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#come back with a warrant#fuck the police#all cops are bottoms#also purble place throwback#who remembers purble place#that game was my jam#might have to go see if there's a way I can play it online somewhere#bo burnham#bert gifs#bo burnham inside#bo burnham make happy#bo burnham what#egghead#robert pickering burnham#inside bo burnham#happy thursday
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'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'
#cw blood#SUUUPER SCUFFED LIL WIP THATS BEEN RRRROTTING IN MY FOLDER. OUT!! GET OUT!!!#its almos 2 am and imm gettin high as hrothgar. spruced this up within an hour so i could be shared n eaten#its SUPPOsed to be part ofa bigger doodly page so ofc theres the chance this changes between now n then#fuuuuck shoulda made her dress sparkly. fuckit ill fix it laterrrrr. i havnt posted art in YWEARRS i needed to post something#also i uh. well you see i started losing followers on twitter bc im sooo inactive and i KNOW that shouldnt matter like it should be whateve#but. you see. i lkike when number go up and when it go down i get MMMADDD.we all get our dopamine from somewhere#ANYWAY so i actually havnt touched the suckening in so long. been workin on oc stuff.BUT WELL. ARTHUR AND MARY. STILL MAKE ME WEEP#THEYRE SO CUTE N TRAGIC...whadda fuck is it with grizzly n charlie characters being so in love and so doomed#kian and becky then arthur and his various exes like CMAHn.stop doing this to me#from what i remember of the episode.she seemed so.tired.disconnected.like she had been wandering a dream#and yet she seemed so positive.reasonably concerned and yet.content.she warmed up to arthur as soon as she recognized him#she speaks so gently and so sweetly and she keeps the conversation so light.even though shes dead and shes gone and she#is doomed to wander an odd limbo for the rest of time.and yet she seemed so at peace.i can see why arthur liked her.what happened?#what caused them to separate?arthur seems so jaded and so tired.marys company seems like such a gentle place to rest.#how did he squander such a blessing?was it a blessing?OHH what i would give to crack open their minds and peer inside.#yknow wat im runnign out of room i think so ill add a last thought here at the bottom of my tags. I AM MORE CORRECT ABT ARHTURS UGLY LOOK#I WANT THAT MAN TO BE BEASTLY AND GROSS AND STRANGE AND SCARY AND EEWWW I SEE THINGS SQUIRMING IN THE DARK.ther are bugs#LETTING HIM HAVE HOT HOT ABBS AND STUFF WAS A COP OUUTTTT LET HIS WHOLE FORM BE DISTORTED OR UR NOT A FUCKING 0 APPEARANCE BITCH#THE BONES SHIFTED BENEATH AS IF TRYING TO HATCH. MANY OTHER THINGS HATCHED ASWELL. THE DEAD IMMORTAL FLESH SOURED#TOO GRAND TO ROT BUT TOO CORRUPTED TO KEEP CLASSIC FORM. MMMONSTER MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER#oka y im not going to bed but im gonna go. uh. do miore drugs or something. maybe ill work on more jrwi stuff. or oc stuff.#i hope ur day goes swimmingly thankyou for reading my tags i love you so so so so so much
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I have opinions on Gotham too. Like how they made my boy Jervis a wierd little freak who is in love with his sister >:(
What the fuck did they do to him. The incest was completely unnecessary and disgusting.
I like that they were fine with that plotline but the Riddler and the Penguin couldn't be gay HGFKSDJFHG like yeah there can be a weird incest freak but if two men make out we're burning it down
#tw incest#incest mention#gotham#what a. piece of work#just a horrific show from the top to the bottom#“I wanna make a show about Gotham but I personally hate all of the Rogues and I only like the cops”#brother you wanted to make a police procedural drama#not a Batman#rambling
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Just to minimize my chances of being genuinely misunderstood OR deliberately misinterpreted, and crucified for something I don't think, How Dare You Say We Piss on the Poor website etc...I'm gonna say this right up top. I absolutely understand why people don't like Thessaly as a character, if anyone does completely unironically stan her as some kind of feminist hero who Did Nothing Wrong uwu, I personally see it as a bit of a red flag. I don't like terfs real or fictional. In a vacuum, I could even completely sympathize and agree with the people who want her cut.
