#juggling a cane a hot pink backpack and this huge Halloween letterman jacket
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you know that fanfic trope? the one where the pov character sees just a lil sliver of tummy or hip when the love interest lifts their arms and their shirt rides up? and then the pov character just bluescreens and does something incredibly stupid? that one
definitely explains why i loudly yelled into my crushes car "MY PHYSICAL THERAPIST SAYS SEX AND MASTURBATION IS TOTALLY GOOD CARDIO" when he dropped me off today
#mochi rambles#mochi you useless lesbian#just#this crusty punk of indeterminate gender complete with battle vest#juggling a cane a hot pink backpack and this huge Halloween letterman jacket#loudly declaring THAT in front of god and all the neighbors#my voice cracked#it was goofy as shit#*and yet*#boy still laughed and looked at me with the kind of resigned fondness that said#yes THIS WIERDO is where i have laid my affections#god im gay#how dare he#but also considering how hot the lil sliver of tummy in question was........#i think my actions can be excused
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