and rats the whole thing out to batman#and shows up himself cus he didnt think he had been believed#and lets not forget the fact he hit batman with a tire iron and called him a 'big boob'!#the boy's got moxie!! let jaybin be crass and angry and sassy and flawed and traumatized without reducing him to 2d caricature of a 'troubl#d kid'#i dont like a jason who did nothing but use excessive violence and disobey orders and be cocky and all that shit#i like a jason who was. oh yknow. a complex person!! a child/teen who has been fucking abused!!!#you shouldnt erase the fact that jason's reaction/response to stressful situations and triggers IS anger#it's not an indication that he was always gonna become a criminal/red hood or whatever. get outta here w that shit#but like. let us not go so far in the other direction we forget to have him react and be affected by the abuse he's suffered#anyway. if anyone should be a drama-queen it should be jaybin. once he becomes truly comfortable w bruce he should dial it up to 11#a lot of red hood's appeal (to me&many others) is that he is an 'imperfect' victim. meaning he is angry and flawed and doesnt suffer quietl#but is loud and obvious abt it#so when i see jaybin written as the opposite its like. man whats that about#anyway. jaybin is good and cares and wants to help and protect people. and by god if i ever see anybody writing#him having arguments with bruce about the no kill rule WHILE robin again im gonna throw hands istg-#my tags are like a hidden treasure box. most of what i say is in here lmao
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i simply must know: what are your thoughts on jaydick?
!!! JayDick my beloved, man do i have thoughts. disclaimer that all of these thoughts will be pre-Flashpoint in basis unless stated otherwise just because that's the canon i like best.
to me. JayDick is one of the more incestual ships of Batcest. there's this desperate, driving want from Jason, to have Dick as an older brother. he and Dick never really got to be brothers, they were definitely friendly with each other when Jason was alive, but because of Dick's distance with Bruce, he never got the chance to bond with Jason. he always made sure Jason knew he could go to Dick for help, but beyond that Dick wasn't particularly emotionally available with Jason as Robin. but Jason held Dick in a high regard and wanted to be his brother, even saw himself as Dick's brother. when he came back from the dead, i think the illusion shattered for him, but he still clung to that want for something familial with Dick Grayson.
i've vaguely rambled about Nightwing: Brothers In Blood before, because i think that arc really shows a lot of Jason's true feelings about Dick. of everyone in the Batfamily, Jason cares for Dick the most and wants an honest relationship with Dick more than anyone. Dick is the big brother he never got to have.
meanwhile on Dick's side there's... well, apathy would be the kindest way to put it. i think Jason's death pulled a lot of violent anger out of Dick, but that anger was toward Bruce at moreso the concept of Jason's death than Jason as a person. because Dick never knew Jason that well. so there is this guilt on Dick's side, guilt that he couldn't have in some way prevented Jason's death, guilt he wasn't at the funeral, guilt he didn't do more to accept Jason and possible guide Jason to be a better Robin. this is Dick's mantle after all, so when the first person to wear it after him so violently dies in it, that's a mark on his record too. even if Dick didn't give Jason Robin, he still okayed it and gave it his blessing, so he carries that on his own back.
but when Jason comes back it's... well, messy. Dick openly says he kind of wishes Jason had died when he faced Bruce and the Joker, and he hesitates a bit when he needs to save Jason's life. during an arc of the Outsiders where Jason helps out with genuinely no ulterior motives, nothing nefarious, he just knows Black Lightning is innocent and wants to prove it, Dick still doesn't trust Jason and has no reason to be trusting him. i saw a post on here say that pre-Flashpoint!Dick would've agreed with what Bruce did to Jason during Gotham War (reprogramming him to have a fear response to adrenaline) and like... ngl i agree with it. Dick does *not* care for Jason and regards Jason with a lot of apprehension. and that's the fun.
because usually, in Batcest shipping that centers Jason, it's always the other person in the ship seeking out Jason, trying to bring him home, trying to domesticate/fix him, etc. but for JayDick, i think it's the opposite. Jason would try to be good for Dick, if he asked. Jason wants to be close to Dick, he's reaching out when he knows he shouldn't and doing it in the most fucked up ways sure, but he cares about Dick. we bring up "Jason asked Tim to be his Robin" a lot, but never "Jason also asked Dick to be his Robin". it's always going to be misguided and fucked up because Jason doesn't know how to handle this love he has for Dick, that's an echo of the person he used to be. a person Dick doesn't even *see* in him anyway. that shit is fun and fucked up.
