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thermodynamic-comedian · 11 months ago

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ok so. gwen DEFINITELY went to a private school. but i also feel like lena went to a public school. and that almost summarizes the core difference between them

#alice making a joke about how gwen must've been excluded from all the cool rich girl groups in school #and that's why she's Like That #meanwhile lena's standing ominously in the corner #thinking about every physical altercation she was involved in as a kid #me writing this post knowing damn well im finnish and dont know what the fuck private schools are or how they function #all i know is. theyre for rich people #which gwen is and lena isn't. so.#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp headcanons #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #lena kelley

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yuwuta · 8 months ago

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gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact.

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared.

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date

#anonymous #he's like donna from suits but worse because he's like if harvey were donna LOL #i have soooooo much to say about him #he doesn't really Have to work he's a nepotism baby supreme #but he met you maybe in undergrad? and he's been obsessed w you since #he knows youre a workaholic so he's dutifully sat by your side all these years through college through grad/professional school #and when you told him you got to hire your own assistant he was the very first applicant #because getting paid to spend his days with you and take care of you? he was already doing that for free might as well make it official #everyone in the office knows satoru loves you except you honestly #he probably has his own masters/JD but elects to be your assistant anyway bc that's so much more fun #what he Really wants to be a househusband but first he's gotta ask you out and propose and all that good stuff (cue him rolling his eyes #and going on about formalities and boring systems and blah blah blah)#also in the office au in my head: nanami (also senior partner) higuruma ofc <3 beloved (managing partner) and TOJI!#WALK WITH ME!#its honestly probably satoru's influence that gets toji into law... as someone who so feverently broke it in the past #idk maybe there's a megumi situation that makes gojo be like yk if ur this good at skirting/breaking the law youd probably be half decent #at enforcing it... or at least helping other people get around it too #and so lawyer toji is born #does he screw around w the rich people who r stupid w their money? absolutely #but you nanami and higuruma just let it be bc he brings in those settlements better than anybody else....#hmmm... i kinda wanna make megumi somebody's associate but also..... yuuta.....#i think i just like sticking yuuta in a tie if im being real #but anyway... satoru is your Work Husband and everyone knows he wants to be your real husband #but they just let it slide bc rumour has it even tho hes just a secretary hes got equity in the firm?? and besides that his heart eyes give #away his hopeless devotion from a mile away #the day you actually start seeing somebody outside of work... oh theyre in for Trouble #satoru x reader #him dragging you out of ur office late at night and u protesting so he just. puts u over his shoulder #and ur telling him to let u down but he's insisting u go home and then nanami pops out of his office #and ur like wait nanami this isnt what it looks like but he's so dead in the eyes when he just sighs

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thegreatimpersonator · 5 months ago

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its genuinely so crazy how far up taylor’s ass some of you are. even a colonoscopy can’t get you out.

#‘i believe she’s doing the best she can for this election’ and that’s nothing? bc she’s doing nothing- in fact she’s making it worse #‘she’s also gonna be affected by this election bc she’s a women’ actually she’s not at all she has enough money to avoid any issues #‘taylor has a diverse group of friends’ WHERE you mean a bunch of rich majority white people?? hello?#yall genuinely are so delusional and ignorant like my god #‘i’m focusing on what i can do for the upcoming election’ you mean blogging and projecting emotions onto taylor and travis #writing fanfic live and ignoring how they’re silence contributes to mass ignorance #and weirdly talking about their sex life and just overall being a huge fucking weirdo with no respect or boundaries #‘well i think they stayed in tonight bc he’s flying him tomorrow bc he has practice’#WHY DO YOU KNOW HE HAS PRACTICE WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT THEYRE DOING RN OMFG #tp

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pieflavorpie · 7 months ago

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So Alice being standoffish and generally rather rude towards Celia cause she's essentially a jealous ex is cute n ok

But Sam being annoyed and exhausted [& therefore rude] when his ex [who is implied to have a history of using slightly-less-moral methods to try and get him to stop chasing his obsessions] was once again seemingly using less-than-moral methods (lying) to once again stop him from chasing after his obsession is just rude and 'I can't defend you for this one'. Bro.

