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Kyojuro!Y/n/Reader AU
Hercules: I don't think your father like me and Jack very much...
Kyojuro!Y/n: Why do you think that?
Jack: *Points at the sky*
*"GET AWAY FROM MY CHILD" written in clouds*
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Hi, Could I request a platonic yandere story (or headcanons, whatever works best for you) for Adam's ror family? The reader is human and they decided to adopt her. I haven't seen much for this family and I really need more. Please and thank you very much 💗
Hello anon!! This is one lovely request. I'd love to ^
RoR!platonic!human!family × daughter reader

- I can say that there are many ways that they could have found you, but what I think would be so much funnier is that if Cain and Abel found you abandoned somewhere.
- maybe they were out adventuring until they heard baby noises, little crying. I have a feeling that Cain and his big brother instincts told him to go check it out. And boom, they find you, wrapped around very thin cloth, shivering.
- Cain told Abel to watch you so that he could get Adam. And off he went running. Abel really pitied you despite his age, what a poor thing you were. you were very small and in need of protection.
- once they got Adam to see you, he picked you up gently, cradling you around his arms while instructing the boys to get some leaves and tree branches, to make you a nest.
- he stared into your small little eyes, as eve came rushing, hearing the cries of a baby.
- They adored you so much, you were so weak. They needed to protect you no matter the cost.
- when you started growing older, the two siblings would take you out with them to watch them hunt or scavenger hunt for berries and other tasty fruit.
- your big brothers were so sweet, and very nice. You got scared because of a squirrel once, and they scared it off. Making you giggle happily.
- Eve would make you all desserts, or make you wear pretty clothing. Of course they wouldn't just have you wearing things like them, that means there would be people staring at your body. That's disgusting.
- instead, they give you a dress, and a flower crown. Like a mini princess, you were so cute. their cute little baby girl was growing up. (You were actually still five years old)
- anytime you went missing, everyone would go insane, like you were only out for a walk and eve is already rushing towards you and crying out your name, before squeezing you into the tightest hug ever, barely letting you breathe.
- Adam would scold you, before telling you to go eat berries cus he thought he was too harsh.
- Cain and Abel would cry too, blabbering nonsense like "my baby sister...Whaaa!!! We thought you were dead!!!"
- okay maybe that was too dramatic.
- what if you had a crush? Well. They don't like that. Eve would tell you to consider, and tell you all the littlest details on stuff that she found 'odd' about the person. Like how they dress, or their hair, the way they walk, a bald spot on their head- just basically anything to make you dislike them.
- Adam tho, protective father switch on. Mf is literally pouty about the fact that you had a crush on someone, saying that you were too young, and that you were still his little girl.
- Cain would go chasing the person away while holding a twig, like an angry dog. While Abel would cry to you like "why would you wanna leave us...we're your familyyy..."
- bro.
- but, you've gotten used to them. They love you very much and are only doing things like this for you because they love you.
- might as well just take it, right?
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Included Characters: Poseidon, Hermes, Adam, Jack, Hades and Sasaki.
Warnings: mentions of killing on Jack's part, child's name or gender not specified.
Request: Yes.
Words: 1,395
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Poseidon
He's not a bad father, but he's not exactly the best father either. Poseidon is pretty stiff around a child I would imagine, even if it was his.
He has a tendency of telling them to shut up if they're being too loud or if they're crying. He's a bit lost at what to do at first.
Of course, Poseidon isn't stupid either, he'd watched Hades raise him and his siblings, he knows the basics. He makes sure the child gets fed, and bathed regularly, and if it's a baby their diaper gets changed immediately after soiling.
He does open up after awhile. If the kid wants to learn how to use a weapon similar to his Trident, Poseidon does teach them.
Forehead kisses when being tucked in, quiet tellings of a story that might or might not be a few thousand year old memory.
Patience is key is what his dearest brother had told him as a tip, so Poseidon assumes he will be a bit lenient on this young one. But not too lenient either. His kid needs to know who's in charge and who to listen too.
Hermes
Hermes is a great dad. Even if he's never been one before he immediately knows and understands the basics. He's intelligent and pretty much a natural at everything he does. It's like he's been handling a baby for years.
He's strict but calm and knows how to spoil his kid too. Hermes is very quick to teach this kid respect as well as giving his child gifts too.
Hermes makes sure to provide a healthy meal, though he isn't against giving out some junk food too, he does try to keep it a bit on the healthier side, though. Fruity smoothies instead of ice cream or cookies, frozen flavored ice instead of overly sugary Popsicles.
Dresses them up to perfection too. Very proud of his baby and knows their perfect in every way.
Teaches them how to play musical instruments from a young age. This kid is going to be able to perform so well people tear up at the sounds of their music and Hermes will make sure of it.
