#am I ridiculous

[caitlinbueckers]

https://x.com/hunterscottrill/status/1806397624091889854

whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck

And. And. And ur telling me shes having sex with #that man and looks like this ? CONNOR MCAFFERY YOU 🫵 ARE A BOTTOM

Anyways . Adore when she gets all frowny and pokes her cheek w her tongue like that she should honestly never do it again

[woodohwanedandproud]

[djkerr]

McHart - The Good Fight Season 3 Trailer

McHart / The Good Fight Season 3 Trailer

[sketchytea]

trying to get used to drawing the most sculpted elf known to man

[anna-scribbles]

adrinette exes! and marichat! part 4!

(part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 5)

[grey-viridian]

I've got your back!

Always.

(Rottmnt Possessed AU)

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[paintedcrows]

Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...

[fonthoura]

Star Trek TOS: *Stablishes that the touching of hands is incredibly intimate in Vulcan culture akin to fully making out.*

Star Trek TOS: *shows us Spock holding Jim's hand while talking about the importance of his feelings.*

The fandom: *reads it as romantic.*

The writers: oh my god, that's crazy, where did you get that from?

Star Trek DS9: *Stablishes that, in cardassian culture, flirtation is done by arguing and bickering, that is how they show interest in another person.*

Star Trek DS9: *Constantly shows Garak and Bashir arguing and bickering, including a scene where Julian shoots at him and everything.*

The fandom: *reads it as romantic.*

The writers: OH MY GOD, THAT'S CRAZY, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

[maiko-coy]

Submas before i go to the trenches we call 'final exams'

[valtsv]

that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

[bikananjarrus]

deeply fascinated by these kids living in a peaceful suburbia on a seemingly equally peaceful planet, which is surrounded by something called the barrier, which makes the night sky look green and is thick enough that it obscures the stars, and so when they get up to space and see how many stars there are, they have no idea space actually looked like that. and then they travel through hyperspace for the first time and it understandably freaks them the fuck out. there is definitely something weird about this planet they live on, and i am all for the real horror story being this suburban bubble they live in that wants to shield its citizens from the wider galaxy.

[queenoftheproccrastanation]

I'll see tiktoks thatre like "this is what I eat in a day" and it'll be something ridiculous like 12 mangos and a salmon. Like cmon you don't REALLY eat that.

But then I'll caramelized 2 whole onions and eat it w a chicken breast and some broccoli

[hamsterdads]

johndavekat nonsense. someone help them please good lord.

[dreaming-like-a-girl]

For me being in a qpr lately is like. No we're not dating. Yes this is my boyfriend isn't he great and lovely and handsome aren't I lucky. No I don't want anyone to mistake us for romantic partners. Yes I want to marry him. No we're not "just friends". Yes I don't want people to think our friendship matters less than our love. No I don't care what people think. Yes I want you to know that we're each other's and each other's alone. No I've never had a crush on him. Yes, I love him with all my heart and soul.

[rapidhighway]