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Dandadan | Ep19 | I can’t let a lady be all by herself this late at night! Let’s hurry on home. Boy, it’s cold. “Since it’s cold…”

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kazurei truther rise up

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kazurei truther rise up

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I can't describe how much I love them

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maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

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maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10

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Okay, America, you can have Tumblr back now

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JUSTICE PREVAILS THANK ALMIGHTY GOD

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Mark my words, Spain was sabotaged for that protest pause at the beginning.

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EBU: you cannot say “Kant”

Malta: okay, well just moan in a super horny way that’s even worse than saying “Kant”

Malicious compliance, gotta love it. Now that’s a diva!

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*Person smearing 'grease' on Armenia*

Other person: erm, how does this add to the performance?

First person: shut up

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daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

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"Keep it straight, said no one ever at Eurovision"

And yet they banned the pride flags 😬

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My favorite song is the people booing Israel😌

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the fucking hero that sneaked the palestine flag in 👏🫡

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today i watched mickey 17 and discovered my unhinged teenage obsession with rob pattison is alive and well