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#man i.#am still so not normal about that image.#wow.#anyway im dicking around on my laptop bc i physically need to have her in my sight at all times.#but i cant find a thingymajig that makes a picture overlay over all my other tabs =3=p (i only looked for maybe 5 mins <3)#BUT. i am smart. and know that i can just. print her out.#ANYWAY. on my grand quest to have her never leave my sight. i clicked on some weird button.#it popped a tab open with similair images. all good.#BUT ALL OF THEM. were women. :)#which. i know is because the horrors. but still!!! wife win!!!#sillyposting#rest assured i am thinking many thoughts about her.#oooh yes. evil thoughts.#like. being loved.#jk shes tied up <3#she would loove it dont mind herr.#oooh.#yess..... wife.......#thank you for coming back to me on this cursed dayy!! <3#shes awesome i need to kill her =w=b
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more of the dapper lad! i Cannot get him out of my brain
#i sit down to draw dragons and/or ocs and OOPS my hand slipped its wally#hes so. bites him bites him bites him#but affectionately <3#but also with affectionate intent to maim <3#every time i feel like my feelings about him are starting to level out to a normal baseline....#....i feel a heart squeeze and im back to insanity#welcome home#scribble garnish#wally darling#welcome home wally#welcome home puppet show#also i am once again imaging that he is modeling for sally#this is alternatively titled 'consistency? dont know her'#his hair confuses me so much#no matter how many times i look at references or draw him it still baffles me#which way does it curl? how does it floof? fuck if i know!#yknow before i drew this i set out with the intent to put Other neighbors in schmancy outfits#and then i saw that colorblock shirt. and it all went downhill#its 2 am now.#i spent a solid hour making a fancy background but i scrapped it bc it was Too Much
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"I can't ignore what's under dancefloor boards, The rhythm of my heart a dead-as-disco beat, But I still move my feet, to slip out of this groove, I'm free" ~ 2econd 2ight 2eer, Will Wood, The Normal Album
I have been plagued with visions of LDR Sun every time I listen to this song and I NEEDED to get this out of my system @spadillelicious when do we get to smooch the boy pLEASE
v textless version and close ups under cut!! v
#fnaf#fnaf security breach#fnaf dca#dca au#dca fanart#dca fandom#Love Death and Rollerskates#LDR sun#will wood#2econd 2ight 2eer#the normal album#tw eyestrain#cw guns#if you see any mistakes in the text no you didn't#took me way too long to get everything lined up and readable PLEASE--#just bear with me on this one i am going FERAL#story of my life but this was going to be a simple sketch to reward myself between deadlines and then it became a WHOLE thing /pos#(i still don't understand how to draw rollerskates!!!! or guns!!!)#but my LDR brainworms were soooo happy to get spotlight on this one akjshdsg#i am screaming endlessly about this fic I had been wanting to draw sun and his funky windbreaker for MONTHS!!#and every time you mention crescent eyes my little brain is like “DRAW THAT” kasjfhdf#but so many other things kept coming up and i kept having to put it off#and then this song came along and i was like. ENOUGH. IT IS TIME!!!!!#An allusion to The Tell-Tale Heart AND disco dancing?! HELL FREAKING YEAH!!!!!#and then several reference image hunts and a LOT of colour happened and here we are :3#okay okay tag rambling is being cut off now but i just akjhsdg am thrilled to finally share this--#Please go read Love Death and Rollerskates by spadillelicious it is FANTASTIC
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wait, that elias?
#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it#im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON#anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways#i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still#sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can#he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill#meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would#dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has#changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable#anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not#end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day#if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal
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Best to let them be. Their cryptid loves them.
