#like these shows need to make money plus the group is better off having fans with a track record of spending money but like.

[x1uizy]

f4 x 3form x pentor x zai is THEE lineup and we're genuinely sooo close to getting it if only that man's fans let would leave us aloneee

[queen-of-deans-booty]

Ask Me Again Tomorrow

Pairing: Rockstar!Dean Winchester x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~3.1k

Warnings: angst, forgetting an anniversary, feeling like he found someone better than you, fluff at the end

Request by anon: Hey can i request a rockstar Dean where the reader is her girlfriend and he miss them anniversary for some reason and never called the reader to tell her and she go mad and stop talking to him? Happy ending

Summary: Dean is a world-famous musician/singer who is currently on tour. Your five-year anniversary is coming up on a day that he is scheduled to do a show in Japan. What happens when he forgets to call you on this most special day?

Square Filled: celebrity for @spnonewordbingo (deleted bingo)

Author’s Note: i appreciate any and all comments! <3

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The concert isn’t for another hour but there are already so many fans in the stands and on the floor. One of your favorite things about being in a relationship with a famous musician/singer is to meet their fans. Everyone knows you and Dean Winchester are in a relationship since you’re all he talks about whenever he goes for interviews. They’ve seen plenty of videos of you two together, and both your Instagrams are filled with each other. Your lives are private but you love to share him on all of your social media. You’ve gained a lot of followers since announcing your relationship but you don’t mind.

None of the fans are expecting you to show up even though they’re secretly hoping you do. Not every seat on the floor is filled but a lot of them are. Fans from all over the country grab their seats and mingle with each other, gossiping about the latest news about you and Dean. One girl from a small group sees you and visibly freaks so now everyone is looking her way. Once they see you, they get so excited to meet the elusive Y/N.

“Hi! It’s so nice to meet you guys!” you grin and give hugs to those who want them.

“Can I take a picture with you?” someone asks.

You pose with as many fans as you can, making friends and complimenting everyone on their outfits.

“I love your dress! You look so cute in it!” you gush to a fan.

“Oh, my God. Thank you! You look amazing!” she grins. “Would it be too much to ask if you can sign this?”

“Me? You want my signature?”

“Of course! You’re amazing!”

“Okay,” you smile and sign whatever she has for you.

You’re not used to people asking for pictures and signatures since you’re not the famous one, but it’s nice to be recognized. You’re with Dean all the time so all of his fans know who you are. Where he’s the breadwinner, you’re the stay-at-home girlfriend who takes care of the plants and pets. You don’t like working so this is a good setup for you two. You two talked over how this was going to work and both came to the compromise that he would make the money. It’s not like he minded. He loves touring, interviews, and making music with his band. Plus, with no job to hold you down, you get to go with him to different countries and see his shows.

Once you’re done on the floor, you head backstage where your boyfriend is. He’s sitting down on the couch tuning his guitar. The opening act is just about to go on stage so he has some time before he needs to go on stage.

“I found her!”

Dean looks up when he hears his brother from across the room.

“There’s my girl,” Dean smiles and puts his guitar down. “I wonder where you went off to.”

“You have the nicest fans,” you grin and sit next to him.

“They’re all women. Of course, they’re nice.”

Dean wraps an arm around your shoulders and pulls you into his side.

“I don’t know, I know some women are monsters.” Dean only smiles at your comment and kisses you slowly. God, it feels so good to kiss him. “Don’t start something you can’t finish, Winchester.”

“You know me. Give me ten minutes and I’m golden.” He pulls away from you with a sly grin. “Are you staying for the whole show?”

“Of course.”

You two relax on the couch as he tunes his guitar. As soon as the opening act is finished, it’s Dean’s turn to get ready for the stage. He and his band make their way under the stage so they can be lifted up onto it. You walk back onto the floor and over to the VIP section where some other celebrities have come to see his show. It’s also amazing to be friends with actual celebrities. You never thought you’d get the chance t be friends with so many of them.

As soon as Dean and his band are lifted onto the stage, the crowd goes wild. Dean is so happy on stage playing his music for people who make what he does possible. The smile on his face says it all, and you scream along with the fans. The entire concert is about two hours including the opening act which is more than enough time for Dean to get through many of his new songs including a few older hits that are played on the radio. He also plays his version of “Simple Man” as an acoustic set which the fans adore.

When the concert is over, you make your way backstage where Dean is celebrating with his brother, his band, and his manager for yet another successful show. Dean sees you enter the room and his eyes light up. He runs over to you, picks you up, and spins you around.

“I’m so proud of you, baby!”

He sets you down and kisses you quickly.

“Let’s go back to the trailer.”

“You have things to do after every show.”

“Not tonight.” He turns to Sam who only nods. He already knows what he is going to ask. “Thanks, Sammy!”

Dean whisks you back to his trailer which is empty. He has his own that he shares with Sammy while there is another one for the rest of the band. It’s a plan they all came up with since you’re usually with Dean and they really don’t want to hear you two on the road. You two stay in for the rest of the night as Dean shows you just how good it feels to be with someone who is good with his hands.

In the morning, you’re the first one up. The curtains next to his bed don’t cover the entire window so the sunlight on your eyes is what woke you up. You turn to face Dean who is still naked from last night’s activities. His cheeks are naturally rosy, his freckles dance across his face, it seems like his long lashes are touching the top of his cheekbones, and his mouth is slightly parted where soft snores come out. You could stay like this forever but you know you have to get back home.

You’re so much in your own head that you don’t see Dean open his eyes to show you his bright green irises. It’s still early so there is no one asking Dean to do things or needing him. It’s just you and Dean and that’s all you ever want. Dean raises his hand to push back the hair that has fallen in front of your eyes, and you grab his hand to run your finger over his calluses. He’s gotten a lot of them from playing guitar but you don’t mind. You like the roughness of his hands against your soft skin.

“What are you thinking about?” he asks in his morning voice.

“How much I love you. How much I wish we could stay like this.”

You lean up and kiss him, not caring that you both have morning breath.

“But?” he chuckles.

“You know me so well,” you smile. “But I can’t stay. I have to get home. Molly and Amber must be missing me so much.”

“Yeah, I know. I can’t keep you all to myself. I’ll be thinking of you, though.”

“Same here. Don’t forget, our anniversary is in a month.”

It’s marked for a day that is the same day as one of his shows in Japan but you have that weekend to do whatever you want together.

“I have it marked in my calendar. I won’t forget.”

Your small bubble of paradise has to end sometime, and when it does, you pack up your things to head back home to Austin, Texas. The flight is long but you’re kind of glad to be back home. Your big protective dogs, Amber and Molly, are happy to see you once you’ve picked them up from your best friend’s house. She is eager to hear stories from your travels so you stay at her house for a couple of hours.

“How was his concerts?” she grins and gives you some coffee.

“Really good. I’ve met so many fans and hung out with so many celebrities. It was insane! I even met Ryan Reynolds and his wife. They were so nice.”

“You bitch. Take me next time,” she jokes, and you both laugh.

“I wish I could be with him every day but I have girlfriend-household duties to take care of. For instance, these two,” you grin and pet both your dogs.

“Your anniversary is coming up, right? Any big plans?” Winona asks.

“I’m planning on flying out to Japan to surprise him the weekend after the date. He’s going to be in concert on the actual date. I’m taking him to a Japanese restaurant we’ve both been wanting to try. He doesn’t know I’m doing this.”

“That’s so exciting! Think he’s gonna do it this year?”

“I don’t know. I hope so. It’s been five years. I know he wants to do it but he might not since he’s in the middle of a tour.”

“Don’t sell yourself short. He might surprise you,” she winks.

The house is a bit lonely without Dean there but you make do for the three weeks. Amber and Molly are certainly glad to be back in their home with you, and you keep the house looking clean and better than ever. You’ll bring the dogs back to Winona when you leave for Japan next week even though you want to bring them with you.

You wake up on the day of your anniversary with a smile on your face. Today marks five years you’ve been with Dean and you’re so excited to spend another year with him. He is two hours ahead of you so when you wake up at eight, you’re shocked you don’t see a message from him. Every time you have a birthday, he’s always messaging you at midnight so he can be the first one to celebrate with you. He’s done the same thing for anniversaries but you don’t have a message this time. He probably spent last night partying with his bandmates so you’re not too concerned about it.

You get up, make breakfast, enjoy it in the sunroom, and do the dishes afterward. It’s a good day to spend outside in the garden or to relax by the pool so you change into your swimsuit and throw a light sundress over it. The day is spent in the sun and tending to the garden with beautiful vegetables growing. You might pick what you can make a hearty dinner later.

However, as the day goes on without a message or call from Dean, you grow worried. He didn’t forget, did he? You debate on calling him or not to see if he’s okay. No, if he forgot then that’s on him. The day turns to night, and you’re scrolling through TikTok for lives from his concert. He seems so happy on stage without a care in the world. Yeah, he forgot about you. Even well after the concert, he still doesn’t text or call you.

You go to bed with tears stains on your cheeks and a heavy heart.

You wake up the next morning and remember why you feel so shitty. Dean never called or texted. He forgot about you. You’re not upset that he forgot to tell you “Happy Anniversary”. It’s the fact that he could forget you. He’s out in different countries with his bandmates and brother, meeting girls in bars and fans on the floor while you’re back at home taking care of the dogs. You’re not with him while he’s out living this fabulous life. You’re pissed that there is a possibility he found someone better than you. You’re pissed at the possibility that he doesn’t love you anymore.

Your last relationship ended horribly and stuck with you even years into your relationship with Dean. He knows your fear of abandonment and he still didn’t call you.

You decide to head over to Winona’s house and hang with her instead of letting the silence sink into your skin. She is more than happy to have you over, and there is already a pot of coffee going when you arrive. She has a bottle of Baileys on the counter that she’ll add to make the coffees more spicy.

You sit at her kitchen island and put your phone on the tabletop. Just as you let go, Dean’s name pops on the screen. You quickly deny the call because you don’t want to hear his voice right now. Winona sees you deny the call and decides to add a bit of extra Bailey’s to your cup.

“Wanna talk about it?” she asks.

“He forgot our anniversary. He didn’t call or text me. I don’t even want to go to Japan anymore.”

“Are you sure that’s all that’s bothering you?”

“I don’t care that he forgot. I’ve forgotten some pretty important dates. I’m scared he’s gonna leave me for someone else. He’s out there partying with girls from all over the world.”

“Y/N, that man loves you. So he forgot. Big deal.”

She won’t get it. She doesn’t know the details of your three-year relationship with your ex-boyfriend.

Dean calls you again and this time, you turn your phone off without answering him. Winona is a good friend and she helps you through a lot, but this is something you have to deal with on your own. She won’t understand how you’re feeling because she’s never had her heart broken. She never stays with someone long enough to get her heart broken, and she’s the one who breaks it off. She has flings, which is completely fine, but it doesn’t warrant advice about something she doesn’t know.

You keep your phone off for the rest of the day until you’re about to go to bed. You turn it on to see there are fifty missed calls, over a hundred missed texts, and twenty voicemails. All from Dean. You don’t check the messages or the voicemails but instead, call Sam. He picks up on the first ring and explodes in a panic.

“What the fuck, Y/N! Why haven’t you been answering the phone?”

“Is that Y/N? Let me talk to her,” you hear Dean in the background.

“Don’t put him on. I don’t want to talk to him.”

“Listen, Dean is freaking the fuck out. He’s threatening not to do the show until you call him back.”

“Well, that’s not gonna happen. Look, something came up and I won’t be able to make it to Japan.”

“What the hell happened between you two? He has no clue what’s going on.”

That breaks your heart a bit. If he doesn't know then you’re not going to be the one to tell him.

“Nothing. Tell Dean he’s being a fucking idiot and to do the damm show.”

You hang up on Sam and turn your phone off again. You won’t want to hear from either of them, not for a couple of days at least. Dean can party with his friends and fuck all the women he wants to over there. The next couple of days are like this. You only have your phone on when you wake up and go to sleep because you know Dean will try non-stop to call you. You’d rather get cut off from the rest of the world than take Dean’s calls.

Those few days are spent with Winona since being in that big house by yourself isn’t ideal. Everything reminds you of Dean and the memories of being happy. She allowed you to sleep in her guestroom even though you two stayed in her bedroom like you were kids again having a sleepover.

Eventually, you had to get home so you begrudgingly walk up the front porch steps. You unlock the door and step inside. There on the floor are dozens of rose petals all leading to the back bedroom you share with Dean. On both sides of the petals is a line of fake candles to show the path you need to take.

You walk carefully to the bedroom to see a dozen more fake candles and much more rose petals. Standing in the middle of the room wearing his best suit is Dean. He turns to face you with a single rose in his hands.

“What are you doing here?” you gasp and step inside the bedroom. “You’re supposed to be in Japan. You’re supposed to be in concert right now.”

“I am so sorry for forgetting our anniversary.” You look at the ground as the feelings you have come rushing to the surface. “I love you so much. There is no excuse I can give you as to why I didn’t call you that night.”

Before you can say anything, Dean kneels to the ground on one knee. He reaches into his jacket pocket and takes out a small velvet box big enough to fit a ring. He opens his mouth to say something but you hold your hands out to stop him.

“Wait, Dean, are you proposing because you’re sorry or because you want to?” He doesn’t say anything to that which tells you it’s the former. You chuckle and kneel down in front of him so you’re the same height. “Baby, the reason why I was so upset wasn’t because you forgot. We all forget. I was scared you found someone else while you were off being a famous rockstar. I was here and you were there and I thought you forgot because you didn’t love me anymore. I was pissed at you for that.”

Dean sets the rose and ring down to grab your hands.

“Sweetheart, you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. I wouldn’t be me without you. No one can ever replace you.”

“Are you sure?” you whisper.

“I wouldn’t cancel a show for just anyone,” Dean laughs.

“You canceled a show for me? What about your fans?”

“My fans wouldn’t be my fans without you by my side. You’re the one who pushed me into playing. I owe everything to you.” You lean in and kiss him on his full lips, enjoying that you can do this after so long of being apart. He pulls away and rests his forehead on yours. “So, that’s a no on the proposal?”

“Ask me again tomorrow,” you whisper and kiss him again.

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[beautifulpersonpeach]

BPP, what do you think will happen to the fandom now that BTS has enlisted? Do you think things will get better or worse from here for the implosion. Me myself I’m not sure what I’m going to do. What else is there for me to do?

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I think people will do one of three things people usually do when a group they stan enlists:

1. Step back from k-pop entirely. I think of this group of people as the stan ‘purists’. The reality is that for anybody active in fan spaces (basically anybody who has a fan account), k-pop (or that group specifically) is something that takes up space in their lives. The Stan purists generally step away from k-pop to find something unrelated to K-pop to serve as the ‘filler hobby’ for their group. The only successful ‘purist’ transition I’ve seen is someone who used cooking classes -> making restaurant reviews as her filler hobby for k-pop, and now does both now that her group is back together.

2. Migrate to another (or several other) group(s). This is where the majority of ARMYs will self-sort into I think and it’s been happening in noticeable volumes since mid-2021. Someone asked me last week what a group like ENHYPEN needs to take off and I gave an answer that picked out key elements but the thing I deliberately didn’t mention cause… well, is that any group that sees a rapid rise will have a good chunk of ARMYs in their fanbase. That’s the unspoken truth that’s behind the uptake of groups like Stray Kids and Ateez, specifically. Going by my guess, I’d say at least half of Stray Kids’ fandom is either multi-ARMYs or ex-ARMYs and that’s the same story with ATEEZ, TXT, and NewJeans. ENHYPEN, by contrast, hasn’t seen a lot of transfer from ARMYs to their fandom compared to the other mentioned groups. I think there’s a few reasons for that but I also don’t mind it too much seeing as it might have something to do with how much I enjoy myself in Engene spaces lol, but I do think the ‘success’ of a group like ENHYPEN could be limited by that point, relative to the other groups who do have bigger amounts of ARMYs in their fandoms. Anyway for this second point, people can move to other groups while still stanning BTS, they’ll just become multis.

3. Stay committed only to BTS. This is where a lot of people will aim to be but life will happen. Lol. That said, I do not doubt for one second that BigHit intends to keep up the milking, so we’ll be kept very occupied for much of 2024 and 2025. The boys have enlisted in such a way that the upcoming Festa celebrations will coincide with the release of at least one member from military service. We’ll have reality shows, albums, variety content, documentaries, soundtracks, maybe more games and webtoons, a tv-show adaptation… lots of ways to spend money and be entertained. People committed to keeping BTS’s records and making new ones will have their hands very busy because, every. Single. Group. and agency is counting down the clock with ARMYs for when BTS comes back. And they intend to exploit as much of this vacuum to realize massive success for their groups, as is possible. Plus given point #2, they’ll actually have the means (ARMYs) to achieve those targets. Lol. The infighting within the fandom post-implosion will be very nasty. It’s going to be a fun time.

All three options apply to everyone in the fandom: ARMYs, solo stans, shippers, antis, etc. That’s what I think will happen now that BTS has enlisted.

Personally, I intend to continue doing what I’ve been doing, which is stan BTS and support the groups I like however I feel like.

