#aku already uses WE

[ssaraexposs]

The way Atsushi's finally getting used to Akutagawa being his partner, and immediately after that, Akutagawa says "WE", as if he's already accepted him as a partner

[rotisseries]

planet of love

[dazai-on-my-mind]

This isn't gonna make a lot of sense but imma need you to stay with me here.

Something has been working about this panel for a bit and I'm finally able to put words to it. There's something here about the way Atsushi says "he can win this" and not "we can win this". What's especially interesting to me is the fact that Fyodor just told him that he has the ability to kill a God and yet he makes no movement upon Aku's arrival to fight especially after seeing him go toe to toe with Ame-no-gozen.

Now going back to this panel

I'm hoping this is Akutagawa's attempts to knock some sense into Atsushi (hopefully not an amnesia trope but alas signs are pointing to it) so that he'll join the fight.

[seaskate]

I always hate it when I see in fics and videos where people try to make it seem like Dazai was trying to make Akutagawa a killing machine while he was in the mafia, when it was actually the opposite. Akutagawa came to Dazai already a killer even at the age of fourteen (according to the Beast light novel) and Dazai was trying to teach him not to just kill everyone around him.

He wanted Aku to learn to bring in prisoners instead of corpses and to use his ability to defend himself instead of just attacking (like with the bullets).

I’m not saying that he did it the right way, like at all at all, but he wasn’t trying to make a killing machine either. We learn in Dark Era that he had great hopes for Akutagawa, hopes that Aku couldn’t meet just by killing everyone in his way without thought.

So he gave Akutagawa Atsushi, someone that will watch his back when he doesn’t think to do so himself and will be the safety on the gun for him, knowing when not to shoot.

In turn Akutugawa is all but beating the self loathing out of Atsushi, talking about how much he hates the way that Atsushi asks for permission to live. He makes Atsushi more ruthless and willing to do what is needed (like in dead Apple when Atsushi said that the Agency doesn’t kill and then pulls a gun on Akutagawa).

A killing machine was never in the cards.

[queer-n-here]

*falls from the sky* Hello. Can I PRETTY PLEASE request for an Akutagawa x reader. So like—

We all pretty much know how bratty Akutagawa can het right? So maybe one day Akutagawa is being a little brat like ignoring you and etc so reader makes him cockwarm us? And poor poor Aku is sobbing for us to just fuck him already.

I HOPE THIS IS A DECENT IDEA💗💗

—🧛 anon

Welcome to the annon fam, yo!

I gotchu on bratty Aku rn. Hope you like it!

Contents: Akutagawa begging you to fuck him, and then you obliging.

Warnings: Smut, top male reader, biting, cocksleeve, nipple play, rough sex, gets slightly dubcon during the end, dacryphilia (all my fic have dacryphilia, I just forget to mention it lol).

Akutagawa was at his limit.

You were too cruel, too mean to him during sex. Look at you now, cock buried deep inside Akutagawa's hole as he sat on your lap. But you just wouldn't let him move! Fuck that, you weren't even looking at him!

Your eyes were glued to your paperwork instead, and you seemed fully focused on the heap of pages on your desk. Akutagawa, however, had his eyes glued to your face.

He was butt naked, arms wrapped around neck and chest pushed out towards you, his nipples erect and red. His hole was stuffed full of your cock, but you weren't letting him move. He needed it, he needed you.

He tried grinding down on your cock, pathetic hole begging to be railed. But you gripped his waist, shooting him a warning glare.

"Please, [Name]..." Akutagawa begged, his shoulders trembling. "Please."

The tears that had been collecting in his eyes all this while we're finally starting to fall, slipping down his face as he sniffled. You looked up at him at the sound, and then nonchalantly returned to your work.

"You want my attention now, hmm?" You said, moving your glasses further up your nose as you studied a document. "Only an hour ago you were ignoring me when I was trying to talk to you."

Akutagawa whined, burying his face into the crook of your neck as sobs shook his body. "Pl-please... I'm sorry."

You hummed distractedly in response, grabbing a pen and starting to write stuff down. A minute later, Akutagawa pulled away from your shoulder to look at you, face wet. He leaned forwards and placed his lips on yours.

You let him kiss you, dropping your pen back onto the table as he bit and nibbled at your lips, trying to push his tongue into your mouth. You knew he was trying to get you aroused, and because of the way his chest was rubbing against yours, you almost took the bait.

When Akutagawa pulled away breathlessly, a line of saliva still connecting your lips with his, and he looked at you pleadingly.

"Please, [Name], please." He begged. "I-I can't take this anymore..."

Sobs shook his body again, and you raised a hand to hold his chin steady. "Hmm, is that so?"

Akutagawa hated this, he hated it when you played dumb, but there was nothing he could do outside of nodding pathetically.

"What do you want me to do, then?" You asked him, the ghost of a smirk on your face.

"J-just..." He swallowed, face heating up. "Fuck me. Please, [Name], can you fu-fuck me?"

"My," Your thumbs rubbed over his nipples, and Akutagawa gasped and leaned into the touch, cock twitching. "When you ask so nicely, how can I deny?"

You stood up, making him gasp again and clutch your neck tighter for balance. With one sweep of your arm, the stack of papers on your desk had fallen to the ground, individual sheets flying everywhere. In their place you laid Akutagawa down on his back, looming over him.

His hole was slick around your cock, and when you lowered your head to kiss and suck on his nipples, it tightened around you, begging desperately. You obliged it, pulling your cock out till only the tip was in, before thrusting the entire length in again. Akutagawa arched his back, his hand grabbing the back of your head to hold it closer against his chest as he moaned.

You started thrusting in a rhythm, the loud squelches and moans from Akutagawa almost drowned out by the sound of skin slapping skin. He wrapped his legs around your waist as you pounded into him, rough and fast.

Your movements were aggressive, and Akutagawa was getting louder with each thrust, face screwed up and wet hair sticking to his forehead as an endless stream of tears slipped down his face. You pulled away from his chest, placing your hands on either side of his head and fucking him so hard his blunt nails dug into your back, drawing blood.

"Fffu- Hah! [Name]! Nggh!"

Your eyes were glued to his pretty face, his swollen lips and red cheeks. Fuck, he looked so sexy crying like that, eyelashes wet and eyes blurred. You sped up further, cock assaulting his hole with the ferocity of a starving animal.

"You like getting fucked like this, right?" You hissed through gritted teeth. "You like it when you're nothing but a cock sleeve, hmm?"

And he nodded senselessly, mouth open with moans that grew into cries as you abused his walls with your tip.

A particular thrust made him arch his back right off the desktop, and you shifted to hit his sweet spot again, feeling him clench around you. Akutagawa wrapped his arms around your shoulders, burying his face into the crook of your neck.

You fucked him hard and raw, your desire primal and inhuman as you bit down on his shoulder, making him whine. He didn't have the strength to hold onto you for any longer, and he fell back onto the desk.

His pupils were blown out, and his brain was getting cloudier with each nudge of your tip against his sweet spot. His poor brain couldn't think of anything outside that cock of yours anymore, stuffing him full so nicely, making him lose the feeling in his legs.

His own cock was slapping uselessly against his stomach, and you reached forwards to stroke it, your hand moving in the same rhythm as your hips. Akutagawa squirmed, almost screaming now, his hands scrambling around for purchase as you brought him closer to his orgasm.

He came, ropes of come shooting out of his cock as his hole squeezed so tight around you it was getting hard to thrust in it. He waited for you to slow down, but even as he came down from his high, you only let go of his dick, but continued your onslaught of his hole.

"No! [Name], ple-Ugh!" Akutagawa tried to pull away from grasp. "I just... Nggh! I just c-came, please! Hah!"

But you still didn't slow down. "You wanted me to fuck you so bad, right? So what's the problem now?"

Akutagawa sobbed and struggled, but you wouldn't let him go, so he gave up on his attempts, choosing to ramble on about sensitivity and breaks instead. With how his sentences were broken and punctuation with moans and cries, you could very easily pretend to not understand him.

