#pffffffff

[castercassette]

<3

:D

[ladyinthebluebox]

this fandom is fucking cooked...

[petitprincess1]

Not Antis stealing fan artists’ redesigns of Beelzebub and saying these were concept arts of the character just to make HB look bad 💀💀

[twcfaces]

"No game is worth playing if you can't win." @question-marked

"You're just saying that because an old man kicked your ass."

P2 WINS! The game they're playing announces, and of course, Harvey is preening. It was sheer luck, paired with his button-mashing play style, but a win is a win.

"Don't pout. We'll play another round, and we'll up the ante - loser pays for takeout? Either that or the weed."

Is this what it's like to have fun? How alien. He sinks into his seat, and puts one leg up on the arm of the couch.

The kids are really onto something with these fighting games - not that he knows how to play beyond pushing the buttons at random, but he's figuring it out.

@question-marked

[episims]

Right... there's supposed to be a wish...

I want to—no. I'm getting lessons from a high witch now! I will prove them wrong. I'm going to be a better witch than everyone at the school combined!

...I just wish they won't get angry at me.

[brazenlystrong]

where my ffxiv gil support from my dads smh

@gyoukukens

“ … It went to housing. And decorations. And expensive glamour. ”

[glitzybunny]

IT O-FISH-IAL GUYS

*stares at you like a sea slug*

[kalpalatas]

LMFAAAAOOOOOO

[padfootagain]

Okay this will probably be an unpopular opinion about the SaB books but I've just finished Siege and Storm and I am very frustrated and need to rant. Please, feel free to ignore this because I'm pissed okay, I am...

(ALSO IT'S 1AM IT'S LATE I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUT THE READ MORE ON MOBILE AND I'M TOO TIRED TO LOOK FOR THAT SHIT SO PLEASE STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS OR JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE ME GETTING ANGRY AT A BOOK THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!! I AM CRITICIZING THE BOOK SO PLEASE STOP READING IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!)

I agree with the Darkling honestly. He is a psychopath and yes he has lost all traces of humanity, but he is right and he should bloody kill everyone like?!?!? History is repeating itself again...

I did not expect stepping out of this book siding with the villain and hating the good guys, but I do, I absolutely do.

Like don't get me wrong he is a manipulative and psychopathic piece of shit but considering what is happening to the Grisha and that it has been happening for CENTURIES like... yes, please, just kill everyone at this point, I get it that he's come to this conclusion, how could he not? It does seem like the only way to survive.

And I'm sorry but Mal and Alina are pissing me off so much WHY DID MAL STOP ALINA SHE WAS KILLING THE DARKLING WHO CARES THAT SHE DIES IN THE PROCESS?!?!??!

And Alina is like : 'I've got to do this for my country!' What country you idiot?!? They are killing as many Grisha as they can at this point!!! And the only thing you are truly thinking about is getting more power, stop pretending!!!!!

KDJDJDJJDJDBDBEBEBBE!!! I'll start the third book tomorrow but I am so angry rn I can't even sleep, I swear there is too much frustration in me now.

Also, remember when I said I didn't want to write for the Darkling because he was too much of a bad guy and I didn't know how to handle it? Scratch that. Send me requests. I will write for him, I am taking his side now, I am part of his shadow army I don't care, I am too angry!

Also Nikolai is the only sensible person in this whole book trying to actually work with Grisha and non-Grisha as equals WHICH IS THE SOLUTION OBVIOUSLY but he can't actually do it on a global scale and that says a lot with how people in Ravka think. Like there is one braincell in the whole book and it belongs to Nikolai 24/7.

I'm tired. I'm tired...

[sins-of-the-sea]

He's dangling some of the souls bound to him upside down while squinting at them. "I don't understand the ever changing trend of what humans find attractive or not."

[bun-beyondthemist]

' LONG EARS ' Alexandra says, fascinated ' I have never seen ears so long such as yours.'

"I was born with them, I have a tail and fluffy legs too!, I think they are pretty common..for my people o course, well no maybe mine are extra large, fluffy and sparkly

[sunrisetune]

[ID: Two screenshots, one in the original post and one in the first reply.

1st - A tweet by @/presidenttoguro that says, "we fuckin on the Microsoft excel bed tn". Attached is a photo of a bed with spreadsheet-pattern pillowcases and blanket. Noticeably, it`s from the Google Sheets program.

2nd - Tumblr tags that say, "we aren‘t fuckin at all if you can‘t discern beteen excel and sheets".

/End ID].

[patetpluvia]

Don't you see the possibilities with this? You can fuck someone as a guy!

"I can bed people as I normally am too! What makes you think I've even entertained the idea of sleeping with someone like this!?"

[glitzybunny]

Everytime I eat pocky or eat something similar to it I'm like "missed opportunity to do the pocky challenge with someone, for shame for shame" NFJADKKSODKDKSNDJ-

[solaradastra]

Tut mir ja echt leid, aber mit Skandinavien bin ich echt fertig nach diesen Olympischen Spielen.

[twin-disaster-tutel-brainrot]

[image id:

First panel: Leo from rise of the tmnt is standing with back to the camera, talking to a shadowy figure sitting in an Asian squat.

Leo: Fr though, it is nice to meet another mutant. Not many of us around... What'd you say your name was? Spider-boy?

Second panel: the face of the shadowy figure, from side view. We see it's actually Spiderman.

Spiderman: -Man. Spider-Man. & It's nice to meet you too. Queen's was getting kinda lonely. What'd you say your name was?

Third panel: Leo's face from the front, his eyes pure white, saying in fancy text:

Leonardo

Forth panel: Spiderman, with his eyes wide, stunned.

Fifth panel: same drawing of Spiderman, now saying: DECAPRIO??

leo's speech bubble from the bottom of the panel: No-

/.End id]

peter's great at making friends