HOWEVER.
It's really something to me to see people clamoring for her to be cut, because she carries and expressed an ugly indefensible prejudice (transphobia) in words towards (1) person. Meanwhile Hob fucking Gadling enacted one of the most violent forms of antiblack racism I can even think of against thousands no, millions of people, the ripple effects of which still affect billions more today. Just a little light idk, profiting off the fucking slave trade and had to be told by someone else that it was bad...and he's a fan favorite.
People are saying Thessally being Dream's love interest reflects badly on him or is somehow endorsement by the narrative (?!?!?!?!?!? Didn't she (SPOILER ALERT AS IF IT MATTERS BY NOW) help participate in his extended assisted suicide? She's not painted as a great person to me just another character what are y'all SMOKING whatever fine. It's fine this is fine.) But shipping Dream with Mr. Former Slaver is not only not verboten or frowned on widely in the fandom but its THEE most popular pairing by far. So...why the difference?
Like where are the same fans who are saying Thessaly shouldn't just be more clearly shown to be wrong, she shouldn't even be in the show at all when it comes to Hobert's crimes??? Yes, transphobia is indefensible. Isn't racism?
And I hear the cries of "it's fiction!!!" Already rallying (if anyone who needs to hear this even sees it lol) to which I say:
HORSESHIT. I KNOW you don't, deep down, really agree because if you did, why get upset about Thessaly being included??? Why does what she said to one person matter if it's Just Fiction You Guyze. Fictional characters are allowed to do bad things and fiction isn't reality sweaty....except when you only apply that standard to fictional racists you like and simp for, but fictional transphobes you don't are SO HARMFUL they shouldn't even be portrayed in fiction.
Like. Give me a big fat BREAK. This looks like bullshit, no? I'm sorry, but I'd love for someone to try and give any other explanation besides one personally offended you or hit home for you, and the other doesn't.
And if that bothers you or you feel like it says something negative about you...idk what you want me to say??? You can't control how other people perceive you and that's how people outside this majority-of-the-fandom bubble see it. You don't need to respond, I just wish and genuinely hope this gives you a moment to think about why fans who ARE bothered by both (and not just paying lip service to being bothered by the one but railing against the other) are so frustrated with people saying everyone is welcome but in practice only bending over backwards for the comfort and emotions of themselves, and people they can easily relate to.
You don't have to like Thessaly (I don't. I find her an interesting antagonist, I don't stan her. And frankly imo likability is not. the point of her character) but you'll pardon me for feeling more than a bit cynical and side eying people's motivations for what seems a...pretty obvious double standard, on what fictional crimes related to real world issues matter to y'all, and which clearly don't. Either actually bring the same energy to the table for fictional people who committed atrocities, even if against a group you're not part of and thus don't feel the need to empathize with, or just carry on, but accept that you don't have the SLIGHTEST room to talk about cutting characters who do immoral things. And you also need to accept that you look like a hypocrite when you do.
#thessaly#wanda the sandman#hob gadling#fandom racism#I could've cried sexism!!! Problematic Male vs Female Characters except 1) I don't actually think that's the main reason *here*#2) there are WAY better examples of that particular double standard in this fandom#also i can admit when I'm a bit of a hypocrite or was.#i used to dip my toes into the dreamling stuff too early on#but idk. It just got too sour seeing ppl whitewash (lol I know I'm a comedian)#what he did over and over. And I genuinely had started to wonder#if the show hadn't included that particular crime and I'd just imagined it from the comics because#my memory is shit sometimes and I guess I was naive. I *wanted* to believe someone would talk aboutit#if it had made it in. but ultimately i went back and checked and no#and seeing how the whole fandom behaving affected my non-white mutuals some of whom...#like these are my friends man or ppl I just respect and I can't just. Ignore their feelings and their pov#and act like they werent making points or it doesn't matter#like it's all just fun and games for everyone on the same terms. And seeing how easy it was#for everyone to ignore was so unsettling. I couldn't keep pretending it was just fiction and didn't affect anyone real#Call me a bully a t3rf apologist (fuck you and for the record. no)#a puritan or a Fancop (actually stop comparing#people disagreeing with you online to what cops do. For fucks sake you just make it look like nothing is really real to you outside fandom)#whatever man. Whatever helps you sleep. I'm just gonna block you#if you're clearly sticking your fingers in your ears. engaging with you is a waste of time and energy then#Hell I have sympathy for anyone who doesn't like thessaly#especially trans fans. Especially rn. But lbr that sympathy for a lot of the white trans/queer fans only goes one way!!!#never gets extended to anyone else's issues. Like THATSthe issue. And it's shitty!#(sorry this post is not about me in the confessional lol that's why I put this at the bottom#I just had feelings to get out and yes its my blog but i didn't want to clog the airways)
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holy shit i think i never posted my orange side design!