You fucked him till you felt your own orgasm loom around the corner, heat building in your stomach. You leaned down to capture Akutagawa's lips in a kiss, biting harshly and making him sob. You came in him, your seed painting his walls white as you slowed down, hitting his sweet spot one last time before stopping.

The feeling of your come in him was enough to drive his sensitive body to a second orgasm, and more cum pooled on his stomach, dripping down his sides as you pulled out to look at him.

Akutagawa's expression was dazed, his bruised and marked chest heaving up and down with each breath. You gently pushed away the sweat-soaked hair sticking to his forehead, and planted a kiss in its place.

"You okay?" You whispered to him, and he nodded, eyes only half-open.

"Come on then," You slid your arms around him and lifted him up, letting him weakly put his limp arms around your shoulders. "Let's get you cleaned up, love."

[ma3mae]

No one likes syringes!

Summary : You gotta take your weekly syringe but you're afraid of needles so how can these mfs (Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi, Aku, Chuuya) convince you to take it 🤷

Genre : bit cracky and fluff, prob lots of teasing bc u know who tf im talking about 💀

Warnings : heartattacks bc we all simp too hard for these men 🛐 maybe a bit of suggestive themes at the end

A/N : managed to inject myself for the first time (aint no drugs, need them bc HEALTH) and bro, my hands r still shaky bc fear 😭 how do ppl do this so easily 💀 also the syringe is like a pen (also for this story) but broo its still scary and i need some bsd character comforting me 😩✋✋

Dazai Osamu

Lets say yall live together and hes at work while u r home alone

cant bring yourself to do it alone bc bro syringes are scary (even if its just a pen bc NEEDLES BRO) 😩😭

So you text him and ask what hes doing and tell him if hes got time to come home asap bc we r nearly crying at this point

hes gonna be SO ANNOYING like "i was just waiting for a text from you~ dont worry, your knight in shining armor will save you"

BROO he prob knew that you gotta take them today and also knew that nothing would be going on at the agency so he couldve stayed at home but nah 😭😭 (sadistic a** fr fr)

but hes still hurrying nonetheless bc hes not that MEAN -right???-

arrives at home and finds you on the couch holding the pen with shaky hands and his heart does feel a TAD bit guilty bc fr he couldve stayed at home and u would have gotten this shit over asap

gon be all like "dw im here now, okay? Lets just get this over with and then we'll cuddle, how about that?"

homegirl is about to cry at this point bc just FREE HER from this misery

sits next down to you and takes the pen from your hands

If you do wanna try it out yourself, he'll gently guide you through it

He knows how afraid you are and teasing would just make you sob instantly bc the pressure is already too much to deal with YEAH U BETTER STFU U TEASE !! jk still love him

will try to change your mind tho by sayinf stuff like "Really? ~ i mean its brave and good of you to try it yourself but I really love helping you, you know. Want to do everything for you, darling." he knows EXACTLY what hes doing to us by saying that

Is prob gonna give us that look and whisper in our ear and shi im sorry im too down bad for this man at this point 😩

if you dont wanna do it yourself then, he'll tell you to look at him while hes pressing the pen onto your thigh or stomach

You still cant keep your eyes off of it? Sry girl, theres only one solution

He'll just click his tounge at you while having that fking smirk on his face as he says "still too distracted, I see? Well seems like theres only one way to help you"

gives you a kiss on the lips and just deepens it while looking STRAIGHT into your eyes got my knees weak for him fr

you only feel a tiny sting and as soon as a "click" is heard, he'll break the kiss and just grins at you as if he didnt trick you lol

but who are you to complain, he sees that you liked it and will def comment on that

"see, love? Wasn't so hard after all. But you still did well. Proud of you as always"

pecks you on the lips again before setting the pen onto the table and wraps his arms around your waist bc NO WAY in hell is he gonna let go after that

"i think i deserve a reward for that~" "you said you were waiting for a text so you KNEW i had to do it today, right?" ".... welp, not gonna apologize on that 🤷🤷🤷"

u can understand why kunikida has to SIGH all the time as soon as dazai opens his mouth but oh well, you're too whipped to care about at this point

wont let you go so guess you'll have to reward him 💅 no ones complaining LOL

if you tell him to help you next time before hes gone for work, he'll def do it bc he loves u but poor kunikida gotta expect him arrive at work late more often bc he wont leave home without rewards 🛐

Kunikida Doppo

You already know that he got the exact day, hour, minute and SECOND written down on when you gotta take your pen

You tell him that the day is enough and that the time doesnt matter but NOO 😤 YOU WILL take it at the exact time

If its at ungodly hours like 3am or smth, bro he'll wake you up like no mercy for his schedule 😭

If u complain to him tho then dw he will rearrange it for u bc he may love to stick to his plans but he wont ignore your needs and stuff either get urself a man who takes care of u like that 😤😤

will prefer to do it before work, so if you're not an early bird then he'll wake u up but dw you'll get a forehead kiss and bro's already fully dressed n' stuff BUT waking up to him looking at you with such a loving gaze will make u forget that its 5-6am or smth 😩

will first let you get up in peace and make u some calming tea bc he knows what will come next ✋

"Y/N, I know you don't like it but you have to take your pen today, okay?"

if we start a tanthrum then he already knows about it like bro's prepared for everything!!

"Kuni, do we really ha-" "Yes." "But you know I dont li-" "Yes and yes. I know you hate it but don't worry, I've already written everything down on how to do it and what to be aware of so its okay to feel afraid but don't worry because I'm here. Nothing will happen and I've already bought your favorite snacks so you'll feel better but dont eat too much of it when I'm gone. "

u already know he spent a night or smth just researching everything about it as soon as you told him

prob even went to a library and once came back home with multiple books in his hands, hes THAT dedicated UGH I LOVE HIM 💕

you could just sob rn bc how did the earth bless you with this man KUNIKIDA I NEED U 😭😭😭

If the pen is kept in a fridge then dw he already put that shit out for it to not be cold anymore (prob counted the minutes and seconds LOL)

he'll sit you down on the bed or couch, disinfect the place on where you'll take it (lol that sounds WRONG) and he'll give you a peck on your forehead before asking if you're alright and ready to go through with it bc no way in hell is he gonna do it while you're too shaken up for it

If you wanna try to do it alone then he'll take your hand into his as you're grabbing the pen, slowly guiding it while praising you for how brave you are for trying this and that hes proud of you IM SOBBING

will also tell you to look at him if you get more afraid by seeing it on your skin

Honestly even if you dont wanna do it yourself, he'll make sure to be there and will praise you every time you get through with it bc you KNOW he means it

Honestly makes you tear up everytime and u just wanna kiss this man fr

you thank him and tell him how glad you are to have him, he'll be smitten even more than he already is

Cup his face with your hands and kiss him bro's gonna find it really difficult to not stay at home and just be in your arms

at the end of the day, his love for you exceeds his ideals so he wouldnt mind arriving at work some minutes later if he gets to have you in his arms for a bit longer

Will arrive at work with such a good mood that hes prob gonna freak dazai out with it especially when he overlooks some dumb remarks from him the power of love YALL but who can blame him, his heart is thumping louder than dazai's rambling LOL

maybe yall will continue when hes back home, who knows 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

Nakajima Atsushi

when you told him about the pen for the first time, he was literally thrown off like "wait, so you have to.... stab yourself regularly with that?????"

hes just SO precious bc his heart's squeezing at you asking him if he could help u bc you just feel so comfortable and just knowing that makes him SWOON

But at the same time hes panicking bc HOW CAN HE DO THAT WITHOUT HURTING U

Ngl hes prob also afraid of needles and stuff 😭 is gonna look at u like the pic above LOL

will ask yosano or even recommend that she should do it but you're like "NO!! im sorry, tsushi but im too scared of her and i feel safe with u :(((("

you got him WHIPPED and DEDICATED bc he'll def research that shit through and through

Will ask his coworkers (prob kunikida) how to best handle the situation

has everything ready but will stumble and be kinda hastily about it at first bc hes prob even more nervous than you are 💀

either it implifies your fear more or its just so ridiculous that you're legit like "ily but im not gonna die or smth 🤨🤨🤨" you cant blame him tho 😤

hes gonna be all like "OKAY OKAY, we got this. No, I GOT this s-so no worries, okay?" bro, BREATHE. Hes just about to pass out at this point jk jk

if you decide to try it out alone, he'll be a bit saddened bc does this mean you dont want him to help you after all?? :(( was he not good enough of a choice to be of help :((( TSUSHI STFU ILY

dw just reassure him that you obviously appreciate his help and still need him to be there bc no way in hell can u do it alone without ur hubby

will tell you everything he had learned about the pen and how to use it with a bit of a tremble in his voice but he pulls through with it!!