#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #samama khalid #alice dyer #i love both but there does seem to be a little bit of double standard #also Sam has never denied the existance of The Horrors. Hes submittibg to the idea that the cases are real.#he laughed at Gwen cause the usually stoic and slightly up-her-own-arse Gwen Bouchard was crying over a joke character #i bet if you turned to the most “the answers are out there” conspiracy theorist and started crying to them that Mr Blobby had killed people #they probably wouldnt believe u either lets be real #laughing was a dick move but it was also probably a shock reaction #and lets not forget ALICE invited him and his curious ass to the OIAR in the first place.#“i know you love mysteries and i invited you to the home of unopened boxes but just look through the keyhole and throw the box away”#theyre all imperfect but for some reason Sam is treated as More Imperfect than the rest.#and the fuck he aint #+ celia is only really using Sam for her own gain. we have no proof she actually likes him that way #+ lena is constantly rude to her employees #+Gwen is 80% workaholic and 20% kissing rich peoples arse #the only people i cant really fault is Teddy and Colin because we havent seen much of them at all

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lollytea · 1 year ago

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The Blight family are so interesting IN THEORY. In execution they are....😬

#i dont mean that like. theyre flawed characters #i LOVE flawed characters. nothing i love more than seeing some messy toxic bitches do messy toxic bitch things #i love the exploration of unhealthy family dynamics #i love the trope of a rich shiny perfect family who are secretly fucked up and miserable #i love the kind of characters that environment creates #whether it be gaslighting gatekeeping girlbossing assholes #or people who are desperately trying to be good. or to break away from the role theyve been forced into #or people who are in a little more of a grey area. people who have a good side and a shitty side #its all fun and interesting #the problem with the blights is their characterization is just so....clunky. sloppy. not very good #alador amity and the twins all suffer from inconsistent writing #alador is a complex case to delve into. and you dont wanna listen to me dissecting him #so ill just say that he could have been handled better #ironically Odalia is the most consistently written character of them all #shes very surface level evil. shes not very interesting #I enjoy Odalia. I think she's funny in just how unapologetically shitty she is #and her VA gives such an entertaining performance #but she is like. Hollow. There is nothing going on with her other than abusive mom and capitalist #but by god at least she knows what shes about

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storywestistrash · 5 months ago

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i am actually so tired of the way westerners treat eastern europeans

#fair warning for. a very very long ramble and rant in the tags. apologies #westerner or russian. no other option #westerner because the only thought they ever have is 'but they had universal housing so if you oppose ussr you oppose that'#(which is stupid becuse you can believe in that WITHOUT WANTING LIKE 6 COUNTRIES TO BE FORCED TO BE RULED OVER BY RUSSIA)#(SORRY FOR WANTING TO LIVE IN MY COUNTRY WITH MY HISTORY AND MY CULTURE AND NOT RUSSIA!!) (poland was a sattelite state but GOD)#or russian because they have a victim complex and are convinced that they deserve to rule over the entire damn world #'well you had universal housing so you had it easy' right yeah. okay. forget about like. everything else that happened #to eastern europeans during that time #forget about the things that are STILL issues all these years later not only in poland but like the more eastern countries too #its not about. the fact that the houses 'didnt have 3 bedrooms and a jacuzzi' in them. you DUMB SACK OF SHIT #god sorry. sorry. i also know so very little but like god damn i fucking live here. i didnt sit thru all that modern history #for some dumbfuck to say that 'ohhh only rich and american middle class people are happy the ussr was dissolved'#'oooh the dissolving of the ussr was illegal and the countries within it actually liked being there'#im just so fucking tired man i need to. i need to start killing people #and this is all not to mention that theyll say this stupid shit and then deny eastern europeans the things they actually did that were good #FUCK french people for trying to claim maria skłodowska. fuck americans for trying to claim the witcher as their own fantasy world #fuck the way the west is allowed to claim and destroy eastern european culture without any consequence because we dont matter enough #vaguely related but ill throw this in here since anyone finding it is unlikely and im scared of having this opinion #i think one underappreciated aspect of DE (which might be underappreciated because its not actually there and im stupid)#is that its pro-communist while still also giving some criticism to how it was handled and acknowledging that its still not perfect #which makes the writers much better communists than any self-proclaimed one ive ever met in my life who just worships the idea #perhaps its because the writers of the game were not white upper middle-class americans living in the suburbs. among other things #idk de is a game for people far smarter than me and i only played it once and im sure anyone who played it well can clock me as a bad perso #horrible horrible person even which is why im scared of mentioning it. but its an interesting thing. to me #the main thing is that im just not. im not far left enough i suppose. i agree communism in theory is a great idea. as far as i know it #(which isnt very far)#but chances of implementing it correctly in a way that doesnt take away from peoples happiness in other areas is. low. very low #i wrote a short essay about how utopias are inherently contradictory ideas once it wasnt very deep or good but like #you cant have universal happiness without restricting certain freedoms. and when those freedoms are resticted not everyone #will be happy. and then theyre unhappy they will have to be somehow removed or ignored

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9990zara · 4 months ago

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thinking about. narukami arashi. in all her messy self. augh...

