elena, she/her, 28, certified professional lesbian. i’m like if a woman was a single dad.
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me and my buddies are building a silk road between our houses to make trading of spices, tea and oils easier
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BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"
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high paying jobs for women who have no work ethic and like to dillydally
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sucks that I can’t post my niche hometown-specific modern asoiaf headcanons for 3.25 notes bc I would absolutely doxx myself :/
#theon’s too scared to drive home along ******* **** before the chip seal so he goes like 25km the entire way and gets run off the road by#a logging truck into ****** lake and asha comes to fish him and goes dude this you’ll never inherit the herring skiff#and he’s just like I dont even want the fucking berring skifffff#and she kicks him out at ******** bay and makes him walk home and he gets attacked by a couger
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LIFE, IT NEVER DIE
WOMEN ARE MY FAVOURITE GUY
SEX, I’M WANTING MORE
TELL THE WORLD, “STOP THE WAR”
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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason
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Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?
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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending
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WE ALWAYS WIN
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"we need to invent truth serum" its called RED WINE
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Better talk to me nice ♪
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Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened
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