i think the one interesting thing Rebirth did was that one Nightwing Annual where Dick calls Jason 'Robin' to snap him out of killing someone. because in the moment it was to remind Jason of who he was. which is the fun of it. when Dick pictures a kind, loving Jason, he pictures Robin, not Red Hood. that will always be the version of Jason that Dick loves the most. i don't think Dick believes Jason could ever be good enough to be redeemed, but if Dick Grayson loves anything, it's a passion project of trying to fix someone. if Jason came to Dick and tried to be good (without putting on the Nightwing suit-) i do think in the end, Dick would try to help him. Dick wouldn't believe in Jason, but he'd put an honest attempt into helping Jason try to be good. and that's where the relationship for them works the best for me, imo. Jason wants Dick to be his older brother. Dick is apprehensive but looking for pieces of the "old Jason" in this person he doesn't recognize. it's weird and fucked up and they make it work so well. it's really one of my favorite Batcest ships for exploring the incestual nature of brotherly love. it's the Cain Instinct if i've ever fucking seen it.
honestly you could sum this entire ship up as "Cain Instinct but they want to fuck each other after the fist fight" and i do think you would be correct. they say i love you with bloody fists. it's so fucking good man, i love these two.
#necrotic answerings#jaydick#dickjay#dick grayson x jason todd#batcest#UGH i love these two.#don't get me wrong i think the moment of dick beating the damn shit out of bruce for what he did in gotham war was fun#and in character for like. rebirth dick#but i like it when dick dislikes and distrusts jason#and then. ugh i won't acknowledge the new-52#(except the betrayal arc of dick's spyral arc and how badly jason took that is good food. I'll admit it.)#but generally yeah i much prefer how it's jason reaching out not dick#granted he's not reaching out WELL. he's doing a bad job.#“i want to reconcile with dick. lemme put on his suit and kill ppl.” great idea jason. stellar thinking.#these two are so goddamn messy#and i'd dare say dick is the only hero jason sort of worships#every version of jason holds dick in a high regard whether dick likes him back or not#jason asks dick if he was a good little brother during sex.#dick is frightened by how much that turns him on.#i wanna write that man#tragic i only have one jaydick fic.
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pre-robin baby stalker tim as a streamer. that’s it that’s the post
#tim drake#robin#robin dc#tim drake robin#red robin#dc#dc comics#elliot should shut up challenge#his rivalry with jason starts early here when he rips the new robin apart for not being as cool as dick grayson#he watches batman nearly beat someone to death and goes ‘‘chat is this real’’#i think he would do rlly stupid shit like stream him trying out different strains of fear toxin too. he’s stupid like that#i can’t decide if it’s funnier if he’s a flop or if he has like a bunch of annoying batman stans as followers#i don’t even think most of his streams would be about the bats it’s more like ‘‘my favorite gargoyles to sleep on’’ and the bats r just#in the background getting ripped to shreds by poison Ivy
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Unpopular opinion but Joker should be as much as Harley Enemy as he is Batman's, and way more than he is to Jason Todd.
Jason Todd needs to be freed from his death and joker it just ties him behind as the Robin who died and it's pretty much just a limbo at this point. He got back at him, didn't felt great let him be.
But Harley does deserve to have a better revenge.
I say that because, we already saw joker get at Batman at every fucking way possible, we know how it goes, hell almost any person who read enough comics could make-up a issue by themselves at this point on how much those fuckers keep getting confront at eachother other like, we get it.
But with a writer who actually respects and understand Harley and use her as a character and not "quirky pixie dream crazy girl 🤪🤪" could make an interesting run where she confronts joker in the same level.
I'm not talking about tie her with him or restrict her character no. I'm talking about how if someone's have the right, the skills, the knowledge to get back at Joker other than Batman this person should be Harley. And if there's someone (other than Batman) who Joker definitely wouldn't stay back just watch thrive this person would be Harley.
Also it really surprises me how Harley isn't the fist person people go after to get knowledge on how to confront Joker (I get why Batman doesn't do it though).
Not only makes sense to his character (as an asshole that threats people's as pawns) as it makes space to a different approach in comic books set on Gotham.
#I just really want to see her beat the shit out of him#harley quinn#joker slander#batman#jason todd#q rambles#q rants
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me watching bruce regret his parenting choices with dick and tim and damien in a genuine way and then seeing him regret his parenting choices with jason in a "i regret raising him/i should've known better/i should've known his true crime alley roots/i made him a failure and he's my mistake" kind of way
#the issues i've read of bruce hugging his kids is always so fucking genuine and heartfelt#and then him hugging jason was after he beat the shit out of him#and he hugs him saying manipulative bullshit like#oh i hurt u because i care about you#and ofc jason falls for it#jason todd#red hood#dc#batman
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I’ve been thinking a lot about what a Hazel and Jason friendship would look like.
