#dazai and akutugawa

[seaskate]

I always hate it when I see in fics and videos where people try to make it seem like Dazai was trying to make Akutagawa a killing machine while he was in the mafia, when it was actually the opposite. Akutagawa came to Dazai already a killer even at the age of fourteen (according to the Beast light novel) and Dazai was trying to teach him not to just kill everyone around him.

He wanted Aku to learn to bring in prisoners instead of corpses and to use his ability to defend himself instead of just attacking (like with the bullets).

I’m not saying that he did it the right way, like at all at all, but he wasn’t trying to make a killing machine either. We learn in Dark Era that he had great hopes for Akutagawa, hopes that Aku couldn’t meet just by killing everyone in his way without thought.

So he gave Akutagawa Atsushi, someone that will watch his back when he doesn’t think to do so himself and will be the safety on the gun for him, knowing when not to shoot.

In turn Akutugawa is all but beating the self loathing out of Atsushi, talking about how much he hates the way that Atsushi asks for permission to live. He makes Atsushi more ruthless and willing to do what is needed (like in dead Apple when Atsushi said that the Agency doesn’t kill and then pulls a gun on Akutagawa).

A killing machine was never in the cards.

[lemonys-snickers]

There is a difference between "a character fits this song" and "a character would listen to this Song"

because I know for fucking sure the bsd cast does not know of mother mother, Jack stauber or mitski

[fvedyetor]

happy halloween !! here's world's worst polycule dressed up as world's worst polycule :3

[christelightlavo]

Beast akutagawa reincarnated AU, incorrect quotes.

@starlightshadowsworld

Dazai: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Akutagawa: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Atsushi: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A COOKIE!

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Akutagawa: Dazai always accuses me of having a favourite ada member but that’s not true.

Akutagawa: I love kenji and all the not-kenjis equally.

Atsushi : ....

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Kunikida: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.

Akutagawa & chuuya, together : Thank you for your sacrifice, Dazai.

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Akutagawa: They made Atsushi cry!

Dazai: Atsushi always cries!

Atsushi: That's not true! *cries*

Akutagawa : NOW YOU MADE HIM CRY--

Dazai : WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GIANT AXE FROM-

[starlightshadowsworld]

Beast Akutugawa reincarnation AU

@christelightlavo

Thinking about Beast Akutugawa seeing how much Atsushi cares about and looks up to Dazai... Knowing what his Atsushi went through.

Just looks at Dazai like "you could live a thousand lifetimes and never deserve him."

[kalcium-yippee]

Best of my friends blind BSD character ranking and naming pt 1

Fun fact this friend of mine also has STARK blue eyes so call is coming from inside the house

[sanest-bsd-delegate]

Writer's Guide

Headcanon : Where their Crime Writer! S/O asks a question ft Akutagawa, Atsushi, Ango Masterlist Please look at the request rules in masterlist before requesting.

Akutagawa:

I still question how you made him like you back

All it took you to ask him and this babygirl experimented it.

"Hey Akutagawa Do you think if a body is fed to the dogs, there are any remains?....Where are you going......And he left"

Babygirl comes back and tells you one thing : "Yes"

LIKE OMG BRO WHAT DID YOU DO?

Nevertheless you still love him

He just assures you that your writings are accurate like his love. even if it means he will experiment it

Atsushi:

Ah yes, the joyful couple

He was surprised to find your interest in writing :0

Honestly I am pretty sure he will get concerned most of the time when you ask him stuff

"Aye Shushi, Do you think if someone buries a body in the graveyard, he can get away with the crime?" "Y/N I love you but are you okay?"

Bro loves you no matter what.

Ofcourse he wouldnt start killing people for you like akutagawa but he will give you advice once in a while on your writing style

"Atsushi If I-" "Y/N sleep its 3 am in the morning"

you scare him sometimes but he still loves you <3

Ango:

Bro look, he is a government agent and you are a crime writer

Imagine the looks people will give him if they find out about your questions

"Hey Ango, if you inject someone with air in their bloodstream how much does it take to make it look like a fake heart attack?"