#some notes:#yes that is joan’s beanie#yes his icon is that orange eye#the patches are meant to be mostly abstract since i couldnt really think of any#safety pin earring#that is a VEST over a SLUTTY MESH SHIRT. he is just as extra as the other Darks#the dots along the bottom of his vest are the dice dots for 1312#aka ACAB aka All Cops Are Bastards#he calls everyone by their colors. they don’t even know his role since he refuses to reveal it.#(he’s resentment but shh)#holds MASSIVE grudges. the possession thing finally got logan off his shit list for#*checks notes*#eating the orange marmalade by mistake when it was three am and he thought it was crofters#refuses to even acknowledge virgil#calls logan “royal” to distinguish him from patton#i have more notes but i am hungry and tired#orange side#orange side design#sanders sides#my art#sanders sides fanart
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bad dream still haunting me :((
#cw death and animal death i guess for the tags#but it was like a survival drama set on a boat but also a cop show and in this world there were also magic spells or smth that people could#use to make animals speak so if a dog witnessed a crime we were trained to hunt it down and kill it so it couldn't talk#oh yeah i was one of the cops and we were like an actual street gang basically#so the boat landed and the puppy that was on it escaped so i chased it all around and tried to kill it at a distance but eventually i just#cornered it and had to stab it like that#after which it got lighter and basically turned into a plushie i think but still#ouch#also at one point there was a person in our group who was on some sort of cpr device that needed someone to press a button over and over#to do the breathing but i was supposed to do it 4 times then stop and let the liquid at the bottom almost get up to the tube to her lungs#before doing it 4 times again and it was so fucking stressful and everyone was acting like it was all okay and i was like guyssss#this is so hard can we please celebrate after shes stabilized????#so. yeah
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Made a mini supported spindle, more out of curiousity than anything else. It does actually spin very well and very finely. Was a pain to make though--there's really nowhere to hold while whittling it, and as a result of that it's very wonky (shaft is kind of triangular, tip is off to an angle even though what i started with was completely straight, etc). I decided to forgo the bulb mostly because i didnt think i could actually carve it lol. As a result i also used it without making a temporary cop, which, even though it's quite small, does definitely slow things down. Might try another one at some point and see if i can add a bulb somehow.
Also featuring the second most recent spindle I've done, as size comparison. That one is about average size for my spindles, but much smaller than the commercial supported spindles i've seen--a bit more than half the length of your average supported spindle. So the mini one really is quite small.
#spindle making#whittling#spinning#flicked a very fine lock open to spin as a test#achieved what i would consider to be frog hair at points#im definitely missing part of the picture re: spindle weight#because this is a super lightweight spindle. about as light as the first few i made which need a sizeable cop on them to spin at all#so why does this one spin just fine ??#only guess is maybe because all the weight is concentrated at the bottom of the spindle#but its just a guess
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Not me realizing that a man breaking into my house is the source of all my stalker dreams and all my breaking and entering dreams and all my late night paralyzing anxieties about someone being in my house uninvited. Duh.