[just-orbiting-you]

discussion of the army status quo, bts as artists, consumerism, streaming vs. critical fan engagement

this ended up being a rant, i just needed to get this out, but be forewarned of the topics listed.

building off the post i put up about the division among jikookers the huge divide in army is still ever present. this fandom is so divided and has just become people screaming at each other, reporting and blocking. there’s no capacity for conversation and constructive discourse. some of these fans are so volatile i’m appalled. at this point i just wonder why these people are fans of bts, because what about their actions, music, and celebrity personas allows them to feel connected to the members. why are these people fans?

because we should be fans of their music first. i see having biases and “shipping” as a side to appreciating and supporting their art as artists. through that, i stand with their messages they have promoted through their art over the course of their career. bts inspire me to become a better thinker, person, and artist. personally right now, i am not expecting them to be their celebrity selves while others may think otherwise, but i will not condemn or stand for the condemnation of their call for hybe and bts’ action.

the emphasis on streaming, the decline of artmy and fandom creation, the infighting and refusal to come together, the accusing of others from a lot of solo rhetoric, i just cannot take it and i’m nervous for the future of bts and their fan relationship.

no fan is perfect - i have seen accounts of proclaimed ot7, shippers, solos, biased ot7, all of which spout rhetoric i can take issue with. i’m not perfect either. and i don’t want to abandon this for lack of a better word “army space” since i do still love and care for the members. but how long can this go on for?

army has an agenda - but only when they want to. we can only come together when the members are in dire straits. why do we wait on bts’ beck and call? why can’t we operate independently and do work on their behalf? why can’t we speak up about social justice, liberation and other issues, when bts are away from their public platforms? why can’t we comprehend being critical of company higherups and attempts to reach the members with education is not direct hate to the members that needs yoongi scandal levels of mobilization? why can’t we actually mobilize to take down anti accounts like we did for yoongi? why can’t we make donations to reputable charities in the name of bts like we used to???

and again, i have spoken about this before, but k-pop and bts’ previous level of output (plus the accelerated output of the solo era) has brainwashed fans into capitalist compliancy. people foam at the mouth if they don’t buy the newest album. people scream at you if you don’t stream. this is exactly what these companies want you to do and exactly how they want you to think. hybe is sitting on a big pile of money right now from all their means of profits, yet we give them that power with our money.

i want to make clear that i understand the historical significance of streaming in regard to boosting bts’ popularity and creating a reputation of loyalty and monetary support for their fans, when they were the underdog group. but,

over the years, i think the ways in which bts want us to support them is reading their lyrics, understanding their messaging, seeing their hard work and artistic processes and showing up for them when necessary. of course they’re thankful when we support them monetarily, but did namjoon make RPWP so it could be streamed to death? no. did jimin make FACE so it could hit BB hot100? no. did yoongi make amygdala and polar night so they could get #1 digital song sales? NO. those are some of his most deeply personal songs. they made those albums out of their lived experiences, processing their most vulnerable times. this is their art. and as time has gone on, i miss the appreciation and praise for their artistry. they deserve that regard for their work. you can say that charting them is the ultimate way to show your support, but i disagree. streaming just lines hybe’s pockets. engaging in critical conversation with other fans and supporting projects like minimoni music and suchwita and listening to their words closely promote healthy fan engagement. mindless streaming of their work is not engaging. mindless streaming of the last, amygdala is something that should not be expected of people, these song are difficult to listen to!!!! if it isn’t for for people, then they need to reread the lyrics. outside of a hybe monetary boycott, i do believe streaming and analysis in tandem is not a bad thing. but we need that deliberate fan engagement. we are nothing without it.

especially the infighting and refusal of common ground, plus demonization of fandom creation overtime is truly toxic fan engagement distracting us and souring the environment overall.

i think solo era has brought on a lot of these issues as everyone was sorted into their own factions based on bias and a lot of ot7s showed their true colors. but i worry for what bts’ reaction will be when they witness the wreckage of this fandom. and even calling on hybe to do something about weverse army and weverse as a platform has not been resolved. maybe i personally just need time away, who knows.

[ilovescaredysquirrel2]

Why I haven't been posting + thoughts on upcoming movies

Okay, so I mostly am gonna still spam reblog about the KOSA bill until we can finally stop it but I want to still use Tumblr for what it was meant to be for all along; to have fun! I just will take a short break on posting cartoons but I'm still active here every night! Tumblr's honestly the only place I feel like I can truly be myself right now...

Okay, let's put the stupid bill aside for the moment and talk about my thoughts on some upcoming movies and shows right now. Disney's really been p*ssing me off lately with their sequels. Like, I feel they're only making sequels of Moana and Inside Out to impress the hardcore Disney fans, because their "new original ideas" failed (like Wish, but it failed because they used A.I to write the story). The Inside Out sequel looks cute from what I seen, but I still have trust issues when it comes to Disney. And before you go blabbing "It's Pixar", let me inform you that they're not the same and Pixar is literally just Disney with a better animation studio. Like, it's literally part of Disney! Like, I feel like I trust the Inside Out sequel a little more than the forced Moana sequel but still... I don't trust them. The worst is the Moana sequel though. I heard they originally planned for it to be a Disney plus show but instead they're making it a sequel on a super low budget and the animation is gonna be done overseas. No joke! I honestly think Disney needs to take a break on making movies for a while and focus on stuff like Kiff. Kiff is the only thing from Disney right now that's keeping me from leaving them all together. And when Kiff ends after season 2, I'm done with them forever! I honestly think they should let Kiff run a little longer than 2 seasons, look how long Kick Buttoski ran (that was a weird show, let's face it). Anyway, that's my thoughts on Disney right now.

I haven't posted my review on Orion and the Dark yet but I think I will soon. Like I said, I been really terrified after hearing about the KOSA bill and will continue to spam reblog until I get justice! Long story short, Orion and the Dark was better than DreamWorks's other recent movies. I haven't seen Kung Fu Panda 4 yet but I'm sure Orion was better. I mostly only like the first two Kung Fu Panda movies. Orion and the Dark was better than Trolls 3, though. I don't think Chicken Run 2 Dawn of the nugget counts as being DreamWorks (the first Chicken Run will always be a DreamWorks movie whether you like it or not) but Orion and the Dark was better! Maybe I can post my review on it soon...

Okay, let's talk about The Amazing Digital Circus now! We all love that, don't we? I hope TADC episode 2 makes more money than Disney on their forced sequels. I'm really excited about episode 2, although I really really don't want to see any of the main cast get abstracted. Like, every character fits in with the show so well and makes it worth watching. Ragatha, Gangle, Pomni, and Kinger are my favorites, but I don't want anyone to get abstracted because they all fit in together perfectly. You have Pomni the new girl, Ragatha the supportive friend and optimistic "peace maker" of the group, Jax the sassy trouble maker, Gangle the emotional one who doesn't stick up for herself, Kinger who's upbeat and crazy and childish, and Zooble who's also kind of sassy and doesn't really care much. Plus, there's Caine and Bubble who are hilarious as well. Like, I just don't want any of the main characters to get abstracted so soon. I'm just way too attached to all of those characters! However, I'm still a huge fan of the show and hoping that episode 2 will make more money than Disney! And if there's anyone here in the comments who's also a TADC fan and wants to see my sketches that I'll never post on tumblr, I'll dm them to you!

PLEASE DON'T IGNORE ME, I DON'T BITE! CHAT WITH ME PLEASE!!!! Just please chat with me in the comments, I'll be nice!

[shamelessrabbithole]

The way cam cut some fans from the photo is sucks. no matter his artistic vision is, his fans spend energy and money to support him if he wants to take a photo of them then he should take all of them. whether he wasn't including all when he took the photo or he cropped, both sucks.

I read these comments, at first I think them make too much fuss about that , it's not a big deal, maybe Cam just didn't realize, plus some of them become a little aggressive, I don't like that,so I don't pay much attention, though I do think cam did wrong thing.

but then when I'm put myself in Cam's situation try to understand him, I find I can't. in any case ,I wouldn't do that to anyone who I truly appreciate. I'm really sorry for these fans who be cut from the photo. if that's me I would be so so so upset, no wonder why they want a reasonable explanation.

and expect the con, after all I still love Noel.

I see things a little differently. I spoke to someone that has a friend who attended the park gathering. My understanding is that Cam and Natalie arrived with a box of about twenty posters. There were also about twenty fans who showed up at first but that number grew the longer he was there. Either because some people came late or others wandered over out of curiosity given that Cam had formed a crowd around him.

Here’s what these people got:

1. The chance to meet Cameron for free without waiting in a line. At comic con, that would’ve been $100 just for entry to the event not to mention hours on their feet standing and waiting for their turn.

2. A selfie with him and/or Natalie. For selfies at cons, Cam typically charges $60. And at the NY con, the price just got raised to $70. While it’s true that he takes selfies with fans randomly for free, the chance of spotting him out and about when he travels is extremely low. In this case, he made his location known specifically for this reason which is something he never does.

3. A signed theater poster. His autograph costs $60-$70 at cons. This he gave out, again, for free—even though they were in limited supply, which he warned everyone about in his story.

So now we’re talking about most of those fans scoring around $240 worth of perks and swag from their idol entirely for free. If they’d already purchased theater tickets to support him, they did so without knowing there would be a park meet-and-greet at any point. Without knowing they’d have the chance to receive these bonuses.

I was also told that when he took the picture of everyone who’d gathered, he did it spontaneously and just to be nice. He was using a film camera, not a digital one, so his zoom-out capabilities were limited. Add to that the fact that he stood up on a bench in order to get the overhead shot. He had no room to back up on the bench because he would have fallen off of it, or lost his height advantage if he’d stood on the ground instead. This also would’ve caused some people to be cut out. Again, he didn’t have to take the picture at all. No one paid for it. He also didn’t have to post it or thank fans but he chose to.

Now, after all of this, the few fans who didn’t make it into the frame are completely dismissing all the nice gestures of that day because of what in my opinion is still an honest mistake. He’s being called a racist, he’s being asked to release the unedited picture, he’s being told he needs to apologize. This is written in comments all over his post about The Nursery, with one fan riling up the next and turning his great achievement at starring in his first off-Broadway show into a breeding ground for attacks on the way in which he failed three people. Instead of expressing gratitude for what they did get, which is still a once-in-a-lifetime experience, they’re choosing to shit on him, because why? The attention is making them feel better? They expect him to get into a time machine, go back, and fix his mistake?

And realistically, it’s a picture of a group huddled together in a park. He’s not in the pic nor is Natalie. Yes, there is the fact he took it and reposted it, but is that going to make anyone in that pic suddenly internet famous? No. All it’s going to do, if he bothers reading the comments, is want to never interact with fans like this again. And he won’t be wrong. He’ll say to himself, okay, people want the full Cameron Monaghan experience—great. Let them pay for it at cons. I don’t need this shit if this is the fallout whenever go above and beyond to be nicer to fans than I have to be.

[dojae-huh]

Inkigayo in Tokyo, Day1, part 2

I stopped on Doyoung's solo. Ateez were next.

It is important for a group to have its own colour. This way it can stand out and avoid rivalry with other groups by attracting their own audience (that won't be interested in others anyway) or by providing a change (for multistans). I remember Ateez' debut video with their pirate concept. And the MV with hats, of course. Can't say they continued the success of catching my attention with anything else.

Looking at their performance on this show, I can see the appeal for their fans (the group has "a vibe", certain members stand out). However, they still feel kind of middle level, like the groups from Kingdom. Maybe it's the lack of money and expensive choreographers. Maybe because of self-producing? (Do they do it?) To be honest, I can't really compare because I didn't see a lot of SuJu, but that's the group that came to mind. I don't know, the vibe of animators/idols from variety shows? They entertained but didn't command the stage. I know SuJu are kings of the stage, I compare with the colour of the way fans are entertained... if it makes sense.

Ateez got a bigger ovation after the first 2 songs than when they appeared (as there were more NCTzens than anyone else in the venue). The audience liked them.

Hm, Ateez are only 2 years younger than 127 as a group (debuted in 2018). There is a big difference in how they bear themselves on the stage though. Less like seasoned pros. And they did a lot of tours, as I understand. On the other hand, I guess it makes them more relateable and "approachable", more cozy for the fans.

Oh, it was not the smartest move for their main vocal to sing during their ment after Doyoung, heh. He did OK, but the difference in level was felt well. Non-fans weren't too impressed. Maybe the 3d, most challenging, song would be enough. Looks like it was his birthday, so he was given the spotlight by his group. Ateez left the most energising (and well known?) songs for the finale. They also brought out backdancers. Which was "loud party" smart. Still, you need to like the guys to give them some slack and enjoy the performance as that of friends and not professionals. The Japanese gg was more impressive in that regard for me personally.

Finally, the ending the show artist - NCT 127.

One thing SM does reeeally well is mixing music and preparing special entrance tracks for shows. 127 stepped on the stage like bosses for real, heh.

What SM isn't very good at is stage clothes. The brown outfits for this show were meh. Took points off the star appeal, made neos sweat too much (most took off the jackets in the end). Doyoung also had to re-pin the hems on both legs of his pants during the ment several times.

The swag was ON.

Award shows and music live shows are becoming pretty important, I think. With fans watching everything on YT, ignoring anyone who isn't their group of choice, only award shows allow for other groups to have a chance to show off themselves, for a viewer to make comparisons, decide be impressed or not. We are used to quality in NCT (even have the audacity to nitpick), but it becomes even more apparent when 127 performs side by side with others. Then you get comments like "I had the show on the background but then that one soloist started to sing and I had to tune in. What's his name?".

Plus, it is not hard to hide behind an MV or even a music show performance. Make up artists and directors with cameramen will do their magic. Being on the stage and projecting energy to a whole venue is different. Strong groups look even better, more impressive.

Heh, hyungs know better how to control their breathing than Wishies. 127 were not as out of breath during the ment.

The ment was, as usual for all groups, slow paced and not too entertaining, however neos were relaxed (which is attractive, reads as confidence) and were good at cheering each other, giving reactions and exclamations. Such small things make a ment livelier, at times funnier.

Used Inkigayo to advertise all their solos, fashion appearences and concerts, heh. Flex.

"Sunny road" didn't get into any of Japanese albums (as there has been zero since Awaken), it still found its place and role. It's not just a gift for Japanese fans, it also a good number for shows in Japan as well. It's very good mood inducing, upbit. And neos go around the stage to cheer everyone in the audience as well.

Doyoung didn't forget to leave final comments for the audience before the next song, like "if you know the words, sing along" and "it's karaoke section now, isn't it?". It really helped to make smooth transition, keep the contact with the audience. It's why fans say 127 turn award shows into 127 shows (it's not just their inner NCTzens talking in them), they really capture the attention of the venue.

It was funny, how on the backtrack Mark said "TY!" (here goes TY) and then rapped Tae's part, heh.

Three very energy-demanding songs in a row is impressive. And Jaehyun really takes care of his arms and sharpness of movements now. He didn't do Tae's swirly fingers when he was in the front of Kick It formation, heh. The motion was created and copyrighted by Taeyong.

[kolbisneat]

MONTHLY MEDIA: March 2023

It’s getting nicer out but I’m still spending plenty of time indoors watching and reading things, don’t you worry.

……….FILM……….

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) It’s been years since I’ve gone back to this and it really is one of the best superhero movies ever made, right? I hope the next one succeeds and it leads to more animated features. It just...you can do so much more. Sure the live-action superhero movies have a lot of animation but they’re bound by our physics and the uncanny valley and it’s just not the same.

……….TELEVISION……….

Ted Lasso (Episode 3.01 to 3.03) Glad to be back. It’s been interesting seeing the online rise, then fall, then rise again of support for this show but honestly, who cares? Do you like watching it? Great. Do I like watching it? Absolutely. It’s a project that was planned from season 1 and it shows and I wish more media was approached in this way.

Spy x Family (Episode 1.08 to 1.25) Okay needed to shift my expectations with this one. I really thought we’d get more of Yor and her assassin life. She’s kinda just a background character to Loid and Anya and that feels like a missed opportunity.

The Great (Episode 2.09 to 2.10) Great cap to the season. Full arcs for characters, a satisfying resolution and yet still enough of a hook to get me excited for the third season. Just some gorgeous, funny, dramatic television. Big fan.

……….YOUTUBE……….

Why everything you buy is worse now and How America’s richest donate their money by Vox Okay the first one really helped explain why stuff seems to be lower quality and it’s not just “better back in my day” sorta stuff. It’s just chasing that elusive profit, you know? And seeing the stats on how the wealthy donate was eye-opening. Taxes seem good. VIDEO (Worse Now) VIDEO (Richest Donations)

AI and Image Generation (Everything is a Remix Part 4) by Kirby Ferguson I’ve always appreciated the Everything is a Remix series and this only reinforces that. A measured response to AI image generation and what that means, why it’s flawed, and what happens next. VIDEO THE FULL PROJECT

What Does Glass Onion Have to Do with US? by Vivian Strange Okay a lengthy one but worth it. A new perspective on Glass Onion, a refresher on why I really liked US, and a really great connection between the two. Also a really great breakdown of the murder mystery as a genre as well and why it’s having a resurgence. All around great stuff. VIDEO

……….READING……….

Arabian Nights (Companion Library Edition) (Page 124 of 244) Thrifted this and for some reason never knew it was a collection of short stories? Which seems obvious now. Anyway I’m sooooo slow at really short story collections but they’ve been interesting to read. Something about the translation feels like a slog to actually read but the stories included are a lot of fun. 