You manage to do it and BOY get ready for a rant on how proud of you he is

will want to pamper you with kisses on ur face "tsushi, i know that look. Go ahead and do it, dont hold back" "really, y/n!!?" "😩 bro do it ok" will try to hold back with gluing himself onto you but how can he NOT

If u dont wanna do it urself then it will prob go like this:

its time for yk what and he sees the genuine fear in your eyes but dw he got you

hes prob gon be like "my s/o need me rn and i have to help them!!!" hes actually gonna remember everythinf he looked up and prob memorized for you bc hes AN ANGEL will put his forehead against yours and tell you to look at him "i wont let anything hurt you and happen to you. You're afraid and honestly im afraid too but you and i will get through this, okay?" gives you the most lovestruck smile ever before he looks down and counts to three

"breathe in, y/n. It will be okay" he ignores his slightly trembling hands and at the count of three inserts it. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER📸📸📸

as soon as yall hear a click, he quietly counts to three before pulling it out and BROO the relief is refreshing af

"WE DID IT, Y/N!!!" Is hella giddy bc how can he not be proud of the both of you!!!! You did it!!! will honestly pull you in a hug bc hes just so happy

prob gonna realise that he just did it without asking u and will be sheepish all like "o-oh sorry, i just got too excited" "no tsushi. We should be happy about this so dont let go!!" no need to say it twice bc hes gonna wrap his arms even tighter around you and nuzzle his face into the crook of your neck ILL GIVE U A KISS TSUSHI 🛐🛐

will he feel bad for arriving at work a bit later? Maybe but a scolding from kunikida wont hold him back from holding you for a tad bit longer

He'll be a bit less nervous for the next times and it will surely decrease with each time bc practice yk but will obviously still hold you until he made sure that you're feeling okay afterwards

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke

Bro's nearly flabbergasted bc why are you making such a FUSS 🤨🤨 im sry dont sue me

"Calm down, you idiot. It's only a pen. You dont even SEE the needle."

dont ask him why hes staying with you if its JUST a needle then bc bro will prob just straight up get up and leave if you point it out 💀

will prob be the first to not even suggest but just TELL you to do it yourself aku im hurting over here 😩

will prob make an effort in atleast roughly skimming through a website about it prob smth weird like wikihow LMAO

If he does see you how afraid you really are of it, hes rly trying his best to ignore the small ache its giving his heart bc he takes no pleasure in witnessing u be so afraid✋ its still JUST a pen in his eyes at the end of the day lol

will just sigh and snatch that shit from your hands bc he cant bear to see you like this any longer are we looking that pitiful, probably LOL

But he'll be surprisingly soft with his touch, nearly just ghosting you with his hands is that even a term, nvm yall know what i mean

Hes just gonna be straightforward with it bc the faster its over the better. He wont admit that he just wants to help but cant convey it bc what even are feelings 🤷

He'll tilt your chin towards him and just say "Look at me, Y/N. Stop overthinking it. You won't get hurt from this stupid thing, okay? If smth does happen, I'll just destroy the factory thats making this."

You dont know if hes joking to lighten the mood or if hes serious bc its aku

But hes prob joking

anyway hes gonna ask you like smth rly random like "What do you wanna eat later" which will confuse you but you'll answer nonetheless bc hey hes initiating a convo!!

as you start to talk and he notices you're relaxed enough for him, welp yk whats happening

Actually makes you wince a bit bc it just caught you off guard

"Ryuu, what the f-?!" "Just bear with it." ok we have been silenced 🛐

yall hear the click of relief, he counts in his mind to three and quickly pulls that shit out

you're slightly trembling from relief from finally getting it over you and bro just clicks his tounge like "You're such a fool. Cant believe something insignificant like that makes you nearly shit your pants."

you lowkey glare at him for that bc BRO needles r spooky 😭 but dw before you even open your mouth to tell him off, he'll look to the side and say "... You did good for holding that out though... but its still stupid."

just give him a peck on the cheek or smth bc this boy is prob craving some praise after having helped you like that

"Thank you, Ryuu. I couldnt have done this without you. You're the best boyfriend I could ever ask for"

Give him a tight hug, kiss and boom you got him around your finger

he'll take a second to wrap his arms around you and will just hide his face in the crook of ur neck like our other boy tsushi

"Of course, I'd help... I'll still blow up the factory for scaring you like that."

"NO!!" jk he wont if u tell him not to but hes just trying to say he doesnt like seeing u like that we know aku, dw 💕💕

if his coworkers ask why hes arriving a bit later at work, he'll just tell them to shut up and continue with their work

If you look closely you'll see his ears turn a bit pink as he keeps thinking of you and your words 💕💕😭

Nakahara Chuuya

Honestly its gonna be a mix of every reaction possible I think

Like if you tell him about the pen, hes first gonna feel a bit pressured like "O-Oh wait so you want ME to help with it??"

Like no offense hes obviously feeling pretty happy about that you are asking him for help especially for smth important as your health

But he knows hes not the most gentle person and does have his worries that he might accidentally hurt you or smth

wont ask anyone for advice bc its his love of his life can i be that pls that asked HIM so he'll do it at the end of the day!!

but if hes feeling rly unsure then he wont mind slipping a question about it when hes reporting to mori

which means being not subtle at all

"So was that all for today's report of the mission." "Yeah." "Then do you need something or why are you still standing there?" ".... *pulls out a picture of your pen* do you know how to use this?..."

you def know that chuuya's feeling so embarassed that hes asking his BOSS but its a sacrifice hes willing to pay

mori will have mercy on him and tell him what he should be careful of and summarise on how to use it

Will prob throw in a "good luck~" bc how can u not TEASE him

anyway our boy's done his research and now comes the hard part

"Okay, dont panic Y/N." "HOW CAN I NOT WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING IT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME" "JUST DONT PANIC, FFS"

dw as soon as he sees you trembling, he'll be softer than a marshmallow

a chuuya one

"Oi, look at me. I'll make sure nothing's gonna happen to you, alright? Will just sting a bit and thats it. Will take care of you after this so you'll forget this ever happened."

HOW CAN U NOT SWOON AT HIM 😩😩

he'll even take off his gloves so you'll be more relaxed if you can feel his skin bro the gloves are giving off doctor vibes in this scenario, will make us panic more LOL

if you really cant keep your eyes off it then well....

"Damn it, love. Stop looking at it." will just press his lips onto you for a second before breaking it and inserting that shi*

"Ch-Chuuya!" "I know, i know. Dont worry, its gonna be over real soon."