#for years and years i thought i just inherited anxiety from my mom#i thought that too many shane dawson videos and true crime docs gave me this unshakable fear#and then one day this memory surfaced like a hippo coming up for air#and now it all makes sense. a man i knew was dangerous broke into my house.#broke down my door. i heard the door and the inner frame crash to the floor#for years afterwards the door did not shut right. if it was unlocked it would swing open in the wind#even as i dealt with this every day. even as i knew that my door had been broken through before#i did not truly understand the weight of that memory until very recently.#i could not have told you about the intruder taking my moms purse and car keys#could not have told you where he put them#could not have told you about the neighbor man who came to our door. who offered to fix it up for free#who offered to buy my mothers broken gun off her hands. who waited with us while the cops went on a manhunt#who was found out to be harboring our intruder in his house the whole time he was talking to us. he had invited him in#thats how this neighbor man knew where to find us and what had happened#i could not have told you any of these things that i remember so clearly. i remember it happened on a tuesday#this was all lost to me for so many years. buried in the mud at the bottom of my mind#and now here it is. clear as day.
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Fucking Derby makes this town stupid.
#fuck the derby#fuck lmpd#stop rewarding their bad behavior with raises#mayor greenberg#free the horses#id say ride the cops but they may get too much out of the riding crops#or i bet they all think they're power bottoms
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cops when they see a red light&four lanes of traffic in their way: ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️
cops when they see a speed trap camera in a school zone at 8:00am on a monday while they're going 75mph: 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨
cops when there's unclaimed money+drugs in the impound&they need to beat out the twelve other patrols trying to get there to "help check it in": ‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️
cops when they had a bad day&they need to get home to beat their spouses+kids about it: 🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨‼️🚨
cops when they need to show up anywhere where there might be guns or knives or pointy sticks or people who know kung fu or have radioactive superpowers: .........😶🌫️........
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#was in a parking lot where shots were fired earlier&about 15mins after the guy had gotten back into his truck&left#a cop car w no lights on rolled thru the parking lot w/o stopping&then disappeared into the wind#you know-- like the useful officers of the law they get paid to be.#again: even if i didnt think cops were disgusting little bottom feeders who get off to their power+the ability to abuse whoever they want#w impunity i would have no reason at all to believe they were actually useful in any capacity.#they exacerbate violence anywhere they go&when they cant show up in packs of 20 strapped up in swat gear#they show themselves to be the biggest fucking cowards youll ever have the misfortune of crossing paths w.#its part of why they exacerbate violence the way they do.
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girl your ship is fucked up and wrong no matter what spin u put on it lmao
When you can come back and tell me how much more wrong it is than Wednesday or Your Student-aged Mary Sues x Weems (ETA: or Gatesmonster*, which has a decent fanbase too), then we'll talk.
MehmehmehmehBUT but nothing. The double standard you people have regarding Weems vs. Sheriff Galpin is fatass. I happen to not mind Weemsday, and obviously this fandom is saturated with Christie fetishists who put Tormund to shame. Anons like this:
The author who was targeted with that request chickened the fuck out and didn't make them their fic (proudly declaring that she made the Mary Sue a "Student Aid"/"all legal!" instead), so even there we have authors who are too chickenshit to write what people want, instead dictating what people should want. The moralistic bullshit in Wednesday fan fiction is insane.
I don't know how many people want Wenovan, but it does have fans that I engage with, so rn I've got to get back to crafting it...again, get back to me when you can argue your point without casting the telescope back onto the entire fandom.
P.S. No one gets to call me "girl" except for my gay friends, since they respect my status as a 🏳️⚧️ man.
*Like it's ttly okay to read/write about an older woman actually grooming and medically forcing a teenage boy to turn into a subservient monster, but to write about a teenage girl who goes after an old man because she's attracted to him, suddenly I'm the pervert 💀
#anon hate#more anon hate#i'm betting you're wyler#all pissy that i put wyler at the bottom of my list lol#but if not you're still a hypocrite#writing wednesday#writing smut#writing fiction#weemsday#wenovan#wednesday#wednesday addams#sheriff galpin#donovan galpin#black bubblegum#wednesday x donovan#wednesday x larissa#teacher student#cop student#go on and try to explain the diff between teacher x student vs. random cop x student#maybe you just hate cops#which is fine#but donovan isn't that kind of cop#larissa weems#gwendoline christie#jenna ortega#jamie mcshane
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This is… interesting. I don’t absolutely despise it, but I don’t wanna spend 25 diamonds on it either
#choices CoP#choices crimes of passion#choices#choices stories you play#playchoices#also the way the pattern continues seamlessly from top to bottom bothers me#because the top part very clearly has a peplum#so it shouldn’t look like that#I honestly don’t understand why they included the peplum at all#those have been out since like 2012#and despite what some people say I do not think they’re making a comeback#nor should they#choices app#pixelberry studios#pixelberry
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Google istg
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Thinking about that scene in Invisible Monsters where the main character (who had the lower half of her face shot off) dresses up all sexy, does her hair up in a buttercream swirl, and then walks out with an entire turkey from the freezer section because nobody will look at her. I think that was formative in my cripplepunk experience.
