#am i a psychopath for this? maybe i am

[teabutmakeitazure]

fellas is it psychopathic behaviour to remember in great detail who wronged/wrongly treated my mother during the lowest time in our lives and made her cry and such and how they did so to my family even though I have no other memories from those years and it's a massive hole in my memory and life and to have made a mental list of all those people and extended family members so that I know who to help and who to fuck over when the time is right?

[hinamie]

shhhh

[seaweedstarshine]

[just after having helped River make a getaway from a heist of an astatine lace shawl — the rarest substance in the universe — without her even needing to ask beyond a simple “hello sweetie” scrawl in the sky] [Eleventh Doctor] “I can see its worth — but Alice is right! What’s so special about a lace shawl?” [River] “Ah, well, lace, you see, is the traditional gift for a thirteenth wedding anniversary…” [Eleventh Doctor] “Wedding anniversary? Whose wedding anniversary?” [River] “Spoilers…!” *winks* [Thirteenth Doctor, reminiscing] “I love River.”

HAPPY THIRTEENTH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO THE DOCTOR AND RIVER SONG!

Sources: Diary of River Song: The Furies, Diary of River Song: The Lady in the Lake, The Day of the Moon, Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition #33, The Wedding of River Song, The Big Bang, The Angels Take Manhattan, The Many Lives of Doctor Who: Without a Paddle, The Time of the Doctor, Forest of the Dead, Let's Kill Hitler, Diary of River Song: The Wife of River Song, Eleventh Doctor Year Two: Physician Heal Thyself, A Good Man Goes to War, Eleventh Doctor Chronicles: Broken Hearts, The Husbands of River Song, Doctor Who Confidential: When Time Froze

[mudstoneabyss]

actually. the specific phrasing that boy Kevin wants to kill older Kevin with "I must disassemble him, piece by piece, so that everything inside of the Old Kevin comes out. Only then can the New Kevin truly begin." is so incredibly the idea that to heal from trauma and "improve" you have to destroy every "wrong" part of yourself, that everything "tainted" by it has to somehow be replaced by something untouched (which isn't possible)

[jessieren]

If you watch this in reverse he could be undressing…

[theinfinitedivides]

Yoo Yeon Seok and Lee Sung Min literally woke up on the first day of filming for ABLD and chose violence. i'm not even f*cking kidding we're looking at what is quite possibly THEE best performance of Yeon Seok's career and one of the best for Sung Min that sh*t was insane

[carcarrot]

phone call ended 👍

[padfootagain]

Okay this will probably be an unpopular opinion about the SaB books but I've just finished Siege and Storm and I am very frustrated and need to rant. Please, feel free to ignore this because I'm pissed okay, I am...

(ALSO IT'S 1AM IT'S LATE I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUT THE READ MORE ON MOBILE AND I'M TOO TIRED TO LOOK FOR THAT SHIT SO PLEASE STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS OR JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ME GETTING ANGRY AT A BOOK THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!! I AM CRITICIZING THE BOOK SO PLEASE STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!)

I agree with the Darkling honestly. He is a psychopath and yes he has lost all traces of humanity, but he is right and he should bloody kill everyone like?!?!? History is repeating itself again...

I did not expect stepping out of this book siding with the villain and hating the good guys, but I do, I absolutely do.

Like don't get me wrong he is a manipulative and psychopathic piece of shit but considering what is happening to the Grisha and that it has been happening for CENTURIES like... yes, please, just kill everyone at this point, I get it that he's come to this conclusion, how could he not? It does seem like the only way to survive.

And I'm sorry but Mal and Alina are pissing me off so much WHY DID MAL STOP ALINA SHE WAS KILLING THE DARKLING WHO CARES THAT SHE DIES IN THE PROCESS?!?!??!

And Alina is like : 'I've got to do this for my country!' What country you idiot?!? They are killing as many Grisha as they can at this point!!! And the only thing you are truly thinking about is getting more power, stop pretending!!!!!

KDJDJDJJDJDBDBEBEBBE!!! I'll start the third book tomorrow but I am so angry rn I can't even sleep, I swear there is too much frustration in me now.

Also, remember when I said I didn't want to write for the Darkling because he was too much of a bad guy and I didn't know how to handle it? Scratch that. Send me requests. I will write for him, I am taking his side now, I am part of his shadow army I don't care, I am too angry!

Also Nikolai is the only sensible person in this whole book trying to actually work with Grisha and non-Grisha as equals WHICH IS THE SOLUTION OBVIOUSLY but he can't actually do it on a global scale and that says a lot with how people in Ravka think. Like there is one braincell in the whole book and it belongs to Nikolai 24/7.

I'm tired. I'm tired...

[majorbitchwillgraham]

It's been 7 hours and 15 days

[annabawritersdream]

I can't believe I've saved most of the Elenwë children I had originally planned to kill off...but there's always the AU 😈

Ties that Bind will be dark. There's no Valinor, no Maiar, no Valar, Eönwë (name will be changed) is human. Diseases that wouldn't affect the children in the slightest can kill them. Also, there's no planned sequel so what better way to end the story by killing them all one by one?

Okay, maybe not all of them. But Enna will go through pain even in the AU because Enna, no matter where she lives or what her name is, is doomed to suffer and Eönwë too.