Wonderland Revisited and the Games Alice Played There by Keith Sheppard (Complete) I’m super picky when it comes to adaptations of Carroll’s works. Many take Wonderland and make it dark, twisted, and mature (meh) but I find the more interesting take is one that continues with the same momentum. This one doesn’t quite work in capturing the spirit of the original books for me but there’s a lot of really great ideas in here.

Superman for all Seasons by Jeph Loeb & Tim Sale (Complete) Having loved their Batman books I picked this up and, being younger and dumber, didn’t like it at the time. Where was the action? Where were the villains? I was naive. Going back to this I really appreciate the study of Superman, the narrative through the supporting cast, and the struggles that can’t be resolved through punching. Man Loeb & Sale were a team.

Fantastic Four: Full Circle by Alex Ross (Complete) As an one-off story, this delivers everything I’d want out of an FF adventure: group banter, weird worlds, and lots of mumbo jumbo science. Plus I mean the artwork is truly humbling. I had to read it twice and I still only 80% understand it all but that’s not a complaint. Totally worth picking up if you have even a passing interest in the Fantastic Four.

Ultimate Spider-Man Volume 5 & 6 by by Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Bagley, and more  (Complete) Decided to pick up with my reread of the Ultimate Spider-Man series again and woof I forgot how much I didn’t like volume 5. The first half is an Ultimates story that I STILL find too wordy, and the movie tie-in of the second half never quite clicked. I dunno maybe there are too many losses and not enough wins for Parker in this one? Volume 6, however, is great. It has one of the most frustrating deaths in the series but it really explores the aftermath and impact. And introducing Johnny Storm and using him as the reason Spider-Man gets back into the hero stuff is really great. Spider-Man doesn’t need to solve all problems with punches and this book gets that.

……….AUDIO……….

Wild Planet by The B-52s (1980) After listening to a greatest hits album on repeat as a kid, I’m going back to the early stuff. Can’t get Private Idaho out of my head.

FREE I.H.: This Is Not the One You've Been Waiting For by Illuminati Hotties (2020) They always pop up in lists when I search for “more stuff like Sleigh Bells” but it finally clicked for me after listening to content//bedtime. Love this album.

……….GAMING……….

Neverland: A Fantasy Role-Playing Setting (Andrews McMeel Publishing) Whoa okay so my weekly group just fled the land of the Fairies after some drama with the Queen of the realm (you can read about it here) and then my Mof1 game ALSO had some Fairy drama involving the Queen. Apparently she’s a dramatic lady.

And that’s it. See you in April!

[zorbasmedia]

Breaking the Noise: How to Succeed in Affiliate Marketing on X/Twitter

X is the new (well, not that new) name of the social media platform formerly known as Twitter. It’s not just for sharing your thoughts and content — you can also make money through affiliate marketing. However, affiliate marketers usually don’t pay much attention to X — to most, it seems like a waste of time due to the noise, especially if you’re not a big brand. 

But in reality, X has above 237 million monetizable daily active users. So, let’s put our biases aside and consider it from a business perspective.

Affiliate marketing on X/Twitter

Affiliate marketing on X/Twitter is when you tell your followers about products or services through free or paid tweets (or xeets?). If they end up buying, you can earn a cut of the sales as a commission. It’s the same as affiliate marketing on other platforms, just on X you’re reaching out to your followers instead of website visitors. 

It lets you create and share different types of content like text, images, videos, audio, and live streams. You can also chat with your followers and other users through comments, messages, and groups. 

X affiliate requirements

To be an X affiliate, you need to meet certain requirements:

Have an active and verified X account;

A good rep and engagement on X;

Follow the rules and policies of X and the affiliate program you’re promoting;

Find your niche

When it comes to X, you have to narrow down your focus to make it big. For example, instead of talking generally about “plants” stuff, go all in on growing rare houseplants. That’s how you get a solid following, not by pushing a different affiliate deal every day. 

Another way to pick your affiliate marketing direction is to see what’s trending on the platform. You can also browse through some affiliate marketing networks to find a program that pays off. Or, if you’re a big fan, promote your favorite brand’s affiliate program. 

Now, about affiliate links on Twitter… everything is OK with them as long as you’re not bombarding people. But watch out, some links get tagged as “Unsafe”. Guess you can figure out which ones. 

Get more followers and engage with them

If you don’t know much about X/Twitter, it’s a social media site where you can share short messages. You only get 280 characters per tweet, so it’s important to focus on getting people interested. Starting by creating a great profile is key. Show off your personality and use a real photo, so people trust you. When it’s time to promote products, having an engaging profile will help you stand out.

Let’s talk about a really essential Twitter tip that a lot of affiliate marketers overlook: Don’t Buy Followers. It might make you feel good, but it’s just a waste of time and money. Paid followers usually don’t interact with your tweets because they’re often bots. Plus, you’ll lose credibility and that will affect your affiliate marketing success. 

Get people interested

So, how can you get people interested in what you’re sharing? Start by following and sharing content from popular X influencers in related niches. Tweet quotes work way better for affiliate marketing than just retweeting. Join in on the conversations, and soon some of their followers will become your fans too. Don’t know where to start? Look at what’s trending and find a discussion related to your niche. 

Don’t waste your time

But remember, as an affiliate marketer, time is money, so don’t waste it on meaningless conversations. Also, avoid getting involved in social media drama. It’s not worth your time to argue with angry people. 

Tweet a lot

Tweet a lot if you want to get noticed on X. You have to be ready to post at least 6 times a day to grab people’s attention and get clicks on your affiliate marketing links. Yeah, a single good tweet might blow up, but it’s rare. That’s why all the big influencers post content multiple times a day.

Hashtags

The trick with hashtags is to keep them on point. Don’t stuff your Tweets with hashtags for no reason. Less is more, stick to like 2–3 per tweet. 

So, how do you figure out which hashtags will help you get more followers? Well, you can check out what’s trending, or you can snoop on competitors to see what non-branded hashtags are getting attention. 

Track your progress

You have to know where you started to see how far you’ve come, right? That’s why having some analytics is crucial. The cool thing is, every X account has built-in analytics. It’s not as fancy as Google Analytics, but it should do the job for most affiliate marketers.

Final thoughts

Should You Try Affiliate Marketing on X? This is a tough question. There are legitimate affiliate marketers making money on the platform with their own products or products they promote. X should be a part of your affiliate marketing strategy, but, maybe, not your main focus. Use it to drive traffic to your website, for example, and make money that way. And remember: before completely diving in, test the waters first!

Interesting headings:

Affiliate marketing case studies

Bonuses

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[vorrentis]

TWICE X M READER X TWICE -Let’s Fuck The Night Away~ (PART 1)

Hello everyone, my name is Ace Vorrentis. 

I’m an author from Wattpad and due to a deletion of my smut book, I’m going to post my smut work on here along with two other books. 

So here’s my first chapter of the smut book, expect every chapter to be uploaded in time.

This is going to be all the members and you and plus with themselves as well.

Just letting you know, it's mostly only going to be one round with each girl, so no multiple times with any girl, but I tried to make each member have a great writing scene and different as possible for each girl instead of the nine repeating the same action.

Some will have alone time with you, some will be pleasured by you and more.

I tried to get each girl their own section, if one girl is not enough, I apologize.

ENJOY!!

PART 2 HERE

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It was the last day of December and the time was nearing for the New Year was coming fast.

Hour by hour, Seoul had more lights appearing and more people celebrating.

Most it did was make you sigh and want to get home earlier.

The reason?

You had your girlfriends there waiting for you at home.

Yes...plural.

And they all happen to be the worldwide famous Kpop group Twice...

No, you aren't kidding, you're in a relationship with all of Twice.

Your luck was far better than most...okay all.

You had nine of the most beautiful women in the world all for yourself.

How? Well...

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It's been five years since their debut.

Twice is still a group, but sadly their popularity is not as it used to be with new K-pop groups forming and breaking the k-pop world.

While they weren't as popular as before, they still were able to get some singles out that got them to be back for a short time, but a short time only.

There have been rumors about disbanding Twice due to that reason, but JYP and all Twice members disagreed about them breaking up anytime soon...only that was soon to be if they don't do something.

So to bump up their ratings and show that they can compete, they needed to do something big...that's where you came in.

You were an uprising MV director that managed music videos from the big names in the states. And each video that you worked on had major hits that caused an uprising in their popularity.

You were into writing; plots, short stories, scenarios that you imagined and brought into life with words and creativity.

You started off at some fan fiction site, called Watt Pad, writing stories for random romance scenarios. You were surging with followers rising each day.

Eventually, you were at the top of writers.

To your surprise, you got a message for one of your stories, it was chosen for a music video that was perfect for the lyrics an artist was doing.

You were hesitant as you thought it might have been a scam, I mean you were only 22 years old, why bother with someone so young.

But after delegating with the actual company, you agreed and they brought you over to help out with the video.

As soon as it was released, YouTube was all over it.

The artist had acknowledgment for their singing talent and managed to gain the surge to be invited into the music industries, but most of the praise came with the video creativity itself.

That was more than a year with you doing this. You've done 15 videos one for each month. And every one of them was a hit.

As JYP investigated your background, he liked the results and works that you have done. The best part, your age...okay that sounds bad, but he noticed that you were young, only 23, a perfect mix for the groups that were around that age anyway.

He called you himself right away.

You weren't a stranger to K-pop so when JYP called for you to come and help out him and Twice and maybe others under his label. You were shocked.

It took a bit of convincing...and money, but JYP had bought you out for JYP Entertainment for a session.

The rough thing was that you didn't know the language, but he didn't care about that as he instructed a translator to you.

You were paid of travel off towards them and there you met him along with Twice.

To their much surprise, you were young, they expected a grown man, but to see you were surprising to them.

You'll admit they were all very pretty and you were fanboying a bit when you met them, but you got into work with them quickly.

After a month of filming, writing and directing, the video was set to go...and it became their second biggest hit yet. The popularity was growing second by second, comments about the set, the video, the lyrics, the story, literally everything about it was getting fantastic positive reviews.

A celebration was in order and you and Twice hanged out for it, it didn't bother JYP since you were responsible, plus you were their age. If it was a grown man with them alone...well that was a no-no.

After that day, you'll admit, you were a bit sad now that it was done, but JYP offered to stay for one more...you accepted.

You helped them out in one music video...that led to another...then to another...

That was three years ago, now eight years after their debut Twice was still holding strong and even winning awards still to this day.

As for you, you were now part of the main team well your team now.

You were promoted after multiple jobs well done and stayed with them. It wasn't just Twice, but other groups under the label as well that you worked with, but Twice was your #1.

And as you stayed to be working here full time, and sometime between those three years, you and Twice got close...real close during productions.

Eventually, Twice learned and had a conversation amongst each other and well...they all liked you. You were the reason why they are still here performing plus other things as well.

So after much deliberation, they agreed to share. Their idea was that it was better than only one dating you and having the rest just watch and feel hurt.

After consulting with you privately, you wanted some time to think about this, while literally, any guy would agree instantly, you wanted to have really think about all this, which they accepted.

You'll admit, you liked them, all of them.

I mean how could you not, but you were supposed to work with them, not date them, but...throughout the years, they were starting to get to you, all of them, not one of them was favorable over the other to you.

And for them to like you back...all of them...

Dating one would be a dream, but dating all...you didn't know how this was going to affect their future...but one thing was for sure, you'll be damn if you let this opportunity go.

So the next day, you contacted, met and you agreed which ended up in rules such as sharing and timetables, but all in all it might turn out okay...if it was accepted.

So after the first day, the first person they talked to was their boss.

JYP was ironically okay with this...after a long talk with all the members he agreed as long as this doesn't mess with your jobs.

It couldn't be the same with some of their fans.

It took some time, but the negative responses were dying down, and eventually, they began to like Twice again...while the male audience hated your guts.

But can you blame them?

Since then you've been with them all and loved and hanged with each of them equally and vice versa.

And tonight, all ten were going to prove that.

Tonight is going to be a long night for you all.

To start the New Year off, they all decided to have a big night of fun for themselves.

You made sure constantly if they were okay with this and they said yes.

Their manager wasn't there for tonight since she was off celebrating with her family so everything was in check.

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Now...on this night, after an emergency at work, you had your mind set like a steel trap on what's to come.

It was going to be...interesting.

Each girl had their own preferences when you were with them on occasions like these.

So as you drove towards their home, not dorm, home, they were bought a new home since they were all grown up and needed a new place to live rather than the small dorm they had.

So JYP found a bigger place to which they all lived now.

Your (color) eyes watched the light glow various colors as the fireworks were popping one at a time. It wasn't that late almost 9 PM.

As you drove up, you texted the girls that you were here and the gate in front of you opened.

You parked in the driveway and as you got out of your car, you heard the front door open suddenly, revealing Sana, only wearing a bathrobe, you can see her pink bra and panties as she didn't tie it up.

Looks like she was ready for tonight.

"(YN)!" Sana yelled as she jumped into your arms.

As she hugged you she made sure to push her breasts into your chest.

She looked up at your face.

"Hey, how you doing?" You asked as you smiled and gave Sana a kiss on her soft red lips. You watched as Sana smiled back and continued to hug you.

"Good. I'm actually quite excited for tonight...daddy~" Sana replied to you with a small whisper.

Yup...different personalities.

Sana was into being submissive under your touch so...yeah, she called you 'daddy' as you went hard on her during their nights together. Since then that was your pet name for you as you got hardcore on her.

Sana grabbed hold of your hand and brought it down as she began to rub it against her pussy that was still clothed by her panties.

As you felt your hand against Sana's slit, you could easily feel her wetness and how excited she was as you brought your mouth up to Sana's and began to quickly kiss her.

Your tongues swirled around each other's as they explored each other's mouths.

"Jesus you two can't even come into the house before starting..." Someone coughed as you Sana and you make out, "We don't want pictures of this all over the Internet." Jihyo sighed as she stood there watching you and Sana.

Jihyo was straightforward. She just wants a good night for both of you.

Jihyo was also wearing a red bathrobe, tied up though, as she tapped her foot, waiting for you.

"Love you too Jihyo." You chuckled as you towards Jihyo.

As you got to her you leaned in and captured the leader's lips quickly before she could even say another word.

Jihyo continued to stand there as she kissed you and let her hands roam around your body as they heard the door close from Sana.

One arm was hooked around your neck keeping you close to her and the other hand was roaming down towards where a bulge was in your pants.

Jihyo gave out a sexy moan as her hand went over the bulge and could feel something wanting to break free.

"See? Told you they would both be the first two." Another voice spoke out as you looked up at the stairs seeing Nayeon with her arms folded as she watched you and Jihyo make out. "So impatient."

She wasn't wearing a robe, as she showed off her body in sky blue undergarments.

She watched as Sana went behind you and purposefully pushed her breasts into your back.

"They really couldn't even wait a minute for him to come in," Chaeyoung said as she appeared and stood next to Nayeon and watched the scene play out below them. Same as Nayeon, she was wearing pure purple undergarments.

Chaeyoung was the timid one of the entire group. She would be the shyest one thus making their nights more passionate and slow.

Chaeyoung looked over and saw Nayeon pulling down her blue pair of panties. Right off the bat, she could see just how wet Nayeon was and how much she really desperately wanted this night to happen.

Chaeyoung's eyes then widened as she saw what her unnie did next.

"(YN)~ come get me~" Nayeon cooed as she sat down on the stairs a few steps down and spread her legs to give you the best sight of her dripping cunt as she unclipped her bra and showed her nude body to you.

Nayeon was the opposite of Chae, she'll get into it very quickly not afraid of showing off to you. As long as you pleasure her to the max, there were no issues.

You stood there as you broke your kiss with Jihyo and shook your head.

"Impatient aren't we Nayeon." You said as you began to walk towards the stairs.

"Can you blame me~" She said looking at you.

"Didn't you both just do it last week?" Another voice spoke up as Tzuyu came from upstairs in an indigo bathrobe.

Tzuyu was the opposite of herself when onstage or live. Rather than being the awkward and silent one, she was normally the naughty one in bed.

"Yeah...and?"

"And you already had your fun with him. What about the rest of us?"

"Oh I know (YN) isn't going to leave me out," She turned to you, "Right (YN)~"

"Of course." You whispered to Nayeon as you felt two hands grabbing hold of your belt and begin to unbuckle it.

You watched as Nayeon slowly undid your belt, work on your pants, and released what every girl there wants.

"Mmm~ already big and hard" Nayeon moaned aloud as she saw your cock.

She moved her body and brought her face up to it. Nayeon then opened her mouth...

...and started to deep throat your erection as the girls heard the moan of you.

"And we're impatient huh?" Sana complained as Jihyo shook her head.

No girls were fazed by this action, they each have done it multiple times with you already, some in duos and trios, so the scene in front didn't affect them.

Besides they were all going to be doing similar things tonight with you.

"Guess they didn't even make it to room." Dahyun sighed as she stepped out from the top as well and saw the sight in front of her, making the Maknae line complete.

Dahyun was like Tzuyu, the opposite of herself on stage. The crazy eagle loved being slow and passionate in bed.

You were standing on the stairs with Nayeon a few steps higher sucking away on your cock.