@naffeclipse I'm pretending Vanessa's fine once again but only to make things worse for her <3
#post let luce#fnaf sb#fnaf sb au#cryptid sightings#cryptid!sun#cryptid!moon#cryptid!eclipse#naffeclipse#me in stream earlier: haha wouldnt it be mean to make Vanessa older to insinuate it's been many years#me: anyways *adds wrinkles*#Vanessa after years of believing Y/N died gets called to hunt a vampire (? the sightings sure are *something*)#and whoops (:#wonder how 'hates all cryptids with a burning passion' Vanessa would cope with that#also I am still rattling the needing a new name in my brain I am SO normal about that line#Naff I'm making direct eye contact about it#good morning btw <3#hope u didnt expect anything but insanity from me#fighting tumblr fr to let me upload this it keeps eating images or tags wtf
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Extremely Sketchy™ fallen london OC mockup page because i had to share my vision. behold. the scoundrel. left being normal design notes and right being future design notes in which they are decidedly more furry about it all. any questions
#their pronouns and gender are whatever you can guess at the time#yin art#fallen london#they're fineeeee they're so normal they're Soooooooooo normal. dwbi.#i still have yet to complete hearts desire the bat is mostly just to put my mental image on a page#dont talk to me about anatomy it is a myth and i am a fraud#tbh the scoundrel would make for a really good dramatic final boss sort of enemy in a video game. they have the pizazz#are they even accurate to victorian london era clothes? idk. maybe they took notes from the devils#i have a lot of thoughts about them. they'd be the villain in someone else's story without even realizing it. stupid little rat
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What do you think as Hermione's career would be post battle of Hogwarts? To me her being minister for magic really doesn't make sense. She does not have patience or tact to wade through murky waters of politics 😭😭
So hard to say! The Trio are so, so young when we leave them, I find it almost impossible to project their futures farther than a few years out. The job that suited me at 17 would be radically unsuited to me now. That's why of all the Trio, Ron's ending strikes me as the most realistic — he jumps straight into the save-the-world business again, burns out, realizes he's actually Done The Fuck Enough, Thanks, and pivots into a low-stress career where he gets to see his family a lot. Feels accurate! The others are weirder to me because they do seem to just... pick a lane and stay there.
With Hermione, you could spin her a couple ways. You could say that she leans into her bookish side and does research or teaching, which is not my preference for a couple reasons (namely, I don't think Hermione would like academia as a profession; she finds her classwork interesting and enjoys intellectual validation, but she'd be stifled and wasted in a DPhil program, and she'd be infuriated by the administrative politicking of your average higher-ed faculty). You could say that she gets disaffected with politics and ends up as a barrister or a lobbyist of some kind, but if anything that requires more political finesse, because you don't actually have institutional power, you're just handling the people who make decisions and trying to persuade them of your goals. This is not Hermione's preferred method of influence. She's not even particularly good at persuasion, she just happens to be smart enough (and right often enough) that people take her ideas seriously.
Or you could say her brashness fades with the years into a softened flavor of tell-you-like-it-is honesty, which some politicians actually do successfully trade on; as we see in British politics today, you don't have to be all that charming or clever to get ahead, you just need to be really driven and well-connected (which Hermione completely is; she fought shoulder-to-shoulder with the first postwar Minister and her bestie, the Literal Messiah, runs the Auror Office.) But I don't know if Hermione especially wants to be Minister, after the war. She's just watched years of horrendous bureaucratic incompetence plunge the country into a violent civil conflict. She's had not one, but two Ministers of Magic try to bully or shame her friends into complicity with fascism. Her view of government is... likely extremely dark.
But Hermione also isn't the kind of person who sees her life as a quest for happiness. Babygirl has a savior complex that makes Harry look selfish. (She basically kills her parents — yeah, obliviating is a form of murder, #changemymind — "for their own good," and justifies every batshit, vindictive, mean-spirited move she ever pulls on the grounds that it "helps" one of her friends.) She is a mean, lean, dragon-slaying machine, and she needs a dragon. After Voldemort, the Ministry is the no. 1 threat to muggle-borns and non-wizarding Beings. As a war heroine with basically infinite political capital, I'd be surprised if she didn't try to do something there. That said, Hermione is so vivacious and dynamic that she could potentially grow in a hundred different directions; it's possible that all of this, while true of her at 18, becomes completely inaccurate by 22. That's why I'm not too fussed about any particular fanon interpretation.
