#all cops are bottoms

[microwavepopcorn]

[sluckythewizard]

'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

[gl1tchr]

I have opinions on Gotham too. Like how they made my boy Jervis a wierd little freak who is in love with his sister >:(

What the fuck did they do to him. The incest was completely unnecessary and disgusting.

I like that they were fine with that plotline but the Riddler and the Penguin couldn't be gay HGFKSDJFHG like yeah there can be a weird incest freak but if two men make out we're burning it down

[screamingay]

bad dream still haunting me :((

[milkweedman]

Made a mini supported spindle, more out of curiousity than anything else. It does actually spin very well and very finely. Was a pain to make though--there's really nowhere to hold while whittling it, and as a result of that it's very wonky (shaft is kind of triangular, tip is off to an angle even though what i started with was completely straight, etc). I decided to forgo the bulb mostly because i didnt think i could actually carve it lol. As a result i also used it without making a temporary cop, which, even though it's quite small, does definitely slow things down. Might try another one at some point and see if i can add a bulb somehow.

Also featuring the second most recent spindle I've done, as size comparison. That one is about average size for my spindles, but much smaller than the commercial supported spindles i've seen--a bit more than half the length of your average supported spindle. So the mini one really is quite small.

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

Not me realizing that a man breaking into my house is the source of all my stalker dreams and all my breaking and entering dreams and all my late night paralyzing anxieties about someone being in my house uninvited. Duh.

[codesquire]

Fucking Derby makes this town stupid.

[jvzebel-x]

cops when they see a red light&four lanes of traffic in their way: ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️

cops when they see a speed trap camera in a school zone at 8:00am on a monday while they're going 75mph: 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨

cops when there's unclaimed money+drugs in the impound&they need to beat out the twelve other patrols trying to get there to "help check it in": ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️

cops when they had a bad day&they need to get home to beat their spouses+kids about it: 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨

cops when they need to show up anywhere where there might be guns or knives or pointy sticks or people who know kung fu or have radioactive superpowers: .........😶‍🌫️........

😶‍🌫️...............😶‍🌫️............😶‍🌫️.........

[hislittleraincloud]

girl your ship is fucked up and wrong no matter what spin u put on it lmao

When you can come back and tell me how much more wrong it is than Wednesday or Your Student-aged Mary Sues x Weems (ETA: or Gatesmonster*, which has a decent fanbase too), then we'll talk.

MehmehmehmehBUT but nothing. The double standard you people have regarding Weems vs. Sheriff Galpin is fatass. I happen to not mind Weemsday, and obviously this fandom is saturated with Christie fetishists who put Tormund to shame. Anons like this:

The author who was targeted with that request chickened the fuck out and didn't make them their fic (proudly declaring that she made the Mary Sue a "Student Aid"/"all legal!" instead), so even there we have authors who are too chickenshit to write what people want, instead dictating what people should want. The moralistic bullshit in Wednesday fan fiction is insane.

I don't know how many people want Wenovan, but it does have fans that I engage with, so rn I've got to get back to crafting it...again, get back to me when you can argue your point without casting the telescope back onto the entire fandom.

P.S. No one gets to call me "girl" except for my gay friends, since they respect my status as a 🏳️‍⚧️ man.

*Like it's ttly okay to read/write about an older woman actually grooming and medically forcing a teenage boy to turn into a subservient monster, but to write about a teenage girl who goes after an old man because she's attracted to him, suddenly I'm the pervert 💀

[yourqueenb]

This is… interesting. I don’t absolutely despise it, but I don’t wanna spend 25 diamonds on it either

[bisexualr2d2]

Google istg

[screamingay]

somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

[diabetesnscoliosis]

going to be a day of hurt in 13 days. middle finger to the PM for not doing more btw

[carolofthedailydays]

I can't say it's entirely unwarranted in that it has some good jokes and a cute art style but I am a little disappointed that the psychic cop gag manga is doing so well in WSJ rn

[little-linda]

Omg the way I laughed 😂😂😂😂😂 so true!!

director: you're meant to hate valjean. you're meant to resent him and chase after him with fire in your heart.

any javert actor: sure. got it.

any javert actor, as soon as valjean comes by: TOP ME TOP ME TOP ME TOP M-

[shotmrmiller]

military issued wife but you didn't know that using the "dating app" your friend brought up once in idle talk would end with you in an office with a (signed) marriage license on the desk, actively not looking at your 'husband', the burly lummox with a skull mask who's dwarfing the chair he can barely fit in.

you'd thought it'd be like tinder. a potential dating site. as in messaging on the app, getting to know each other, exchanging personal numbers before going on a date. not marriage. not opening your front door expecting it to be your door dasher and instead it's him with a rucksack in one hand and duffel in the other.

he'd looked down his thick nose at you, grunted a quiet, "not bad", and pushed past as if you were a swinging door to a saloon. what the fuck had he been doing there? you'd only spoken a couple of times with him and left on read for the some of it. you'd chosen to move on, try to match with someone else but the app had stopped working (you couldn't swipe right or left anymore) so you'd just put it on the back burner. you had better things to worry about than another disappointment of a man then.

except now said disappointment of a overly large man is taking up most of the couch and his legs aren't even all that far apart. and he's at your house. the house you'd never sent him the address to. as a matter of fact, you'd received a text from an unknown number earlier that had said someone would be home in a few. you'd ignored it thinking it was a wrong number situation but now you're sure it was him. how he got your phone number is also a mystery.

you'd tried to argue. to threaten him with the cops. to get him out and away, far fucking away, but he'd only scooped you up and let you pelt his broad back with your fists. chuckled low in his throat while he smacked your arse to keep still. "i'd hate to drop m'wife."

whatever fight you had he ate right out of you with the heels of your feet digging into the large curve of his shoulders and his hands curled around the back of your thighs. maybe it's because it'd been a while but he'd played your body like an instrument and had you bucking your hips against his tongue, slick coating his face in minutes. (your cheeks burn furiously hot when you think back on what he'd said then. "tight little thing 'nd you've only taken my two fingers." it's flattering, sue you.)

he'd lapped at your sodden cunt until you had overstimulation clumping your lashes together, inner thighs tender from the bristles of his shorn hair and unshaven jaw, your palm on the crown of his head having both pulled him to you and pushed him away.

and then he'd wiped your release with the back of his hand, thumbed the swollen flesh of your bottom lip and rumbled that it's time for bed.

which eventually led to you being here. in front of a man he calls Price, a marriage certificate unlike any you've ever glanced upon, a large gloved hand curled snugly around your leg, fingers grazing a little too close to where he'd left aching and swollen just yesterday.

you're reading the terms and conditions of anything from here on forward. even the fine print.

and then soap comes around and plants a seed in his head of him planting a seed in you :/ at least you can tell your nosy ass aunt that at least you've got a man while she's on her 4th divorce on thanksgiving 💅🏼