And boom thr click is heard and yall are finally done

Honestly his shoulders are gonna relax instantly, boy was tensed up even more than you skskskks but who can blame him

"OMG chuuya we did it!!" "Yeah, you did it, doll." bro's gonna latch onto you again bc that kiss from earlier wasnt enough for the both of u 😩

is it riling yall up? Probably but welp you 're already either shirtless or pantless so only one clothing to pull off less work for yall

Mori's just gonna be like "I see, you managed to get through it" and chuuya just tiltd his fedora down so u cant see his face bc he REALLY wants to ignore that his boss knows whats been holding our boy up cant blame him 🤷🤷🤷

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Lol that was WAY too long but honestly this was so good to write 😩 now im just gonna be sad that none of them r here to do it irl but oh welp, will just read more stuff about them ✋💅

[delusionalwriter02]

hello i saw ur insta as ada member and i loved it!!! can you do it but with the port mafia ?? thank you

Insta as a Port Mafia's member

a/n : hey dear!! thank you so much for your request, I had SO MUCH fun writing this, hope you'll like it<33

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Yn_theoneandonly : my girl is trainingggg @.Higucci

Chu_uya : to train is to doubt your ability

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : she'll kick your ass

↳ Gintonic : all of us

↳ Chu_uya : what did I do again ??

↳ Higucci : just shut the fuck up and you'll be fine

↳ Daze_i : love to see you're still being bullied

↳ Chu_uya : I should have killed you in your mother's womb

↳ Daze_i : have fun finding her!!!!

The_Hirotsu : Gin you received a letter, I put it on your desk

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : we can receive letters ????

↳ The_Hirotsu : Of course we can

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : BOSS I WANT A MEETING RN

↳ M_Mori : What it is this time ?

↳ Yn_theonenandonly : SINCE WHEN ARE WE ALLOWED TO RECEIVE LETTERS ??

↳ M_Mori : Since forever

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : And I was the only one not knowing this ??

↳ Gintonic : apparently

↳ Chu_uya : you have fans or something ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : ALL THE TIMES I COULD HAVE HAD MY PACKAGES DELIVERED TO THE OFFICE

↳ The_Hirotsu : Why at the office ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I spend most of my time there, it could have been so much easierrrrrrrr

↳ M_Mori : Well..... I'm glad you're aware now

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : WE'RE NOT FINISHED BOSS

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Yosanurgirl : THAT'S the Port Mafia

Yn_theoneandonly : @.Chu_uya @.Akutagawa @.Tachi_h @.Paupol what went through your mind ?

↳ Chu_uya : I can explain

↳ Tachi_h : no you can't, it was Akutagawa's idea

↳ Akutagawa : NO IT WAS NOT

↳ Higucci : so ? who was in charge ?

↳ Chu_uya : We can't say it, it's confidential

↳ Paupol : Very confidential

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Verlaine, talk.

↳ Gintonic : Akutagawa ?

↳ Daze_i : mannnnn we never did that back then, the mafia is fun only when I leave

↳ Yn_theonenandonly : shut up, I want the tea

↳ Higucci : we're waiting

↳ Gintonic : Okay let me explain, if you don't tell us, I will be waiting at your door with so many tools it will take 10 lives to use them all, so, speak.

↳ Chu_uya : IT WAS HIROTSU'S IDEA HE WAS MAD BECAUSE THE SECURITY DIDN'T LET HIM SMOKE THERE SO HE ASKED US TO DESTROY THE PLACE AND THEN TAG

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : wtf

↳ Akutagawa : DAMN IT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

↳ Daze_i : I like it open

↳ Tachi_h : YOU SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT HELPING, CHUUYA MAN REALLY ???

↳ Chu_uya : BE MAD AT THE GIRLS NOT ME

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : @.The_Hirotsu care to explain ? it's childish, I would have expected it from them but from you ??

↳ Paulpol : I feel INSULTED

↳ Higucci : you ARE

↳ The_Hirotsu : I have things to do, see you never

↳ Gintonic : wtf is wrong with you

↳ Daze_i : well it all started when I was a baby

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : fuck imma sleep, you're all just a bunch of idiots

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Yn_theoneandonly : they were SO scared @.Chu_uya @.Akutagawa pussy

Atsushiii : Aku you're just playing rough but you're a real softie

↳ Akutagawa : imma dismember you

↳ Atsushiii : Yosano already did it, be original for once

↳ Daze_i : I raised you so well Atsushi !!!

↳ Akutagawa : don't fucking encourage him

Chu_uya : I wasn't scared I do this all the time

↳ Gintonic : being in an attraction ?

↳ Chu_uya : NO BEING IN THE AIR

↳ Daze_i : being so far from the ground is helping with your superiority complex ?

↳ Chu_uya : Imma pray for you

↳ Daze_i : huh ?

↳ Chu_uya : Pray for you to just kill yourself

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : that wasn't nice at all, apologize rn Chuuya

↳ Chu_uya : ME ??

↳ M_Mori : Apologize to Dazai.

↳ Chu_uya : BOSS ???? I always knew he was your favorite. I'm sorry Dazai

↳ Daze_i : good little dog, you deserve a reward

↳ Chu_uya : IMMA KILL YOU MYSELF

↳ Gintonic : they'll forever fight like child these two

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Yeah I guess

OzuKoy : Next time we should go with the ADA, it's been so long since I saw you @.Yosanurgirl

↳ Yosanurgirl : yessss my girl we'll plan that

↳ Tachi_h : I'll never understand how you can be all friends girls

↳ Yosanurgirl : because we're smarter and actually enjoy the company of peoples

↳ Tachi_h : bullshit

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Talk to her like that again, c'mon I dare you

↳ Tachi_h : OH I REALIZED I forgot something at home

↳ Higucci : Yeah run for it

Ranthebestpo : @.p0e I bet 16000 yen that by the end of the weak, we'll have a big event with the Port Mafia

↳ p0e : bet

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Yn_theoneandonly : I still think reserving an entire cinema is excessive

Yosanurgirl : No it wasn't excessive AT ALL, you saw how none of them can behave

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : They were SO annoying

↳ Higucci : I'm glad we had a whole part of the room for ourselves

↳ Gintonic : If we didn't I would have murdered them before the end of the movie

↳ OzuKoy : And I would have joined

↳ Ky��_ka : It was nice seeing you again

↳ The_Hirotsu : Thank you for letting me sit with you

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : No problem papi, you're far from being the worst one

↳ Chu_uya : SO HE WAS ALLOWED AND NOT ME ??

↳ Gintonic : you talk allllll of the time, I would have knocked you out

Chu_uya : Dazai I swear you're the worst

↳ Daze_i : ?????? you had all the popcorn

↳ Chu_uya :Because I PAID for it

↳ Daze_i : sharing is caring

↳ Chu_uya : The thing is, I DO NOT care about you

↳ Daze_i : you care SO MUCH otherwise you wouldn't have gave it to me

↳ Chu_uya : I gave it to you so you'll stop being so clingy

↳ Daze_i : believe what makes you happy

Atsushiii : Aku I'm never sitting next to you ever again

↳ Akutagawa : I'M THE ONE who will never sit next to you

↳ Atsushiii : What makes you think you had the right to drink MY Ice-Tea ??

↳ Akutagawa : I thought it was mine

↳ Atsushiii : You took water

↳ Akutagawa : The water was disgusting

↳ Atsushiii : 🙄

Ranthebestpo : Poe give me my 16000 yen

↳ p0e : I should have known better

↳ Ranthebestpo : 100% yes

FukuZAWA : Thank you Kunikida for the reservation

↳ M_Mori : Yes thank you boy

↳ KunikIDA : It was nothing

Tachi_h : Verlaine you never do that again

↳ Paupol : What ?

↳ Tachi_h : sleeping.

↳ Paupol : What's wrong with sleeping ?

↳ Tachi_h : YOU SNORE SO LOUD IT'S ATROCIOUS

↳ Paupol : my bad

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Yn_theoneandonly : Hirotsu is a tired nanny

Gintonic : GIRL WHATS THAT CAPTION

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : pure truth

↳ Gintonic : yeah can't say you're wrong

Chu_uya : @.Tachi_h you put sand in my hair

↳ Tachi_h : Gin pushed me

↳ Gintonic : Aku pushed me

↳ Akutagawa : No I didn't

↳ Chu_uya : I don't care who started the dominos, you'll pay for my shampoo

↳ Tachi_h : NEVER YOURS IS TOO EXPENSIVE

↳ Chu_uya : Yes.