"Well, it's Nayeon so what you expect." Chaeyoung sighed as she looked back and saw Dahyun watching her unnie sucking you off.

Dahyun wore nothing but a pair of white panties that curved tightly around her butt and showed off how wet she was with the wet patch on the front of her.

"Seriously, why am I getting ganged up here. I don't like waiting you know." Nayeon said as she heard the words from Dahyun and Chaeyoung and looked over to them both.

"Yah! You called us impatient?!" Sana pointed as Nayeon didn't care and went back to her blowjob.

As Nayeon went at you, another girl made her move.

She arrived from downstairs this time and saw the erotic image in front of her. A small smile crossed her lips as she licked them and decided to go and play as well.

She walked up to where you were grunting and Nayeon was still sucking on you as she took the steps up and stopped right behind you. Then she released her pink bra with ease and wrapped her arms around you and pressed her soft breasts against your back.

"So it's already starting~" Momo whispered in your ear.

"Momo." You whispered as you turned around.

Momo wasn't afraid to try anything with you or the other girls. Whatever it was, she's no stranger to it.

She smirked as she brought your head in for a kiss as Nayeon used her tongue and rolled it against your tip.

"Why don't we all head to my room instead of staying here? There are others as well." Jihyo said loudly with Sana smirking.

You quickly placed a hand on Nayeon's head and pulled yourself away from her grasp and fix your pants back up. As soon as you did, you saw Nayeon pout but you made sure to change that.

"Hey," Nayeon said with annoyance as she felt herself get picked up into your strong arms.

"Aww~ isn't that cute," Momo said as you held her like a child.

Nayeon's face went red with embarrassment as she wrapped her legs around your waist, her arms around your neck, and her head in your torso.

"We're just going to move to a bed, okay." You explained to Nayeon with a quick smile as you began walking up the rest of the stairs and began walking towards her bedroom.

"Wait." Momo spoke up which caused everyone to look at her, "How long is manager-unnie gone?"

"About a week...Oh no no no no Momo." Jihyo spoke up, "We're not doing it in her room."

"It's the biggest room, plus she has the biggest bed," Momo spoke back.

"Yeah let's do it there," Nayeon spoke up as everyone else nodded.

"You three as well!?" Jihyo said pointing at the maknae line.

"It is cozy and spacious," Tzuyu said as the other two nodded.

"We'll just have to clean up really well after we're done." Sana reasoned.

"...fine," Jihyo stated as everyone cheered.

As soon as you started walking with Nayeon in your arms you heard the other three girls follow up the stairs and the maknae line heading to the room in front of you.

Quickly with the silence of anticipation in the air, you and the rest of the beautiful women all got into the master bedroom.

When they bought the house; they still had to pair amongst each other, but they didn't mind that; Sana and Mina, Momo and Jeongyeon, Nayeon and Jihyo, and the Maknae line shared amongst the three as they didn't mind sharing again.

Their manager had the master bedroom to herself.

The bed was white as clouds and soft as silk, the floor was carpeted with soft light brown carpet, the walls were a nice white color, and the women in the room were stripping their clothes.

"Mina and Jeong?" You asked.

"Getting food for our New Years' celebration, but they'll be here shortly. After all, we'll need the energy...you in particular." Jihyo answered. "Remember girls, once (YN) finishes in you, he moves to the next girl. Only fair for us to share equally." Jihyo said loudly as everyone nodded.

"Enough talk! (YN)! Let's get to it!" Nayeon yelled from your hands. "Just fuck me already~" You looked at Nayeon with an eager smile on her face.

"Impatient little devil, alright let's do this." You declared.

You placed Nayeon face-up on the bed, you were standing over her as Nayeon stayed lying down.

You then purposely had your cock lay on Nayeon's slit as you heard her moan and then looked back to watch your lovers strip the undergarments with the exception of Tzuyu who just took her robe off to reveal her already nude.

The maknae line, Momo, Jihyo, and Sana were all finishing undressing as the pairs of panties, bras, and robes began littering the floor. The only clothing on them was Tzuyu and Momo both of whom were wearing black stockings that pressed onto their thighs.

You licked your lips at the sight of their bodies, their drenched, trimmed pussies just aching for your filling.

You got in the nude as well.

"Well let's begin." You said as they all nodded. 'Hopefully, those pills work, cause it's gonna be a long one.'

Slowly you began to slide your erection into Nayeon. You could feel just how wet she was and just how badly she wanted you.

"Hmm~ Finally~ (YN)~" Nayeon whispered with a gasp coming out of her mouth.

Her eyes watched you carefully as she gripped her breasts and pushed them together. You were standing and were forced to look to the side as your lips connected to Sana's with her arms wrapped around your neck.

"You know you really shouldn't tease us like this, plus you have eight others waiting~" Sana whispered to you as she broke the kiss with a thin piece of salvia between their mouths.

She quickly licked her lips and took in the salvia and hummed to herself in satisfaction.

"Don't worry...I plan on going giving each one of you a good round." You replied as you gave her a smirk. She returned with a smirk of her own.

She leaned into your ear.

"I want the full force for me~" She added with a wink. You nodded at her.

"For the love of god hur-RY!" Nayeon began to whisper as her fingers pinched her nipples and suddenly screamed from another thing happening to her.

Sana started to play with Nayeon's clit as well as sucking on her nipple, she gnawed and twisted and pulled on the hardened nip while Nayeon brought her hand that was assisting her on top of Sana's head to go further.

The sight in front of you only made you go frenzied with lust as you pushed Nayeon's legs apart and began to thrust into her core.

Without even a word you went straight into her and felt her wet walls.

So soft, so tight, and so amazing was all you can describe it.

And soon it would be the same words with eight others.

You could feel the grip that it had on your erection and knew this was just one of many experiences you would be having tonight.

You then started pumping in and out of Nayeon.

Meanwhile, Jihyo was just standing and watching Nayeon getting fucked by you and teased by Sana. Her going first only made her core swell and wanted you even more.

She heard the gasps of Tzuyu eating Chaeyoung out in the corner of the room on a chair with Chaeyoung pinching her petite nipple with one hand and the other grasping Tzuyu's hair which caused Jihyo to softly rub her pussy as well.

She also spotted Dahyun and Momo making out with Dahyun on top of Momo, their breasts pressed together as their bodies and hands were tangled in heaping groans.

They were certainly no strangers to each other's bodies.

Five years before (YN), living with each other all while having the same needs...it was bound to happen, it's just a well-kept secret from everyone except (YN) whom they trust...since he found out soon after their private sessions.

She desired you now, but you were only just starting on Nayeon.

While she looked around the room to think of something to do while you began to work on Nayeon and got a perfect idea.

Jihyo quickly crawled up on the bed and got to Nayeon on her right side with Sana on the left. She saw that her eyes were closed and went in for it.

Just as her lips connected she heard a gasp from her and used that to her advantage as she pushed her warm tongue deep into Nayeon's mouth, twirling around with her Nayeon's tongue as Nayeon brought her left hand on top of Jihyo's head like Sana's.

Now both of the two unnies were making out with each other while you were splitting Nayeon open all the while Sana was still at Nayeon's breasts.

The tightness wrapped around your dick only made it worse, as you held Nayeon's legs far apart and pushed into her with a slip all you could feel was just how tight she was.

The walls, the wetness, and the feeling urged you to cum quick, but you needed to keep going or else you wouldn't hear the end of it from Nayeon.

"Fuck me harder!" Nayeon screamed as her lips separated from Jihyo's. She leaned and gasped as she felt your cock attacking at her womb with each thrust as she grasped the bed sheet with pleasure. "I know you can go harder (YN)! Abuse me!"

Jihyo then got off her and went to your side, enjoying the squirming Nayeon that had her face scrunched and Sana attacking her breasts.

Then she brought your head towards her and you both kissed and sloppily made out.

You were bringing her great pleasure and much to her dismay, she was getting closer to her orgasm.

Bliss...pleasure...just some of the so many emotions that her body was beginning to react.

Suddenly the tightness of Nayeon's sex grew even more as you felt yourself reaching your peak.

“Ara ara~ We’re close~" Sana whispered in Nayeon's ear as she saw you grunting and Nayeon moaning.

Her own pussy was leaking, as she so badly wanted to be in Nayeon's spot.

But she was patient enough to wait it out.

"(YN)...a-almost!"Nayeon suddenly yelled as you stopped with Jihyo to look into Nayeon's eyes.

"Mmm...you're going to cum in her, right?" Sana asked as she sat at the edge of the bed and looked straight at your dick thrusting into Nayeon's pussy. "Go ahead, we're all protected so fill her up~" She added, seeing the glint in your eyes and knew she was only pushing you closer to the edge.

Nayeon moaned again as she felt Sana warm tongue against her clit with your cock still knocking into her.

The combined feeling had pushed her... she was officially at her limit.

Her eyes were clenched shut as you suddenly slowed your thrust to a halt and felt everything squeeze around your dying erection.

Nayeon yelled out a sudden moan as she was forced to arch her back. She knew all eyes were on her as she felt the warmth of something gooey push into her womb.

"So...warm..." Nayeon sighed in bliss. "God I love you (YN)..."

As her heartbeat ran out of control and her breath was hard she felt you leave her.

"Love you too Nay." You returned as Nayeon gave a flashy smile.

"I’m jealous, the first load is always the biggest~" Sana giggled as she looked down and saw your spunk quickly drip out of Nayeon and leak onto the bed.

She licked her lips as she leaned down to have a taste.

"Mmm...while Sana cleans up Nayeon, let me help clean you up~" Jihyo whispered into your ear from behind you as she purposely dragged her breasts along your back until she got onto her knees and in front of your erection.

It was still covered in your and Nayeon's mixed juices. She quickly opened her mouth and started what she set out to do.

Heaven was what was happening.

The pleasure was surging everywhere in you and so many things were happening.

You watched Jihyo began work on your dick as Sana work on Nayeon's pussy. Nayeon was still gasping for air and trying to calm down. Chaeyoung and Tzuyu were done as they watched you while they were playing with themselves.

Momo and Dahyun were now kissing on the floor where they were with Dahyun straddling Momo.

"Fuck..." you grunted again as you felt Jihyo's warm mouth. Her soft wet tongue twirling around your erection was making your cock return to its length.

After a minute...

"Oh good...it's back." Jihyo giggled quietly as she let get of your erection and saw it once more standing up with its veins throbbing.

Now her lower half that she had been playing with was becoming quaky, you wanted to be in her, she wanted it in her.

"It's my turn~"Jihyo whispered into your ear.

Without even a gasp she felt you grab her and pull her up into your arms.

Now she was in your strong arms bridal style as you walked towards your own objective.

Jihyo's brown eyes glistened as she saw where you were going; the nice large chair where the maknae were, as they saw the two coming near, both Tzuyu and Chae moved for you two.

"Got to get comfortable." You told Jihyo as you turned around and sat down. You quickly moved Jihyo so she was straddling you, facing to you.

"Ohh (YN)~" Jihyo felt the warmth spread through her body as your skin touched her body.

What made her shiver was your cock sat in between her legs ready to pound into her.

"Just relax...I'll make you feel good." You whispered into Jihyo's ear as your breath rolled along her neck, you then left a warm kiss on her neck.

Slowly you put small butterfly kisses down her neck as you ran your hand along her warm thigh.

You whispered as you brought both of your hands onto her waist. With that, you pushed up into her.

Before she could mutter or say another word you slowly inserted your dick straight into her warm tight cunt.

A grunt escaped your mouth as you felt the walls of her wrap around your cock. Your ears could only hear the small mewls and gasps of Jihyo wiggling and struggling.

Your erection filled Jihyo's insides to the brim and made sure to keep her full.

The only reason you hadn't started to pump into her was that you were nice enough to wait for her to adjust.

Then from behind Jihyo, two of the J-line members came over to you. Looks like Sana wants to observe with you as Momo just came with her.

As both of the women arrived they licked their lips and sat right down in front of where you were sitting with Jihyo on your lap and riding you softly.

You sat up to begin licking Jihyo's earlobe tenderly and she panted lustfully at this.

She couldn't believe the levels of pleasure she was feeling and her lust for you rose as she gently palmed your face and softly kissed your lips.

Both of their tongues met lustfully as their lips kept in sync with one another.

The pair moaned into each other's mouths as your fingers started flicking Jihyo's erect tits and tweaking them and she mewled into the kiss as a result.

Both Japanese women were sitting in front of them watching the whole scene; they swung their hair back as they both began to lick their lips.

"Oh, come on (YN)...just fuck her already." Sana giggled as you let go of the kiss.

"Hmm...you're right." You replied to Sana with a huge grin on your face as you finally pushed Jihyo up and began your pumps. As they met for the first pound a meaty slap was heard as they both moaned.

After that small slaps could be heard as you kept pushing up on Jihyo to let yourself out of her and then used gravity to bring her back down with you inside of her.

Momo giggled as she saw the state of euphoria their leader was in. She watched Jihyo and looked back down to see Sana digging in.

It caused a blissful screech of pleasure as Jihyo sat there moaning each time as her breasts kept going up and down.

"Wait, turn her around." Momo asked as you slowed down enough to a halt.

"Wait...wh-" Jihyo was asking but was stopped as you forced her body to spin around with the assistance of Sana and Momo.

"Okay, go on." Momo said.

You then continued your pounding as you grabbed her waist and started to drill her making Jihyo just continue to moan.

"Ohh, great idea Momo." Sana pointed out as she leaned forward and ran her warm tongue along Jihyo's exposed pussy with you still deep in her. The thrusting didn't help keep Jihyo's body still, but she managed to get the taste of their leader and you.

Jihyo couldn't do anything but feel the sensation that you and the squirrel were giving her...suddenly she felt another sensation.

Momo began to stand up and her breath rolled down Jiho's bare body. Slowly she watched as her mouth got closer and closer to her perky large breasts that were bouncing up and down with you pounding into her.

Jihyo moaned as she felt Momo grabbed them hard and her warm mouth attach to her nipple.

She could feel tongue swirling around her nipple as moans escaped her mouth.

Her body was in total shut down as the three people were attacking her at once.

You were easily dominating her as she's sat there in your lap being pounded into, eaten out and sucked on. All she could do was sit there and feel the pleasure pulse through her body.

Then out of nowhere, someone's lips were on yours as you looked to see Tzuyu holding your face as she sucked your lips for entry. You opened them and her tongue instantly came into your mouth, exploring every space of it.

You then took one hand off of Jihyo's waist and inserted your fingers into Tzuyu's slit, going in and out quickly. Tzuyu groaned and moaned into your mouth as you felt her start humping into your fingers.

As you thrust into Jihyo by pushing up on her, Sana had her tongue attached to Jihyo's soaking slit, juices started to mix and leak from her entry.

The taste of you and Jihyo mixed juices was godly to her.

"Momo." She said as Momo looked at her.

Sana lapsed up a big lick and had some juice stuck in her mouth.

She then moved to Momo and they both kissed each other as Sana grabbed Momo and pushed the juice in her and smothered her tongue on Momo's.

They pulled away as saliva trailed from their lips as Momo licked her lips.

"Delicious." She said.

The erotic sight was too much for Jihyo.

"I-I c-can't...l-last!"Jihyo groaned as her pussy was gripping and getting tighter around you. Her body was tipping and her mind was seeing stars. She wanted to cum so badly, but she didn't want to.

She wanted more pleasure.

Jihyo moaned loudly again and again as she could hardly take any more.

"Oh god...fuck I'm going to cum..."Jihyo suddenly said aloud as her eyes opened wide in surprise.

She wouldn't be able cum with you, it was far too early for you, and you had the stamina to keep going at it.

You let go of Tzuyu's session and held back onto Jihyo and pounded her quickly. You were coming close as well and decided to focus on Jihyo.

"Wait...almost...th-there." You groaned.

Jihyo huffs and puffs were getting erratic as she tried her best to hold on, but you were getting close and close as you felt sensation from your lower half.

"Jihyo go...for it." You grunted.

As soon as your voice was heard, she screamed.

"(YN)!" Jihyo screamed as her pussy clamped down onto you with ultimate amounts of pleasure as her orgasm came, luckily Sana was there to help with the leaking mix as it came out of Jihyo's cavern.

You also came into her as you pushed one last deep thrust into her sending another wave of cum into her.

Jihyo's body felt weak and collapsed backward onto your torso.

"That...was...amazing...I love you...(YN)..." Jihyo muttered while cuddling against you.

You kissed her on the top of her head.

"Love you too Ji..."

Momo stopped, but Sana kept licking until there was no more.

She finally stopped leaking according to Sana, as she was taken off your erection and pulled up into your arms again.

You walked over to the bed and laid Jihyo down, next to Nayeon who was just looking up at the ceiling, as she gasped for breath.

You were also getting some air back, but your erection still stood high.

Suddenly someone grabbed your cock as you turned to see Tzuyu.

"Your fingers were good, but now I want this~" She emphasized by tugging your cock.

"Heh, then tell me how badly you want me to fuck you~" You smirked with Tzuyu repeating the notion.

"I want you to break me." She whispered in a hot breath in your ear.

Tzuyu was a choice of few words type of girl and quiet out in public, but she had wild side of her when the doors are shut and you with her. Your first time with her was surprising with her in bed but you enjoyed it nevertheless.

