#am I not a simp
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I SAY I AM A SUCKER FOR SOFT BOYS BUT THESE TWO MAKE ME WANT TO CRY like tf they’re so hot and for what FOR WHAT
#extra.panels#f1#logan sargeant#oscar piastri#my taste in men has skyrocketed i’m sorry to the guys in my cohort#LIKE uhm good looking couple hot couple hot duo#ok enough#I FEEL SO SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME#BECAUSE I UPLOADED THIS ON MY WHATSAPP STATUS AS WELL#people are going to question#this is making me question myself#am I a simp#am I not a simp#AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Those Time-Stuck aus where Dipper and Mabel go back in time and get stuck in the 80's really got me. They got me
#Gravity Falls#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanley pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#Gravity falls timestuck aus#If Young Stan Pines has no simps I am dead#Art tag
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7/3: pov u r nanami kento pleased that i managed to pull smth together in time for your bday
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nanami kento#nanami#fanart#jjk fanart#i ws like I Need To Get This Done Today I Should Not Fully Render It#and then i said bet and did anyway#with 2 hours to spare !!!!!!#thats what we in this house call Winning#hbd nanami please forgive me fr spending most of it drawing gojo.......im so sorry i didnt know ill be better ill do better...#tiny smiling nanami u mean so much to me....#i did smth a little bit different with the shape of his nose also and let me just say i am Down On One Knee#hate to simp over a blond man but
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no explanation, just thirsting
#bg3#lae'zel#no t*ts no ass#broad shoulder slutty waist#and the prettiest face in all of realmspace#yes I am a simp what tipped you off?#my art
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i think everyone deserves to have sex with someone who treats you like you’re the most precious thing on the planet
#i am so thankful to have someone that makes it so easy and comfy to be touched#he always makes me feel so good and safe i have to simp
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Petition to give Usopp a gun. Not because of anything plot-related, I just think he looks extremely hot.
#'he should have a gun because it's more useful' shut the fuck up he should have a gun bc it looks hot#i am aware that the third image thing isn't a gun but do i look like i care about it he's pretty#usopp simping hours yayy#one piece#usopp#one piece colorspread
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So I went to my school's christmas concert yesterday and there's this band that got a lead vocalist that looks too much like Leona and it fucked me over so bad I couldn't stop myself from making this
#someone hurl me off a cliff rn#Twisted Wonderland#TWST#Disney Twisted Wonderland#Disney TWST#TWST Leona#Leona Kingscholar#Leona Kingscholar fanart#TWST fanart#my art#aivy is simping once again#the day they make Leona sing is the day I am getting my ass run over by a train I CANNOT DO THSI ANYTMOR#💫 — Doodle stars
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its fucking embarassing having to do this every 6 months. i swear to god.
deadbunny is not a necrophile. he did not desecrate a corpse.
he made an edgy drawing to cope with a death years ago.
it is a drawing.
it will not hurt anyone.
i retweeted bunlith fanart from him forever ago. i left polite replies when he leaves comments on my post throughout the years. we are not besties.
'but he gets off to it' do me a favor and talk to a lesbian. romanticizing death in a theoretical fashion is not new.
stop trying to use this as an excuse to slander me. its pathetic, and sad.
i dont talk about this because i dont want to participate in dragging his trauma up every 6 months but im left with no choice.
i am done with this. do not do it again.
#liliths mind#sorry everyone#they are starting to bother every person i interact with even briefly online#literal stalker behavior#not even my simps cling onto every interaction i have online as tightly as these assholes#i am 31 years old with no intent of having a child and yet i still have to teach children the difference between a drawing and real life#i am so tired
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Hi hi ! If you’re still doing drawing requests, if you are, how about human alastor (+ his funky red glasses) with curly hair?
Hi hi! Sorry it's more wavy than curly but that's how I always imagined him as a human so- here you go
I discovered this cosplay of human Alastor on ig the other day and I loved it so much that's kind of the vibe I was going for while drawing. This cosplay makes me feral you can't even imagine
And here I go, crushing on his human form as well 🙈 oopsie
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#human alastor#ask#art request#autodesk sketchbook#I AM SO PROUD OF MY OWN SKETCH WHAT???? WHAT GOT INTO ME???#I AM SIMPING SO HARD OVER MY OWN VERSION OF HUMAN ALASTOR I NEED TO BITE SMTH#my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is hot >>>
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I really appreciate the beauty of Malleus New Year's card. But most importantly, other than its gorgeousness, I also appreciate how it pays so much homage to his status and character, from the flowers, the clothes, and the setting. 🥹
We know that wisterias were prevalent in his Dorm Groovy SSR, this time its another flower which is the red plum blossom here😭❤️
In Chinese philosophy, the Plum tree’s blossom is a symbol of winter ending and a herald of spring. The tree’s pale pink blossoms are cherished because they bloom vibrantly and so bravely amidst the winter chill. They symbolise perseverance and hope, as well as, beauty thriving in adverse circumstances.
