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i want so many gross things rn i might make a whole new blog just to post about it
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"bunnies dont make sounds" NOT TRUE!!! we make plenty of sounds like "ghkghkghk" "uh uh uh uh uh" "no not there!!!" "owwwww" "its too big!!!" and, my personal favorite, "pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease"
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sometimes that low quality porn video is going to change your life
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Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends
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i am TIRED of the cycle repeating. *repeats the cycle*
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my boyfriend mid-coitus: i鈥檝e wanted you so bad all day i just wanted to bend you over and take you right then and there
how i genuinely looked then and there:

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i鈥檝e been sick the last couple days and i鈥檝e never felt more loved and cared for in my life 馃樋馃樋馃樋 i love being taken care of this has been so comfy despite the sore throat
#my parents brought me my favorite soup and smoothies#my sister came over to keep me company#my boyfriend came to cuddle me to sleep and force feed me aspirin (necessary)#my friends all check in on me and send get well messages#i love everyone so much
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i love men and masculinity. surely this is some sort of sign of being an alpha male straight guy myself. *holding my earpiece receiving information suddenly looking shocked* oh. oh okay. oh that鈥檚 bad news. and i have to suck them? oh my god
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in 2024 i wanna buy more slutty clothes and lingerie and take more lewds and also celebrate solstices and equinoxes and also learn to do different hairstyles
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i love my boyfriend and his family and i can鈥檛 wait to spend the rest of my life with them all
#bf has been ill so i鈥檝e been staying with him#last night he passed out from his nyquil and i ended up falling asleep on his couch with him while his mom was working away in the kitchen#i woke up later and found that she had left a night light on and laid a blanket over me 馃ズ馃ズ馃ズ#and today i went over for christmas eve and his family all practically force fed me and they spoiled the FUCK out of me#i鈥檓 still so awkward and nervous around them but they鈥檙e so warm and welcoming and lovely people i can see how my bf became the man he is
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boyfriend sucked on my tits last night and has been sick all day i think i poisoned him
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i hate finals season so so much :( i am so anxious for weeks on end and everyone is busy
#i鈥檓 so stressed and sad and lonely#last test is wednesday and idek if i鈥檒l pass the STUPID course#meanwhile i鈥檝e been slightly sick all month#health is declining#closest friends are either just really busy or starting to hate me and idk the difference#and i miss my partner so much#even when i see him it doesn鈥檛 feel like i did#he spent the night last night but it feels the same as when we wouldn鈥檛 see each other for weeks at a time#i wish humans hibernated bro i want to be curled up with him in an in disturbed slumber for an extended period of time
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my mutuals are sending me christmas cards hbu
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next year i want to dye my hair more and try a new piercing and wear things that i would be horrified to wear in public right now and i want to feel pretty all the time
#this post is both about me wanting to break away from my insecurity that has held me back from experimenting with my style all my life#and about my vague desire to try out nipple piercings
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we could be falling asleep with the tip inside btw
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I will bring a secret second spoon >:)
one for each of my hands so as i am never without a spoonful of tiramisu- how thoughtful 馃グ馃グ馃グ
#ask sgf#biboykissergirl#omg first ask i鈥檝e received in MONTHS that isn鈥檛 from a money scam or creepy person#welcome :3
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