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i hate finals season so so much :( i am so anxious for weeks on end and everyone is busy
#i’m so stressed and sad and lonely#last test is wednesday and idek if i’ll pass the STUPID course#meanwhile i’ve been slightly sick all month#health is declining#closest friends are either just really busy or starting to hate me and idk the difference#and i miss my partner so much#even when i see him it doesn’t feel like i did#he spent the night last night but it feels the same as when we wouldn’t see each other for weeks at a time#i wish humans hibernated bro i want to be curled up with him in an in disturbed slumber for an extended period of time
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my mutuals are sending me christmas cards hbu
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next year i want to dye my hair more and try a new piercing and wear things that i would be horrified to wear in public right now and i want to feel pretty all the time
#this post is both about me wanting to break away from my insecurity that has held me back from experimenting with my style all my life#and about my vague desire to try out nipple piercings
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we could be falling asleep with the tip inside btw
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I will bring a secret second spoon >:)
one for each of my hands so as i am never without a spoonful of tiramisu- how thoughtful 🥰🥰🥰
#ask sgf#biboykissergirl#omg first ask i’ve received in MONTHS that isn’t from a money scam or creepy person#welcome :3
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dear people w/ dicks what is your favorite move/trick/etc someone has done while going down on you? hanging out with the boyfriend tomorrow and i plan to give him something to be very thankful for
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just checked and realized i’ve accrued 10,000 followers on here so i’ll be throwing a celebratory potluck. every one is assigned to bring tiramisu except for me, who is assigned to bring a bottle of wine and exactly one spoon
#but actually thank you all and glad to have you here 🫶#i hope to be more active it’s one of my 2025 resolutions
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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the day after an exam is like christmas for me
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no i’m just too lazy to charge it
my vibrator has a special talent for detecting that i’m about to orgasm and promptly dying before that can happen
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my vibrator has a special talent for detecting that i’m about to orgasm and promptly dying before that can happen
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see, tentacles are like bondage that can fuck you. hope that makes it clear
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#oh man i miss him so bad#i basically live at his place now but i’m sleeping home tonight and i miss getting cuddled to sleep :(#he’s still sleeping on the phone with me tho cause we’re codependent
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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself
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Have SEX in a voting booth! Campaign Button, John Waters, 2004
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what’s everyone gonna be for halloween??
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you truly haven’t lived until you’ve watched someone moan and dry hump the mattress while going down on you
#also baby’s first time getting head are u guys proud#i’ve asked him to try ‘forcing’ me into things like that during rougher scenes#like things i’m nervous to try but want to#he had me handcuffed and pinned my legs around his shoulders i’m still very obsessed with it
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