#greenteacup asks#sidebar: I know Minister “of” Magic is an Americanism but mea culpa#Someday I might actually bite it and pay someone to britpick Lionheart but I can't do it now#because I have a ban on editing published fic unless it's finished. Otherwise I'll never get around to writing the actual ending#I have a Process#is it the best process? likely not! but it makes the words go. so here we are.#I also think the fact that JKR is Gen X makes a difference here. careers worked differently in the 80s and 90s than they do now#i.e. we have the gig economy and a lot more mobility and EXPECTATION of mobility in your early life#that means career changes & professional pivots through your 20s and 30s are increasingly normal#and in fact have always been normal — but the image of the 'true' or 'ideal' career has changed#so we look at those careers and go hm. really? none of them changed?#none of them even went to uni? do wizards... just not?#but again. I believe the epilogue was written almost completely without consideration as to what happened between the BOH and then#I really believe that JKR did not know what happened to Harry except a wedding and 3 kids. because that was the whole point#I don't think she even knew what his career was when she wrote that scene#It existed to marry everyone off and do a quick munchkin headcount#because of the understandable temptation as an author to keep your hand on the wheel. but it didn't even matter!#the epilogue changed NOTHING! it was the most useless chapter in the series! I just — GOD#you can absolutely accuse me of being sour grapes about my ships getting nixed. I AM sour grapes. I AM a hater.#AND I have plot/theme/craft reasons for disliking it.#I'm not objective. I just want credit for being a sophisticated hater. my grapes may be sour but they're still artisinal.
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i am so glad that oakworthy are cuddling and resting and in love. anthony burch and will campos do not interact
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak#hermie unworthy#oakworthy#my art#i am still learing to shade be patient with me </3#anyway i am so mentally ill about these two#also uhhhh i'm not sure if the alt text is well done but i did my best#if anyone has any tips on how to describe images more efficiently i'd appreciate it#cause i feel like the description got too long ksajdfhasf
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Yeah ok more bo I MEAN completely normal barnacleses. barnaci? barncle. barnanc NEVERMIND
In all seriousness I think the part BB loves most about being the Captain is that he’s got that big voice and confidence to match and it has FUN with it. Gets Extra when saying his catchphrases and stuff yk
Also some cute quirks it has <3 BB’s actually adorable I can’t even deny it anymore (either that or my old crush on Barnacles is acting up) COUGHS ANYWAYS
#up next: they are Interacting >:)#octonauts#hershel’s octonauts au#captain barnacles#the boogie board incident#sighs. i need to seriously look at how boogie interacts with the alternate crew.#the ''no ye fuckin aint'' kwazii with a gun image was funny but what would he Actually Do In That Situation ... hmmmmmmm#i'd imagine that they'd ALL know that this is NOT their captain and they'd call bb out almost instantly#unless bb was really trying and using his actual colours and without the smile thing then it would fool them for like.. a week. give or tak#the crew would get increasingly more suspicious though and ESPECIALLY when he smiles because bb's real grin would probably shine through#another thing i'd like to consider is that. everyone is still. animals. right. do you think dashi knows her crew's scents ??? genuinely-#if she DOES she'd be one of the first to figure it out. bb would NOT smell like barnacles#OHH ANOTHER THING. bb's blood/flesh/etc works different from normal animal blood/flesh/etc. so if 'barnacles' gets an injury#something is gonna be Very Odd about it. peso would notice that#for a while because of that fact bb would absolutely try to hide any injuries small or big. granted barnacles already does that...#so it wouldn't be TOO suspicious........#man i am COOKING. anyways POST THE DAMN THING
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#bonus under the cut getting that snout facing right at the camera#camerupt#early 2000s animation cow‚ apparently. that's what someone just said about the bonus image. i honestly never understood this thing's name#i always thought it was pretty obviously a cow. but then its name implies camel. camel erupt. camerupt. is there a specific kind of#camel that just looks like a cow?? or. what. or am i just misremembering what camels look like#either way‚ i still think this pokémon is pretty cool‚ but i don't really use it ever in my own playthroughs. i don't think i *ever* have#not even in pokémon colosseum where i'm pretty sure you can get a shadow numel at some point. bc i already had a fire-type#not sure which one it was but it was definitely one of them. maybe cyndaquil? because of the dudes with the johto starters#that you fight near the beginning in pppp uuuhhh the PHENAC city i couldn't remember the name. for a second there.#i wasn't aware as a kid that their outfits corresponded to the type of the starter they had and also that you could only fight one of them#i think as a kid i was under the impression that there was only the one. for some reason i remember fighting the green one#oh wait they have the second-evos yeah. cuz he had bayleef. and the red one would've had quilava. not cyndaquil#ugh my memory is not very good evidently. i'm writing these tags after work. normally i do them right when i wake up but this time i just#do not have an excuse for not being able to remember shit. this is just on me. maybe it's amplified by the fact that i have yet to eat today#which i have a very bad habit of doing. forgetting to eat all day and not eating until like 5 and then that being my only meal for the day#i'm trynna get better about it but it is Not easy for some reason. for something that should be decidedly very simple#but my brain doesn't often let me eat until i've completed all of my silly little Tasks. so. idk. this will however post the day after i've#arrived back home from my trip which is nice. the first time future me will be sleeping in her own bed again. good luck again future me#you might need it
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hai tumblr! fruits of my effort (practicing! i havent really done stuff like this before so some things are janky as hell ^_^)
[objects were done like fifteen minutes before the figures... they were my warmup!]
