#btw hot tip

[quicktimeeventfull]

also if u have sent me an ask recently i apologize that it is taking me 500 years to answer, i walked like six hours last saturday and regrettably have not yet regained basic brain function

[genikrispies]

when i’m thirsty it feels like how i feel when i’m alone

[mortiskiller]

Tipping Point: Bed Bound RP

An rambling audio about a feedee that tricks their feedee into a bed bound RP that becomes permanent.

Your feeder says let's RP you being bed bound for a month. After plying you with drugs and booze you come out of your daze after much longer than a month.

[creekfiend]

I fucking hate the veganism fights like all fights online have no nuance and are in super bad faith but man the veganism one is just... something else

I've never heard any vegans be like 'yeah I don't care about agricultural workers lol' and I've never heard anyone who thinks that animal products can be consumed ethically be like 'ha ha factory farm/slaughterhouse/meat packing plant employees can go die actually!'

I think. People who feel strongly about what we are eating in general do care about Pretty Much Everything

I'm friends with some vegans vegetarians and they're friends with me and like... it's. Fine. And not in a 'we Don't Talk About It' way at all!!!! In a like 'we can talk about food systems and what we would ideally like to be able to do within them'

I'm someone who tried to be vegetarian once and had to stop for health reasons. I'd love to be able to only eat animal products from small local farms who i trust to treat all their animals ethically but for health and money reasons can't rn. None of my friends who eat differently than me are mean about that? I don't know comma man it's just. I think we all care a lot about everything actually. Which is why everyone's so fucking mad lmao

This is a pointless post which is why no one can reblog it 🥲 I just feel like omfg the veganism fight has the BIGGEST STRAWMEN IN THE WORLD its like ... straw mechas

Actually that's a really good mental image. Strawmechas. Bad ass

[gregoftom]

leggy princeling in a skirt and thigh highs 😌 suggested by @ascandalinpink ty here you go! <3

full vers on my twitter | mastodon | ao3 | cohost.

[kkatastrophic]

I'M A BEGINNER ARTIST

I'M GOING BACK TO MY 2020 ROOTS TO REMIND ME THAT I AM NOT AS SHIT AS I USED TO BE!!!!!!!

I ALSO NEED TO FIND A PENCIL BECAUSE I MAKE TOO MANY MISTAKES IN PEN!!!

[bigmeandragonlady]

once in awhile ill think about the 'costco memberships are a rich people thing' and laugh b/c i can assure you they (upper middle class/rich) 'dont do costco'

[zephyrfuse]

bruh y'all we JUST got splatoon 1 servers back and then we got slapped in the face

anyway i hope nintendo rots forever <33333

[lazyfandombean]

Fun little sketch of the skelebros and Frisk that I made a few weeks ago and forgot about 😅 Happy holidays!! <3

[wetslug]

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[13eyond13]

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[dirtdragons]

I accidentally got my first androgel prescription for free cause the card machine wasn’t working and when I went to pick up my next refill they forgot to add on the charge lol

[un-monstre]

I think the worst thing my partner has ever done was try to come up with a gender-neutral replacement for “reverse cowgirl.” While actually inside my ass

[bobzora]

playing the sims sucks because 4 has way less depth than 3 but 3 runs like shit even with performance mods

[mildew-dread-mold]

i think my favourite bible story is cain and abel just bc everyone understands it so deeply regardless of religion. my friend kills his brother in a board game and i say “the cain instinct.” uproarious laughter. my friend draws a picture of a guy smashing a rock into another guy’s head (drawn in anime style), with the letters C and A written above them. the letters are the wrong way around. the entire group gets it immediately. uproarious laughter. my friend is killed in a game of mafia/werewolf. all eyes turn immediately to their sibling. we all know.

[coatlsreblogpit]

Amazing additions but when it comes to the wee little ones try to avoid anything sharp. No pencils or anything like that. I recommend glowsticks, gramcrackers, and temporary tattoos (for the toddlers+)!!! Stickers can be really cheesy and some parents worry abt it ending up stuck to a wall. Temp tattoos come off with water at least. You can never go wrong with a glowstick, especially if it's trick or treating at night, and gramcrackers are pretty allergy friendly!!!! Some religious people get weird abt temporary tattoos but if they're super cute and silly then it should be ok!!!!! Go for pumpkins, leaves, childrens cartoon characters, and cute scarecrows- avoid skeletons and ghosts if you can they can be too scary I'm serious!! Even the cartoony kind!! No dead stuff!!!! Too spooky!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have fun stay safe and have a teenager stash on the side. GUM AND JUICE BARRELS ARE SUPER POPULAR!!!!! yes those cheesy sugary plastic barrels. They treat that shit like crack.

Happy trick or treating everyone!!!

It's a holiday. For children. Give them the candy, or fuck off.