"Y/N sometimes I wonder why did I bother interacting with you?" "But you still love me darling....please answer me" insert cringe wink

He actually take this relationship as taking care of a baby rather then an adult. But hey, least your his baby (umm bro you have rizz?)

Idk bro he is just fed up sometimes but nevertheless gives you tips from his experience

Least as being a double, triple , quadruple agent

Look y'all better appreciate this because I am sacrificing sleep to complete my pending drafts.

[amisoma]

This would be canon if they were in a school

[4-hour-naps]

🎃 ADA HALLOWEEN PARTY 🎃

(Left to right)

I know they wouldn’t have a Halloween party. I just wanted Aku in a cat costume OK

[johnconn]

Nothing ever will top my surprise when I found out that ranpo is older than all of the ada members and that dazai is just 2 years older than akutugawa

[the-star-tsukasa-tenma]

No one pay attention to this

actually please pay attention to this HOW DO I CUT STUFF OFF PN MOBILE CAUSE I DONT WANNA PUT 300000 TAGS EVERYTIME I WANNA RANT ABOUT MY HYPERFIXATIONS

[seaskate]

What is it with Dazai and his kids and living places that they shouldn’t?

Dazai lived in a shipping container, Akutagawa and Gin grew up in the slums of Yokohama, and Atsushi sleeps in a closet so Kyouka can have the rest of the dorm room.

[oliveden]

shin soukoku in the gods au is SO funny. atsushi barely even knows dazai (so far) but akutugawa is still pissed as fuck at him.

atsushi: hey - wait who are you and why do you look mad at me

akutagawa: he's supposed to drop in on ME and give ME cryptic advice randomly. now he's doing that with you??? stupid demigod. stupid tiger ass human motherfucker. can't believe you.

atsushi: WHO-

[judasgot-it]

BSD Men After Their GF Clogs Their Toilet and Cries about it

This is not inspired by a real event, but also it kind of is. Don't judge me I'm already writing this.

Kicks you out, vomits because he knows that it's impossible for women to take shits. What he saw in there wasn't possible, it had to be an attempt to kill him

-Jouno, Fyodor, Akutugawa

Get's you medication because that was the birth of the anti-christ straight through the ass, and clearly you needed pain meds or something. He doesn't know, he didn't know a shit that big was even humanly possible

-Tecchou, Fukuzawa, Sigma

"Hey. It's fine. We all do it. I'll call a plumber." He doesn't want to admit it, since you're crying from embarrassment, but he's impressed. He sent a photo to all of his friends and is going to print it and hang it on the wall to commemorate the date.

-Chuuya, Kunikida, Atsushi

"Damn girl, you shit here often?"

-Ranpo, Kaiji, Dazai

"You should put this in the book of world records. It's kind of cool."

-Tachihara, Mark Twain, Tanizaki

Doesn't even notice until the next day. Somehow, he just doesn't notice it, and you become actually concerned over the fact that he has a clogged toilet that he passes multiple times and doesn't notice. He never says anything either - you assume he's just being polite, but it remains there when you come over the next time, making you question his sanity.

-Poe, Fukuchi, Mori

[ilovechuuy4]

˚ೀ⋆｡˚ I Have an Excellent Father, His Strength is Making Me Stronger!

BSD boy/girl dad HCS/reasoning

Warnings; girl dad I GUESS. (Why are y'all so upset with bsd girl dad's.

A/N: UGH THEY MAKE ME SICK IN A GOOD WAY ANYWAYS!! Do enjoy! Just a drabble before dazais bday post!!!

ADAˏˋ°•*⁀➷

N. Atsushi - Boy dad - It's not that he isn't a girl dad it's just he def is rough-housing, he would still play dress up etc if he was a girl dad but boy dad seems more accurate.

D. Kunikida - Girl dad - If he was a boy dad I fear he'd be so hard on the poor boy. Not saying Doppo won't be hard on his daughter but he'd def have a softer side.

O. Dazai - Girl dad ALL THE WAY - He's going to play dress up with her, tea parties, daddy-daughter dates etc etc he loves it all (also just don't think he can handle a little boy running around.)