"Oh don't you worry, you can start by going on all fours on the bed. Show me how wet you are my little slut."

Already, Tzuyu knew what you had in mind and nodded. She removed herself from your cock, which looked ready to burst and went down on her hands and knees.

She looked back with her innocent face expression as she toyed her wet pussy to you.

"Yes. Exactly like that." You grabbed her ass to see how they felt and it felt very nice and firm.

You loved what she saw and feel. Including how Tzuyu's ass looked raised up.

Your hands went to Tzuyu's hips while lining up your cock toward Tzuyu's pussy and thrust the whole thing in wasting no time.

Tzuyu gasped as you started to thrust in and out of the savage of Twice.

"Oh, fucking god yes! Fuck my pussy from behind!" You were all too glad to follow that up.

You went in as far as you could inside her body as you could as you pulled back out only to slam into her again. Tzuyu loved how forceful you were in fucking her.

It felt amazing to her and encouraged it.

"Harder! Fuck my pussy harder! It's yours, it's all yours just... HARDER!" 

You started to slam your shaft as hard as you could in and out quickly to please her.

You were achieving it quite easily considering the wild moans Tzuyu was giving off. You leaned in while screwing the girl as your hands slid toward Tzuyu's breasts and grabbed them hard.

"Yes! Fondle my tits while fucking me! My body is yours!"

You decided to play Tzuyu's game as she was getting into it too much.

"You feel so good, Tzuyu! Your pussy feels so hot and tight! I love how you're taking my cock so well!" You raised Tzuyu's torso along with yours up until they both up kneeling on their knees with your chest pressed against Tzuyu's back and started to fuck her mad like a piston.

"Mold my pussy (YN)! Mold it to your hard cock!"

Tzuyu's mind was lost to lust as she couldn't think of anything else but the guy who was fucking her.

All she could feel was how roughly you were fondling her breasts, the slamming of your dick into her.

"Tzuyu...look at me." 

The savage turned her head around only for you to crash your lips against hers and insert your tongue into the other girl's mouth.

Tzuyu couldn't resist and let you dominate her mouth.

Their moaning was stifled by the kiss.

You were fucking Tzuyu from behind while grabbing her breasts and kissing her. It was absolutely perfect for her.

And to the others, as the sight was making them feel hornier.

Then you pulled her down on the bed, still behind her as you laid behind in a spooning position and you forced her to arched her leg into the air with your right arm and began to fuck her again.

Tzuyu moaned loudly into your mouth, as they were still into the kiss, and her body rocked back and forth as you started pummeling deep in into her pussy.

"Yes, ruin me! Take me (YN)!" She roared out as she broke the kiss as you focused on fucking her.

You moaned at the pleasant feeling of her warm and tight innards enveloping you while she moaned from how big you were inside of her, becoming rougher in pounding Tzuyu and her breathing became deep.

You could feel something building up inside of you and realized that it may be almost time to come.

All the feeling did was make you fuck Tzuyu furiously as possible before it was too late.

You were close to her peak as was Tzuyu but neither wanted this to stop.

They wanted to continue this for as long as possible.

Sadly, all good things had to come to an end.

Without warning, you stopped and came inside Tzuyu straight into her womb.

At the same time, Tzuyu came and clenched even tighter than before around your rod.

She could feel the warmth of you deep within her and filling her up.

They both stayed in position reveling in their climax together.

After it had passed, they broke the kiss and you removed yourself from Tzuyu with what semen was left over began to leak out of the brunette's pussy.

"Wow (YN)...that was...I love you..." Tzuyu managed to say to you before she gently fell down on the bed, enjoying the sensation that you gave her.

"L-love you too Tzu..." You muttered stroking her cheek.

"Ohh...looks like someone needs cleaning up~ Dahyun care to share?" Momo spoke up as Dahyun came over instantly and both started to work on Tzuyu's slit.

You got back off the bed and saw the scene of Momo and Dahyun feasting on Tzuyu.

Then your vision became black...not from the fatigue, but...

"Guess who?" Suddenly a small sweet voice asked as two small soft hands covered your eyes.

You smiled as you figured the voice immediately.

"I’m guessing Chae?" You said as you pulled her soft hands away from her eyes and looked behind. 

“You’re right~” 

Now in front of you was the cub of the group with a smile on her face.

Without a moment's notice, Chaeyoung leaned in and captured your lips.

As you both made out with their tongues swirling around each other she moaned out in your mouth. Without realizing it, she began to walk backward towards the room's white walls as you gently pushed her against it.

When they arrived, you sandwiched her between it and yourself as your cock now sat between her legs and teased where it wanted to go.

Chaeyoung whimpered as she shifted her body and ran her lips along your shaft. She could feel the pleasure course through her body and it wasn't even inside yet.

You then decided to let the kiss go and go down and kiss her neck, Chaeyoung gave you a bit more room as she leaned her head to give you more access.

Your hand slid up her front to brush her hair aside, brushing the soft, dark hair away from her smooth shoulders as you sucked on her neck.

You kneeled down further as you gave her butterfly kisses downwards till you stopped at her breasts as you gave each nipple a sensual lick to which the made cub shuddered.

You disappointed her by going down further as you gave pecks on her slim tummy.

You kept going downwards till you were at your destination, Chaeyoung kept her body in check so the sight of her clearly wet, shaved slit was intoxicating to you.

You leaned forward and gave one long lick up as Chaeyoung's body struggled to keep still.

Then you started to feast on her pussy.

Chaeyoung's breathing was uncontrollable as she held your air as you licked her up big time. Then you really got in there as you brought her legs upward and over your shoulders and pushed your head deep in her.

Chaeyoung's legs were now over her shoulders as she used you and the wall for support as you kept licking her out and even playing with her clit with your fingers.

She was gasping at the sensation as she smiled at the air as her eyes were shut, then out of nowhere, she felt a lick on her neck as she opened and saw Nayeon sucking her neck where you were just doing.

She then pulled back and gave Chaeyoung an alluring glare and went straight to her nipples.

She twisted and turned one as she sucked the other.

Chayoung couldn't hold out much longer from the assault and just let it go, squirting her orgasm out and over your face, you tried to drink as much, but Chae had produced too much for you.

After she felt calm enough, gently pulled her legs off and down on the carpet, as you stood up, face drenched in Chaeyoung's love juices.

"Let me help~" Nayeon said as she licked every part of your face clean, drinking in the leftovers of Chaeyoung.

But then she took one last lick of cum of you and you saw it dripping off her tongue as she turned and kissed Chaeyoung, and depositing it into her welcoming mouth.

Surprised at the action, but didn't hither her as Chaeyoung took it all and swallowed her own cum.

The sight was a warm sight to you...thank fucking god you stayed here.

Nayeon then pulled away with a pop and looked at you.

"Carry on." She said as she moved a bit away.

"Ready my little cub?" You asked as your hands began traveling; one going down her side to her waist and the other on its way to her thigh.

Chaeyoung nodded to you as a smile graced her lips. With that, she didn't need to wait for even a second as she felt something hard press along her lips and push in.

A gasp escaped her luscious lips as she was spread open and felt herself being filled up and stretched out.

Her dark eyes, watched your (Color) eyes as she saw them with the intense determination that honestly made her wetter down there.

The first pump made her body be in bliss, the ones after brought her to a moan and release yells of your name.

"(YN)..." Chaeyoung softly moaned out as she felt you pull out of her and pushed into her without hesitation.

Her tight walls were heaven; pump after pump made you grunt more than ever.

You wanted to just go in and out of her but knew you needed to take your time with Chae. With your moments with her before, she preferred slow and delicate.

DDDIIIINNNGGG

Everyone except you and Chae heard the bell on the door downstairs. Chea's mind didn't care about anything but what you were doing to her.

You was still going in and out of her as she was pressed between the hard wall and you.

Gasps once more escaped her lips as you left gentle kisses down her neck towards her bouncing breasts.

"Ugh... I'll go open the gate." Sana sighed as she heard the knocking downstairs. She quickly grabbed a robe that was discarded and headed to the door.

She looked over and saw you pounding the cub as she was stuck between the wall and you.

Sana giggled as she watched and went to open for the two missing members.

"Oh..." Chaeyoung gasped as her vision was having issues, the blurriness was overcoming her, and her pussy was pulsing.

Chaeyoung once more let a moan escape and began to arch her back as she stood there being thoroughly fucked.

Your hips were going faster you kept on knocking into Chaeyoung with a slap of their skin meeting together.

You could feel Chaeyoung beginning to shake under you as she leaned farther back and how tight she was becoming. They were staring into each other's eyes, panting and groaning.

There was no going back as you felt the familiar feeling of you.

The bliss, the pleasure, and the satisfaction were beyond godly.

Her tight walls wrapped around your cock was now making you tip between your edge and exploding inside of her.

"(YN)...please." Chaeyoung whispered as she looked straight into your (Color) eyes with her glistening ones.

Who were you to deny her?

Her ears perked up as she heard the grunts from you and began to suddenly feel your cock beginning to expand upon its near release.

Her body began to go crazy and she suddenly lost any control and submitted to you. Chaeyoung began to moan loudly as she felt her body getting ready to have your seed.

"Inside!" She yelled.

As her word finished, your eyes flashed and it was as if that was all it needed to trigger.

Suddenly you felt the amazing stirring feeling and pushed into her one more time before you stopped yourself.

With that, you could feel Chaeyoung tightly wrap around you and feel as you pumped everything you had into her.

You didn't hold back, you only grunted as your tip hit Chaeyoung's womb and began to push every ounce of your seed deep into her.

The warmth began to spread through her body as she arched her back the best she could against the smooth wall behind her.

Her eyes were heavily closing as she held your erection inside of her. She wanted everything you had inside of her, she wanted to be closer, and be one with you.

"(YN)..." Chaeyoung whispered once more as she leaned forward onto you. Her perky breasts were between your chest and herself as she leaned her head against your shoulder.

"(YN)...I love you..." She spoke as her eyes began to shut.

"Love you too my little Chae..." you returned.

Tired was the only word coming it her mind as a smile of pure happiness was on her face.

"Heh, it seems we got good timing. And in the manager's room as well. Naughty."

You looked over at the door as you held the leaning Chaeyoung in your arms.

Jeongyeon and Mina were underneath the doorframe with Sana behind them.

"We brought food, it's on th-" 

And just like that Momo walked passed them.

"-table." Mina finished.

"Hey...you...two." You said to the two members between each breath.

With that, you scooped Chaeyoung up into your arms and began to walk towards the bed to let her rest and recover. You could hear her breath coming from her mouth and nostrils.

"Wow seems she got a lot as well~" Nayeon told you as she crawled over to the bed and laid down next to Chaeyoung, she traced her slit as Chae shuddered a bit and scooped up the cum that was still leaking from her and inserted it into her mouth and then moved Chaeyoung’s chin.

“Open wide Chae~” Nayeon kissed Chaeyoung as the younger one returned the kiss, swapping the cum and saliva from each. While keeping up with the make out, Nayeon hovered over Chaeyoung as she pressed her pussy over Chaeyoung’s who wrapped her arms around Nayeon’s neck as Nayeon started to grind in place, causing both to groan together.

"Must have been good, hopefully, I can get some of it~"Jeongyeon whispered as she walked over to you with a sway of her hips.

Along the way, she took her sweater off, showcasing her skin tight/see through shirt and bra..

And quickly her shirt and bra in lightning speed as she was daring to go.

Jeongyeon was a mix between Nayeon and Chaeyoung, she's not shy enough to not start flirting and getting into it, but just want's to be close to you all the time.

"Don't forget about me~" Mina said approaching you as well.

Mina is a mix of everyone, rough, soft, one on one, groups, she didn't really care long as you were there with her.

"And leave you two out? Never. But you'll have to wait." You instructed as Jeongyeon stopped in front of you, pouting, but then you felt Jeongyeon's soft hand grab hold of your erection and slowly begin to rub it.

"So about halfway there then~ So who's next? If someone isn't going, I'm taking (YN) now." Jeongyeon announced while moving her hand back and forth as she looked over at the three other remaining women who hadn't been done yet.

"Well, I co-" Sana began to say as she quickly smiled and tried to be next but sadly you interrupted her words.

"Seems Dahyun's already in a good position." You spoke, looking over at Dahyun and saw her sitting with her legs spread on the chair you had fucked Jihyo on.

"Sorry Sana." You said as she pouted.

"Ugh...Mina, get on the bed." Sana ordered her as Mina after she took her clothes off and lavender underwear, laid down for Sana to hover over Mina’s face to eat her pussy out.

Momo came back quickly with some fruit in her hands as she saw the shaven cunt of Mina. She then ate all the contents of the food in her hands as she came towards and started to eat Mina out.

“Oh Jeong~” Jihyo called Jeongyeon out as she laid on the floor, “I’m feeling a bit hungry~” She spoke as Jeongyeon got the message and proceeded to kneel beside Jihyo, turning herself around, hovering her leg over Jihyo’s head and started having a sixty-nine course meal with the leader of Twice. 

You looked at the erotic sight of each girl pleasuring each other and you were aching at that point.

"May I join~" Tzuyu muttered, sitting near Nayeon and Chaeyoung as the two stopped kissing and Nayeon smirked.

“Course you can,” Nayeon moved to the side as Tzuyu laid on top of Chaeyoung as well. She flipped her hair to the side and pressed her lips on Chaeyoung’s as Nayeon leaned down to with the three now engaging in a three way kiss.

Dahyun's fingers entering her lower lips as you smirked at how wet she was as you walked towards her.

"You gonna fuck me good (YN)~" Dahyun whispered so low that it sounded like a purr.

She practically moaned as she kept playing with herself as you stood over her and looked down at her body.

“And here I thought you were suppose to be a good girl?” You grinned as Dahyun smirked.

“I haven’t, I’ve been a bad girl~ Maybe you should punish me~” Dahyun muttered.

With that, she felt your strong hand grab hold of her breast and began to squeeze and play with it. Her brown eyes traveled down your body as she looked at your body and the monster between your legs...she was happy.

Your erection stood tall as you leaned down slightly and suddenly prompted yourself over her with your hands holding yourself with the arms of the large chair.

Your erection brushed against Dahyun's already wet pussy. Your lips connected to her as she quickly allowed your tongue access to her mouth.

Slowly with a moan, she felt your hard cock push slightly into her and began to open her up. They were now one as they moaned and you pumped straight into her.

Her eyes widened even further as you hit her womb but she quickly closed her eyes once more.

Her hair was a mess and her body was reacting to your thrust and power.

Your erection was filling her full, no space was untaken.

Your tongues danced as you thrust in and out of her, not a second was wasted as they stayed connected and the blissful pleasure coursed in their body.

Having you in her made her body ache with tension and lust. She couldn't control her hands as they wrapped around your back and arched her back.

Dahyun had her breasts smothered against your chest and the slapping sound was heard all over the room.

With each slap, their privates met and pulled away from each other only to be repeated again and again, to gain the pleasure they both oh so loved.

"(YN) wait..." Dahyun gasped once more as she stopped their kiss and gasped for some air.

"Sorry, was I hurting you?" You asked.

Dahyun smiled at your concern.

"Just the opposite~ I want to re-adjust myself."

Dahyun lifted herself off of you as she got up.

"Hold me up (YN)~" You understood what she meant and you grabbed her and lifted her up. Her hands wrapped around your neck and legs around your waist. You then guided your cock into her snatch once more.

As they connected again, her body was aching with happiness and pleasure as she was now riding down as you thrust upward while both kissed.

Sadly it wasn't long since they had already started for a bit.

“God you so big~ Hmm fuck me till I’m raw (YN)~”

Having her tight pussy wrapped around your cock made things heaven for you for the fifth time now.

You thrust again into Dahyun as you grunted aloud. Each grunt you made, you knew you were getting closer and closer to your orgasm again.

Slowly, but surely you were almost ready to fill her.

"Keep...going!" Dahyun moaned aloud.

Her body was begging to move on its own as she tried to get into a position that helped her receive even more pleasure. Because of that, her limit kept getting closer and closer.

"(YN)!" Dahyun screamed as her nails dug straight into your back as she curled up, arching her back away from you.

The pleasure kept coursing and the heavenly walls became even tighter.

Without warning, you stopped and came inside Dahyun straight into her womb. At the same time, Dahyun came and clenched even tighter than before around your rod.

She could feel the warmth of her lover deep within her and filling her up to the brim, making her shutter.

They both stayed in position reveling in their climax together.

"Hmmm...you're so warm (YN)...I love you..." She pecked you on the lips as you returned it.

"L-love you (huff) too Dahyun..." You returned as she smiled with joy.

As you finished and thought it was enough, you saw Dahyun's grin and her eyes slightly closed.

You then gently placed her on the seat as Dahyun just leaned back against the chair and just sat there looking up at the ceiling, feeling your warmth inside of her as she goofily smiled at your job well done.

You were now starting to feel the tiredness of your body as you went through five of the Twice idols already.

'Just...four more.' You thought to yourself as you swiped the sweat off your forehead.

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And that’s part 1 of 2, hopefully I’ll upload the next one in the next few hours, till then...

PART 2 HERE

Thanks for taking a pause in your life to read this!

