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housederiva · 2 months ago

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One of the biggest question left.. how is Varric the narrator of the story…

Ah because he’s in Rook’s mind palace and we’re playing from their point of view. Once the illusion is shattered the next narration is voiced by Elgar’nan (I think I remembering that right, it’s 3am when I’m answering this) Rook (yes I was remembering it wrong)

#that narration is voiced by someone else though isn’t it?#am i having a stroke???#sorry if I’m wrong I have the memory of the humble goldfish #dragon age spoilers #datv spoilers #veilguard spoilers #if you’re reading this and you didn’t know I put three different spoiler tags on it #this isn’t on me #asks for bee

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sahrayliathefaelia · 9 months ago

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uhhhh happy literal birthday to me i guess that buck kissed a dude and is finally canonically bisexual??? hello???

#i just turned 32 what is this #am i having a stroke???#911 #911 abc #911 spoilers #evan buckley

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meamiki · 7 months ago

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silly comic based on a time i struggled to read live on stream :thumbsup:

context clip compilation below ASDASDFASA

(cw for brief mention of hospitals/strokes)

#in stars and time #isat #isat odile #isat siffrin #isat spoilers #<- not big ones but the convo this stems from occurs on 3rd floor before king act 2 so #cw hospital #cw stroke #<- brief stroke talk in the clip thats why #odile i am so sorry for making u deal with the fact that i cant read #or just input words?? where there arent any??? i dont know why i do that????#these streams have made me realize i sometimes just autofill words when reading SAFADDA #also random side headcanon i was thinking of while drawing this #is odile speaks alot with her hands?#idk why i just think its fun?#and kinda makes sense as someone who has travelled a lot thru different countries?#personal observation but you can convey/tell a lot without knowing a much of a different language via body language #as someone who grew up with family who spoke a different language that i do not speak LMAO #especially hands!! those say a lot!!#reading body langauge/tone helped me a lot when guessing if what was being talked about a good thing or not #tho tone to a lesser extent since uh it can be hard to tell at times i think ASDFDA #so it makes sense to me???#the art of pointing in general location is a universal skill i think?? yea #to a lesser extent i think siffrin might do this? but more subdued/under the cloak so #the cloak ends up getting in the way 90% of the time so no one can actually see that lmao #okay tag talk over #no stream time today because weather boooooo storms

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 days ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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mikonez · 3 months ago

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I'm still alive and bring you jarthur!!

#yippieee i have more but I'm not feeling so good and whenever that happens my drawing speed is actually a crime against god #*a single brush stroke a day*#but i will finish all of these sketches i am determined and have gay power inside me #my art #fanart #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #john malevolent #art #jarthur #oh yea thats my pfp maybe ill change it to the coloured version now

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certifiedlucifersimp · 2 months ago

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What if Obey Me was called Freaky Me and everyone got freaky on the dance floor.

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basmentdwealer · 5 months ago

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“IM NOT CALLING YOU ‘GOOD GIRL’ ,MC. THIS MEETING WAS SHIT!!”

This is so dumb…. Why did I spend so much time on this..

Anyway Bela Dimitrescu from hit game Resident Lover, I’m severely in love with you <333333

Link to og tweet is here! (Labru is so real)

#resident lover #bela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu x reader #kinda I guess lol #resident lover mc #ngl I’m so fixated on the mc #you them ever see them in the game since YOU are them but o Gge #call me sometime frfr #sorry I’m having a damn stroke over them #that’s how obsessed I am #resident evil village #fanart #doodle

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charlesemersonwinchesteriii · 12 days ago

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STOP calling his little barrel a cuck chair it's NOT a cuck chair my best friend Christos confirmed Hodge CHOSE to sit separate from the nasty little mutineers so he could look at them DISRESPECTFULLY. if anything this is his FUJOSHI THRONE

#The Terror #George Hodgson #his anime girl posture. the little footrest he gave himself.#the perfectly positioned hole in the knee of his trousers making it look like he bought them pre-ripped from hot topic.#I can't take it anymore he's not supposed to be out there with those disgusting little rats!!!!!!#He's supposed to be locked away safe and sound in my attic this is literally sooooo sick and wrong!!!!!!#He doesn't even have anybody to stroke his hair with a toothbrush to simulate the tongue of a mother cat I have to RESCUE HIM!!!!!!!!!#Starky's original posts #gentlemen I am fucking unwell or whatever the hell that guy said

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sen-ya · 6 months ago

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First off, I love ur art so much. Ur style is so amazing and the stories u come up with are so fun (or sad) and I think they're incredible.

Second, Law and Luffy at the pool headcanon bc it's over 100 degrees where I am rn. Luffy cannonballs in before they even set up their chairs and Law just stares at him. He refuses to get in, so Luffy has to surprise him and push him in. He's mad, but then Luffy laughs and all is forgiven because he is the sucker for Luffy's laugh/smile.