#i love her sm and its like way beyond the queen girlboss thing #i have yet to read much of her in the !! stories cuz im catching up slowly but #at least in what ive read so far. shes such a wonderful character. full of duality #shes caring shes distant shes cute and dainty she could beat your ass shes confident shes insecure shes collected shes impulsive #she wants to be loved and love as well but she knows it's painful to chase after someone... to lose people... its painful and scary...#i love how she insists on being there for mika bc she already lost someone to her self centeredness. she will reach out.#she will not allow herself to miss her friends' pain again #but also she keeps her distance... leo had to literally shake her pain out of her...#in ! even though eeeveryone is mean and transphobic she keeps smiling and doesnt push the issue #even tho it hurts her sm to be constantly invalidated...#(yes ik its a good bit of retcon shut up)#even though shes so confident in herself. she still cowers at the thought of being rejected and ostricized.#tbh i love knights in general. the overarching theme of “individualists”#but theyre all just. deeply lonely and unloved people #theyre sticking close and playing family but theyre all terrified deep down its all a house of cards...#i need to read the model trio lookback. i need little nacchan and the birth of her insane crush on the teacher guy.#(also tbh i stand by nacchan being thw most normal knights member. even her crush is Just Girlhood Things)#(like cmon who didnt know a girl who had a delusional crush on someone older. i knew like 10 girls like that #its only the child model part that makes her unusual. between a rich nobleson a yandere tsundere model #a genious lunatic composer a vampire chuunibyou guy and a child model tgirl. whos the most normal)#enstars #arashi narukami

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uselessdancedata · 9 months ago

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maybe this is just me being a skeptic but i really hate how social media-oriented yagp has been getting in recent years. it's my fault for always clicking on their story but damn

#i just really hate ads #i hate the corporatisation of creativity #all the constant posts about “check out this dancer! on our youtube! link here!” are slowly driving me insane #we get it you found out you can monetise ballet easily because all the copyright holders are long dead #theres nothing morally wrong with this i think its just a pet peeve #also the challenges #like is there anything wrong with them? no. but they are so reminiscent of mainstream child-oriented clickbait titles of youtubers #not to hold ballet in a higher regard than any other dance style or anything #but it does feel so wrong to condense such a history-rich art form into a social media challenge #i know its not that deep and theyre probably fun for some people and its easy content to make #but ultimately it's all for the money so. supreme ick

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rxttenfish · 4 months ago

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god the reddening was a book that i wanted to like so bad. and yet. and yet.

#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#me sitting here like. oh. oh thats kinda. hmmmmm.#its like. advanced british racism you know.#like its JUST plausible enough that im not wholly sure if i can call it racism #especially because its all fucking white people #but at the same time im sitting here like. it has. all the bells and whistles OF racism #and sure! you could be using aboriginal in its other definition! thats probably the case!#but its also SUCH a specific word to pick there #also books that made me lose my MIND at one of the last ''big reveals''#books that made me shout ''WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS FUCKING WEED''#theres a free audiobook on youtube but im. not sure. i would recommend it.#fucking. weed. marijuana. thats the big illegal grow operation that theyre getting stupid rich on.#buddy idk how to tell you no one wants your stupid british weed

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the-pea-and-the-sun · 2 months ago

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WHY R PEOPLE SO MEAN

#experiencing bullying for the first time at age 21 in college #i was walking home and on the phone w my ma an some girl behind me headed me off and yelled at me bcz i was walking too slow #like girl i did not know u were there !! u could have asked me to move !!#im sick of this place an these people !!#i met some rly nice pplon the train who were from a less prestigious college that i wanted to go to but didnt get in an they were SO NICE #i couldnt believe it. an i thought it was maybe just me but even they said that most ppl they met from the school im at were kinda rude #and stuck up an i was kinda the exception an they were like sry if that was rude! but i was like NO UR RIGHT !! THEYRE NOT NICE #i probably shouldve gone to a four year community college all the ppl ive met here outside of the foster program have been kinda #stuck up an mean. i think i simply cannot get along with rich people 👍#this school is too prestigious for me i gotta get outta here #AW WELL at least now i wont die wondering what it wouldve been like to go to a big fancy school. i now know that its mid #its fine actually its been kinda fun ina lot of ways #and i can always drop out once my lease is up 👍#vent /

