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Can we get some art of Ulthane doing the dont talk to me or my child again with some humans to an angel?
I'm sorry, I got carried away, but this is sort of the same thing, isn't it?
#darksiders#darksiders 3#Ulthane#Ah there he is#Reblob if you want to see the smack down lmao#angel#reader#human#g/t#protective giant#dadthane#my art#tusks man tusks!#Headcanon that's where he got his line from hee hee
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Take the fucking ice cream
Sverne:
#Ah there he is#the motherfucker (derogatory)#sverne#it was going to be a sword or a spear but whatever#falling through
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[ lit ] your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . / Santiago
end of the show and everyone in the theatre was closing down for the day . but , no matter how hard he tried , there was no corner for armand to be left alone with his thoughts ㅤ─ ㅤ there was a backdoor which led out to a small alleyway , a good spot for drunkards to puke and piss and fuck and for actors to smoke ( have a quick snack every once in a while ) . and when armand stepped out to breathe in the cool parisian air , there waited santiago , leaning against the wall with a freshly rolled cigarette hanging between his fingers .
and , oh boy , as soon as his eyes met the older vampire's , he looked like the cat who ate the canary . ㅤ" unhappy with tonight's performance , maître ? " ㅤasked santiago , furrowing his brow in performative ( perhaps even mocking ) concern . ㅤ" i could practically feel you sssseeething up in your cabin . " ㅤthe englishman raised both hands in surrender . ㅤ" i , myself , am impartial to our new rising star ! but it just breaks my heart to think that you have forced both yourself and the audience to endure poor acting for ... " ㅤhe fluttered his lashes , pretending to be searching for the word in the depths of his mind . when he spoke next , santiago looked as if he had had a good whiff of a big old pile of bull shit . ㅤ" ... love , is it ? "
the actor suddenly pushed himself off the wall and stepped closer to the maître ; a handsome american comes along and , suddenly , the rules that ended his master's life so swiftly could be bent and ignored ... was that it then ? BEAUTY TRIUMPHS OVER DUTY ? then why had santiago not been spared from humiliation and punishment ? ㅤ─ ㅤ WAS HE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH ? ㅤ" will he be taking you down the bayou to meet ma 'n' pa soon ? "ㅤ his voice had changed , perfectly mimicking louis' accent and pitch . santiago's smile widened with cruel amusement . ㅤ" thinkin' 'bout sittin' back 'n' soakin' 'em feet in swamp water for a while ? that why that lil' lady is centre stage now ? so you can get a better taste of that yankee di ㅤ─ ㅤ" ㅤsuddenly A FLAME IS CONJURED , burning bright and red between the two of them .
it caused santiago to stagger backwards , his green eyes wide and momentarily terrified only to find that that sudden hot flash had not burned any inch of him ㅤ─ ㅤ instead , it had lit the end of his cigarette . he no longer smiled when he looked back at armand .
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ" thank you , as always , maître . "
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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!
src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell
#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#opla fanart#opla#zosan#one piece fanart#one piece live action#vinsmoke sanji#sanzo#comic#op comic#incorrect one piece quotes#did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖#and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰#anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol#and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!
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i hope that sometimes fifteen's psychic paper shorts out and shows what fourteen's thinking back on earth. he tries to sneak in somewhere and the guard's like this just says 'need to pick up cat food'? and fifteen's like 🥺 they got a cat
#doctor who#the doctor#fifteen#he shows up at the noble house next day with a bunch of cat toys and 14 explains that he was just picking up food for next door#and 15's like ah. well. the thing is. i thought if you only had one cat they'd be lonely so. and pulls out a kitten#rose after 15 leaves: is this an alien cat#14: 100% yeah. don't tell donna that bit
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very important research
#cunty ah cowboy#what is he researching you may ask#he's studying the relationship between the angle of body leaning and cuntiness#its a positive correlation#honkai star rail#hsr#dr ratio#veritas ratio#boothill#my art
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i know that chilchuck saying there's not much interesting for him to say about his daughters and then saying, like, two sentences about each is Very In Character but what would have been funnier is if he was like. hm. it's not very interesting. and then smash cutting to, like, five hours later and he's still going on about them (marcille listens attentively with sparkly eyes. we've done it. we've found how to make him talk)
#mainly because every time I mert my dad at a bar whoever is sitti g next to him sees me and goes. ah. you must be the daughter#I Know Your Whole Life Story Now#yall im so boring. i work sleep and play video games or craft. there is Nothing Else about me!!!#WHAT IS HE TELLING PEOPLE#dungeon meshi#chilchuck
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"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.
poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.
#to be deleted probably#i think aid should be REQUIRED to be bipartisan#ppl shouldn't suffer bc of how they vote. sorry. i'm never gonna be like ''ah yah x area deserves it''#..... they're people. they're human people. what the fuck is wrong with you.#this is nonspecific bc it's the same argument every time it involves things the right wing could have prevented#oh she died in childbirth bc of abortion laws? well nows not the time to make it#well he died bc his boss made him work during the tornado? well let's not make this#ohhh they died in a school shooting? thoughts and prayers let's all not make#there's a big fucking natural disaster that is strong evidence for oncoming ecological collapse?#welllllllll leTS NOT MAKE IT FUCKING POLITICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11#WHEN WAS THE TIME???????????#PREVENTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN WOUND CARE.#> stabs u . oh sorry that wasn't political#but also good luck in the hospital good luck with insurance good luck with medicine#good luck with disability support good luck w/ur job and taking time off good lucK!!!#refusing to allow politics into the matter means they get to shrug their shoulders and absolutely#refuse any fucking ACCOUNTABILITY#THEN WHAT WAS THE JOB FOR??? WHY DID I GIVE THEM THIS JOB???#WHAT IS LITERALLY THE POINT OF ELECTED OFFICIALS
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roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tapis rouge#i have nothing else right now i'm sorry i just got excited by that vil hairstyle#(and i got REALLY excited for a second because i thought red carpet = movie premiere and i always love it when vil gets to be an ~acteur~)#(but 'luxe couture' makes me think fashion show instead. ah well.)#anyway it's time for the vil hometown event!!!! or...travel event at least?#are we gonna get to meet eric or is it gonna be someone else 👀 👀 👀#like i would love to see eric but i kind of think it won't be him since he had that little main story cameo#(as portrayed by Generic Man Silhouette with some hair drawn on)#but feel free to prove me wrong twst! show us how much more glorious his hair has gotten in the last ten-ish years
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This week's Discord Prompt!
JJK X OHSHC
Find @cocoabell drawing here
#warning! hc dump in the tags#it just FITS SO WELLL EXCUSE ME#like satoru is such a obnoxious brat he fits tamaki so well#oh if gege was one generation younger i swear to god he'd state ooch as his inspo instead of hxh and macros#and shoko being haruhi??? same unbotherednes it just fits#geto being Mom??? AHAHHAHAHAHA#mommy and daddy present lmao#ah and haibara and nanami AAAAAAAAAA#yuji just simply fits because of sukuna#im on a rewatch with cocoabells and we're having the time of our lifes#jjk#fanart#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#shoko ieiri#geto suguru#yuji itadori#sukuna#nanami kento#yu haibara#ouran high school host club#crossover#au#IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart
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here is harry as fun kids i found on pinterest :)
#he’s so#i literally have no words on how much i love this little fictional nugget#i feel so emotional over him#like#he#ah#MY BABY#MY CHILD#okay that’s enough#my fav one is the spidey glasses one#i’m also probs gonna do a marauders version of this bc this was just way too funnnnnnn#marauders#marauders era#fanart#marauders fanart#james potter#james potter fanart#harry potter#harry potter fanart#harry james potter#harry james potter fanart#my art
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jason, coming back from the dead and seeing tim as robin: how could bruce replace me? how could he give robin to someone else?