Ahhh hello!! Tysm for the kind words! 😭❤️ funny story it is ALSO 100 degrees where I am and I have spent today recovering from dehydration and heat exhaustion 🫠🫠

#I had heat stroke like 2 yrs ago and since then am such a weenie in the heat #and yesterday I went to the zoo w my friends and it was Too Hot and I ended up ignoring feeling bad for too long #and ended up right on the edge between heat exhaustion and heat stroke #but my wife is awesome and saved me and I didn’t even puke 😎#I did have to leave my long weekend trip w my friends early tho #which really sux #ANYWAY HI HELLO SATURN!!#we’ve been mutuals as long as I can remember having this account #so I have that weird thing where I’m like yea ofc I have talked to them before!!#but perhaps I have not I am sorry #just know I have always loved ur url #okay okay tags sorry u just came in with something v close to home today 😂😂#my art #one piece #lawlu #lulaw #law x luffy #luffy x law #trafalgar law #one piece law #trafalgardwaterlaw #monkey d luffy

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eirianerisdar · 8 months ago

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As a Chinese person from Hong Kong I'm going to officially say this absolutely blows my mind. Here's why.

In the video, Charles and Carlos were plainly copying calligraphy stroke-by-stroke from a large image in front of them. What makes Carlos' attempt so impressive is that he's effectively gotten nearly all the proportions, starting and ending brush pressures and tail-offs, and the structure right. It's not perfect. But it's damn well near perfect.

Compare it to Charles': Charles didn't do a bad job at all, and has successfully copied many of the requisite features, but he has seen each stroke as a line, as many people who write Chinese characters with ballpoint pens do nowadays - point A to point B, with natural loss of shape and flow in between. It's not necessarily a problem. Charles is writing the characters. But interestingly, Carlos isn't writing at all.

On rewinding the video you see why Carlos' was shaped so perfectly. He doesn't know Chinese. He doesn't know anything about stroke order, or speed. But he knows detail.

If you look at his hands as he writes he separated each stroke into a shape. Then he did his level best to recreate each shape as carefully as he could by pressing the brush until he could see it formed the right thickness of the line.

He didn't write, like Charles did. He painted.

If this is how good Carlos is at copying a language he does not know I wonder how amazing he would be at painting if he actually spent time to learn.

#For reference I and a lot of other native Chinese dialect speakers and writers do what charles did #we process the characters as words and the strokes as components of that word and sacrifice specific brushtroke shape #it's one of the first things you have to de-learn if you didn't do calligraphy as a child #seriously as a Chinese person from Hong Kong this is the hottest thing Carlos Sainz has ever done I'm in love #f1 #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #charlos #chinese gp 2024 #my post #I AM YELLING OK #A recurrent mistake that Carlos made was the angle and continuity of the 2nd stroke of 力 #that's his only obvious mistake #but the 觉 blows my mind #and the FREAKING LAST STROKE OF THE 星 RADICAL #HOW HE COPIED THE THIN CURVE OF THE FINAL HORIZONTAL STROKE #I AM LOSING IT AT 1:50 AM ON A TUESDAY MARRY ME

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napoleondidthat · 2 months ago

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I Am Dying A Thousand Deaths…

I’m currently watching the director’s cut of Napoleon by Ridley Scott. There is quite a bit new material that does fill out the story, explains things better and overall makes the movie flow better. There are gross inaccuracies still that makes the Napoleonic historian, us, cringe, but the average viewer wouldn’t care.

Some scenes are good, some are meh and then a few like what the hell am I looking at?

I haven’t been through the whole movie yet because I have to stop it every now and then but I had to stop and talk about this fucking scene.

This. Fucking. Scene.

Napoleon seeks out Hippolyte Charles to get advice on how to get Josephine pregnant.

Scene opens with Hippolyte waiting to be summoned by the Emperor and he seems nervous because he probably thinks Napoleon is going to confront him on his affair with the wife. Cannons are being fired outside randomly, who the fuck knows why, and every explosion makes Charles fidget more and look more guilty.

He is summoned.

Napoleon asks him if he can keep this conversation to himself and be discreet. Charles agrees. Napoleon then asks if he has children.

Yes, he has three sons, he says.

Napoleon asks if it took long (the act) to conceive.

Charles says he can’t remember.

Napoleon then asks, I shit you not, “is it important to pleasure a lady before you enter her”

Charles is like “dude” and mumbles about loving his wife. Napoleon says he loves his wife too and doesn’t want Charles to be shy, speak openly. Charles says he doesn’t know what the FUCK is going on.

Napoleon then says, again I shit you not, “tell me is it important for me to use my mouth down below between my wife’s legs before I enter her. “

The fuck is going on! Am I having a stroke? Am I stroking out?

Charles says he believes that a more a woman is aroused the more likely she is to conceive.

Napoleon thanks him and says he sought him out because he is a man of good “cocksmanship”, has a pretty face and the aire of a hairdresser.

I want to throw myself out of a window. I am dying watching this. Not laughter, like I want to go crawl under the bed and never come out again.

This fucking scene.

What in the absolute actual fuck did I just watch?

#napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #bonaparte #like wtaf #am I having a stroke #joaquin phoenix #Ridley Scott #Hippolyte Charles #Napoleon movie #again what the fuck

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housederiva · 2 years ago

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So I don’t think I have this person blocked anymore because this was sent to my old blog before I moved house and I just want this anon to know you actually hurt my feelings a lot

#dragon age #asks for bee technically #I’ve been thinking about this interaction a lot actually #and I’m not sure why????#Like who are you? Can you go over to my dms if you see this? I low-key wanna have a conversation with you #for the record every single person I’ve been romantically involved with has been an amazing human being #I’ve been very lucky to be able to say they loved me #also how old are you? I feel like this was sent by someone who is 16 #Like I’m 24 I’m not gonna yell at a 16 year old but like if you’re around my age can we have a conversation???#Hello?????#am I having a stroke???

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sysig · 1 year ago

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