[amazingphilza]

twitchcon :: cc!multiple x reader

fluff , platonic , gender neutral ! some mcyt headcanons if you were to attend twitchcon w them

cc’s included in order: tommyinnit , tubbo , ranboo , wilbur soot , philza , technoblade

cw: kinda lengthy for the minors (i think), not as much for the hags LMAO /hj

tommyinnit

this man is so excited to be at his first twitchcon & being able to hang out with all his best friends makes it a hundred times better

when he isn’t at a panel or doing meet & greets, he’s dragging you everywhere to see the whole convention center (clingyinnit)

he is just so at awe despite this not being his first convention to attend

you’d be surprised he gets tired pretty quickly & stops over to the partner lounge

you both rest for a bit against a wall in a pretty packed hallway despite it being an exclusive area to twitch partners

every time a famous streamer walks by he will yell it out and record it then vlog your reaction, even if they’re surrounded with bodyguards & trying to get to another place quickly

he’d zoom in his camera to their face at a horrible angle and be like

“oh my god it is THE ninja. ninja famous fortnite player, HELLO.”

but he gets completely ignored

then the camera pans out to you, still really zoomed in that the capture is blurry

“ninjainnit?”

“EH?”

tommy is so confused, forgetting the bit ninja did on his twitter where he renamed himself ‘ninjainnit’ for a split second

okay tommy isn’t that athletic but he will chase you and the rest of your group down a hallway if he had to

he’d probably find a toy gun from the artist alley/seller booths and shoot you and wilbur with it

but if tommy stumbles across any of the dream team, it’s about to be minecraft manhunt but irl

and he will def play his stream music while walking or smth when he’s bored (or trying to jump dream & sapnap)

** DO DO DO DO MANHUNT MUSIC **

oh my god,, now thinking about it he’s probably the one to open like random doors of empty rooms and steal stuff while you film him

like he will take a random empty glass, a bunch of pens, a freebie t-shirt, everything he sees he takes with him and you’re just panic

“tommy we’re literally not supposed to be here, and i’m stuck here filming you. it’s surely a felony in action”

“well, it’s their fault for leaving the doors open! plus this is great content. who’s the dirty crime boy now, HM?”

you’d tell wilbur about this and he’d scold tommy and threaten him with the same pen tommy stole

tommy probably would also drag you some weird event happening outside twitchcon along with tubbo and ranboo

“pokimane is giving out free pizza to everyone if we go to this one restaurant down the street!”

“we are literally gonna get bombarded. have you forgot you’re like three of twitch’s top streamers? i’d rather pay for all of our meals than try getting free pizza from pokimane against all her other fans”

“DEAL! let’s go to five guys then!”

you unfortunately end up paying for all 3 of their meals and picking on their food instead of buying your own

even with all of them making way more money than you, they still happen to be cheapskates

OR tommy will end up getting a burrito from a taco truck, immediately making a mess of himself, then proceed to complain how messy the food is to eat despite knowing what he was getting himself into before even ordering

“shit my clothes are all ruined now!”

“well that’s your fault you got a burrito, as if it’s your first time having one”

“i mean the food is good, i’m not complaining about that but i don’t think it’s that good that it’s worth costing my red and white shirt, im just saying”

tubbo

same with tommy, he is so excited

i don’t know why but i imagine him overpacking his suitcase and you making fun of him for it

anyway tubbo has his irl backpack on and streaming EVERYTHING

probably spends a lot of time at a bunch of different booths, checking out all the pointless gadgets he could buy for his stream

you’re the one to stop him from doing so

“TUBBO IT’S LITERALLY OVER TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, STOP. DONT GET IT.”

“WHY NOT?? IT WILL BE COOL FOR MY STREAM AND I WILL USE IT EVERYDAY”

“okay theoretically speaking, how the hell are you going to even bring it home? which—let me remind you—is across the country for you and not to mention the giant ocean separating america and the uk”

“free ship-pang!!!”

“i hate to break it to you tubbo but there is no way you can get free shipping on a FIVE FOOT PC. it’s nearly as tall as you! what are you even gonna do on it, hack the government???”

the arguments are all lighthearted but eventually you give in and let him splurge over a thousand dollars in different devices he claimed he “needed”

i could honestly see him visiting the beaches in san diego and going for a swim or even renting out a boat to use for a bit :D

also he’d bring benson along with him and taking a bunch of scenic photos with it in them

i have a feeling he’s the type to schedule a spontaneous meet & greet because he was bored & gets in trouble for causing a mob in a certain part of the convention

he’s like “oh god, i did not expect this many of the bois to show up AHAHAH oops”

tubbo would def pull a lilypichu and bring his melodica or ukulele and play themes while following random people/cosplayers

at the end of the day, you’d find his bag just stuffed with crap he either got for free or bought in the convention

“how did you get all that stuff? i was with you all day??? and it’s only the first day of the convention, hello?? it looks like you’ve been collecting as if twitchcon has went on for a week already!”

“HA i have my ways, do not underestimate my powers”

lani would probably tag along for the vacation honestly

like whenever someone comes up to her giving her gifts/asking for pics, you and tubbo would tease her about how famous she is

and i dunno but something about tubbo just gives me this amusement park energy and going to legoland and spending the whole day there since it’s near by and because he can

ranboo

he is like a beacon in a sea of people, that’s it .

i honestly just see him causing as much chaos as the other two

ranboo would probably like take someone’s camera whether if they’re streaming or if it’s for the vlog, hold it up high, and point the camera directly above someone’s face

it did not matter how tall you were and if you had platform shoes on, ranboo was a skyscraper next to you

“HAHAH this is how i see you from this height, this is funny”

then he shows you the vid of the recording of him getting like an aerial view of your face

like you see your nose and all your pores and just overall a bad angle to be captured in

“OH GOD RANBOO DELETE THAT, ITS HORRIFIC”

i dunno why but i feel like he’d jump scare every person that was cosplaying as his minecraft character from behind for some reason

“BOO!”

“ranboo i’m not even remotely dressed as your skin—”

“don’t worry i’m practicing it’s fineee”

“you’re like the height of 2 people combined, i think you will be fine as is. you even intimidated the security at the front”

i feel like if he had his own panel he’d like pull up some undertale song in the middle of it and scare all the people in the crowd

“lore but in real life”

probably would get some matching keepsake with you from artist alley/the booths!

i could imagine like a cute keychain or smth :D

i feel like he’s the type to like randomly volunteer as a participant for those mini events in a booth thinking it would be funny but regrets it the moment he’s on stage

after introductions the presenter is like “okay ranboo, you will be given a random meme prompt above your head you won’t be able to see until after and you will have to make a random face to compliment it!”

and you can just tell by his facial expression he’s just thinking

oh god what have i gotten myself into

what is this game? who came up with this idea?

you’d laugh at him the whole time, even after he’s off the stage and finished with that small fiasco

“that was horrible. never again.”

“AHAHAH IT LOOKED SO AWKWARD YOU DID GREAT”

“I CROSSED MY EYES AND PUFFED MY CHEEKS BECAUSE I COULDNT THINK OF ANY OTHER FACIAL EXPRESSION. THE PROMPT ENDING UP BEING ‘WHEN TWITTER CANCELS YOU FOR USING PLASTIC STRAWS.’ AND WHEN I SAW WHAT IT WAS—LITERALLY WHAT KIND OF GAME–”

“I GOT PICTURES AND EVERYTHING ITS PERFECT AHAHAHAH”

wilbur soot

honestly with wilbur it’s slightly more chill

he already experienced twitchcon before so he’s just glad to see his friends again after so long

insists that you explore the convention yourself rather than sticking with him the whole time but you do anyway!

wilbur would probably have like a mini concert and gets you front row seats with the rest of the group

but that doesn’t mean before it that you’re not helping him set up

“y/n please– my amp is so heavy, i can carry it”

“don’t worry! i’m strong” :D

and musically talented or not, he will probably bring you and the rest of his friends up to stage to just vibe and sing a bunch of random acoustic songs

it’s not like some big concert hall stage,, i imagine more like a casual thing w a slightly higher platform from the ground yk?

after spending a long day at the convention he’d also bring everyone across the city to la jolla or smth !

you’d all probably have dinner there and chill, watching the pretty sunset

“this place is really pretty but oh my god im gonna lose my breath hiking up this stupid hill, please slow down”

and wilbur is like ??? because he’s completely fine with his long legs and everything

“just walk faster”

“no, you walk slower”

AHAHAH and for context traversing through la jolla by walking around the town is a bit hard since it’s basically on a bunch of hills (walking up from the beach to a restaurant actually is actually sm work, trust me ive been there)

wilbur honestly doesn’t spend that much time in the actual convention center, he’s probably sightseeing a bit of san diego with you instead

but i could imagine him staying at the tabletop games area playing dnd or smth

“c’mon y/n, come join!”

“uhh i’m not sure, i’m not the best at roleplay and...”

“it’s fine don’t worry!”

he’d pull you in with him and end up enjoying yourself even if it was your first time

and if you’re of age, you’d be wilbur’s +1 at the twitch partner party and make sure mans doesn’t too drunk

if it’s not too late in the night, you two would chill at the beach after the party

it’s just a nice, calming moment after all the loud music mixed with hundreds of conversations at the party

also something about like taking polaroids pictures with wilbur just seems to go hand in hand for me

i’m not sure why but you will be taking lots of pics with wilbur for sure (not necessarily you both in the photo, but of sceneries as well while you’re together!)

philza

literally a dad on vacation with his children, it doesn’t matter how old you are

need sunscreen? surprisingly has it

want a snack? probably has a small granola bar somewhere in his bag

but same with wilbur, he’s more chill like this isn’t his first time at twitchcon

omg he’d def bring you to the artist alley and just buy a bunch of fanart and stuff tho

“oh wow look phil, someone made a giant poster of the dream smp and shit!”

“holy shit that’s so good what the fuck!”

and he’s like rushing to that artist’s stall to buy a poster or print

idk why but phil seems like the person to know where he’s going all over the convention center

he probably had a copy of the directory map but yk

you just have trouble reading it bc all the signs seem to be misleading to you

nothing really crazy screams out to me of what phil would do at twitchcon besides like go to a few events, spend a bunch of time w his friends, etc

HOWEVER i could see him wasting a lot of his time at the gaming area and testing new games that are currently on the works of being developed

like “woah y/n, this vr game is sick, you should try it out!”

ngl i feel like phil would plan a visit to disneyland for everyone, like he gets the tickets and everything but once you’re at the park it’s free reign, y’all go everywhere with not much of a plan

the minors would try to cheap out phil and pay less than the others even though everyone else fully paid phil back and everything LMAO

ok but if he’s feeling nice, phil will buy everyone cotton candy/pretzels :D

and if you’re not hungry, he’d at least get you a mickey balloon

HE WILL HAVE MATCHING MICKEY EARS WITH MUMZA YES .

ALSO STAYING FOR THE FIREWORKS THOUGH OMG

just in general, best idea phil had for taking everyone to disneyland :D

technoblade

surprisingly techno is really calm despite this being like one of his first conventions

but when he finally settles in and gets comfortable, he’s showing the same energy

if you’re playfully yelling, he will yell back

however there’s still those awkward moments that are unavoidable

idk why but something about him makes me think that if you feel tired and want to go back to your hotel room, he’d go with you just to make sure you get there safe

he probably also needs a break from being around everyone else for a moment too LMAO

i could also see him searching far and wide in the artist alley for fanart of himself AHAHAH

walking around with him in the convention consists of someone yelling “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” every 5 minutes but you don’t really mind

something about him makes me think he’ll be forced into playing minecraft twitch rivals along with the rest of sbi or smth

and he’s like “oh god, i’m going to be on stage? and people will see my face while i play minecraft?”

“i’m sure it will be fun!”

“i mean i like being competitive and feeding my ego, but i’m not that desperate.. well”

do i imagine techno getting easily tired of being surrounded by a bunch of people and just going back to his hotel room with phil and watching some anime with him? yes

and will you watch even if you have no idea what’s going on? also yes

i feel like after a while of you guys hanging out in techno’s room, the rest of the gang will just slowly join you guys

like eventually everyone is there; you, techno, phil, wilbur, niki, tommy, tubbo, ranboo, etc

and techno is like “wha– where did you guys come from?” because his room is basically packed

and niki could be like “oh we can go if you want!”

then techno just insists that she’s fine “but who let the child get in?” clearly implying tommy’s presence

“OI!!”

eventually techno gives in with the company and someone gets a bunch of board games to play from the front desk

lots of yelling and laughing for sure

when it becomes late at night, techno is like half conscious, you’re on your phone, wilbur is staring out the window & enjoying the night view, tommy is passed out on the couch from tiredness, tubbo & ranboo is still wide awake quietly talking, and phil & niki are helping clean up the giant mess

eventually everyone brings themselves to go back to their own room except tommy who won’t budge

you give techno a look and he immediately understands what you were thinking

he rushes to the bathroom to fill up two cups with ice cold water and handed one to you

“on three?”

“okay.. one”

“two”

“three!”

then both of you pour the water on the poor child’s face

he jolts awake and saying a string of curses

“what the fuck techno? y/n too?”

“get out” is the only think techno says that before tommy rushes out with his stuff and you leave right after

a/n: i honestly can’t wait until conventions open up again though,, phil and ranboo were talking about vidcon earlier and omg.

also i kinda want to take in tommy requests but i’m not sure??? it would be both cc! and c! x gn!reader for sure tho. i love writing him to bits but who knows, maybe i’ll only stick to my ideas,, or not. send in a tommy x reader request, might do it, might not, but he’s my fav cc if you can’t tell so! :D (i dunno if i will keep it strictly platonic, but unrequited crushes and stuff are fun to write hehe,,)

edit: let’s hope i fixed all the grammar mistakes LMAO we love writing late at night :) /s /hj

[astaroth1357]

Ok but like, what if MC's fandom starts to make ships with MC and the guys. Just think about the ship wars, the fancams, the fanarts, the absolute CHAOS when the brothers find out. It would be even worse if they start shipping MC with the undatables, one day everything is normal and the next day there are ship wars fighting over MC x Barbatos vs MC x Solomon (who are both very smug about it)

The MC's Fanclub are… Shippers?!

Perhaps… The italics blurb has been fulfilling its greater purpose all along…? Perhaps in its state of existential angst, it has in fact developed a plot of its own… An arc of introspection and self-discovery in which its own longing for purpose has forged a meaningful identity… It now has… a story…

Lucifer

As if they couldn't get any MORE frustrating…

He's not an otaku. He's not a part of ship culture. He's not even sure why anyone would care about who dates who around this school, but apparently it's a big deal to some people...

He only became aware of their interest in him and the MC's relationship through some very… subtle clues…

Like the groups that would follow them around in the hallways with their phones out.

Or the multitude of fan rumors about their relationship that Satan spams him with from time to time just to irritate him.

"MC refused hug from Luci in halls today!! Are they bout breakup??? 🥺"

"Tots got pic of kiss today!! Relationship upgrade??"

"IS ARE MC+LUCIFER SECET LVRS?!? PLEASE RESPOND"

It only got worse after he found out the MC gets shipped out a loooooot….

If he had to pick his least favorite ship, it'd be MC x Mammon. He can kind of see it with any of his other brothers (admittedly, Levi is also a little mystifying) but the idea of them ending up with Mammon makes his skin crawl...

He once found a drawing of the MC and Mammon in an… explicit position in one of the classrooms and he was so disgusted that he wouldn’t even touch it. He just set fire to the paper outright. Disgusting...

Mammon

Shipping, eh…? More money making opportunities!

Has some passing idea of what shipping is from Levi and, from what he knows of it, shippers eat cutesy couples stuff right up!! If all he's got to do to make bank is to look all couple-y around the MC then sounds like a win-win to him!

He'll happily pose for a photo or two (paid in advance) of him throwing his arm around the MC or something. Want him to hold their hand? Sure thing!

But since this is still Mammon we're talking about, the second MC actually starts getting into any of it he'll still turn into a blushy, stuttery mess...

For WEEKS the headline picture on so many of their fans' blogs was an image of him turning beet red while the MC kissed him on the cheek. (A fan really got their money's worth there... 😏)

Though he doesn’t exactly like the MC getting shipped with other people, he'll still totally sell pictures of any of them together. He almost paid off an entire credit card with the money he got from the t-shirt sales of the MC and Satan!

If he had to point to one ship he doesn't like it's either MC x Asmo or MC x Levi. His opinion, but Asmo won't treat them right and they could do waaay better than a shut-in. Like him. Ship the MC with just the Great Mammon, got it?

Leviathan

… Lowkey super active in the MC shipping community but is a self-shipper to the extreme.

Like, he never uses his real name on anything (and would probably die from embarrassment if anyone ever found out) but a lot of their fans probably know a couple of his aliases.

He does everything from mod forums, runs a couple blogs, even anonymously posts his own work of him and MC that are totally not his secret fantasy dates or AU versions of themselves, shaddup.

It’s a lot easier for him to keep his involvement secret because he’s hardly at RAD, but the few times he does show up he tries to keep an eye out for anybody prowling for pictures so he can get in a good pose and save the image later.

Mind you, his version of a “good pose” rarely gets more spicy than linking pinkies, but even then he’s still lit up a Christmas Tree throughout.