Oh, I almost forgot: Ties that Bind has two Ioreth-like villains. There's no Marion so it's only fair that Enna gets another Ioreth to deal with 😈

If you guys think that Enna has it hard in LOI...well, let's say you have seen nothing yet.

Would you read an even more tragic story featuring an AU version of Elenwë and another couple of very cute people who try their best to survive in an environment that quite frankly sucks?

Please say yes 😊

Though it's an original work, I might still upload it to AO3 since it has many random fandom elements and it draws heavily from medieval/Renaissance movies and shows.

I will also upload The Prince of Ireland when it's done. While it has its dramatic moments, it has a happy ending, I think. It don't want to kill my cat so he won't die. He won't, but maybe his friends will. Who knows.

(Follow @annab99awritersdreamsideblog to keep up with other stuff. Asks are open there too btw)

I mean, look at him. I could never kill him, not even in fiction. He's my prince, my king, my emperor, my sunshine, my baby. I am willing to kill off his friends and everybody else in the story though (he hates everyone besides our family irl, so I don't think he would care. He likes some of my friends but...yeah, he's a lonesome fella and is extremely territorial)

Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Perfectly sums my writing personality.

Me to my characters whenever I'm writing a new story:

[poetryofyouth]

boss went to the office sick last week, on a call she joked about how "she's gonna give it to all of us haha" now i am sick, most likely from her and joke's on her if I don't feel well tomorrow morning then I'll not work as is my legal right and she will have to deal with me not being there

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[chrollogy]

i’m so sorry i had the urge to annotate like i do with physical books so here’s every unsolicited thought i had while reading the written part 😭 (if one can even read my writing [please don’t, they’re useless thoughts])

THE MANEATER CHAPTER ONE: club classics

masterlist

divider credits to roseraris

For fifteen minutes every night, she gets to take off her headphones, sneak out the staff-only exit, and smoke a cigarette on a cracked-up old milk crate. And even though she can still hear her pre-determined, carefully crafted playlist taking over for her pulsing through the brick walls, it's the only moment of quiet she has all night.

So it makes sense that new bouncer showed up to ruin it.

She groans at the sight of him, dramatically, exaggerated. She rolls her head back and kicking her feet. "Oh my god," she whines, "why are you here? Go somewhere else."

He doesn't validate this little outburst of hers. He just leans against the brick wall opposite to her, and blocks the breeze from blowing out his lighter with a cupped hand until the end of his cigarette is cherry red. She watches him with a lip furled in distaste as he straightens out. "Easiest place to get away from a bunch of drunk people for fifteen minutes, so you're just gonna have to put up with me," he tells her, smoke billowing from his mouth as he speaks.

"Well, you're fucked because there's a bachelorette party in there that keeps buying my green tea shots," she says, voice laced with faux sympathy. "So I'm trashed."

He scoffs. Iwaizumi. That's his name. She recalls it in the instance he flicks off ash with the tip of his thumb. She thinks he's pretty, and immediately after that she thinks she'd rather cut off her own tongue than admit that. "You're a fucking peach, you know that right?"

"Truly one of the sweetest out there. So are you going to apologize to me now?"

Iwaizumi flinches. "Apologize for what? Doing my job?"

She gives him a forced smile. "Well if you were doing your job, you'd probably know better than to stop and interrogate one of your new coworkers."

"Okay," Iwaizumi concedes, giving a forceful nod of his head. "You're right. I'm sorry I didn't realize that you're an egomaniac who thinks everyone should know who she is because she hits shuffle on Spotify for a living."

"Oh so that's your bit?" she bites back. "That's like your thing? You think you're better and cooler than everyone around you because you think things like club music are beneath you? Because what? You listen to like Kings of Leon or something?"

Iwaizumi scoffs. "I'm a big Kendrick Lamar fan, actually."

She rolls her eyes, and puts her cigarette out on the pavement beneath her. Her fifteen-minute smoke break has been ruined. "Predictable," she grumbles, standing to her feet. "I gotta get back to my job before Spotify decides to put Smart Shuffle on. I hope a drunk person pukes on you."

extras!

noya is also a bartender at the maneater! there are others who might pop up from time to time

sakusa established a rotating schedule on who's job it is to go do a coffee run since none of them ever wanted to go and get coffee on sunday mornings

yn does not always drink during her sets but sometimes when club goers buy her drinks she indulges

if kiyoko makes them she waters them down

yn drew iwa on the back of her receipt from the coffee shop

iwa was just like "wait who's akaashi"

their hatred for one another was immediate and it's like they've been hating each other their whole lives <3

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[boymodeordie]

i am actually no one and have no inner sense of self or inner narrative or inner world to strive toward actualizing. i am empty and this emptiness precludes any possible transition toward being a real complete human being of any gender, but especially a cute girl who gets to be happy and accepted and gendered properly because i am incapable of internalizing any of the required truths toward that path due to my nature as an abomination

[the-hell-i-overcame]

If someone would get an 'all-access-pass' to my phone I'd be ✨️fucked✨️.

[sparklestheunicorn]

If supporting a woman committing horrific murder to horrible people is wrong, then I don't want to be right