#haunted ecosystem#apparition sketchbook#normally i'd keep practice to the metaphorical sketchbook but! i feel like its interesting to share practice!#if anybody has critique/suggestions i am open to hearing you out ^_^ im still learning pgnjkfm human bodies are so. Odd#ALSO FORGIVE THE ONE ON THE LAST THING. that specific image set that its from always throws me off because of how hidden things are#i'll do more of these when ithink about it... its actually really fun tbh!!#also i totally didnt practically jump out of my seat when i saw that they have a variety in the models for the images!! i know its like.#pretty normal for these things? but it still!!! oh it brings me joy i love it!!#its interesting i need to try and think about things with Shapes [kind of like how i do with wings now that i think abt it...]#OH thats a whole Thing. i need to do rapid-fire wing studies i think.#because of the way i draw i try to simplify them to base shapes and so its a Lot of trial and error to get Right
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i'm not doing anything !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm not fucking doing anything !!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just sit and rot and worry and yearn whilst other people are out there living and feeling and breathing and experiencing and still i just do nothing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#'you're young there's still time' you do not understand#i don't do things because i'm unwell. chronically. it won't ever go away !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#that doesn't mean it can't get better i'm sure it will one day#but it will never be what i want it to be#i get so overwhelmed by all the things i'm not doing#i need to stop watching videos and films about people living the lives i want#been procrastinating my hrt shit for ages now even though all i have to do is send two emails and ask my friend for one link#i'm putting off the new tattoos and piercings i want because i always do that and then i get sad that i don't have them yet#i'm putting off my assignments for a degree that i actually enjoy and want to do well in and i do not know why#i'm just WAITING. what am i WAITING FOR. the change is INSIDE OF ME. why am i waiting#i guess i am holding onto safety and predictability because it's the only thing i have control over#i bounce between that and the image of a future me that is completely unattainable#and i tell myself there is no possible middle ground so i just give up#i can't be all the things i want to be. i will never been seen the way i want to be#but that doesn't mean i have to stay stuck like this forever wasting my life feeling miserable about everything#but i still choose to keep doing it every day anyway because i don't know how to stop#is it too much to ask to be a beautiful man who is not technically a man but is perceived as one and gets silly about it#is it too much to ask to be nice and well and attractive and successful#i don't want to be normal. i don't want to be cis. but i would like to be myself in a way that feels right#but i am not brave enough to start doing anything about it
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Colour picking, palette teasing (Patreon)
#Doodles#Deltarune#Pink Addison#Blue Addison#Yellow Addison#I am feeling very normal about Addisons I am feeling so normal about them 👀#I'm definitely not thinking about them a lot I'm definitely not having more and More ideas#Very normal very usual#Okay I admit it I am no longer normal about them :/ Darn#Now that I've got time to just draw whatever and let my brain loose I keep getting new Add ideas òuo; They just keep sparking images!#It's gotten to the point where I've started rerouting my thoughts into character ideas - that's always a dangerous game#I know I always Vargas but that's what I've been doing with them for two years so it feels weird to do it with someone else lol#You'll never guess which one! So anyway- lol#I like how upon first seeing the Adds I was like ''Ooh big polyam QPR vibes from these guys nice'' and then I do stuff like this#I mean it still could be! Teasing your partner(s) is perfectly valid even if you'd never ever act on it - maybe even more valid lol#Blue's not in the mood to run with the ball rn tho lol he's busy being stressed#Yellow will play tho ♥#I think I've finally settled on a design for Yellow that I can reasonably replicate! Finally finally lol#I am gonna have to try my hand at the wing-ear design tho 'cause it's so cute agh#But little feather-fascinator-style floofs suits me well ♪#I also keep over-colouring him because the yellow is so hard to see IRL! It shows up incredibly intense on the scanner but I can't /see/ it#It doesn't look bad as such it's just a little inconsistent with the others#Okay you can guess now - it was the last one that I pulled a thought and put it into Pink lol#It's innocent I swear lol - I was just thinking about the perceived similarities between ''cheap'' and ''easy''#Specifically in reference to praise actually :0 Cheap praise implies you don't mean it but easy praise - to me - just implies practice!#It took me a long time to become ''good'' at giving compliments but now that I /can/ do it I like to do it a lot lol - easy but not cheap! ♥#And then since it was to do with monetary implication I gave it to him for obvious reasons lol#It sounds a lot less innocent coming from him lol he's a bitch ♥#Hhgg his expressions are really fun I wish he was less fun to draw lol