dick, who created robin in honor of his dead parents and then had bruce take it away and give it to jason without even asking him:
#no hate to jason it’s not his fault bruce is emotionally inept#bruce: ah yes let me take away my teenage son’s coping mechanism that he made to honor his parents#and without asking or telling him give it to a random child i adopted#who has never met him before#and not explain the significance of the name or costume at all#LIKE#HOW TF DID HE THINK THAT WAS OKAY???#dc comics#dc#dcu#batman comics#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#bruce wayne#robin#robin!dick#robin!jason#robin!tim#red hood#nightwing#batman
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I picture Ming Fan as the perfect teacher's pet, not in an ass kisser way, but in a was-born-for-this kind of way. If the authority figure is a cruel sneering villain, he is a cruel little minion hunched over rubbing his hands on the corner. If the authority figure is an old man with mommydaddy vibes, he's the neighborhood's unattainable MILF's son who clearly wants the cool Martial Arts champion to be his new dad and not you, I'm going to tell mom you hit me you little shit.
Unfortunately in the last scenario his aspiring stepdad is his little shit of pseudo (martial) brother, who wrote a poem titled something that Ming Fan interpreted as "Shixiong's mom has got it going on" which thankfully flew right above Shizun's head. Ming Fan just KNOWS that if Luo Binghe asked Shizun if they could marry pretty please Shizun would sigh and accept but only because Binghe has been such a diligent and filial disciple and he deserves a reward. And Ming Fan is not unaware of how incestuous he makes it sound, but you don't live here you don't know what he's going through.
He tried to keep Luo Binghe's grubby paws away from his shimei, but he focused so much on guarding the cabbage patch he didn't see Luo Binghe sneak past and towards the farmer's house!
Thank Heavens the farmer is so far removed from mortal issues he doesn't notice the beast he collared wants to be his house wife.
So Ming Fan, instead of a little henchman, becomes an anxiety riddled teenager, seeing gold diggers hiding in every corner. Ning Ying Ying tuts and tells him he's being ridiculous, to which Luo Binghe shakes his head and says:
"No, no. I see them too."
#svsss#ming fan#bingqiu#mip#ah. love svsss!Ming Fan he's doing his best#he is also a good example of nature vs nurture#pidw!lbh meets this ming fan and doesn't recognize him at first sight and then ming fan sees him and doesn't recognize him either#because the GOLD DIGGER floating above lbg's head is so bright it blinded him for a moment#after he recovered his sight he immediately clocked lbg as an impostor#because lbh's always had the word's ASPIRING ATTIC WIFE hovering above his head. at least since he started seeing things#he doesn't know quite what aspiring attic wife means but he can take a very accurate guess
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Making and Remaking Memories
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#little apple#cangse sanren#wei changze#Once again: CSSR's design is hugely inspired by Qourmet's design!#Ah...to be able to recreate a faint memory of childhood. To be able to hold it once more.#To feel just as safe and loved as you were when you were a child and both your parents were alive.#The love his parents had is one where there is trust and respite...#Lan Zhan really is written to be his romantic ideal. He's like...*the* guy who trusts and indulges his lover.#WWX doesn't really know himself very well and has a rather poor insight.#but this is the point where it is genuinely undeniable that he loves LWJ.#I think the brilliance of this romantic plot is that there *isn't* a single point of realization. It's multitudes of moments.#I say 'this is the point' because it's when WWX really and truly puts LWJ in his future.#That's huge for a guy who's been 99% living in the moment.
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“why you so quiet? what’s on your mind?” me:
#hyunjin#skz#bystay#staydaily#stray kids#glazed donut hyune#why’s he so cocky. like omg we need to duel this out. 🤺#gifs#keep reading his shirt as messiah like ah yes i will read prayers when i see u
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woah watch out there's a scary guy on the loose
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#the dark urge#dark urge#durge#dragonborn#///i love default durge sm he's a funny guy#ah wait no sorry he's a scary guy my mistake
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