#man i.

[scuba-divers]

these pictures i took yesterday. they rested on my hand for a LONG time?? OVER 5 MINUTES. AND THEY DID NOT FLY AWAY OR EVEN SCUTTLE AWAY WHEN I OFFERED THEM THE CHANCE TO DO SO. AND WHEN I MANAGED TO GET THEM TO CRAWL OFF THEY KEPT CRAWLING UP THE TALLEST BLADE OF GRASS AVAILABLE AND LOOKING AT ME AND THEY KEPT WILLINGLY CRAWLING ON MY HANDS WHENEVER I PUT MY FINGER NEAR THEM AND THEY WERE EVEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND QUITE A BIT. AND THEY KEPT TURNING TO LOOK AT ME. I HAD TO PICK A FLOWER AND KIND OF [very gently and i didnt touch their wings dw!!] URGE THEM TO CRAWL ON THE FLOWER TO GET THEM OFF OF MY HAND.

yeah that post about me being moth god?? yeah man. that wasnt me being crazy. i dunno man im just so much of a creature that even acab [assigned creature at birth] creatures love me. this isnt even a one time thing its always super easy to get them to willingly walk onto me without even touching them and they almost never fly away this has happened multiple times. so uh congrats to my followers??? i guess you are literally following the fuckinf moth god now? and apparently the moth god is a depressed teenage boy????? man im gonna have to revert 2 my emo phase because i am the moth god and i rule over the moths.

[autism-corner]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[kafiguas]

we had ONE JOB

[awittylemon]

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford found one of his old shirts

[daisyofwaterdeep]

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[broadwayfangirl222]

Not on TikTok often but I heard this audio I had to make this edit with it. Here's a link to the original