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the day after an exam is like christmas for me
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no i’m just too lazy to charge it
my vibrator has a special talent for detecting that i’m about to orgasm and promptly dying before that can happen
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my vibrator has a special talent for detecting that i’m about to orgasm and promptly dying before that can happen
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see, tentacles are like bondage that can fuck you. hope that makes it clear
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#oh man i miss him so bad#i basically live at his place now but i’m sleeping home tonight and i miss getting cuddled to sleep :(#he’s still sleeping on the phone with me tho cause we’re codependent
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I'm certain this is on Tumblr somewhere, but I haven't seen it around, so I'm sharing it myself
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Have SEX in a voting booth! Campaign Button, John Waters, 2004
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what’s everyone gonna be for halloween??
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you truly haven’t lived until you’ve watched someone moan and dry hump the mattress while going down on you
#also baby’s first time getting head are u guys proud#i’ve asked him to try ‘forcing’ me into things like that during rougher scenes#like things i’m nervous to try but want to#he had me handcuffed and pinned my legs around his shoulders i’m still very obsessed with it
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just got a new alarm clock that wakes me up with forehead kisses and sweet pet names it’s called My Boyfriend
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don’t care didn’t ask + my pussy’s pretty
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She loooooves slashers
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I'm fucking sippy juice
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having a dom let me sit on their strap, just watching me slowly fall apart.
“yes, just like that, pretty girl. slow, slow, breath for me, baby.”
“look at it just disappear in your pussy, fuck.”
“so, so good for me, aw it feels so good, hm?”
“you moan so pretty for me, sweet girl.”
“is someone desperate?”
“you’re so wet for me, i bet you feel so full.”
“aw, does someone need help? is it hard to keep going? are you getting tired?”
“there we go, so much better now, hm? now you can just lay there and let me fuck you..”
“your clit is so neglected, do you want me to play with it for a little bit, princess?”
“someone seems pretty close.. no? so if i go a bit faster, you won’t want to cum?”
“good girl, i can feel you practically pulsing around my strap.”
“ah ah, what do good girls say when they want to cum?”
“so good for me, pretty girl. go ahead, i know you want to, cum for me, now.”
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having a kiss forced on you after they're done making out with your unwilling cunt because they need to make you taste yourself on their tongue before they can let you go
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i love dating a gentle man that’s also a little sadistic cause he’ll ask me in the sweetest voice if he’s hurting me but i can feel him twitching inside me when i say yes 🥰🥰🥰
#yes but keep going bb i love u i love u i love u#also i’m fully aware of how basic and cringey my posts are becoming but i also don’t care at this point in time
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i’m gonna be a succubus for halloween (wearing only devil horns and talking to you nonstop in graphic detail about all the depraved things i want you to do to me)
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