#almost lost me there!

[permanentreverie]

YOOO MY DEPRESSION GOT REAL BAD THERE LMAOOOOO

[3liza]

incredible to me that in the age of spending minimum $100 for groceries for one person every three weeks where i live, people are still online like "dairy is bad for you because it has a lot of calories". at this point im calculating calories per dollar at the grocery store and youre still stuck in "fat bad" mindset from 1980. you are an absurd person to me. laughable

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael can survive (almost) anything in FNAF

[keferon]

Drift’s “Dead end” design is my Roman Empire…

Like. His Crystal City look is great. His mtmte look is also great. And the Lost Light one too. But when I look at this specific design eh idk there’s something very special about it. It’s the way he was created by Cybertron if I’m not wrong. I love this colour scheme. It’s so calm and simple.

[shootingstarrfish]

shoutout to that one post about barbatos casually adopting powerful beings i couldnt stop thinking about it

[ancient-art-of-craft]

Quilter's Dilemma

A phenomenon I made up where you have a talent that takes so much time to produce something, that you can't sell it anymore. There's a market for handmade quilts, obviously, they're beautiful and warm and wonderful, but no one would be willing to pay the amount of money that is required to properly compensate the artist.

I don't quilt, but the raw materials to make a couple of pairs of mittens is $70 for some nice wool. But the hours required to make them is roughly two seasons of Criminal Minds, and some Doctor Who episodes with my family. Those are 45 minute episodes. Minimum wage in my state is around $11.

No one is willing to pay several hundred dollars for a couple of pairs of mittens, no matter how warm and detailed they are. Especially if I'm not a master knitter, which I'm not, and they're bound to have mistakes in them.

So we loop back around to giving them as gifts, and instead ask nothing in return.

If someone gives you something they handmade this Christmas, cherish it.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hrrrmmmmm.. I know it isn't halloween BUUT

more vampire/werewolf fiddlestan?? :}

Took me FORever to answer these, you guys don't even want to know the amount of asks I have that I really want to answer with full comics 😭🙏

Anywayy, sorry to keep you, @elishevart waiting for responses to your asks, when you've sent so many, so long ago!!

Comic time 🤞😋

I call this one: Second hand embarrassment and surprise guest: Continuity Error!! ❤️

Previous!!

First!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Out of sight, out of - wait.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[crafteeauthor]

The sex scene in the lost boys is actually funny to me because it's so abrupt and unrelated to where Michael's at in his Journey that you cannot convince me it was part of the original script. It's not ooc exactly but it feels like a producer or something saw David blowing smoke in Michael's face and such and was like "hey can we throw in a sex scene with Star just to remind the audience he's Heterosexual" and the creative team looked up from their writing going "we need to remind the audience of What"

[iwantmochisoup]

-october 2024 sketch dump-

[vinnymauro]

ten thirty-one we roam the streets in thirst for blood

tj mikelogan's halloween 2024 event day 7: vampires — the lost boys (1987)

[chloesimaginationthings]

I ADORE your design for Charlie. It’s so adorable!!!!!!

I’m so glad y’all loved her design!!

[caemidraws]

Last session notes

[mossy-cobble-slab]

Etho's "I dont know whats happening" strategy. AKA: I'm trying to kill you? That cant be true. We're friends. I'm just weak and confused.

It's not exactly a new trick for him, but in Life it's definitely more noticable in later seasons. Like in SL when the zombie army is chasing Joel, he keeps saying he doesn't know what's happening, why is Joel fighting him, Etho's on his side. It's super obvious, not intended to work, and Joel just keeps shooting him, but he still tries it. Even his whole "I'm going home everybody, I'm dying in my home" thing, while a great line, was sort of a lie. He was actually planning to make a stand with a homeground advantage, he just didnt make it there.

In the WL finale he uses this strat repeatedly on Gem and Joel. He kills Gem then says he had no idea the trap was there and it was an accident. Same when he sets another one off under them both. And when he attacks Joel just before Scott does, he runs away after Joel hits back saying oops he forgot they were teamed. They obviously don't believe him and he obviously doesn't intend them to, but for some reason they let him use the excuse to disengage every time.

It's also how he permakills Impulse. During the Joel teleporting everywhere incident, Etho runs through the group yelling "It's so confusing. I don't know what's happening (/lying)" and Impulse ignores him probably because what Etho's saying is pointless and distracting (intentionally) and he's focused on Joel. There's creepers around because Joel's placing them but Impulse doesn't notice that he isn't placing all of them. Etho is too. It doesnt occur to him that Etho's a threat, he doesnt worry about Etho moving behind him, and then he dies. From Impulse's pov it's a random and unlucky accident in a bunch of chaos, but really he wasn't paying attention to one of his enemies.

[ladyddanger]

thinking about the events of the dsmp hundreds of years later being just a bunch of stories.

In a village nestled between tall pines children play Manberg Vs Pogtopia, the names of nations and reasons for war long forgotten as they hit each other with sticks and tackle their friends to warm summer grass.

When their mothers tuck them in that night they tell them stories of a snowy wasteland, so ancient it still holds the scars of long wars forgotten. They tell them of the wasteland’s inhabitant, the greatest warrior this world has ever seen. His name is lost to history but warriors still pray to him on the eve of battle and tie ravens feathers in their hair in his honor.

If the children misbehaved that day their mothers tell them a different story, one of a masked man who steals bad children and drowns them in the sea.

There’s a crater a few miles east of the village in the middle of the marshlands up by a glittering ocean. The crater is so deep that you can throw rocks off the edge and never hear them hit the bottom. Legend says that once upon a time the goddess of death had a son who walked this earth and when he died in her rage and grief she tore into the city that once stood there with her bare hands and ripped it from the earth leaving nothing but a crater behind.

On long sunny evenings in the inns that dot the coastline bards tell stories of a cursed city of gold and glass buried in the heart of a desert where it snows. They whisper the city is full of riches but nobody who looks for it ever comes back.

On stormy nights the Bards tell a different story, a story of a town that sits over a slumbering god. Strange things happen there. Red vines sport up over night. If you listen closely, the people say you can hear them talk. Everyone there has red eyes and cold cold hands.

If you start at dawn and ride in the opposite direction of the carter you can reach the vault before nightfall. The locals claim it used to hold a faceless god guarded by a king but time has weathered the vault’s defenses and the towns children dare each other inside its walls, running though the tight passages.

An old fairytale says if you follow a small barely visible path from the doors of a vault beyond you’ll reach a forest full of trees so overgrown they block the sun. The fairytale says if you walk to the heart of the forrest there’s a prince sleeping there, nestled in the flowers and weeds. The fairytale says his true love and his knights are long dead. The fairytale says he dreams the whole world in existence. The fairytale says a lot of things but nobody really believes it.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

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