#all the girls are jealous
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Okay listen I know that canonically stiles is a walking disaster, and that if we put him in heels he’d be a walking catastrophe but it would be infinitely funnier if they actually made him walk better.
Like they are at a pack meeting and someone brings up the fact that the girls are always in heels even when fighting. So they make the guys try on the heels and Scott and Jackson are falling over, Issac is unstable, Boyd just stands their refusing to walk. Derek wouldn’t even put on the heels.
And stiles just struts around. First time in heels too.
It would be really funny.
#stiles stilinski#I know that this is totally not what happens#but Claudia Stilinski did not raise a bitch boy#his mothers spirit and badness would take over him and he would walk better than any of the girls#all the girls are jealous#sterek
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Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of
- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon
- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream
- lady he talked to for half an hour, once
Truly he is the "you know other people" meme
#i mean he was also catty to georgie but at least that's his ex gf#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#so so unhinged#i know people mostly love to coo over him bc they have self-esteem issues and social anxiety too#i simo over him for being a jealous petty argumentative passive aggressive bitch with oh so many issues#truly the character of all time#WHEN JON TALKED WITH HELEN HE'S BEEN BARELY NICE TO MARTIN AND ALSO ACCUSED YOU OF MURDER??#are you OK Martin???#i know it ended to working out but please have better taste girl
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day 343
none of your fuckin business dude
#day 343#year 4#sollux captor#karkat vantas#kanaya maryam#aradia and terezi in the bg but im not gonna bother actually tagging them for this one just to avoid spamming their tags#homestuck#anyway sollux being invited to girls night is honestly less of a gender thing and more of a All The Girls Just Kinda Think Hes Neat thing#but its also a little bit of a gender thing#regardless he has determined karkat isnt ready for that conversation yet#whatever karkats literally just jealous anyway
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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lore olympus' brand of feminism is like if the credits for Mean Girls immediately rolled credits after the line "and that's how Regina George died"
#no fr the movie that is literally called MEAN GIRLS is more sympathetic to all the girls by the end#all of them get their happy ending regardless of the audience's feelings towards them#many of them aren't friends anymore but it's shown as a GOOD thing because now they're being their best selves#you're telling me mean girls was mature enough to give a happy ending to queen bee regina george#but the 'happy ending' in LO was that all the girls who were ever mean to persephone were stomped under her heel#and now she's the rich queen and they're all lower class delusional losers who are just soooo jealous they can't have what she has#give me a break fr#lore olympus critical#anti lore olympus#lo critical
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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 
Sparity.
#magicalgrimm#ask me#there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful#where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her#so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again#and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl#it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment#actual textbook groomer behavior#and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her#but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack#it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship#I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids#but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome#especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’
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We can have dinner anytime. But now... I want to have you first.
#sunset x vibes#sunset x vibes the series#sunsetxvibesedit#sam x yo#samyo#tenon teachapat#pete wacharanon#lextag#userspicy#mjtag#userbon#uservid#userrlana#userpharawee#userrlaura#userdragonz#userjap#thai bl#mygifs*#mine**#is anyone even watching this show for the main couple? hahahahah for me it's only these two and the girls ❤#also thank you Pete for grabbing on to that chest like that (two last gifs) we're all jealous
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ok let me explain something- if you aren't 'naturally skinny'* then you objectively cannot stay underweight and lose more weight without a diet that becomes more and more restrictive. the lower a human's weight, the harder it becomes to lose weight, you have to push your body past its limits. if anyone's ~weight loss journey~ is "underweight and loses more weight every week" that's actually called anorexia and it will either kill you or permanently damage your insides. we have reached mainstream body positivity for anorexia and if you call it out you're considered jealous or told you're body shaming skinny people LOL. it's actually the girls supporting eating disorders who are jealous btw. you are fucking seething because you can't commit to that life (which is a good thing actually) so you project your own insecurities onto others ❤️ have a good day
*imo it's debatable whether or not "naturally skinny" is a thing outside specific medical conditions and/or medication influencing weight. I don't know a single "naturally skinny" person that isn't unintentionally in a calorie deficit--you can do this with large meals btw. there's a guy on tiktok who is super underweight and trying to gain weight and if you calorie count the fast food he binges on HE IS STILL IN A CALORIE DEFICIT because weight loss and gain is about calories and not quantity of or nutrients of food. there are a lot of reasons why someone can be in a calorie deficit unknowingly--it can be as simple as they just don't get the same pleasure reaction to food other people do so eating feels more like a chore. some people literally just enjoy food more than others.