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springcatalyst · 3 months ago

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thinking oc thoughts. everything comes back to milo being a storyteller

#AUCH I LOVE HIM #just vaguely kind of worldbuilding about fauns and their gods #and im real specific about how they do things but what im doing now is i think they have these like #annual celebrations of certain ones in which they have some Story play out #in a very theatrical/dancelike qay #way**. its not a Dance but its not NOT a dance. u understand #but the story being told is more like a play but its also worldless and also theres a visual element of some kind #bcause in almost everything they do they Paint. theyve got the center of town that is paved in limestone purely so they can paint it #during things like festivals and weddings #and so theyve got this dance play performance art Thing they do every year as a method of storytelling #in which usually multiple people embody a god and enact the story #and surprisingly enough i was NOT making this with milo in mind but then. well baby #no way he WOULDNT have done this. he is a storyteller at heart #BUT then im thinking. who???#the big one is the sun but hes not a ewe so he couldnt do that. natakala wouldnt celebrate the moons so they arent an option #the mountain is a wether and theyre the other big one #the rest are more minor... natakala isnt close enough to the sea to really celebrate them and either way the sea is once again a wether #the rivers a ewe. the ONLY one he could play would be the storm. which they MAY celebrate but ultimately #hes just not as major as the sun moons or mountain #BUT. i think milo could definitely connect with something there. i havent developed the story of the storm quite as much but #something in the labile nature of it and the ruin and the almost futility and cyclical nature of it. i think he could feel that #without really acknowledging why #OUGH. i am IN love with him if u didnt know #i have by FAR the most lore and worldbuilding stuff for fauns out of any species and its because theyre FASCINATING #and so specific. and also because i get real weird with it to make milo the way he is #nightlings have a good amount of physiological stuff but ultimately that doesnt come thru much in the actual story cause.#why would it. its all just background information #but fauns culture is so rich and theres still So Much More i need finish fleshing out. but I Love It #im juust starting to get there with nightlings #humans are hobbling somewhere behind and i got like Nothin on ipotanes or satyrs or merfolk. its kind of tragic but. alas

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x1uizy · 3 months ago

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f4 x 3form x pentor x zai is THEE lineup and we're genuinely sooo close to getting it if only that man's fans let would leave us aloneee

#im not even against paid votes. like at all #like these shows need to make money plus the group is better off having fans with a track record of spending money but like.#i hate how rich fans are always decoupled from the opinions of the masses. like zjj is literally lyt part two #when she was like no.1 or 2 all of a sudden with no exceptional talents and no interesting screentime i swear it just makes people dislike #that contestant even more #im sure 3form have some rich fans but no one motices bc theyre also widely liked and popular. its very diff if its someone no one knows.#anyways i need zai fans tl get their money up this is so serious #starlight boys

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skitskatdacat63 · 4 months ago

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I love ye olde nicknames where it's either something genuinely cool like "The Universal Spider" or "The Last Knight" or "Heart of Steel," but there's an equal or even greater amount of boring ass ones like "Jakob the Rich" or "Philip the Handsome", like damn did you even try?

#okay tbf the spider guy was also called 'the prudent' and 'the cunning'#but the fact he was such a scheming asshole that he got called a spider is so good #the book i was reading called him the spider king 😭😭#i mean. fair. that guy was an asshole #its funny cause theyre all pretty straightforwardly descriptive #like you can infer a lot abt the people based on that #but 'jakob the rich' killed me. like you KNOW you gotta be rich if that's the thing they chose to describe you #<- his networth was apparently $400 billion by todays standards so #'the rich' you shall be sir!#okay but philip the handsome makes me die every time i think abt him #i was in vienna looking at a portait of his father my boy kaiser max aka the last knight #and it said smth like 'vater des philip de schone' (i cant remember dont bully me)#im like wow! the Handsome! this gut must be pretty handsome #ugliest man ive ever seen.#but in the history book i was reading in his section they kept saying how much of a ladies man he was #ik its true but man. it does not track even remotely by modern standards 😭😭😭#ahhhhh anyways history is the only thing making me happy rn so #hope anyone can appreciate these silly little anecdotes #i am having a lot of fun w this book i kinda wish i took notes #catie.rambling.txt