#cripplepunk#tay dont look#the book is about a former cop a trans woman and a model with half her face shot off#traveling the country to steal enough meds from old rich women#to fund the trans womans bottom surgery#its about identity and how its all performative and you can be anyone you want#sort of
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somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol
#first of all they turn all the lights on all the time. the other day i was hanging out in the living room w one light on bc it was light#enough outside thru the windows and one of them walked in and flipped another light on automatically. then walked through#the living room right to her bedroom... girl youre not even using this room and i was clearly fine with the light level??#they always have all 3 kitchen lights on when they cook and dont turn them off plus none of them have lamps#they all use the Big LED Ceiling Light in their bedrooms which is baffling to us#they dont know how to organize the kitchen and they took up so many of the cabinets with bullshit. like 3 pans here a few plates there#we have like 4 cabinets worth of food and even more of pots and pans and shit bc this is everything we own#and we cant afford to use disposable everything like some of them do#theyre always leaving the fridge open while they cook too and i have to physically hold myself back from becoming my mom#and yelling at them to close the fridge when theyre not actively getting smth out of it!! like theyll stand there cooking and have it open#for 2 minutes straight#theres only room for one water filter pitcher in the fridge and one of them brought a big one which is nice but theyre always forgetting to#refill it which defeats the purpose of even having it#and they always somehow start cooking right when we decide we need to eat#one of them sent this long sort of condescending post abt ants and how it stresses him out when the kitchen is messy so we all need to clean#more and try harder to keep ants away as if 1) ants care at all abt dishes in the sink or stains on the stove and 2) as if the ants will#stop coming around if theres no food out in this building where there are notoriously always ants even on the 4th floor#(we are ground floor this time) and 3) as if he isn't one of the people leaving food around and not taking the trash out#nobody responded to it in the groupchat lmao bc he sounds like a fucking cop!! and is dating an rotc guy??? and also is a streamer or just#likes to play games on vc with friends bc hes always very loudly doing that#but obviously we have sex all the time so we're at a sort of loud noise stalemate where neither of us can complain abt the other#to be clear this is in no way the absolute worst situation theyre nice enough people and havent reported us for anything (they both work for#student housing -_-) and generally things go okay in the apartment#but like. ive never been this annoyed this often with any other roommates#ALSO someone spilled soy sauce all over our designated level of the fridge door where we had all our little bottles of stuff#but also a carton a Paper Carton of milk and a pack of butter standing upright which soaked up the soy sauce and for several days#even after id cleaned the bottom of the carton the best i could i swore it tasted like soy sauce from it soaking into the bottom or smth#but it's still all over everything in there bc it was so much it like. pooled in there and splattered on everything#like. u see that happen u clean it up wtf.??#anyway i just felt like i needed to complain and see if im being silly or if these things really are so annoying
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going to be a day of hurt in 13 days. middle finger to the PM for not doing more btw
#i dont like albo for many reasons and his insistence on doing the bare minimum is one of them#he has all the power to make drastic chanfe that this country needs#but like with his investment properties#it all impacts him#the ALP#and the LNPs bottom lines#ans the greens arent much better but at least they have limits and a renter as a part of their party#my ramblings#at least the greens put forth policy that could be implemented if labor just fuking....worked with them#next years electuon is going to be a fucking sham#its either three yars or fuck all or three years of active destruction if they let that white supremacist cop be PM
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