Naturally, he’s also not a big fan of any ships that aren’t just him and MC and he can find a reason to be jealous at almost anything. But he keeps a special corner of hate for MC x Mammon and MC x Diavolo. Like, the first one doesn’t even need an explanation but MC x Diavolo?? Really??? Do those two even talk?? (please, please, please make sure they never actually talk because a guy like him versus literal royalty? He’d lose MC for sure….!! 😫)

Satan

He hates to actually agree with Lucifer on something, but their fans are starting to get out of hand...

Knows what shipping is in concept, he may have done it once or twice to characters in his books, but he was kind of surprised how it could evolve into such a… group activity?

He was pretty quick to pick up that the MC’s fans had a bit more interest in them together than they did when they both were apart…

I mean, those hideous shirts that Mammon was pedaling were kind of a dead giveaway…

Considering he finds their fanclub all rather annoying, even without their bizarre interest in his love life, when they started actively meddling with him and the MC he was ready to smash some heads.

No. He will not stop for pictures. No. What things they do together is none of your business. No. He has zero interest in seeing your explicit fanart and if you don’t start running that will be the last question you ever ask.

He DOES, however, appreciate the cringy “annoy Lucifer” ammo. They could keep that up for a lifetime... 😏

He doesn’t have a least favorite ship because he doesn’t care about any of this, leave him alone. (That’s a lie, it’s MC x Lucifer. He pokes fun at Lucifer, but he can’t stand it either. Big shock, I know 🙄).

Asmodeus 

Oh he is shamelessly a part of the community, are you kidding?? 

He could practically call “Shipping the MC” one of his favorite pastimes. He’ll openly gossip with their fanclub about who they’ve been with, who they’re seeing, who’s got a chance, etc… He lives for this shit!

He’s the only person who knows that Levi is also in the community and what his aliases are (not because he told him, but because Levi’s not as subtle as he thinks he is… Who else would call themselves “SupremeRuri666” and speak mostly in outdated chat lingo?) but he doesn’t out him because he thinks his very obvious crush is kind of cute. 

Plus, Levi needs the outlet waaaay more than him…

Doesn’t stop him from constantly trolling him and getting into arguments over who the MC would be better with though (the two are “virtual nemeses” as far as Levi is concerned).

Appreciates all forms of expression that comes out of the community (especially the saucy kind 😏) and will happily feed into his own shippers without a care in the world.

Truthfully, Asmo will say that there isn’t a ship he doesn’t like but if someone mentions one that he thinks is kind of “eh,” he’ll just add himself into the mix. “Oh, you like MC x Barbatos? Well how about Asmo x MC x Barbatos? That sounds loads more interesting doesn’t it??”

Beelzebub 

Oh, Beel… Sweet, sweet Beel… Beel doesn’t even know what their club is doing…

Because Beel has a reputation of being pretty protective of MC - and against the fanclub in general - the club keeps a healthy distance… but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to sneak in some picture or make a SHITLOAD of fanwork about them.

Between classes and practice Beel is a busy guy, so sometimes he just doesn’t notice that there’s people hiding behind trees when he’s out with MC. 

Honestly, his complete ignorance of it all makes it even cuter because when he acts sweet, it’s not just for the camera. That’s the real deal.

Mammon was the one who eventually let it slip that there was even shipping happening and Beel was… kind of creeped out because isn’t this stalking? But also kind of weirdly happy(?) that MC x Beel was so popular… Very conflicted boy here.

He never actually acknowledges the community, though, and just keeps on being Beel (which still gave the fans more than enough material so all’s well that ends well?)

Beel genuinely doesn’t have a least favorite ship (because he believes the best ship is whoever makes the MC happy) but his second favorite under himself is probably MC x Belphie. They look very cute together...  😊

Belphegor 

Ride or die, Beel x MC x Belphie. 

Just kidding (kind of), Belphie isn’t into the shipping but if asked he’d be pretty okay with that one.

His campaign against the MC’s fanclub and their attention stealing ways means that he found out about their shipping thing only slightly ahead of Beel when Mammon was trying to get pictures of them napping together…

Honestly, he couldn’t care less if a bunch of weirdos were weirdly invested in their relationship, but he’s not about to let Mammon just make a quick Grimm off of it. Belphie makes sure that he gives him NOTHING to work with. 

Since Mammon is the main dealer, the shippers in both the MC fanclub and Belphie fanclub aren’t nearly as well fed and pretty desperate for anything... You best believe he plays that to his advantage (because it’s okay if he does. He’s not Mammon).

Really helps that MC x Belphie is legitimately a very cute looking couple, carried by Belphie’s cuteness alone if nothing else. Add an adorable MC and you reach levels so cute it could actually melt people into puddles of goo... They could be a registered weapon.

Least favorite MC ships are any that don’t involve him or Beel. Any others may as well just not exist, he won’t even acknowledge them. MC x Who? Yeah, that’s what he thought.

[lovesanmotion]

yandere!ateez as fanboys

Hongjoong: 

The moment he hears one song from your latest album, it immediately swept him off his feet from the ground and made the decision to stan you. You are his favorite soloist. The moment he hears your latest comeback album, he immediately listened to all your other songs and made his research about you that night. Of course, the caffeine boosting him. 

He made a lot of social media accounts just to follow you. Twitter, Instagram, Youtube, you name it. He would follow your every move and post. But is still didn’t feel the same. To Hongjoong, he felt like he was still missing a large chunk of your life and he didn’t want that. The next night, he pulled a couple of strings and ta dah! had access to your very personal information. And he felt so complete afterwards. 

To you, Hongjoong was just one of your few male fans that you adore. I mean, the guy makes covers of your songs. And part of you agreed that when he made his own remix of your songs, it would sound 10000% better than the original. However, you just didn’t noticed the subliminal messages and tones he inserted in his remixes. 

Seonghwa: 

Seonghwa was one of those rare male fansites you have. Being in a 7 member girl group called Starlight, you are the group’s visual, main dancer, lead vocalist, center and face of the group. Once your group made its debut, fame automatically found you. 

Endorsements here and there, landing yourself in various commercial films and even coming to be a guest of variety shows. Your popularity instantly swept off and in a blink of an eye, the whole of South Korea knew your name. And your name tasted delicious in HwaLight_Y/N. Seonghwa’s fansite name dedicated to you. He thought of a name that would connect him to you. Hwa meaning star, replacing the english word and thus the birth of the fansite name. 

With his good looks, he too became known amongst the fans. He was known as your handsome fansite master. And since he was one of the rare male fansites you have, you would immediately recognize him from afar. Smiling at his camera and waving at him. Much to Seonghwa’s delight, he felt like there was already a deep connection between you two. And he wanted more of that. 

He started coming to your unofficial group activities. Slippiing his way inside the venue just to be able to feel your presence a few feet from him. He started purchasing flight and hotel information from other “fans” and would purchase the seat closest to you or the room nearest yours. 

Didn’t noticed those red beaming lights hidden inside your hotel room when you’re changing clothes or taking a shower? Click click! Or you were dead asleep tired from rehearsals when someone barged into your room? Click click! Ever noticed how your favorite red lace underwear went missing only to come back with a stain? Click click! 

Yunho: 

At first, he wasn’t entirely dazzled by you. Yunho was just a regular idol manager who would follow you into your every activities and schedules. He needed the money, plus, companies like him for his tall and muscular physique. The kind of person that can ward off creepy or scary fans that tried to get close to you.

You, on the other hand, is an ex member of your former girl group but found fame as a solo artist. Your debut song swept the charts and immediately won every single music show chart. Topping music chart billboards in every country. Despite all the glitz and glamor that followed you, you felt lonely and desperate for human touch. 

It wasn’t supposed to be how Yunho, naked and in between your legs. How such alcohol can make you two do things that violates his contract with you. One night was all it takes for him to see a completely different side of you. And he wanted more of that. 

Yunho became more protective towards you. Becoming more aggressive to anyone who dares lay a hand on you. Even going as far as sleeping in one bed with you as he thinks “its completely necessary, who know, someone might be barging into your room in the middle of the night?”  You can never get away from him. Companies like him, remember? With his clean records, your company would do anything to keep him signed with you. 

Yeosang: 

Channel YNbyYS is a youtube channel run by Yeosang. It’s the platform wherein he posts his dance covers to your group’s songs. With a bit of his dancing elements and the original choreography of your group, the blend came out much nicer than what everyone expected. His heart leaped more at the idea of you endorsing a chicken brand. From that day forward, he became a regular of the certain chicken brand nearest to him. 

Yeosang may seem like a complete innocent and harmless fanboy. But do you ever what he is behind his dance covering youtube channel? Why, he is the second most influential person in your company. The son of your own CEO. He had his very own place within the company. And he uses it to the extent of getting closer to you. 

The gifts that came into your company? Those are ALL Yeosang’s gifts for you. From the dresses to the shoes. He shamelessly threw away other gifts’ that were for you because according to him “he is the only relevant and special person that can offer you gifts”. Anything else is directly to the bin. 

And you wonder how your “fans” know your taste in fashion. 

Mingi: 

Mingi, before being blacklisted by your company, was just a regular fanboy of your group. You were the group’s main rapper and the lyrics to your bars spoke volumes to him. He was just casually listening to your verses and mixtapes until one day, he realized that he wanted to be more than just your fanboy.

It started slowly when he would attend your group’s fansigns and even follow you towards the airport. But the bodyguards prevented him from coming anymore closer to you. And so he did the unthinkable. Knocking down a bodyguard that was shielding you and enveloping you in his arms. His heartbeat raced and he felt a second heartbeat between his pants. With you in his arms, he only realized how petite yet handful you are. Hands running all over your body, burying his nose in your hair inhaling that soft and sweet strawberry shampoo that you use. 

Despite being blacklisted, he never cared about going public and meeting you at your group or individual activities. Instead, he resorted to barging into your dorm. Whether you’re home or not. 

 San: 

You are your group’s maknae and visual. Dubbed as Korea’s IT Girl, your face can be found anywhere in Seoul. From commercial films to leading Korean dramas, releasing your own solo album and attending fashion weeks, you are always the talk of the town. Whenever your name comes up, its always met with praises. Of course, the people loves you! You are a crowd and fan favorite. 

And you had managed to capture the eyes and heart of San. Calling himself as your number 1 fan. He was never absent in any of your activities. Getting front row seats in your concerts, being present at your variety shows and even buying products that you endorse - soju, cosmetics, literally anything. 

To your fans, he is the biggest fanboy you ever had. And it was quite entertaining to watch him profess his love to you. You even chuckled a few of his pick up lines that he threw at you during your fansigns. When asked if you had anything memorable that a fan ever did to you, the answer would always be San. 

Behind closed doors, San kept a dirty secret. Remember how he always gets front row seats to your concerts? He hid a camera in his clothes to film your upskirt. Beating his meat every night to his own collection of your tight and revealing clothing. Remember how you would endorse anything? He’d buy it and imagine how ripping it off your body feels like. His greatest possession? Your black lingerie. Too bad, you’re never getting it back. 

Wooyoung: 

ForYN is a website account run by Wooyoung. He regularly updates his content - from posting your pictures that are uploaded today, to your daily activities, the products you use and a little sub website from his channel wherein he writes poems and graphical fanfiction of himself with you. But of course no one would ever read between the lines. The way how Wooyoung would write would be so poetical and endearing that it? doesn’t? have? any? hidden? meaning? 

He only came once to your fansign and gave you a pink teddybear. It wasn’t the best gift you owned but you liked it somehow. There was something about the teddybear that you didn’t know why you’re into it. Its just a plain gift but everytime you look at it, its as if you’re drawn to it. 

Maybe becuase you didn’t noticed how it has camera eyes? 

Wooyoung’s love for you deepened when he caught you humping on the pink teddybear. Cum splattering all over its face. It was just one gift, but it was everything to you. 

And Wooyoung’s working on the next entry for his fanfiction. 

Jongho: 

For today, you were having your own vlive. Doing what you called a YN mukbang. As the convenient food store you bought was placed on the table, you began to greet yours fans, asking them how they are feeling before digging in your food. Among the hundreds and thousands of viewers, Jongho was one of them. 

He was engrossed in two things: one, how adorable and beautiful you look despite just eating. Second, the rude comments that were popping up in your live video. Rude remarks of body shaming were what caught his attention. He took his time digging deeper into someone else’s username and IP address. Once he got a hold of their information, he would report those comments and head out. In his disguise while hunting the people who made disguisting remarks at you. No one should ever make such remarks to a goddess. 

[missymurphy1985]

The Groupie (part three)

Cillian has just turned 30, and has no children. Reader is a fan, has been since day one and is a plus size girl. I myself am a UK size 16, so I hope I don't offend anyone with my story (I'm writing about my own insecurities a little here so be kind please).

Taglist @queenshelby @margoo0 @being-worthy @peakyscillian @ntmynouis @janelongxox @elenavampire21 @noctvrnalmoth @ysmmsy @cloudofdisney @lauren-raines-x @namelesslosers @misscarolineshelby @screemqueen @cilleveryone @peaky-cillian @misselsbells06

A year had passed since that night. A year of you going through some serious soul searching. You'd become comfortable with yourself - to the point you were genuinely happy with your mind and your body, curves and all. You'd even been on dates - it surprised you when the men you'd been out with confessed they actually preferred a girl with a figure like yours.

You'd even began a university course in London, studying for a PhD in Psychology and Mental Health. You'd been to hell and back in your own kind, and made it through the other side. Now you wanted to help others achieve the same.

To help fun your course, you'd taken on work at a live jazz bar in Camden Town in the evenings and weekends. The music was always incredible, and you were allowed to wear 50s style dresses that accentuated your curves perfectly. Along with a slick new bobbed haircut and your favourite red lipstick, you relished in your new found life and emotional freedom. You had a new group of friends that you shared a flat with in Kilburn, and the regulars in the bar treated you like family. Life was perfect, a far cry from where you were just 12 months earlier. You'd also stayed off social media - and stopped following the career of the man that broke your heart.

It was one Saturday night, when your shift had not long started, when you were suddenly catapulted straight back to that morning.

"What can I get you?" You asked over the dimly lit bar. The man turned quickly without looking at you and ordered a Guinness. You froze. That voice... You'd know it anywhere... You swallowed the lump in your throat and poured his drink, carefully so as not to spill any. Praying to all that was holy that he wouldn't recognise you..

You placed it on the bar, holding a hand out as he placed a crisp £5 note in your hand, still not turning round. You handed him his change, which is when his eyes finally met yours. He did a quick double take, and you were just as quick to move onto the next customer.

You felt his eyes on you all evening and couldn't help but smile to yourself. Not that you'd ever show him that. You'd served him a couple of times through the course of the evening and was proud of yourself for not acknowledging him once.

Your shift came to an end around 10pm, and your flatmates soon joined you at the bar for a few drinks. Your best friend and flatmate Ella was due onstage any second, and as much as part of you wanted to crawl under the crowd and hide at home you couldn't miss her debut performance.

She came onstage a few minutes after you left your post behind the bar and sank into your seat in a booth with the rest of the Flat 76 crew. Your mojito in hand, you cheered with the rest of them as hour friend took to the mic and started to sing an Amy Winehouse classic.

"Y/n?" You turned at the sound of your name, and froze when those ice blue eyes made contact with yours. You ignored him, and turned your attention back to the stage. Your heart was pounding in your chest as you continued to ignore him.

"Y/n... I think Cillian Murphy is talking to you...." Your friend Stacey nudged you.

"Don't be ridiculous, Stace, he's clearly mixed me up with someone else."

"Y/n, for the love of God will you talk to me?!" His voice was louder now as he shouted across the table. Your friends looked between the two of you, stunned. You turned to face him and fought against your heart to stop yourself from bursting into tears. You stood up and walked over to him.

"I have absolutely nothing to say to you. Now leave me alone." You turned to walk away but he grabbed your wrist. Wrenching your hand back, your other hand quickly moved, slapping his cheek. A years worth of pent up anger and frustration buried deep in your damp eyes as he staggered backwards into a tall table, fortunately no one was sat on it and after a quick glance around it appeared no one had noticed either. Your friends on the other hand, saw everything and their faces wore matching open-mouthed expressions.

"What the fuck?!" He yelled, rubbing his cheek and grabbing your elbow, dragging you over to the restroom hallway. Once you were alone your emotions got the better of you.

"What's the matter? A hundred Euro not enough? Come back to see if you can double your money huh?!" You yelled at him, his face a picture of both anger and confusion.

"The fuck are you talking about? A hundred what?"

"Neve told me about your little wager Cillian - I hope you spent the money well! Tell me, what did you buy with it? New shoes? Fancy new shirt?"

"Wager? Neve? The fuck?"

"I'm not stupid Cillian - there's no way you'd be seen out in public with someone like me and that's okay!! I've come to terms with it, and I'm fine! I'm happier now than I've ever fucking been and NONE of it is down to you!!!"

"Will you stop fucking talking, and listen to me!!!" His voice loud, the Cork accent breaking through and stopping you in your tracks.

"Neve was trying to get with me from the first day of that production. Flirty comments, making excuses to be near me, it was fucking horrendous! I knew she wasn't interested in me, just wanted to boost her fucking career. I made it clear I wasn't interested immediately but she wasn't getting the message. Seeing me with you sent her fucking crazy! I never ONCE made any kind of wager about you or anyone else! I barely spoke to her by the end of the show run unless I absolutely had to!"