↳ The_Hirotsu : Children stop fighting

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : When I say he's a tired nanny

↳ The_Hirotsu : Boss I need vacations

↳ M_Mori : Take them

↳ Gintonic : NO NO HIROTSU STAY BOSS WILL MAKE US WORK

↳ M_Mori : Because normally you don't work ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : We work

↳ Chu_uya : Day and night

↳ Tachi_h : even during luch

↳ Gintonic : 24/24 7/7

↳ Higucci : We never sleep

↳ Paupol : Work is what we live for

↳ OzuKoy : We dedicate our life to the Mafia

↳ Akutagawa : Liars

↳ Gintonic : AKU REALLY ?????

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : YOU BASTARD, not you Gin

↳ Tachi_h : MAN SHUT THE FUCK UP

M_Mori : Well, Hirotsu I think we'll be planning those vacations together

↳ The_Hirotsu : Dear Lord, what did I do to deserve this

Hey! Hope you liked it ? I just loved doing it but including all of the characters can be SO complicated

with love <3

[asagirisfavoritepen]

I have some questions. What would happen if Fyodor got killed by a pregnant woman? Would he be pregnant? And would the kid have his DNA or the mom's DNA? Or since Fyodor is a man would the kid just die or smth?

And he got Bram's height since he fits his clothes perfectly. But he didn't keep Bram's nails. So how exactly does he pick what he keeps and what he doesn't? Or are you telling me Twinkyodor was as tall as Bram fucking Stoker?

And what would happen if 2 people kill Fyodor together? Like they both give the final stab or smth. Does he possess the both of them? Does he pick which one he possess? Is it random? Does he not possess any?

And if he's killed by an ability user, does he keep the ability the said person had? Like, if Chuuya kills him does Fyodor get For The Tainted Sorrow? WILL FYODOR BE ABLE TO USE CORRUPTION? You know what? Not gonna risk it. Keep Chuuya away from the rat man.

Also, Dazai doesn't have to kill him. He just has to touch Fyodor as he dies or the person that kills Fyodor. And I personally think that Fukuzawa deserves to kill the rat.

And about Genshin-Impact-Fukuchi. Sskk will defeat him. How? Easy. They're also gonna forme a singularity. Actually, I think they already did. When they fought Ivan and Aku gave Atsushi Rashōmon while Sushi was using his ability. Is that a singularity? I dunno. Will I act like it is because based on how shit is going right now it makes sense? Yes, of course.

Dazai also said at some point that these two will create a singularity. I don't exactly remember when but I think it was in Beast light novel.

So Singularity Sskk will defeat Tripolar Singularity while Skk defeats Fyodor.

Or even easier! They get Ayatsuji to kill Fukuchi. He just has to move his ass to the airport, look at him and go like "You didn't respect the law." Or smth like that and boom! No more Fukuchi.

He can't kill Fyodor tho because then he's gonna become Fyodor and we don't want that.

Kinda a theory. Sigma said that Fyodor seemed to be the same age in the memory (when he first met Bram). And now after taking over Bram's body he looks the same. So what if this is the age he had when he first died? And I think the said age was 33 because that's how old Jesus was when he died.

[racketballz]

Hope u don't mind another perspective about the spit scene, but I actually saw the reddit comment that kickstarted this discussion. It was a deeply annoying argument (that was left on a post about aku/bloss of all things??) to the point I actually left a long reply before thinking better of it n just deleting and blocking

Just for reference, in response to someone disagreeing, they asserted something along the lines of "He's still holding her down and violating her using fluid from his body, it's WEIRD that you're ignoring that just to ship them" and that level of stretching words just. Did not signal a productive conversation to come

I really feel like people want to overcorrect for the early portrayal of the boys by the fandom (made up of mostly children, who obviously would not have known how to write a character) by like... treating them as adult men almost? It's super weird because they always end up using extremely specific, modern types of adult misogynist (like cryptobros or Andrew Tate) to illustrate their point regardless of how little sense it makes for their canon personalities

I also think people conveniently forget what kind of show they're watching sometimes because PPG is still like, a kid's cartoon where the MC's have superpowers. Everything the girls do are normal kid activities cranked to 11 because they're superhuman, and when I look at it from that lens then the boys' episodes really don't strike me as very sinister largely bc they're all just kids on an even playing field (obviously the dynamic was really lopsided for most of TBABIT, but even then I mean. We already discussed how the girls retaliated)

Idk maybe I'm biased but it's kind of obvious that the boys are super archetypal snot-nosed, sexist brats and ime, characters like that pretty much always grew out of it. Like if the girls could destroy the entire town for no good reason more than once, Harry Pitt could pull what he did in the cooties episode, and Mitch could torture a hamster without being considered monsters for it, then realistically there's ample hope left for the RRB (and even if there wasn't, I don't think just projecting the worst guy anyone has ever met onto them is guaranteed to fit their characters, but I digress)

Also to be real I don't think people take the boys' actions as seriously as they make it sound a lot of the time. Like if we're going by their logic, then it should also be questionable to portray them as friends or close siblings to the girls, but I've never seen pushback against this idea off the basis that the boys have hurt them too badly in the past. It's pretty much always leveraged against ship content, which makes me think concern about the boys' characters aren't what's actually driving this criticism, but that's just me

1000000% brother this is not my first rodeo I had a feeling thats what was happening. To demonize a ship to uplift their own favorite ship people will pull out anything and everything to misconstrue the shows intention

[inamagicalhallucination]

amnesia fics have no right to be so good

i love amnesia fics in general but i love the fun silly wholesome ones where one of the ship wakes up married or whatever and the other ship is desperately tripping over their feet trying to make the first one comfortable and yeah

sskk my beloved fic where atsushi gets amnesia and akutagawa is desperately trying to make atsushi as comfy as possible like atsushi comes to their apartment and is like "oh which room is mine" and akutagawa stares wide eyed like "oh that um we share" and then atsushi gets to the room and is like "wait where's my bed" becuz he's a silly little confused guy and akutagawa is like uhhh

and atsushi is like where are my clothes most of these look rlly expensive and aku has to explain that he has 0 self control and if atsushi as much as glances at something aku buys it for him

but also akutagawa losing his memory and atsushi having to take care of him

akutagawa is used to sharing his apartment but with his sister not this strange white haired man who looks at him like he's everything

anyway

he's hella confused but becuz he never thought he'd be in a relationship and yeah

atsushi is also doing anything and everything to make him comfy

akutagawa is awkwardly standing there watching atsushi dote on him, confused and surprised at the ease atsushi handles him with = how atsushi has blended into his routines and yeah

like i know the potential for it to be sad is there but i like the wholesome ness of amnesia fics jadksf

also the humor of one of them reaching into/seeing things of the more intimate sides of their relationship

"um akutagawa-san... why do we have a bag of girl... um private clothes..."

akutagawa, immediately grabbing and hiding it "you are seeing things!"

/

"akutagawa-san... um if we're dating.... does that mean we...."

"we....?"

"we... um kiss???"

/

"akutagawa-san whats in that box under the bed?"

akutagawa, panicking: guns

/

"akutagawa-san why do u have venue pamphlets"

"...work project"

/

i feel like aku wouldn't ask questions like that like he'd be more aware that if theyre dating they might be cough intimate and even if he did he isnt really the type to ask questions as much as the type to try and figure it out all on his own but itd be funny if he did

anyway he'd still get confused by well atsushi being in love with him (atsushi would too btw i just didn't write that)

"nakajima, why are you staring at me?"

"hmmm? oh it's been a while since ive seen you wear so many layers at home. it's cute."

"hafkjsdf????"

/

"nakajima, why did you give me this for breakfast?"

"it's your favorite???"

/

"nakajima... that shirt... i've bought it already... why are you wearing it?"