The way this flower's meaning is so matched with Malleus' character is so precious. We know he's "the herald of spring" because his birth brought forth a hope that the Draconias(or the faes in general) won't die out just yet (the ending of winter) and the fact that this flower blooms even in winter probably symbolizes the fact that when he was an egg, he was still perservering to live. This also applies to his life as he grows up. With the way even if his life is riddled with loneliness and exclusion, he makes an effort to go out and adjust himself with others, he doesn't give up even if his reality consistently places him in situation where his goals can never be achieved (that is, him being accepted socially and him being ignorant of human culture but still makes an effort to understand it), he just continues to be hopeful that someone/ some place will invite him, therefore his ability to thrive in adverse circumstances.
The way he slowly rises in this card makes me feel like it symbolizes how slow paced Malleus is "in going out/getting used to outside of his comfort zone", actually lol. He described his admission to NRC as him being nervous because its an unknown place but still hopeful for the experiences that he might get(acccording to the vignette of his GloMas SSR), just like him here rising from the snow and the way he lifts the veil which makes me think he wants to see the world outside of his country's point of view with his own eyes.
Japanese tradition holds that the Plum (or ‘ume’) is celebrated as a protective charm against evil, so the ume is traditionally planted in the northeast of the garden, the direction from which evil is believed to come.
I also read this symbolism which makes me tear up lmaooo 😭Because we know in Book 7, Briarland was invaded from northeast where the Silver Owls originated from 💀 The fact that the plum blossom is a protection flower and he's surrounded with it in this card makes me think that it symbolizes how protected he was during Briarland's era 😭and another thing to dissect from his slow rise from the snow with the fact the plum blossom signifies protection is probably the fact that he took so long to hatch despite many people caring for him.
Side note that in Malleus Bloom Birthday Groovy, it implied that he was born in daytime during a snowfall, and he was happy experiencing the winter, just like in this New Years card where he's smiling against the heavy snowfall 🥹
In Japan, plum blossoms symbolize good fortune, an auspicious flower, along with pine and bamboo, and the arrival of early spring. They are often used as the design for New Year’s greeting cards and other celebratory occasions. (And maybe this is just the likely reason why this flower is here in Malleus' card and I'm overthinking it above lol
Next thing I want to mention is his clothes, that attire reminds me of the formal outfit of a Japanese Emperor (From what I searched, its called sokutai, but what Malleus wears is much more simpler I guess, its a outfit derived from it which is called ikan.) This post is a great overview about these two outfits.
Ikan is the work clothes of nobles and government officials in the Imperial Court after the Heian period. Sokutai is a formal costume for those from the Emperor to the court nobles in and after Heian period (Heian costume). Ikan is called 'tonoi (nighttime) costume', whereas sokutai is called 'hino (daytime) costume'. (which probably references the fact that he's a night fae)
The point is, what Malleus wears in this card is a very traditional garment that only high ranking Japanese officials can wear. But what he wears isn't the clothes of an emperor yet, but just for a high ranking official, which is accurate to his status that he's still a crown prince not yet the king, because only Maleficia truly rules Briar Valley right now.
I love the decision that they made him wear such a prestigious outfit because the story of the New Years event is the characters working on customer service lol Its like his clothes is a reminder that he is still highly distinguished even if temporarily he's a worker.
Lastly the VEIL !!!!!! That's the thing that catched my eyes the most in this card lol I KNOW they're not referencing a wedding here because the veil don't look the same, but its so good not to mention that the one of the headress of a Japanese bride is called tsunokakushi and its description can be related with Malleus a lot lol.
The term is a compound of 角 (tsuno, "horn") + 隠し (kakushi, "hiding"). This derivation is listed in some sources as a reference to hiding a bride's "horns" of anger, jealousy, or other negative qualities, in order to present a more virtuous image for the wedding. However, this interpretation might be a folk etymology resulting from a shift in the reading and meaning.
The headdress and the veil aren't the same thing but I kinda feel like this is the idea they're going for considering the veil is 1) hiding his horns, 2) he's a character associated with being jealous, and most importantly, 3) only the person he is looking at can see his face (which is the point of most wedding veils/headdress, to hide the bride's face so that only her partner can see it).