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part of the reason why that cringe ass contemporary romance book i read half of annoyed me so much is one of the leads is a demisexual divorced dad and like. my lodestone oc is a demisexual divorced dad. you come to MY stomping grounds and have a guy's ex wife tell him to his face he's demisexual and he just accepts it? why are they even divorced then. where's the resentment? where's the annoyance with someone who has failed to read you in the past trying to read you and failing (but actually succeeding which is more annoying)? where's the dismissal of the idea that's not how everyone is? come the fuck on
#i am much stronger in that i am able to make my oc... kind of a mid dad who has has actual flaws besides OOOH HE'S TOOOO NICE#also literally the only reason he finds out (in modern au) about demisexuality is the queer kids who like to annoy him keep trying to#get his take on niche microlabels and that's literally the only one he's like 'that's not a thing. that's normal behavior' about#in proper fantasy setting. he never really puts words to it and chalks it up to mostly living among people who aren't his species#like yeah he's only attracted to his partner because they're the only human he's ever been into#and the dating pool in his own species is small so it makes sense that he's only clicked with his two exes#but i know. i know he's demisexual as hell and also. stubborn and unwilling to update his self image#but going back to the book... as a divorce enjoyer. it was infuriating to have this guy have 0% beef with his ex wife#like i wasn't mad they were functional coparents and still friends but they just. did not read like they were divorced whatsoever#no chemistry AND no enmity. honk shoo snoozefest
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Ain't got anything that festive but I do have Shadow Thrall Wilfree! :D This was the final fate of my dnd character and it was an absolute blast to play monster stat-block for a change~ o7 to my guy he ain't recovering from this one
#dungeons and dragons#dnd monster#body horror#tw body horror#might as well hit the warnings just in case!#shadow thrall#shadow thrall wilfree#this right here is the aftermath of the choice he made#and i am so here for it!#technically it is only wilfree's body and not his actual self since that was disconnected#but it still had some semblance of humanity in the form of understanding who its allies were#and that when they were hurt that was now a good thing#hence the last image where it saw that aster was upset#and tried to shove her new buddie over to comfort her#but it can only speak in abyssal and seiana can only speak so much#so when it said “comfort” he heard “compass”#needless to say that the thrall was not amused#also was not amused that one of its targets had gotten away and threw a little tantrum about it but anyway#this campaign is over now technically and i'm normal about it#which is why we have the au where v lets aster keep the thrall and she now has this fucked up dog
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while I don't totally agree with how they wrote/characterized sonic in sonic prime , i Do think it's cool and true that one of Sonics big things is struggling to see the shatterverse versions of his friends as like. entirely separate people. and also i love the crippling weight of him destroying his whole dimension on accident and splitting everyone in a million pieces i'm sure he's very normal about it
#SETTING THE STAGE - ; OOC#havent finished the show but i was poking around a few episodes for a reply#and man. sonic would have a completely normal reaction to that situation ( lying )#im sure hes normal about his friends being split across so many different universes and not knowing him and just. being different people#who dont know him at all. and who in reality he doesnt know either#im sure him thinking they're still the people he knows isnt him coping with the fact Hes the one who split them apart#and destroyed his entire home dimension with. yknow#that one image drawn in the diary of a wimpy kid comic.. I am real sonic#and hes just sitting there crying
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