"becuz i like wearing your clothes :D"

yeah

anyway

hows friday going for yall

[ivnxrori]

When Sun and Moon meet - S3

Zuko x Fem!WaterBender!Reader Enemies to Lovers

As one of the Princesses of the Northern Water tribe, you were blessed with a gift by the moon. However you were permitted to be allowed to use the gift at all costs. From many hidden waterbending usages, the aftermath of the avatar visiting the Northern Tribe had led to your beginning journey, hiding yourself as a water bender as a princess from the Northern water tribe

Warnings: Fighting, escaping, tears, happy end

Masterlist

҉ * ‧͙ ⋆ ⁺ ༓ �� Chapter 12 - Ship Attack

“You don't look so good, '' Katara asks warrily on the fire nation ship we stole. I use both of my hands to pull my hood down “I left Aku behind…” I sigh. Katara pats my back and looks down “I'm sorry we couldn't find him” She said sadly. “No it's not your fault, it's Zuko’s” I grumble in irritation, gripping my cloak harder. “Well it was the whole fire nation, not just Zuko” Toph said behind me. I snapped my head towards her “So you're defending him!?” I argued. “I'm just saying he didn't do all of the mess” Toph answered, way too casually for my liking. As I was about to yell at Toph, Katara stopped me. “You seem to get more hot headed when we talk about…uh…prince Zuko” Katara mumbles the last part which made me glare at her. “Just! Don't mention his name” I lifted my hand up, stomping over to the edge of the boat. “But she was the only one that mentioned him…” Toph said, which earned a hush from Katara.

“Twinkle Toes! That's gotta be you!” Toph said excitedly which made me turn around to see Aang on the floor. I rushed over to Aang along with the others happily. “Aang! You're awake!” Katara said joyfully as Aang grumbled, rubbing his eyes while getting up. “Are you sure…? I feel like I'm dreaming.” Katara rushed over to hug him which caught him off guard. “Don't worry, you're definitely awake.” I giggled, patting his back. “Aang good to see you buddy” Sokka said, his voice somewhat muffled from the fire nation helmet. “Sokka…?” Aang’s voice was draining as he tumbled over, losing his balance. “Uh oh! Somebody catch him, he's gonna…!” Toph hurriedly said, Katara was already rushing towards Aang to catch him. “Fall…” Toph finished her sentence awkwardly. “He needs time to process the situation we are in” I sighed, moving forward to take a closer look at Aang. “Someone should get him a blanket” I lifted my head up to see who was willing to fetch a blanket for Aang. “On it!” One of Katara’s southern tribe members said, already walking to get one. I look at Katara, whose face is filled with worry while holding Aang against her. “I'm sure Aang will be fine, Katara.” I reassured her, making her nod. “Yeah…I know.”

The next day, Sokka sat Aang down as we all sat next to them, eating our breakfast. While Sokka was recapping everything Aang had missed, I looked down at my food, stirring the noodles clockwise. It was obvious that the food ingredients were from Ba Sing Se. I sigh at the memory, the food tasted nostalgic even though I had it not too long ago in Ba Sing Se. I remember the scenery and the smell of that restaurant that sold these, the flavor was sour with a tint of spice. I smiled fondly at that memory, admiring the moon in the cold night sky. Conversation flying by as Aku and I sat in front of the restaurant on the cold stoney floor. Across from the tea house…”Ugh”.

“Y/N is the food not good?” A Southern Tribe member asked me which made my eyes widened. “No no no no no!!” I repeated myself, shaking my hand and head at the same time. “You have been looking at the food quite displeased.” Another said which made me look down. Everyone's eyes looking at me in worry. “I'm just thinking about something…Sorry” I mumbled, quickly and quietly eating my food. Aang looks at Sokka and Katara, silently asking what happened to Y/N which they shrugged at. “Anywaayys the best part is, the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage! We have a secret.” Sokka comedically whispered the last sentence, leaning forward. “You.” He finished, which made Aang confused. “Me?” Aang confirmed which Sokka nodded. “Yep! The whole world thinks you're dead. Isn't that great?!” Sokka lifted himself up along with his arms happily. I looked over to Aang, seeing him completely shocked, eyes widened with his mouth agape. He immediately got up to maneuver towards the edge of the ship, recollecting his thoughts about the situation he is in.

  ҉   ☾

“I don't think twinkle toes is taking this easy.” Toph said uneasily which I nodded in agreement. I watched Sokka attempting to convince Aang how him being “dead” would be beneficial but Aang couldn't see any positive attributes. I heard a familiar sound ring my ears, looking behind me towards the direction of the sound. It was a fire nation ship. Toph and I walked over to one of the hatches and hid ourselves from the opposing ship. Aang and the Southern tribe siblings joined us. “I hate not being able to do anything.” Aang whispered irritatedly. “Hopefully you won't need to.” Toph said, looking over to the other ship. I peek my eyes out from the hatch, attempting to hear what they were saying until. “They know!” Toph yelled out, jumping off from the hatch, immediately using her metal bending to destroy the ramp, making the captain and his two guards fall. Katara immediately rushed over to move the water in a waving motion, to separate the ships enough for us to quickly sail away. I rush over to the back of the ship, using my water bending to help the ship move across water quicker. I felt the ship move heavily, tipping over my balance. I look ahead of me in worry seeing cannonballs getting shot towards us. Another cannonball came towards our direction however countered by Toph's rock bending, sending dust all over the place. I cough as I cover my eyes from the impact, avoiding getting any dust in my eyes. I open my eyes and the next thing I know, my whole vision is covered by mist. I felt rain hitting my fast shortly after, it was faint till it started pouring. “Oh no…” I looked up realizing it was mainly my fault that it started raining. More rumbling of the ship made the rain stronger. The only good part is that the rain died down some of the fires on the ship from the cannonballs. “Things couldn't get much worse than this!” Sokka yelled out, only to be proven wrong when a serpent emerged from the ocean waves. The rain became harsher the more I became stressed and worried. I cannonball once again came in our direction, hitting the serpent, sending it in an outrage. I wince at the sound coming from the serpent, slithering over to the other ship caging it with its body. “Thank you universe.” Sokka said relieved. I watch the ship with the serpent getting farther away, the rain dying down in the process. “And what do you know, the rain stopped as well” Sokka spoke up again. I whistled “Yeah how convenient.”

“What do they have in store?” I turn to Sokka and Toph. “Food!” He said excitedly, already picking out stuff to buy. Currently waiting for Katara and Aang who were talking in the ship. Aang was heavily persistent on revealing that he is the avatar to the world which we were all against, for his safety. I stared at Sokka who was holding whatever he could get his hands on. “What…ingredients…?” I sighed. “Uhh food ingredients.” Sokka shrugged. My eyes twitched in irritation “Sokka you-” I turned to see Katara, who didn't look like she was in the best mood. “Where's Aang?” I ask, which made Toph and Sokka turn to face Katara. “Aang still doesn't feel too good,” Katara sighs disappointedly. We all look at each other clearly upset. “It's okay. maybe tomorrow he might join us” I attempted to lighten the mood. The trio nodded as we continued to get food for our dinner.

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I eat my food peacefully outside looking at the moon. It was the closest feeling to the northern tribe, my family, Yue.  I didn't think I would get this homesick before, missing the food and company so quickly. I giggle to myself happily thinking how much relief they would have if the avatar defeats the fire lord. Once I came back, they promised to hold a memorable feast. I'm sure excited for that moment to happen. I finished my food, and turned on my heel to go to my room. I take one more look at the moon, it's unusually brighter than it was before, like it was casting a spotlight at something. I shrugged, it's probably nothing and walked over to my room.

