#all the girls are jealous

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Okay listen I know that canonically stiles is a walking disaster, and that if we put him in heels he’d be a walking catastrophe but it would be infinitely funnier if they actually made him walk better.

Like they are at a pack meeting and someone brings up the fact that the girls are always in heels even when fighting. So they make the guys try on the heels and Scott and Jackson are falling over, Issac is unstable, Boyd just stands their refusing to walk. Derek wouldn’t even put on the heels.

And stiles just struts around. First time in heels too.

It would be really funny.

[ravelqueen]

Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of

- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon

- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream

- lady he talked to for half an hour, once

Truly he is the "you know other people" meme

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 343

none of your fuckin business dude

[paperglader]

they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr

[genericpuff]

lore olympus' brand of feminism is like if the credits for Mean Girls immediately rolled credits after the line "and that's how Regina George died"

[bixels]

Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 

Sparity.

[itsallaboutbl]

We can have dinner anytime. But now... I want to have you first.

[serial-unaliver]

ok let me explain something- if you aren't 'naturally skinny'* then you objectively cannot stay underweight and lose more weight without a diet that becomes more and more restrictive. the lower a human's weight, the harder it becomes to lose weight, you have to push your body past its limits. if anyone's ~weight loss journey~ is "underweight and loses more weight every week" that's actually called anorexia and it will either kill you or permanently damage your insides. we have reached mainstream body positivity for anorexia and if you call it out you're considered jealous or told you're body shaming skinny people LOL. it's actually the girls supporting eating disorders who are jealous btw. you are fucking seething because you can't commit to that life (which is a good thing actually) so you project your own insecurities onto others ❤️ have a good day

*imo it's debatable whether or not "naturally skinny" is a thing outside specific medical conditions and/or medication influencing weight. I don't know a single "naturally skinny" person that isn't unintentionally in a calorie deficit--you can do this with large meals btw. there's a guy on tiktok who is super underweight and trying to gain weight and if you calorie count the fast food he binges on HE IS STILL IN A CALORIE DEFICIT because weight loss and gain is about calories and not quantity of or nutrients of food. there are a lot of reasons why someone can be in a calorie deficit unknowingly--it can be as simple as they just don't get the same pleasure reaction to food other people do so eating feels more like a chore. some people literally just enjoy food more than others.

[buttercupshands]

Siffrin in a Stardust Cookie event outfit because the name speaks for itself now if you excuse me, I need to sleep

[eddiediaaz]

if tommy is in season 8 he better not only be buck's boyfriend but also eddie's friend!!! i hope they don't forget that!! maybe eddie got buff doing muay thai with tommy, mmhmm???

[skylessknights]

Sydney + her reactions to Claire

"I just need your focus like you need mine. I-I don’t want to share it. I’m sorry.”

[myfairstarlight]

In hindsight, Colin was being so dramatic here and for what, you're at a ball my guy, ask for her next dance??? He'll really do anything but sign Penelope's dance card I swear

*ahum* anyway, more serious ramblings under the cut :)

Ok so on my first watch, I did wonder why he didn't fight back a little, by asking for her next dance or calling on her the next day, but the answer was so blatant. That's his point of view when he sees Penelope and Debling dancing:

She's smiling. She's happy. And Colin said it himself, he wishes very much for her happiness, and in that moment? He thinks she's found it. After all, earlier she did say she found Debling attractive, and she was excited at the idea of him courting her! Who is Colin to deny her that joy?

He's a sensitive man, not really a fighter, the whole time he is thinking about her feelings, even if that means denying his own. That's why he was tongue-tied under that willow tree and letting her lead the conversation, that is why he respects her wishes and keeps a distance although it's killing him to not seek her out at every social assembly, and that's why in that moment, he lets her go.

But fortunately Violet will remind him that being a little selfish is not so bad either.

[shima-draws]

Finally got new glasses (lenses AND frames!) bc I broke my old pair lol

Thing is I had my old pair for. I don’t even know how long. 5 years maybe? Either way I was long overdue for an upgrade to my prescription and holy SHIT when I tell you my jaw dropped when I put my new pair on. You people see like this? Crystal clear? Every day? You can read signs from really far away? And not have to squint?

When I was driving home today I could see all the way to the mountains I could literally see all the little details of the snow and the trees and I was like YO DUDEEE this is INSANE. People with 20/20 vision you have no idea how good you have it I cannot believe people can see that clearly normally

[antiqua-lugar]

I'm so tired of people playing Sorcerers and getting upset when Gale clarifies they needed someone studied in magic and being like "But I am sooo much better than a wizard, I was born with it!"

Girl, you might be *check notes* magic incarnate but that means absolutely nothing when he is looking for an academic

"But I was born good at magic!"

Okay, and I was born a native Italian speaker, however if an academic asked me if I have studied Italian I would have to say no, because academically I have not. I don't know a single italian linguist. I don't know how we went from indio european to latin to Italian. I don't even know why sardo is a language and bergamasco is a dialect. I forgot all the grammar I had to learn. Sometimes I talk to Tuscans and I do not understand them. it's almost like those are two entirely different things

[foreverurs222]

talking directly to the camera about Georg supposedly losing his virginity 2 months ago just to mess with him and make a big deal out of a made up story - Tom, 2009

[bumblydumbly]

insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him