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quartermoonconvergence · 2 years ago

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gotta be honest here if u rationalise max’s parent characterisation as “indians who don’t know english” i do not want u here

#like. do 200000+ of english speaking indians mean nothing to you #like. it isnt a first language. its only there for christians #in india btw. like a lot of ppl in goa learn english as THIER FIRST LANGUAGE BECAUSE THEY ARE CHRISTIANS #NOT EVEN COUNTING SOUTH INDIANS AND NORTHEASTERN INDIANS USING ENGLISH MORE AS A BRIDGE LANGUAGE #A LOT OF INDIANS DONT KNOW HINDI BECAUSE IT ISNT THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE #ITS LIKE. 45% OF THE DAMN COUNTRY #PLUS. THEY ARE IMMIGRANTS. IMMIGRANTS. YOU KNOW. PEOPLE WHO WILL ATLEAST HAVE SOME IDEA OF ENGLISH #THEYRE RICH ENOUGH TO IMMIGRATE TO A NEW COUNTRY IN MOST LIKELY 2004 BASED ON MAX’S AGE. ITS VERY LIKELY MAX’S PARENTS KNOW ENGLISH THAN #THEY DONT.#DUDE. THEYD KNOW WHAT ALLERGIES ARE. THEY GAVE BIRTH. MOST PARENTS INTERNATIONALLY KNOW IT IN ENG #im sorry im rly mad abt this i saw the worst post ever recently and it’s rly odd how performative this fandom gets #like ok. let’s just call immigrants uneducated on english and perpetuate stereotypes that cause hatecrimes i guess!! we just ended racism!!#dadvid still isnt ok btw guys /s #like atp ure just a performative and ignorant person. like.#max parents hcs are a particular litmus test if a person is a performative white activist or not #im sorry for all of this in the tags but i was seething abt this a little since. well. uhm. yknow.#camp camp #cc max

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lohstandfound · 6 months ago

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thinking about shakespeare x bmc

#lohst.txt #royal pains x macbeth #popular polycule as the lovers from midsummer #all i can say is brooke as olivia in twelfth night #or mayhaps my lowkey if we were villains adjacent au where theyre all theatre students at university #but always get too far into character and lose themselves constantly #im undecided on the murder aspect of iwwv and if it would translate into the au #but considering the show theyre doing is midsummer but the popular kids are the lovers #but. like. lysander and hermia are chloe and brooke #and helena and Demetrius are rich and jake #these two things are not things that fit nicely together #unrelated but bmc does not work with my calligraphy art. i need another way to mash up typography and musicals #hmm....#thoughts....#abyway this is all bought on because i was reorganising my bookshelf #and i almost have a full shelf of shakespeare #and so many poetry books #i want to talk about my new zealand poetry books but i dont even know if people would want to hear it

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trans-estinien · 10 months ago

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its so wild seeing how non mmo players exist and well. i dont like it!

#i saw an iceberg bass by and i. dont want to be anywhere near that iceberg #if youve never played over 100 hours of any mmo. i dont trust you or your opinions about video games tbh.#like sorry talking to people on a video game is scary. skill issue.#also. also. also. controversial opinion but subscription based games arent actually bad. shocking i know #its a super big pet peeve when people hate on mmos for being. mmos. like. what did you expect lol???#or they hate on mmos for. gasp. needing consistent funding to keep running #if i said my opinions about single player games yall would attack me with hammers #single player games are boring as FUCK #ive only ever beaten two singleplayer games and it was hollow knight and nier replicant #i cant bring myself to play any other ones cause theyre just not interesting #like in theory i like bg3 but in practice i cant. be fucking bothered #that game is just. Too Much #which is rich coming from a FFXIV player who LOVES Bozja but like #i love being around people at all times and i hate doing things alone on the account of the autism #and unless i drag people into playing bg3 with me when i want to play it its just not worth it #i have to figure out the systems by myself and i have no motivation to keep playing (yeah i could just google it but. thats not my point)#like honestly. singleplayer games make me feel like im wasting my time.#why would i play bg3 by myself when i could be afk in limsa watching people argue in shout chat. which is much more fun

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