#also canes are hot

[eatmykinkyfist]

NEED a sub that wants to be stepped on

[houseswife]

house’s cane is grotesquely underutilised sexual style in fanfics considering that 1) it’s a long phallic object that he is constantly handling and 2) he straight up joked about fucking wilson with it that one time

[feverflushed]

Also, hello! I'm still somewhat alive, if someone still remembers me lol.

In the last couple of years life has been kind of slapping me in the face, healthwise, but I'll try to be more active!

How's everyone doing? What drama did I miss while I was gone? :P

[x-raykinks]

Gotta find a sub that thinks its a fun time to get stepped on and beat with my cane. Any takers?

[simplyghosting]

My sister and I walked through the toy aisles of a store today and bemoaned about how bad a lot of the quality of things were now or how some things were not sustainable/poverty-friendly but then we got to the general toy aisle and they had those little plastic animals that come in a tube and we were both like HECK YEAH TUBE ANIMALS WOOOOOOO!!!

[oh-heck-yeah-doritos]

I decided fuck it we ball and got a cane!!

crying my heart out but

I did it

I fucking did it!! Suck on that!!

This is the most past me could ever have hoped for. I told my dad too. It was fucking terrifying.

But I did it.

I did it.

Fuck yeah.

[beartoothbarry]

World's best hot chocolate in my powerwolf chalice. You take a bunch of little pieces of chocolate (i do 50% milk 50% dark) and melt them in a glass bowl over a pot of boiling water, then slowly add milk or cream a little at a time (whole milk at minimum, no watered down hot chocolate!!!) and mix it in until it gets to the consistency you want. You can also add a tiny amount of cayenne pepper, vanilla extract, and salt to make it taste warmer and enhance the flavor. And I always get the good stuff when it comes to the chocolate, no hersheys or chocolate chips trust me it makes a difference

And then I put a fuck ton of Irish cream in it :)

[eldritchmochi]

you know that fanfic trope? the one where the pov character sees just a lil sliver of tummy or hip when the love interest lifts their arms and their shirt rides up? and then the pov character just bluescreens and does something incredibly stupid? that one

definitely explains why i loudly yelled into my crushes car "MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST SAYS SEX AND MASTURBATION IS TOTALLY GOOD CARDIO" when he dropped me off today

[journey-to-the-attic]

stopppp astaroth calling belphie cute in the new chapter literally made me squeal..... i just know belphie was kicking his legs and giggling about it in his head

ALSO IDK IF ITS INTENTIONAL but the scene in majolish.... where solomon's looking at a 'very low-cut' shirt..... and then he's like "hot damn. i think that's mephisto's style" oh im sure you'd love to see him in that YOU AINT SLICK BABE

first he short-circuited and then as soon as he got home he went to beel like "bbbeel oh my god youll never guess what happened" like a teenager with a crush

ALSO i did partially intend it to be "lol solomon thinks mephisto would look hot in the shirt", but in-context it was more of a freudian slip because solomon hasn't acknowledged he thinks mephisto is attractive yet

[madhyanas]

i started watching house btw

[moldy-cheese-being]

Just got yelled at by some fuckin freshman w crutches for being in the elevator 🙄

Sorry lil dude! i guess i should just use the stairs when im about to faint! I'll just have to cause a human avalanche when i pass out while going up a huge flight of stairs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

(ooc, HI. very important disclaimer; I do not have any physical disability I'm aware of, if this is an inaccurate representation of things like this, please let me know.)

I checked in with puffy for something

And she said I might have to go back to physical therapy :(((

she said something about the majority of my nerves having untreated damage or something, especially the nerves in the left side of my face. And my left arm, apparently??

– Tubbo.

OH :((((

Do we even have physical therapists around here??? How would you get what you need??? :((((

[i-want-to-be-spaghettified]

I wanted hot chocolate

And then I realized

That I could just

Make

Hot chocolate

And idk man life is good again

[ozlices]

i have to make appointments & also let my doctor know id rather continue one of the new meds she put me on bc it actually helped but ive been completely unmedicated for 2 fucking days & the thought of doing Anything makes me wanna throw up im so over being a person

[leefi]

your reminder that winter is citrus season

[quicktimeeventfull]

also if u have sent me an ask recently i apologize that it is taking me 500 years to answer, i walked like six hours last saturday and regrettably have not yet regained basic brain function