I open my eyes, stretching my limbs against the mattress under me. I lifted my body up from the mattress, making my way towards the door, grabbing my fire nation cloak along with me. Reaching for the door while wrapping the cloak around me, a guest opened my door immediately. I stepped back in shock seeing it was Katara. “Oh Katara? What happened?” I asked worriedly, seeing her face even more saddened than yesterdays. “Aang ran away…I just told Sokka and Toph” She said sadly. I gasped but hugged Katara. “We will find him, don't worry.” I smiled which she nodded at. We all gathered on top of the ship, “When did he leave?” Sokka asked Katara. “He left last night, while most of us were sleeping,” Katara explained. We all huddled around the map, thinking where he would be at this moment. “Alright Katara, Toph and Y/n we are all going to go on Appa and search for Aang.” Sokka said, already hopping on Appa who was perfectly fine searching for him. No one had any complaints, silently getting on Appa. 

“Have you guys found him?” Katara asks us, also looking around the ground. “Yeah I see him.” Toph said out loud. We looked at her deadpanned as she shrugged, laying on Appa. Momo all of a sudden jumped off of Appa, flying towards the volcano. “He must be there!” I pointed towards the volcano, Appa immediately flying at the direction I was pointing at. To our relief, Aang was there lying on the edge of the rocks. “You're okay!” Katara ran towards Aang in complete relief, embracing him once she reached him. Tears softly fell off her face as she hugged Aang a little closer, all of us embracing the two of them shortly after. “I have so much to do.” Aang softly said. “I know, but you'll have our help.” Katara encouraged Aang. “You didn't think you could get out of training just by coming to the fire nation, did you?” Toph joked, lightening the mood. “What about the invasion?” Aang asks, looking at Sokka. “We’ll join up with my dad and the invasion force on the day of the eclipse.” Sokka explained. I felt something poke me repeatedly. “What in the world is-” I grab it out of the water and lift it up to our visions. “Oh…” I said awkwardly, looking at Aang's glider completely destroyed. “It's your glider…” Aang reaches out to grab it. “That's okay…if someone saw it, it would give away my identity” Aang sighs. “It's better for now that no one knows I'm alive.” With that, Aang air bends up towards the point, near the volcano. Spinning the glider between his fingers and placing it down on the magma flooring. He turns back towards us, landing next to us. His glider, slowly burning down in the process…

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a/n: WHEN SUN AND MOON MEET IS BACK WITH S3!! HOORAY!! This took a while however its officially back and ready. Updates should come out regularly once a week now. Hope yall enjoy! Make sure yall take care of yourself!! :)

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[ghost-rattan]

how about some akutagawa and an ADA s/o enemy trope? the s/o and aku is in a mission from our dearest dazai, where they have to stay together at some hotel room and they're strangled with eachother in the morning hwhwhw if you're not comfortable with this it's ok🙏🙏

I'll request a bunch in the future I guess😋🫢‼️‼️ -🐑

SORRY THIS TOOK A WHILE!!!! hope this is what you wanted!! and I can't wait for more request! they honestly make my day!

One bed Akutagawa x ADA reader!

Your lovely superior Dazai thought you are Akutagawa would be an amazing team! aka Dazai thought you and Akutagawa would make a cute couple(thank you Dazai)

Working for the ADA was a very rewarding job as you are able to help others

while Akutagawa on the other hand kills the people you work so hard to protect

So it was easy to guess that you weren't the biggest fan of Dazai's when he sent you on mission with the mafia member

The aim of the mission was to stop this enemy before they can become a big threat

"Can't Atsushi" "No <3"

Akutagawa was also confused usually its Atsushi he is sent with but Dazai clearly knew that he was infatuated by you

You where beautiful, kind, caring and the total opposite of him

while you thought of him as some one attractive yes but he was a killer!!!!!!

So when you both arrived at the hotel you would both be staying at for this mission you both realized there was one bed

For the first night Akutagawa suggested to sleep on the couch

He had probably one of the worst sleeps of his life that night but hey he didn't care as long as you slept well!

the next day Akutagawa was extremally tired yet he didn't snap at you

That day you where able to find out a lot about Akutagawa

you also noticed that every one you came across he didn't kill he only knocked out

This did bring him into a deferent light in your head

maybe he wasn't a killer???

that night you invited him to sleep on the bed and you the couch

"No...you have it.. I do not care for your pity, plus you may as well use it"

"We could share"

BLUSHING AKUTAGAWA!!!

"Fine..."

so that night sharing a bed you both agreed on what side you both wanted

You went to sleep back to back

'the night was perfect, for a couple to bad you where single' you thought to your self

that night you could see all the stars from the big window in your hotel room

you where looking at it but some thing told you to look at Akutagawa

he was already asleep

you could watch him in his most peaceful moment

he awoke to you starring at him

"Is something wrong?"

"No! I'm sorry go back to sleep!"

when morning had arrived you where both cuddled up in each others arms

because during the night you felt Akutagawa's warmth and cuddled up to him and soon after he had cuddled up to you

when you both had woken up AGAIN BLUSHING MESSES

You both agreed to tell no one about this and to never bring it up again

NEW FLASH Dazai knew it would happen and so when you both got back bro teased you both so much

But by this time you knew 100% you liked Akutagawa so maybe you will let Dazai send you both on more missions

just don't tell kunikida about your new found crush for the mafia member!

[frankenjoly]

you’re part of this family now + beast aku and ADA <3

“Is this one for me?” Akutagawa asked, holding one of the keychains Ranpo and Yosano had brought as souvenirs from their latest case in another city. Kenji couldn’t remember which one right then, though.

“Well, of course!” He nodded, quite enthusiastically. “You’re part of this family now, y’know.”

“Besides, we chose specific ones for each one of you. So it’s not just that you can have that, but it’s meant to be for you.” Yosano explained, approaching them both while she was done handing out the last one to Naomi. The Tanizakis had gotten matching puppies, Kunikida an owl, Kenji himself had a little cow and Akutagawa’s was a kitten. And he hadn’t seen the president’s, Oda’s or the ones for the clerks, but it stood to reason they would all follow the same pattern.

“Oh.” Was all Akutagawa said for a while, his eyes fixed on the kitten and his brow slightly less furrowed. “Thank you.” Before Kenji could ask him if he was putting it with his keys or somewhere else, he was already using Rashômon to hook it around one of his belt loops. “What do you think?”

Kenji’s answer, of course, couldn’t be and wasn’t anything but wonderstruck.

“It looks great there!!!” He instantly said, smiling wide and warmly. “Mind if I do the same?”

(Also on ao3.)

[lnkedmyheart]

The cool thing about skk to me is that despite me joking most of the time when I say there is no way to read them as "just enemies" or "just friends" its actually true. Out of all the relationships in bsd, all of them can be clearly labelled as something and you get a pretty good picture of what their dynamic would be. Like with sskk you can say enemies to best friends and it would be right because they did start out as legit enemies who are growing to trust and care for each other and it's a lot more clearly defined where they stand with each other in universe even if Atsushi doesn't quite understand it. Aku cares about him whatever way you want to see it in he has grown to care about him. You can define what Fukumori and fukfuku are, you can even define what rimlaine were even if that is by virtue of us already knowing that they were based on a real couple. And even with Dazai you can clearly define his relationship with Kunikida (work partners and friends), Oda (dearest friend), Ango (close friend that he has some animosity towards but really still cares for him).

But you can't quite place skk in a neat little box because they don't make it clear. Their words constantly contradict their actions when it comes to each other. They have each other in their dislikes but they are both weirdly obsessive about each other. They understand each other to a ridiculous extent, they trust each other way too much, they have more faith in the other's humanity than in their own. They act like vitriolic best friends but claim to despise each other. And I have honestly not seen Dazai be this physically affectionate with anyone. Even their descriptor for each other is simply "partner" which is such an ambiguous term cause it can mean anything from work partners, partner in crime, romantic partner (based on rimlaine's whole partner situation considering their whole...thing) and so on. And it doesn't help that aside from Chuuya once, nobody actually acknowledges that their partnership ever ended, including Fyodor. Even Dazai refuses to use the word ex.

