#am rambles
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Hua Cheng being able to change his secondary gender based on form...
Wu Ming the beta, who is new to having control over his form and doesn't dare stand 'equal' to alpha Xie Lian but hates the thought of his god suspecting different reasons an omega would approach him...
Omega San Lang, playing into the guise of 'needing protection' and getting away with whatever because Xie Lian indulges him and won't let anyone mess with 'a poor young omega who got kicked out' (he's totally in on it)
Alpha Hua Cheng who makes sure everyone knows who's the most powerful and in charge when facing challenges. His scent is notorious and people fear his teeth, not for being bonded but for being possibly torn apart by them. Who else would Heaven be wary of??
And at the end of the day... No one knows what Hong-er was born as, and Xie Lian doesn't ever ask. It's not important anyways.
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My prisoners have gotten to the point where they roll their eyes when I compare them to food in my belly. So today I likened the situation to a pregnancy and Ted immediately vomited.
I'm knitting you a onesie, Ted...
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obviously im alive now. lemme tell you, that clopen into a 16 hour shift led me to not sleep for 36 hours. and some other crazy fuck shit happened. but it's all fine now lmao. back to a regularly scheduled program. (that's the joke. there's no schedule. just my own impatient ass posting whenever I want)
#yeah but its been a wild week#the coldest ks has been in a long time mixed with my coworker being killed bc the dumbass tried to rob his plug mixed with the crazy shi#shit that my gms bd is doing#its been a long four days lmfaoooo#am rambles
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The narrcist cookbook’s not entirely alone is sooo so gillion tidestrider. It may be the horrible bias for this fish ive got, that makes the word, “the” abt him. But there’s something abt this clumsy speaker asking this, ‘gift from god’ to stick by them.
#i kinda reallly want to make maybe not an animatic abt it#but definitely a comic#or something#gillion tidestrider#am rambles
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"smart printers are also morally evil" hold my beer

stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
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you! tumblr user!
#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#why does this one have more notes than the other one?#also yes i am as shocked as you all are that this whole time he wasn’t standing upright and looking up at the camera LOL
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they're adding new pvp features to pinterest
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tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
#rover rambles#I joke a lot about how stupid hastings is#but in truth I am about as good as solving these cases as he is#possibly even worse somehow#and it's not for lack of wanting to solve them#in fact I have attempted it many times#I simply am stupid
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
#ramble#if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands#you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things#some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible#the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think#i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex#this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about#yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian#you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate
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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral
#yes i am writing this#my rambles#this post really popped off#ironically this is about my original characters#but if I had to make it Teen Wolf…#scisaac#scott mccall#isaac lahey
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I fucking love Wu Ming
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Benny I know you want a tail, but that's just an extra limb I have to paralyze when we play Operation on you. Not to mention an advantage in Twister. I know you don't want to ruin family game night.
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fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.
#how am i supposed to make rational decisions when they go mrrp#not arguing with a lil guy that goes mrrp. whatever you say goes beautiful#cats#niko rambles
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“U think House is a bottom bc u r ableist and don’t think disabled people can top blah blah blah” no I think he’s a bottom bc of that one scene where him and Wilson r talking abt blood types and Wilson says his blood type is the universal receiver so House responds that Wilson’s blood type is the universal donor which is why he has 3 alimonies
#joshua rambles#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#if u r my one irl friend who follows me here and u see this shhh#also that quote thing is literally something someone has said to me I am not reaching
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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home
Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|
#rook wearing a shirt that says “i joined the veiljumpers and all i got was my almost ex dating my almost dad who doesn't even like me”#why wont he even acknowledge me 😭😭😭 i loved u in the short story... but i am just some mud he tracked in i guess rip#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#viago#viago de riva#strife#strife dragon age#rook#dragon age rook#de riva#aldwir#rook aldwir#rook de riva#veil jumpers#antivan crows#jade plays dav#crow is my second playthrough and its making it really stark just how uneven these factions are... i love the concept of veiljump SO MUCH#but it is so empty in comparison#ramblings#julieta de riva#juniper aldwir
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