He reads to them at night. A chapter a night curled up in bed with his kid and afterwards he tucks them in and ensures they're cozy before leaving to go fulfill more duties himself.
Adam
We can't have father headcannons without the father of humanity himself being in here. Adam is #1 father. The gods go to his ass for help when a kids acting up. He knows what to do, he's been through it a million times, and he's a pro at it. This dude was probably the dad for his dad at some point.
His kid is both spoiled and respectful at the same time. Adam is always with them offering words of encouragement and soft kindness.
He tells this baby he loves them every day. And he makes sure his kid knows he loves them more than the world too.
Games, snacks, lounging around, playing outside, that's an everyday thing for him. He likes when his child is having fun and enjoying their life, and Adam will ensure that's what continues to happen.
He isn't used to wearing clothes so it's likely this baby is just running around in a diaper all the time.
It all depends when it's time for the kid to be tucked in for bed. If they want him to stay he stays. If they want a story he'll tell them a story. Snuggles? Of course.
He has an understanding of his first few kids most fights happen because of a misunderstanding. He'll always ask before discussing something with his kid if they just want him to listen, offer solutions, or if they want him to get involved. Most of the times they just want to be lent an ear.
Jack The Ripper
He's a decent father. He makes sure his love for his child is absolute because they deserve nothing more than to be loved, nurtured and cared for. He doesn't want anything to happen like what went down with his mother.
He enjoys seeing the glow of his child's true emotion through his eyes more than anything, and for once, fear may not be his favorite color anymore. It's the love when his darling baby sees him.
He is a protective father, he will kill with no mercy if someone dares to hurt his kid. And he will make sure their death is a slow one filled with misery.
He enjoys having Juice and crackers with his kid, seeing as they're too young to really enjoy a nice hot cup of tea yet. He does respect this, of course. He makes sure they eat both healthily but also eat things they enjoy as well.
Jack likes to tuck them in for bed. It isn't because they're going to sleep and he can do whatever he wants in silence for the next few hours, it's because of the reading. He's always been a big fan of reading and will read until they fall asleep or until he notices his kid has fallen asleep. Most of the time he ends up reading a good half of the book before realizing.
Hades
If there is such a thing as a wine dad, that's exactly what Hades is. Hades likes his wine as much as he likes his children.
Yes, children. This man is such a family man I honestly can see him wanting ~3 or more kids over the years.
Due to raising pretty much all of his brothers or at least helping to raise them, he knows how to do everything. I feel some of the gods go to him for help with this sort of thing. He knows how to change the diapers, how to feed them, burp them, deal with their tantrums etc.
He's a good dad. Butler makes his kid the best meals and he always makes sure they at least eat something healthy. If they don't they're sat at the table until they do. He prioritizes health over everything.
Spoils them rotten. They get whatever they want if they're being good. He's the God of wealth too, after all. His child also gets an extra seat with everything he's doing if they want, he knows some children can be clingy. Zeus probably was when he was a baby.
Cerberus is the most protective dog around Hades' kid. Hades doesn't even have to worry about someone messing with his child. That dog is tearing them to shreds already.
When they're tucked in at the end of the day he sits on the edge of his child's bed and talks to them for a few minutes. He might tell a story, or he might ask them how their day was. It all depends on the mood.
Sasaki
The jokester family dad. Sasaki may make mistakes as a father but he's still very fun and embraces his mistakes all the same.
He and his kid are always doing something. Cooking, outside having fun, inside playing games, it doesn't matter. This old man is energetic and can move.
When it comes to food he may not be the healthiest but he does make sure his child gets the proper nutrition they need, as well as plenty of junk food in between. I have a feeling Sasaki does have quite the sweet tooth himself so he's always sharing what he's eating.
He likes teaching his kid swordsmanship. Of course it's nothing potentially life threatening, he's too much of a worry wart to put his precious child through any of that. He does hope they find a sense of excitement from the fight and practice itself though. Having the heart of a warrior is never a bad thing.
It's more likely him and his kid would end up passing out on couches instead of going to their rooms to sleep, especially if there was a day full of activities they did. He loves the bond he and his child has and hopes nothing can sever it in the future.

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I had the idea, if Record of Ragnarok had some scenes or Manga Panels had a little horror to it..
This mostly goes to Beelzebub's backstory, and maybe a little on Adam.
So, Here's what I was thinking.
- When Adam first appeared, I felt like it needed more emphasis that Humanity would be looking at the Gods with a full on stare, just lifeless stares, before Adam actually jumped off that tower of his. I can imagine how disturbing it would be, on screen, just Humanity staring at you.
- Once Adam would throw punches, Humanity would've been cursing at the Gods, which led to Adam's downfall, eventually, they broke off that tense stare and vague language.