#ed tw#can you tell I just got off tiktok#I don't even engage with these videos btw so i'm convinced the app just hates me#& coquette girls who call me jealous go look in my 'self' tag so you can be jealous of me instead❤️#what if we all killed ourselves
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Siffrin in a Stardust Cookie event outfit because the name speaks for itself now if you excuse me, I need to sleep
#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#isat siffrin#isat#isat fanart#siffrin#in stars and time#stardust cookie#because ref is up there!!#I didn't know he has an outfit like that when I first checked that he exists#after getting another outfit and thinking “Siffrin coded!!” without looking at the name#and them proceeding to laugh about it#Siffrin coded Stardust cookie truly beautiful#it's past 4 am I NEED TO SLEEP#but I also wanted to finish this thing#so now I feel like me feeling tired is multiplying at rapid speed#look at him so majestic so beautiful#Loop might be jealous#but I play dress-up with Siffrin for now their turn is not on#i'm sleepy now#anyway good timezone to you all too#Also look at that ponytail#I hate it because I don't know if it would suit him or not#But Stardust Cookie has it SO it's a long haired Siffrin now#He looks like he did a magical girl transformation...#Just imagine
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if tommy is in season 8 he better not only be buck's boyfriend but also eddie's friend!!! i hope they don't forget that!! maybe eddie got buff doing muay thai with tommy, mmhmm???
#but also? bitchy jealous eddie could cure me#something like he doesn't even understand why he's jealous because he likes tommy???#anyway i'm really excited for season 8#i am praying and twisting all my fingers and toes that the fandom behave (i don't have high hopes but a girl can dream)#911 abc#alie shut up
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Sydney + her reactions to Claire
"I just need your focus like you need mine. I-I don’t want to share it. I’m sorry.”
#don't tell me we didn't get a jealous arc with Sydney because we did!!#now I need to see a jealous Carmy in season 3 to pay for all the emotional damage he did to my girl this season!!#sydney x carmy#carmen x sydney#carmen berzatto#sydney adamu#claire#ayo edebiri#jeremy allen white#the bear#the bear fx#the bear hulu#the bear spoilers#the bear season 2#thebearedit
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In hindsight, Colin was being so dramatic here and for what, you're at a ball my guy, ask for her next dance??? He'll really do anything but sign Penelope's dance card I swear
*ahum* anyway, more serious ramblings under the cut :)
Ok so on my first watch, I did wonder why he didn't fight back a little, by asking for her next dance or calling on her the next day, but the answer was so blatant. That's his point of view when he sees Penelope and Debling dancing:
She's smiling. She's happy. And Colin said it himself, he wishes very much for her happiness, and in that moment? He thinks she's found it. After all, earlier she did say she found Debling attractive, and she was excited at the idea of him courting her! Who is Colin to deny her that joy?
He's a sensitive man, not really a fighter, the whole time he is thinking about her feelings, even if that means denying his own. That's why he was tongue-tied under that willow tree and letting her lead the conversation, that is why he respects her wishes and keeps a distance although it's killing him to not seek her out at every social assembly, and that's why in that moment, he lets her go.
But fortunately Violet will remind him that being a little selfish is not so bad either.
#all affectionate ofc <3#he really saw his girl dance with another and was like GUESS I'LL DIE ALONE#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#jealous colin#polin#rewatch tag#star.txt
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Finally got new glasses (lenses AND frames!) bc I broke my old pair lol
Thing is I had my old pair for. I don’t even know how long. 5 years maybe? Either way I was long overdue for an upgrade to my prescription and holy SHIT when I tell you my jaw dropped when I put my new pair on. You people see like this? Crystal clear? Every day? You can read signs from really far away? And not have to squint?