But long veils, like the one Malleus is holding is also just a garment for a noble to hide their nobility. Which is this is probably the likely reason, considering he's using that veil to cover up his horns and his clothes, the most obvious features of his status.
Also, it could be just a fun reference to the fact that Maleficent in live action wore a long veil to hide her horns so that she wouldn't scare the humans lol
#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twistedwonderland#malleus draconia#disney twst#twst malleus#lian notes#twst malleus draconia#twst diasomnia#twisted wonderland malleus#malleusdraconia#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst analysis#my ass can never make a simple simping post about him i need to dissect this with all the power my google search image has LKADJFLKS#I AM STILL STANDING WITH MY DELUSIONAL TAKE ABOUT THE WEDDING BIT THOUGH#look the VEIL IS WHITE i knooowww Malleus would pull up in a wedding attire once he catches you referring to him as your wife HEAR ME OUT--#/jk but lowkey not reallya lkfdjlksfd#this is the malleyuu crumb ive extracted from this thank you for reading my ted talk everyone#i really wish i can just put copy pasta down bad captions about this man BUT NO my mind really INSIST i need to make#an analysis essay about him anytime he does something new😭😭😭
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Here's how to spot a Mad Scientist:
Is very smart in a specific field
Probably hasn't slept in the past 4 days
Depressed
Slowly decends into madness/spirals/gets obsessed over something to the point where they destroy their lives over it
Here are other minor signs you might want to look out for (doesn't apply to all Mad Scientist):
Very pathetic. A loser, if you will
Is gay
Wears glasses
Has a best friend who is extremely friendly and also a poet
Graying hair despite their relatively youthful appearance
Can be a little bit silly (as a treat)
Note that not all Mad Scientists are actual scientists. The Mad Scientist can be disguised as something else and may try to trick you; do not be fooled. Look for these traits to identify a real wild Mad Scientist.
Now you are ready to go out into the wild and find your very own Mad Scientists to hyperfixate on for the next month! Hope this helped❤️
#jekyll and hyde#frankenstein#viktor arcane#jonathan sims#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#victor frankenstein#the magnus archives#arcane#dr jekyll and mr hyde#henry jekyll#edward hyde#yes i am hyperfixating on them#yes i simp for them all#yes I am also including c!Wilbur in this category#what are you gonna do about it??#TECHNICALLY ROBOTNIK FROM THE SONIC MOVIE TOO#I WILL HYPERFOXATE ON ALL THE MAD SCIENTISTS AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME#mad scientist#mad science#character trope#character tropes#maybe the real hyperfixation was the simp i became along the way#gothic literature#classic literature memes#classic literature#frankenstein or the modern prometheus#autism#adhd#ALSO STANFORD PINES!!!#it's more of a gender
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So...the Manga for TW...
...It's got some good stuff with Leona. >//////> This is all.
#MAMMA MIA#ahem#sorry#i am but a humble simp#disney#twisted wonderland#leona#octavinelle#leona kingscholar#manga#you all know why I'm sharing these
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A thought often haunts him, dark and insistent.
If he were to touch you.
If he dared to yield, even for a second, to the tempting warmth your skin radiates. If he were to test whether the soft promise of your lips is real...
... would he taint you, beyond repair, just as he has been?
#the capitano agenda#genshin impact x reader#capitano x reader#little dove darling#slight angst#genshin impact capitano#don't mind me#I am just simping for this man as usual#the brainrot is brainrotting#capitano just give me a chance
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this sounds like a line from a solangelo crackfic but it's a canonical interaction from tower of nero and it's the best thing ever
(or, reason #4395 why I adore will solace)
#percy jackson and the olympians#trials of apollo#pjo hoo toa#pjo hoo toa tsats#tower of nero#will solace#nico di angelo#will and nico#nico and will#solangelo#why am i simping over a fictional white boy
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People find Pyramid Head hot and nobody bats an eye. But when I say I find Bill Cipher hot? Society!!! Society calls me weird!!!!!!
#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#bill cipher#bill cipher x you#bill cipher x reader#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls memes#gravity falls x reader#gravity falls x you#dipper pines#mabel pines#stanley pines#stanford pines#silent hill#pyramid head#pyramid head x reader#pyramid head x you#silent hill x reader#not dogging on pyramid head simps tho#I get you guys I see the appeal#but why is one triangle man acceptable and the other is not#I am a proud bill cipher defender apologist and housewife#sigh
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