For Beelzebub's this one will be full of horror.
- Everywhere he walked, he would often see the souls of his friends... Especially Lucifer. Just looking at him..with wide eyes.
- Nights he spent were full of terror, he would hear them groaning or even whispering in his ear.
- Not until, he almost lost his mind...Once he was burning the pages of his experiments, Lucifer appears in the fire and tries to drag him into the fire, shouting "Come Join us!! We are waiting for you!!" Beelzebub was screaming at nothing once Odin was inside..
-There should be this one scene where some Angels look at him, eyes full of disgust and hatred, as Lucifer hides within the crowd, once his eyes land on Lucifer, his face is just an insane smiling expression...as he speaks in tongues.
- And now, it would repeat...This time, It's Nikola and Lucifer haunting him...Still with those..Wide eyed Stares...
Adamas.
- It would have too much body horror. His body would be mixed with flesh and Metals.
- For a little Gore, Adamas' organs are severely damaged, especially his stomach. His insides are just replacements from bodies from..well, Hell.
I hope y'all like it!
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Adam lays his head on your lap.
@bloodiedone
She hums, running her hands through his Hair, Adam does this a lot, So she is used to it.
“ Adam..You must be tired, Huh? ”
Eve inquiries, Still running her hands through his hair.
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Pocky Adam icon
#shuumatsu no valkyrie#adam record of ragnarok#record of ragnarok#ror#snv#adam#adam ror#adam snv#debby art
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RoR Incorrect quotes#156 DADAA
Adam*Holding you in his arms wrapped like a burrito, cradling you in his arms for your nap...Even when you're an adult- In a hushed tone* You BEAUTIFUL and CAPABLE of GREAT things my child...
Adam*Whispering closer to your ears, eyes glowing blue and red*LIKE MURDER~...
Y/n*Snoozing comfortably in his arms*ZZZZzzzz
Adam*Eyes go back to normal, shaking head* Dont do that tho~...
Adam*Eyes glowing again in killer instinct mode*UNLESS ITS COMPLETELY NECESSARY
Y/n*Sleep talking,responding to him*Ok daa..daa...
Adam*Pecks your forehead happily*Thats my baby~ Dada will be your accomplice~... especially if it is to murder your bad boyfriend~oh Dada will BURY him in the yard~Yes their gonna be compost for your mama's garden~
...Where was this pep talk when i was a baby-
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Yandere! Adam X Fem! Human reader headcanons.
cw: Corruption, manipulation, angst, dark themes, blackmail, slight obsession, little nsfw, perversion, mild voyeurism maybe, cheating(?)
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It was paradise. So much peace and quiet in the Garden of Eden, the animals got along together, the place was quiet, being there was a dream. The perfect place where he would raise his children and live happily with his wife.
All of that was thrown away once the incident happened. Sin. What a great sin these humans had committed by disobeying God and eating the forbidden fruit, that was what the gods thought as they judged them in every possible way. But humans couldn't be as bad as they thought, right?
Was man evil by nature or was there something else that corrupted him? What exactly made him that way? Maybe the saying "you never finish knowing a person" was true, maybe when you really think you know them the shell breaks and another layer of shell is revealed and you realize that you haven't discovered even half of it.
Their punishment was banishment, no more paradise, the earth would be the new home in which they would live. It didn't look so bad when they arrived, it had lots of plants, big trees, good vegetation, rivers, streams and much more. The land didn't seem to be so bad, it looked nice.
It was a beautiful day with family when Adam saw you. Your face looked lost and confused as you looked in all directions as if you were looking for something or someone, you were wearing a light beige dress, it seemed like it was made of a very thin and light fabric, although it served its purpose anyway, which was to cover you, your hair was loose and somewhat disheveled. You were so different from them, but at the same time so similar. So perfect.
It didn't take long for Adam to get up and walk towards you, you looked so helpless that it made his heart shrink, at least that's what he wanted to make himself believe, that pulsation and feeling in his chest of wanting to have you after seeing you had to be that, simple protection.
You don't see the way Adam looks at you when he offers you to join them, you don't see the way his eyes shine when he hears your acceptance without hesitation or thought of refusal, you don't see the way he starts to watch you when you're around his children or the way he looks at them when they touch you or smile, you don't see the manipulation in his words when he persuades you to leave your dress and wear leaves like them.
Now that you were with the family you had to go with them anywhere, you would help when they had to catch some fish from the stream for dinner, you would help gather fruits and vegetables, you would help build their home. That didn't seem to bother you, you were glad they had accepted you, of course, it was better than wandering the earth alone.
Should you be worried when he seemed to distance himself from his family whenever he could? Should you be worried when he said extremely disturbing things when you were alone? Should you be worried about his constant stares and inappropriate touches when his wife wasn't around?