When I was driving home today I could see all the way to the mountains I could literally see all the little details of the snow and the trees and I was like YO DUDEEE this is INSANE. People with 20/20 vision you have no idea how good you have it I cannot believe people can see that clearly normally
#Shima speaks#When I tell you I am blind as a bat without my glasses!#I am Velma Dinkley levels of blind!!#I took that eyesight test at the doctors office and I couldn’t even read the top row. The TOP ROW#My doctor kept making the letters bigger and I was like no matter how big you make them I will NOT be able to make them out. Period. LMAO#And every year my sight just gets worse#So yeah my old glasses…..they were definitely outdated…#I can see so clearly. People without vision problems I am SO jealous of you what the fuck#That includes my sister bc for SOME reason my entire immediate family all has shit eyesight except for her. She’s got almost 20/20 vision.#Girl give me your GENES that is NOT fair#I can see clearly now the rain has gone……
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I'm so tired of people playing Sorcerers and getting upset when Gale clarifies they needed someone studied in magic and being like "But I am sooo much better than a wizard, I was born with it!"
Girl, you might be *check notes* magic incarnate but that means absolutely nothing when he is looking for an academic
"But I was born good at magic!"
Okay, and I was born a native Italian speaker, however if an academic asked me if I have studied Italian I would have to say no, because academically I have not. I don't know a single italian linguist. I don't know how we went from indio european to latin to Italian. I don't even know why sardo is a language and bergamasco is a dialect. I forgot all the grammar I had to learn. Sometimes I talk to Tuscans and I do not understand them. it's almost like those are two entirely different things
#bg3#gale#l also play sorcerers btw. I love them#I like that they can be arrogant dicks#but it's entirely on THEM not on gale asking if you are a fellow magic academic#also like you are born talented. that is not going anywhere without putting some effort in#also like gale is a former Chosen of Mystra. with all due respect who are you#i know some people just have no idea of what it is to study things academically but like#imagine if he was asking about english lit and you went 'but i am english' okay buddy so i was thinking about a structuralist reading of ac#bg3 fandom critical#this is a minor thing but it keeps getting on my nerves#but I can get all the jokes in boris effortlessy! okay you still are not going to the academia della crusca any day soon#chiedo scusa a tutti i toscani#also people saying he is jealous...girl of what. but that's a different post. (no but seriously)
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talking directly to the camera about Georg supposedly losing his virginity 2 months ago just to mess with him and make a big deal out of a made up story - Tom, 2009
#sometimes I wonder if Tom was insecure about these things?#he teased Georg all the time about not getting girls#but in his book Bill said Georg had the most girls out of all of them back in the day#I guess he was just jealous or something#hmmm whatever#tom kaulitz#tokio hotel#tokiohotel#georg listing#humanoid#bill kaulitz
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insane how people act like charles is ‘the jealous one’ like edwin didnt spend the whole first episode screaming crying throwing up every time charles looked at crystal and not him
#obv its deeper than that#like after 30 years of almost always taking edwins side on everything#he suddenly leaves WITH SOME RANDOM GIRL while saying he has a poor attitude and hes like? do i? yeah bc the living suck right? right?#and he decides to stay annoyed when they come back bc he LEFT him ugh. for a GIRL. like they’re actually still teens in school#so he really really hopes this is a passing fancy. like a pet or something. a wounded bird that we CANNOT KEEP#and when charles points out that it is in fact jealousy (which by charles time is not at all couple exclusive) it literally takes him aback.#bro said ‘jealous?’ so breathlessly like cmon. but b4 he could let that sink in crystal wakes up so he lets it go#probably had a whole internal convo where he reconciled being able to be friend-jealous and then kicked it up. like really up#‘maybe its your outfit’ and ‘also we are punishing you’ and ‘are you ready to talk to her shoes’#‘you spoke to a demon in this friendly malt shop’ and ‘oh you love this dont you’ and ‘saved you one time and now you wont leave either’#like yes he IS jealous and yes he WILL make it everyone’s problem on purpose#do i even have to pull out ‘of course you fell for a living girl’ (looks at him through his lashes) help him#90 percent of these are from the FIRST EPISODE okay#episode 1 edwin is THE cattiest bitch so it tracks that the cat king wants him#point is they are both insanely jealous ok#dbda#dead boy detectives#payneland#paineland#bumblysdumbly
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