#am rambles

[crystalsamethyst]

Hua Cheng being able to change his secondary gender based on form...

Wu Ming the beta, who is new to having control over his form and doesn't dare stand 'equal' to alpha Xie Lian but hates the thought of his god suspecting different reasons an omega would approach him...

Omega San Lang, playing into the guise of 'needing protection' and getting away with whatever because Xie Lian indulges him and won't let anyone mess with 'a poor young omega who got kicked out' (he's totally in on it)

Alpha Hua Cheng who makes sure everyone knows who's the most powerful and in charge when facing challenges. His scent is notorious and people fear his teeth, not for being bonded but for being possibly torn apart by them. Who else would Heaven be wary of??

And at the end of the day... No one knows what Hong-er was born as, and Xie Lian doesn't ever ask. It's not important anyways.

[hate-letmetellyou]

My prisoners have gotten to the point where they roll their eyes when I compare them to food in my belly. So today I likened the situation to a pregnancy and Ted immediately vomited.

I'm knitting you a onesie, Ted...

[analogwriting]

obviously im alive now. lemme tell you, that clopen into a 16 hour shift led me to not sleep for 36 hours. and some other crazy fuck shit happened. but it's all fine now lmao. back to a regularly scheduled program. (that's the joke. there's no schedule. just my own impatient ass posting whenever I want)

[ffredmujkic]

The narrcist cookbook’s not entirely alone is sooo so gillion tidestrider. It may be the horrible bias for this fish ive got, that makes the word, “the” abt him. But there’s something abt this clumsy speaker asking this, ‘gift from god’ to stick by them.

[hate-letmetellyou]

"smart printers are also morally evil" hold my beer

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[anishenanigans]

they're adding new pvp features to pinterest

[sapphicrot]

tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

[lazylittledragon]

LARIAN WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WATCHING ME

[adrianfridge]

Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

[crystalsamethyst]

I fucking love Wu Ming

[hate-letmetellyou]

Benny I know you want a tail, but that's just an extra limb I have to paralyze when we play Operation on you. Not to mention an advantage in Twister. I know you don't want to ruin family game night.

[nikoisme]

fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.

[joshuakellin]

“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home

Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|