Hazel tentatively reaching out after finally understanding that Jason isn’t everything she built him up to be in her head, influenced both by Nico and by what she actually observed of Jason herself
Jason assumes she just wants tips on leadership or maybe how to fight better, so he obliged by offering to train with her
Hazel expects Jason to go easy on her like Percy and Annabeth and Piper do, but instead she gets taken down within a few minutes and has Jason ruthlessly pointing out what things she could improve on.
(Cue: Hazel finally having an opponent who doesn’t underestimate her. Hazel who finally feels like she has somebody she can spar against who will help and not just let her win because she’s young and small. Hazel who finally gets why Nico spends so much time talking about how kind and helpful Jason is, even if what she’s seeing isn’t necessarily kind.)
Jason starts hanging out with Hazel outside of sparring but in other groups, like with Piper, or Nico. He learns that she loves dancing and horses and likes to test the hardness of a stone against her fingernails, likes to collect shiny non-precious things just like Nico does, likes to swear loudly whenever possible as if she’s doing it to purposely piss people off.
Hazel asks Jason if he wants to go hang out one day after the Argo quest is over, maybe go to some museum in NYC that she’s heard Percy talk about, or find metaphysical shops to walk through (I HC that Hazel really loves modern mortal interpretations of magic and that she���s fascinated by the ways mortals accidentally connect to the gods etc.) and Jason assumes she means with someone else and agrees, only to find out they’re going alone.
Jason panicking for a moment about potential misinterpretations, once he realizes, and stammering out some garbled thing about how he really likes her but not like that because ofc all he’s known so far is that being alone with a girl = someone will assume romantic intent. Hazel openly laughs in his face and rather boldly states that she KNOWS Jason is in love with her brother.
Hazel, eventually, being the first person Jason feels safe coming out to. Jason, in return, being the first person Hazel feels safe to talk about being asexual with. The two of them discussing their feelings more and more often while exploring new places together, like Hazel talking about how she did so much researching into queer history and labels when she first found out Nico is gay, Jason telling her that he still doesn’t feel like Thalia is his sister as if he might not be the same Jason Grace she remembers, the two of them coming to terms with being on the aromantic spectrum together.
Jason talking Hazel out of joining the Hunters when she’s having a very very bad day. Hazel stopping Jason from disappearing back out into the mortal world to finish school without first giving his other friends a chance to have input.
(Hazel and Jason inadvertently saving each other’s lives by tweaking fate, thus making their friendship literally woven into their lives forever indisputably. Hades/Pluto patting Jason on the back and telling him thank you with no context or clarification the next time they meet. Hera/Juno, tight lipped and silent, offering Hazel some kind of gift or blessing the next time she returns to New Rome. Hazel and Jason laughing it off when they tell each other because wow, their godly parents are weird as hell.)
#pjo#hoo#jason grace#hazel levesque#I really do think their friendship would be so fun and cool for them#they develop a sibling kinda thing#like yeah Jason still sees her as a little kid sometimes#but she’s HIS little kid sibling and hazel is okay with that because they both know it doesn’t mean he sees her as weak or lesser#idk man people need to hop on this Jason Hazel friendship train I’m digging this shit soooo much#GIGGLING at the idea of Jason casually saying he used to have a crush on Frank and Hazel hitting him with a pillow#they’re gossiping. they’re beating each other up. they’re sharing their deepest darkest secrets.#I’m sure it’s not all happy sparkly rainbows all the time either#like I’m SURE hazel gets pissed off at Jason super easily for shit he does and Jason gets annoyed when Hazel just Decides Stuff without#input from anyone else (Jason does this too but he’s a hypocrite)#like they also. hate each other sometimes but that’s fine. they always figure it out and are friends again before the end of the day#there’s just so much POTENTIAL guys#Percy Jackson and the Olympians#heroes of Olympus#pjato#these are my kids my children
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there is something so funny about people using comic panels they clearly don't know/don't remember the context around when trying to say something/make a point... like bruh...
#i do not wanna be a bitch and comment on the post. but i simply think the bruce & jason hug in rhato 2016 issue 27 is not a good example#of bruce being a good dad. because it's in the immediate aftermath of rhato 2016 issue 25. where bruce had beat the shit#out of jason (to the point that he couldn't get up on his own and walk around for 3+ weeks due to the injuries. injuries From Bruce)#and kicked him out of gotham. they only hug in issue 27 because bruce came to tell jason about roy's death in person.#there isn't *regret* for what happened two issues earlier. bruce says 'do i think you need an occasional kick in the ass? i won't deny it'#like that's... not a comic to pull from when 'Bruce should be portrayed as a good dad like this!' is the point ur making dsgfdhgf#grandpa max is god? i go to church now
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