Y. Fukuzawa - Girl AND Boy dad - Take that he hypothetically raised Yosano AND Ranpo just proves he's a big boy and girl dad, taking them out and having fun with them anywhere they'd like.

PORT MAFIAˏˋ°•*⁀➷

N. Chuuya - Girl dad - Daddy-Daughter dates, take your kid to work, daddy-daighter dances etc etc. Even though he's busy with his work he still want a to put time and effort to have fun with his kid.

P. Verlaine - Girl dad - He would let his kid basically play dress up with him. He'd let his kid put plastic tiaras and princess dressed on him. Let his daughter braid his hair and try to put those fake plastic highheels on that refuse to fit but his daughter would still try to make it work anyways.

R. Akutugawa - Boy dad - Making little monster trucks out of Rashomon so they can have little truck battles. Making little fits out of Rashomon too.

S. Oda - Both, leaning boy - Let's be serious, dazai and oda were father and son. Oda would be such a good dad. When it comes to being a boy dad he's gonna help his son with everything like when he hits puberty and doesn't now how to shave facial hair he'll help. When it comes to his daughter he's going to try understanding minstruals and any drama she's having.

S. Ango (former) - Girl dad - He definitely reads his kids bedtime stories regardless if they ask or not. He also let's them pull at his glasses just as long as they don't break them.

THE GUILDˏˋ°•*⁀➷

F. S. Fitzgerald - Girl dad - It's canon, literally. But he's definitely spoiling his daughter, toys, candy etc etc spoiling her to death (metaphorically)

E. A. Poe - Both leaning boy dad - He def wouldn't know how to give much attention to his child since he's all too focused on his novels.

H. P. Lovecraft - Girl dad - I feel like he wouldn't want kids take he might be scared they would be scared of him cause of his tentacles but if he would have had one, it would be a girl. They would def braid each other's hair.

J. Steinback - Both, leaning boy dad - I just couldn't see him being a girl dad though if he had a diaghter he would treat her just the same as if he had a son.

M. Twain - Both, leaning boy dad - I feel like Twain wouldn't care all too much but I feel like he'd enjoy teaching his son how the sniper works when his son gets older (not me saying girls can't learn how guns work)

DOAˏˋ°•*⁀➷

Bram S. - Girl dad - Hes definitely very protective over his daughter (like how he was protective over Aya) He's definitely giving a Vlad and Mavis (Hotel Transylvania) relationship, he'd do anything to make sure his daughter is happy.

Fyodor D. - Girl dad - He doesn't purposely neglect he child but take he's a terroist and literally on the run he tries his best but when he's not home he definitely sends Nikolai over to go give his daughter attention and love.

Sigma - Girl dad - If he had to choose, he'd be a girl dad. Not saying he wouldn't be a good dad, he'd be amazing but he wouldn't know how to deal with the drama or menstruals for the very first time but he'd definitely understand as time goes by.

Nikolai G. - Girl dad - ALL. THE. WAY. GIRL DAD NIKOLAI CANON. He'd let his daughter do his makeup for dress up or just for his clown outfit. No matter how messy it was he'd wear it out if she wanted him to (to carnivals, circuses, fairs etc.) Also hair braiding and tea party's are a big thing with Nikolai and his kid.

HUNTING DOGSˏˋ°•*⁀➷

S. Jōnō - Girl dad - It may sound ridiculous but they are playing hide and seek but the only way that Jōnō was always able to find her was his daughters soft giggles through the house where she was hiding, he's a really good dad.

S. Tetchō - Girl dad - He'd teach his daughter how his ability works, a smile would almost always appear when he heard her laugh and cheer as he demonstrated.

[starlightshadowsworld]

*breaks down your door with a kick*

Beast akutagawa reincarnation AU! Akutagawa wearing white even though he is in the mafia. The design is inspired by oda.

*faints because I ran too fast*

*watching my door and you fall... It was open?*

Ooo yes I can see him in a light grey/white outfit similar to his old clothes and what Oda wore.

Dazai: Hey what happened to the coat I gave you?

Akutugawa: I burned it.