"You would say that wouldn't you? Irresistible Cillian Murphy, woman falling at your feet!"

"For fucks sake... You followed me for ten years. Ten years! Ever known me fuck around?"

"No..."

"One night stands?"

You shook your head.

"Scandals?"

"Well no... But..."

"But nothing!!! I'm not, nor have I ever been, THAT guy!"

You looked into his eyes.. he looked genuine. But you couldn't let yourself go back to that person you were before. That girl was weak. That girl was naive and stupid. You straightened your back and mentally reminded yourself of how far you'd come.

"What do you want from me Cillian?"

"Just you. It's always been you, y/n."

"Bullshit..." You scoffed, shaking your head.

"What do I need to do to prove it to you?"

"I can't answer that Cillian. I don't know."

"Come back to mine? We can talk properly?" You pulled back, almost laughing and shaking your head, immediately questioning his intentions.

"I'm not going anywhere with you. I'm going back to my friends and watching the rest of the show. I never want to see you again." You turned on your heels and walked back into the bar area, rejoining your friends at the table who were all staring at you. Full of questions that you'd never give the answers to. You didn't look back at him once.

All that talk, and all he was interested in was getting you back to his to use you all over again?

Not this time Cillian, not this time.

[marvelousmatt]

It’s Never Too Late to Enter Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace

By Bethy Squires@BethyBSQU  APR. 19, 2022

Looking for some quality comedy entertainment to check out? Who better to turn to for under-the-radar comedy recommendations than comedians? In our recurring series “Underrated,” we chat with writers and performers from the comedy world about an unsung comedy moment of their choosing that they think deserves more praise.

A lot of high-concept comedy comes out of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. When it comes to The Mighty Boosh, Fleabag, and basically any British show that confuses an audience, you can thank Edinburgh. 2004’s Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace is one of the most unique shows of the bunch. Created by Matthew Holness and Richard Ayoade, Darkplace is the fake ’80s supernatural-drama brainchild of horror writer, “dream-weaver, visionary, plus actor” Garth Marenghi. Played by Holness, Marenghi’s show is like if Stephen King’s trailer for Maximum Overdrive got six episodes.

Holness-as-Marenghi opens every episode explaining how the show he and Dean Learner (Ayoade) created in the ’80s was never shown on television until now. You can see why: Darkplace is full of shitty lines delivered terribly amid ugly sets with laughable special effects. Marenghi’s lead character, Dr. Rick Dagless, M.D., is the most glaringly obvious self-insert character since Malcolm & Marie. But that’s all intentional: Holness, Ayoade, Matt Berry, and Alice Lowe are some of the most gifted comedic performers of the aughts, and the show is pitiably awful on purpose. Before you feel sorry for these people for making something this bad, the show cuts in talking-head segments, in which the cast espouses the most pompous, prejudiced, and sometimes legally actionable opinions. It’s MST3K meets The Office. Which is perhaps why Stephen Merchant is such a fan.

Merchant and Ricky Gervais loved the 2000 and 2001 Garth Marenghi stage shows so much that they actually cast Holness as Simon the IT Guy. The admiration was mutual because the Darkplace crew asked Merchant to play an ill-fated cafeteria worker in episode two of its series. But he doesn’t just cook chicken. Merchant now stars opposite Christopher Walken in The Outlaws. Co-created by Merchant and Elgin James, the show follows a group of people sentenced to community service who come together when they’re thrust deeper into Britain’s criminal underbelly. Merchant discussed Darkplace, Berry’s “extraordinary voice,” and visiting Stonehenge with an Academy Award winner.

When did you first encounter Darkplace?

I was at the Edinburgh Festival when it was a theater show. I went to see it several times, and I was so entertained by it. I thought it was so funny. I loved Matthew Holness and Richard Ayoade, the two guys who created it. I don’t think it ever really got the plaudits and attention that it deserved at the time. But I get a tweet or an Instagram message about it almost every day. People are still discovering that show and watching it.

Can you tell me what it was like to first see the show in Edinburgh?

It was unique, really. One of the pleasures of that festival is seeing something fully formed that you’ve never encountered before. Normally when we see stuff on TV, it’s been filtered; some of the edges have been polished off. But [at Edinburgh], you’re seeing something in its raw, purest state. I’m sure the people who saw Fleabag in its formative stages felt the same way.

It seems like the Edinburgh model helps things come out as more singular products. The higher-concept stuff gets through more over there.

So many great comedy performers, particularly in the U.K., have come out of that Edinburgh festival or have found their voice in that environment. It runs for a month. Every possible nook and cranny — every room above a shop — is turned into a theater space, and you don’t need a lot of money. I did an Edinburgh show when I was in university, and I think we had, like, 14 people come through the door in four weeks. But what you’re discovering is how to work with an audience, small as it may be, and how to work with other people. And there’s no pressure. You’re sort of in the dark, left to your own devices. Some people pop and break through — they have their moment, get some attention. And lots of other people use it as a development opportunity, try new things. No idea is outrageous enough or strange enough. And Garth Marenghi is a great example of that.

Vulture has a very strong affinity for Matt Berry. What was it like seeing him for the first time?

Well, Matt is one of those people that, because he has that extraordinary voice, he almost seems like a caricature or a cartoon. His voice is so rich and extraordinary that when you’re talking to him, it’s otherworldly. I think what Matt has is that thing a lot of great comic actors have: He’s handsome, but not quite handsome enough to be a leading man. There’s something about him that almost seems like he was drawn by a cartoonist. Everything I see him in, he creases me up. I don’t know if you’ve seen him as Toast.

Oh yeah.

He’s so innately funny, but he plays it all with an earnestness and a sincerity. It’s so unique. There’s no one else like him, really, as an actor or comic performer. He’s so versatile. He can sing and everything. He’s kind of extraordinary.

If you could cast Matt in anything, what would you want him to be in?

It would be quite fun to see him as a Bond villain. I could see him in a lair, stroking a cat with that extraordinary voice. And I’ve always wanted to play Q, so maybe I could be in it, too. I don’t know who’d play Bond in that version, but that would be fun.

Darkplace is so good it wins over people who aren’t usually fans of cringe-watching or making fun of bad art. How do you feel about “so bad it’s good” content more generally?

Obviously, Marenghi is setting out to seem bad when it’s actually done with great skill. Generally, I’m not a fan of the sort of “so bad it’s good” because there are so many good things I haven’t seen. Why would I waste my time watching bad stuff? Although I remember when I was younger being completely enthralled by Plan 9 From Outer Space, which has become sort of ubiquitous now as “so bad it’s brilliant.” But that was a truly extraordinary piece of bad cinema.

I think anyone who’s tried to get into this business knows how hard it is to make anything — and to do anything good is even harder. So even now, I admire anyone who’s got something finished. I find it hard to be sneery about something because I know how hard it is to get anything done.

But with Darkplace, the little documentary asides puncture any admiration or empathy you could feel for these guys — because they are saying the worst shit imaginable.

That’s the great thing about the Marenghi character: the gap between how they want to be perceived and how they are being perceived. His pomposity and self-aggrandizement is such a great comic convention. And then to see the fruit of his labors, this farcical horror show that’s born from his brain, it’s a great conceit. And all of that was there in the stage show.

How did you get to cameo on the show?

Well, I’d become friends with Richard and Matt, and who do you turn to when you’re looking for people to be in something? I was more than happy to be a part of it. It was kind of hard to get a sense of what the show was going to be because you’re just there for your little bit. But it was a lot of fun. People will still send me little GIFs of me marching through the set. It’s funny because those things, you do them for, like, a day, but they have resonance years later.

Rewatching that episode last night, I was really laughing at your ADR [dubbing] as you rummage for spices in the kitchen.

They wanted the show to really feel like it had been on a shelf since the ’80s, with really bad ADR and things like that. They were very clever in capturing the aesthetic of that period and giving the sense that it was this self-made vanity project of someone from the ’80s. It works on so many levels.

It’s such a contrast to The Outlaws, which is very grounded. Is there one mode of performance you prefer, or are they both fun?

They’re fun in different ways. With Darkplace, the pleasure is that you are living in a heightened universe. Anything goes, really, and you’re almost allowed to do or say anything, and there’s great pleasure in that. That’s much more like playing. When you’re doing something grounded, it’s much harder; you’re trying to keep it just on the right side of reality where you feel like it could still exist in the universe. So you don’t have quite the same freedom to be funny in any direction because you’re trying to keep it in a universe that feels real. But the benefit to that is that you can be more touching, more affecting. You can move people in a different way.

What made you want to do a show about the ways everyday people can find themselves embroiled in crime?

I liked the idea of doing a genre piece, a thriller. I liked the idea of a crime story, but coming at it from a slightly different direction — turning the heat on the characters over time so that by later episodes, you suddenly realize they’re in quite a stew.

But, also, when we were creating the show, we were reacting to the rise of Trump and Brexit in the U.K. There was a real division socially and politically, and we liked the idea of, What if you were forced to find common ground and discover the things which unite us? And that seemed like quite an optimistic flavor to have in a show.

How did Christopher Walken get involved?

Christopher Walken phoned me and said, “I’m desperate for work. Is there anything for me, Steve?”

No, we liked the idea of having a character that sort of felt like a man who fell to earth: Who is this person? Where did he come from? Christopher Walken just sort of came into our heads, and we managed to get the script to him. The next thing I knew, he’d come to England to be in the show. It was sort of insane. Anyone who’s got into this business is thrilled when you find yourself in your hometown with the Academy Award–winning star of The Deer Hunter. It reminds you why you got into this game.

Did people in Bristol react to him, or did they play it cool?

He had the benefit of two things: We shot in lockdown, so he had to wear a mask. And no one was around, so he could walk around and not get noticed.

Although he and I did go to Stonehenge together. We had a day off, and Chris really wanted to go to Stonehenge. We got there, and he went to the woman showing us around: “Can I touch one of the stones?” And she was like, “No.” I took her to one side and said, “He’s 78 years old. He’s an Academy Award winner. He’s Christopher Walken. He’s come 3,000 miles. These things have been here 5,000 years. You can’t just let him touch a stone?” And she’s like, “No. Definitely not.” It was so typically British that even someone like Christopher Walken can’t touch the stones. “Definitely not.” That’s not how we roll in England.

Do you know why he wanted to see Stonehenge of all things?

I guess when you’re Christopher Walken, you’ve done everything. There’s not much left on your bucket list. I think he’s something of a history buff. It was really magical. He found it quite moving to watch the sunset with something as mysterious and exotic as that. It was a surreal moment.

This is all I’m going to think about for the rest of the day: you and Christopher Walken at Stonehenge.

That’s right.

Do you have any pet theories as to what it is? Clock or altar or yada yada yada?

The general consensus seems to be that it’s probably to do with a burial or some kind of ceremonial environment, which makes sense to me. But certainly when you’re there … I’m not someone who’s kind of spiritual, but it puts you in touch with the past in some way. The idea that people 5,000 years ago decided to start putting up rocks — I don’t know why that makes you feel very connected to the past. Well, I suppose it’s obvious why. But there’s something quite pleasing about that. And to share it with Christopher Walken is doubly pleasing.

[is-nino-actually-luka]

Top 10 Ninos in Miraculous Ladybug

Hey Everyone! 

Ever since Stormy Weather, Miraculous Ladybug fans around the world have always wondered who the best Nino is. However everyone knows Top 10 list are 10x better than that so we’re doing this instead.

In this list, we used a complex equation to calculate which Nino has the greatest combination of friendliness, superheroics, musical ability, directorial inability, loyalty, and that special something that makes them Nino.

This list had a lot of competition, so don’t feel too bad if your favorite Nino didn’t make this particular list! Plus if you guys reblog this with an essay telling me how wrong I am, the tumblr algorithm will actually promote the post!

10. Shell Shock

In 10th place, we have the superhero turned supervillain Shell Shock! Now although you wouldn’t think he has the qualities of being a Nino, considering how betraying your allies isn’t very friendly, but in his defense akumatizations are no ones fault but Hawkmoth’s. 

Plus this betrayal was the impetus for the Nino Retrieval Arc, which is fondly remembered as having some of the best fights in the show, including the very famous scene where the random citizens in a window drop their training weights and unleash their true power so they can restrain him and 2 other akumatized superheroes with little to no effort.

But the real reason he’s so low is because he’s just Carapace but Red, and turtles aren’t red. That’s silly. Shell Shock is just so silly

9. XY (Ripping off Luka)

On the surface, XY appears to be a talentless hack who clearly doesn’t care about music and is only in it for the money, and he is. But in his defense it’s also pretty clear the dude is obviously a product of his environment since his Dad is clearly the mastermind and even he doesn’t seem to think very much of XY.

Honestly the dude ought to become a better person and one of the best ways to change is to stop emulating his father and find better role models. So if he’s ripping off Kitty Section, specifically Luka, then maybe this could be the first step in the journey to becoming a better person like Luka.

Anyways, XY makes number 9 because of his potential 

8. The Right Half of Oblivio

Alright let’s address the elephant in the room about Super Penguino. It’s pretty obviously a stand in for something else, but the show couldn’t exactly say it explicitly since it is a kid’s show after all.

Super Penguino represents how Alya and Nino are mobile gamers.

Honestly considering that their best friends are console gamers, it makes sense that they may try to hide their hobbies, and as a console gamer myself, I agree. They should be ashamed.

But then again I thought it was a cool episode so it’s number 8 even though we barely see Nino until like the last minute

7. Boy in Spanish

Niño takes the number 7 spot on this list for obvious reasons

6. Silencer

Silencer may be a supervillain, but he’s more of an anti villain if we are being honest. Like honestly he was only trying to steal voices from bad people like XY (Who stole his music and insulted Marinette/his friends), Bob Roth (Who encouraged XY to do that and he is literally everything wrong with the music industry), The Mayor (Who is notoriously corrupt), and Ladybug (Remember when she killed Chat Noir during Hero’s Day on live TV?). 

Plus he was only really doing this to help his friends, which is pretty Pog.

Actually the only reason he isn’t higher is because he tries to silence people and that was literally the same thing the bad guys did in Footloose so not very Nino-like if you ask me

5. Bubbler

The Bubbler was literally only akumatized so he could throw his bro a party, and isn’t that the most Nino-like reason ever? Plus it was because of Gabriel Agreste, so can you really blame him?

Although we have to dock points off because he did send all the adults to the sky which is pretty messed up considering I am technically an adult now. Honestly the Bubbler sounded a lot more reasonable when I watched the episode in high school

4. Carapace

Taking number 4 on the list is everyone’s favorite Captain America Ripoff.

And his debut was really something! He actually 1v1ed an akuma without superpowers! He clearly took Ladybug’s advice to heart when she told him that “When you're facing a supervillain, strength doesn't make a difference. Courage and determination do.”

Plus his power is to protect his friends, and can you tell me a more Nino-like power than that? And his transformation sequence and music is a headbanger so it’s pretty obvious to tell that Nino’s under that hood.

Also he’s green. That’s the color turtles are supposed to be.

3. Viperion

Viperion barely edges out Carapace on the list since Viperion doesn’t need to protect his friends from danger. Instead, Viperion can stop the danger before it happens! It’s like Minority Report, and we all know how good of an idea it was in that movie!

It kinda sucks we didn’t get to see more of him in his debut episode, since Ladybug had to sideline Luka at first since she said “When you're dealing with a supervillain, it's better to have a partner with superpowers.” Although he was a hard carry once he did get superpowers! Literally Hawkmoth and Ladybug consider him the biggest threat when facing a group of heroes!

And like any good Nino transformation, the music is a bop, and having an instrument as a weapon really helps on the Nino ranking

2. Luka

The caring older brother who moonlights as a temporary Reptile Hero, Luka isn’t the only musically inclined friend of Adrien who had a crush on Marinette!

Honestly if you didn’t know any better you might think that Luka is actually Nino!

Luka is in almost everyway the best Nino, and he was a very close second to first. Honestly I had some trouble deciding between the two of them, but I think the number 1 pick is pretty unanimous in everyone’s minds

Before we get to the number one pick, let’s take a look at some honorable mentions

Nino Rota: An famous Italian composer whose work includes the Godfather Trilogy’s Score. However the fact he does not appear in Miraculous Ladybug disqualifies him from the top 10.

Saint Nino: Honestly idk anything about her but she was a Saint so I guess she was important. However the fact she does not appear in Miraculous Ladybug disqualifies her from the top 10.

Nino from Fire Emblem 7: She’s doing her best. However the fact she cannot read disqualifies her from the top 10.

1. El Niño

El Niño is a weather phenomena that occurs about every four years and is associated with a warm band of water in the Pacific Ocean which is accompanied by high air pressures in the western Pacific and low air pressure in the Easter Pacific.

It is also the first thing that comes up in Google when you look up Nino.

Honestly I debated putting it this high up on the list, but Nat Geo told me the El Niño in 2016 was associated with coral bleaching on the Great Barrier Reef, severe droughts in Africa, South America and parts of the Pacific and southeast Asia, and wildfires in Indonesia and Canada. I don’t live in any of those areas but El Niño scares me and for my own safety I decided to appease it by giving it the number 1 spot in this list. 

So did any of our choices surprise you? Make sure to leave a like and comment below your favorite Nino!