I used to wonder how Chuuya's friendships and relationship would play out in contrast but with 15 and sb it's clear that Chuuya does struggle to fully warm up to people and tends to be more reserved with his affection, so his dynamic with Dazai post sc makes a lot of sense.

The only other dynamic in canon with this much ambiguity is Fyolai but there at least you have some attempt at explaining Nikolai's side of things. For how in your face skk's closeness is we don't actually know what their deal actually is outside of some kind of intense friendship .

Is this just my long and convoluted way of saying I really wanna know what happened between stormbringer and dragon head as well as before dark era? Yes. This isn't particularly in any sense supposed to push some romantic dynamic on them, all I'm saying is their dynamic is such an enigma.

[autumnleaf1111]

Out of character but whatever.

The ADA and Port Mafia have nothing to do so Aku and Kyoka sneak away and find a random abandoned building and spray paint or just use regular paint on the walls. stfu I know Kyoka is now in the ADA but who tf cares,I need something cute from these two

They just paint random stuff because they’re bored. At some point they end up throwing paint at each other. They get a call from the ada and port mafia saying that there is gonna be a joint mission and they need to have a meeting. Right then. So everyone is already in the meeting room. So they have to go in, covered in paint.

Aku: kyoka, can you hand me the blue spray paint?

Kyoka: mhm!

Aku: thank you.

5 minutes later

Aku: alright, I finished. What about you?

Kyoka: I’m done.

Aku: what did you make?

Kyoka: a bunny!

Aku:……

Kyoka: what?

Aku:it’s good but why is it bleeding out…?

Kyoka’s not much of a painter because she’s not a full artist but she’s a little good. You can tell what it is. It’s a bunny that has a cut on its side and is bleeding out.

Kyoka:Idk, I just wanted to do something creepy.

Aku: well you succeeded.

Kyoka: what about you? What did you make?

They both turn around to look at Akutagawas art. It was a galaxy. The stars had been aligned to make a tiger(like Atsushi), Rashoumon, and a bunny.

Kyoka: woah…… it’s so pretty!

Aku: thank you…

Kyoka: you’re so down bad for him.

Kyoka said while rolling her eyes.

Aku: I— what?

Kyoka: with Atsushi. You’re so in love with him it’s actually hilarious. You don’t even try to hide it. Everyone knows— well he doesn’t because he’s a little dumb but everyone else sees it.

Aku: I am not! That’s ridiculous…

Kyoka: uh— you literally promised not o kill anyone for 6 month even tho you have little to no control? That’s gay as hell!

She face palmed herself.

Aku: alright, be quiet!

He then took the blue spray paint and sprayed it at her. She had a tiny blue spot on her kimono.

Kyoka: gasp How dare you!

She took the yellow and green spray paint and sprayed him with a lot more than he sprayed her with.

Aku: dude! That’s a lot!?

He then he dipped his hand into one of the green paint buckets they brought and threw his hand towards her so paint the splattered on her.

Kyoka: ew! You got that shit in my mouth!

She took the orange paint and did the same thing to him!

Aku: Ay! Watch your language.

He took a paint brush and dipped it in purple paint and brushed it on the side of her face.

Kyoka: YOU DID NOT!

Aku: I just did

For the next five minutes they just threw paint on eachother.

Aku: Alright, that’s enough. This is gonna be hard to get out.

Kyoka: you’re just saying that because you lost.

Aku: 1.no I didn’t. 2.id rather not get more paint on my mouth. Or yours, I’d rather not have you die around me.

Kyoka: yeah yeah.

Akutagawa then gets a call from Chuuya.

Aku: it’s Chuuya.

He picks up.

Aku:Chuuya-San? What’s going on.

He put it on speaker.

Chuuya: I need you to get to the meeting room, we have another joint mission with the ADA. Most of them are here but some are gonna be here soon so we need you to get here.

Aku:……

Kyoka:……

They look at eachother.

Chuuya: you there?

Aku: yeah, sorry, I didn’t think you were done.

Chuuya: whatever, just started heading over here. Bye

Chuuya then hung up.

Kyoka: well, fuck

Aku: language

She rolled her eyes.

Kyoka: welp, get we are gonna go in looking like we just got attacked by a rainbow.

Aku: this’ll be fun.

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Kyoka: I think we are the last ones—

They were standing out side the door, ready to walk in.

Aku: welp, let’s just get this over with.

Kyoka: at least it finally dried.

Aku: you should dye the ends of your hair dark purple.

Some parts of her hair was covered in purple paint.

Kyoka: I’ll think about it.

Kyoka then opened the door and everyone was staring at them. They looked like a rainbow threw up on them.

Kyoka: sorry we are late, we kinda got lost—

Yosano: what the hell happened to you two?

Atsushi:why are you covered in paint…?

Dazai: you look liked you were attacked by a rainbow.

He laughed.

Mori: well this is interesting.

Fukuzawa: what did you two do?

He asked, mentally face palming himself.

Aku: we went to an old abandoned wear house and painted some parts of the wall.

Kouyou: that still doesn’t explain why it looks like a rainbow rained on you.

Kyoka: we kinda started throwing paint at each other for a good 7 minutes.

Chuuya: why…

Aku and kyoka:……

Kyoka: why not? It’s not like we knew we were gonna have to do this today so—

Kunikida: just sit down so we can’t start

They both sat down next to Atsushi. They kept glancing at each other trying not to laugh.

[shipsational]

Hi!!!👋🏾😊

I'm curious about your self insert for the golden trio. How did they meet Johnny and Jack? And, anything else you'd like to share about them. No pressure, though.😊 Sorry if you already answered this question somewhere before, lol.

absolutely! Okay So the thing is the insert for jack and johnny normally is kinda Just Me, but in the CN city bumper crossover universe (im actually considering making a much bigger, nonsensical crossover world for all my f/os but we'll see!) unfortunately beyond that im still ironing out the specifics with my insert there, since its gonna be a part of something so extensive

however! beyond that, i Also have a fun and funky au for them that leans way more into the vibes of jack's canon- i call it Samurai Bravo: Space Opera, and its about me and the boys traveling through a retro futuristic sci-fi universe (think cowboy bebop meets lupin lll out of touch (synthwave remix) vibes lol) where aku is still the evil in charge of the greater worlds, and jack is from a family that was destroyed by him. he's dedicated his whole life to taking aku down, and this eventually leads him into a bar looking for information, and this is where johnny comes in.

johnny in the space opera au is something of an idiot savant- he's actually one of aku's top assassins despite being dense like a brick bless his heart. he's only in the business to take care of his mama of course.

but in this bar, some guys pick a fight with jack because that just sorta happens to him when people see he has a samurai sword and want to know just how tough he thinks he is. since johnny is a pretty good guy when he's off the clock, he steps in to help jack and its a real bar rager, and maybe they get a little flirty when they escape out the back door when things get out of hand, whatever its not like they'll ever see each other again anyway- except for a few days later when johnny is told that he has to go take care of the cute samurai he met. this is doubly unfortunate when i, his childhood best friend, overhear the phone call about his dangerous double life and he has to decide what to do about that.

well turns out that the thing he decides to do is to basically kidnap and hide me away somewhere that i'll be safe since i now know too much, and then he's off to try and kill jack.

obviously eventually we work it all out and decide to go on the run together to all try and stop aku. unfortunately bunny bravo might have had to die to catalyst johnny into going against aku but thats angst and plot for ya!

i'll of course add more to this eventually, and i need to actually get down a design for my insert (since its scifi im lowkey considering making them partially alien or something but we'll see!

as a fun little bonus, years ago before i was openly proship, i participated in a selfship halloween event, and i came in second place! it was for this moodboard and the idea that the three of us got stuck in a scoooby doo esque haunted house

and this was the little prize doodle i got for it! my insert had really long brown hair at the time cause I had really long brown hair (it was exaggerated of course)

i really hope the proship selfship community does similar events sometime if they dont already