For a moment you think about running away, but you're scared, what's beyond? Adam sees this, he sees that doubt in you and takes advantage of the situation, with cold words he lets loose, indirect threats: if you left and separated from the family you could never come back, they wouldn't accept you back because you left them. He plays on your fear by telling you how dark the land could be, the dangerous wild animals and that any other person you met wouldn't be as friendly as they were to you. He knew how to manipulate you, that's why he seems satisfied when he has you at the tip of his finger.
Adam is not someone who is violent, he would consider himself more peaceful, however, he seems the opposite when he gets angry at anyone in the family who interfered when you two were together, when his children don't seem to have control when they're around you, that makes Adam feel enraged. The irritability on his face and his expressions make his children quickly back away in fear and get away from you.
When you do something Adam doesn't like it shows on his face, you don't want to try to escape or get away from him, he will stop talking to you and giving you food, sometimes even when it's time to sleep he pushes you aside and forces you to sleep alone in another place with the lowest temperatures without having anything to cover yourself and sleep practically naked.
Don't try to resist him, you shouldn't feel like that when he wants to take you, your body was now his, his worship, so you better keep your legs open for him and let him use you.
While he's lying under a tree eating an apple, he'll want you to suck his cock, Adam doesn't care if there's anyone watching or not, the body was a gift from God, why should he hide it or feel ashamed? He has no shame nor does he feel guilty, he thinks it's something completely normal and you should believe it too.
Taking it so well under the starry sky, on hot days when they bathed in the river, and, oh, it couldn’t feel better when one moment you’re with their children in the forest picking berries and the next second Adam fucks you right there with his kids in front of you.
His family doesn’t question it, Adam was smart enough to convince them from the start that everything he did was completely normal, and they believe it, because why wouldn’t they? He’s their father/husband, the most fair and loving man ever, he only cares about you as he does everyone there, he’s a great man.
His family contributes in part by taking Adam’s side any time you refuse something or question something, which makes everything easier for him and you give in easier.
“Why don’t you want to stay with us? You want to leave us, we wouldn’t do that to you” Abel cries to you exaggeratedly when you start to rethink the idea of leaving. “Why don’t you want to do what our father says? You should listen to him and obey him, it’s the least you can do” Cain looks at you suspiciously when you refuse another request from him. “Why don’t you want him to touch you? He’s our husband, that’s fine” Eve looks at you with false pain and pleading when you refuse to be intimate with Adam.
Many have heard of the story of the first humans, gods or mortals, they have heard it, but no one has ever known about you, you were like a ghost. There was no information about you, not in books, not in myths, not in anything. It was as if you had never existed. But you would always know the truth, something you carried with you until the end of your days. Because even the sweetest human being has their heart rotten inside.
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ROR EXCEPT IT'S ACTOR AU #3!!
I think now I'm missing most of APOC and Sasaki?? Also Jack Spin-off, but I was tired, and I have a self-imposed rule of "do 4 pages of each actor AU" mostly because I am just like that *
I did cover a lot of rounds tho, this took me so long because I couldn't get their faces right *
• I won't elaborate about the Bonus Qin & Hades panel *
• I like to think of Jack & Heracles having a great off-set friendship :) They just shared each other's cookie recipes one day and it was smooth sailing.
• Adam's actor has to use one of those one-side men thong or wear nothing at all lol either way Brunhilde would be laughing her ass off.
• Poor Zero's actor is #1 teasing/messing around target on-set, shouldn't be so cute *
That's it for now, seeya!
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‘Would you still love me if i was a worm?’
Ror characters
No.
Poseidon, Lu bu, Brunhilde, Odin, Loki, Qin shi huang, hajun, Adamas, Jack the ripper, Isaac newton. Kali, sun wukong, Ra, evil zerofuku, proteus (w everyone else)
Ofcourse! I’ll even build you a little house!
Raiden, Heracles, Ares, Trud, Randgriz, anubis, Adam, Eve, Tsukuyomi, lucifer, Azazel, Kojiro sasaki, Tesla, Parvati, good zerofuku. Siegfried, Goll, proteus (w poseidon), Rudra, Jataka
You would be dirty asf, but i’ll still care for you.
Hades, Okita, Buddha, leonidas, Nostradamus, Shiva, Durga, Lilith, Morrigan, Apollo, Susanoo, Geirölul, Gondull, Reginleif, zeus
As long as you don’t get eaten or thrown away.
Beelzebub, Buddha, poseidon, Loki, Jarl, Heimdall, Hrist, Aphrodite, vishnu, indra, Brahma, Cú chulainn, Jesus, Thor
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Incorrect Quotes #42
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Michel: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Jack: Violently depressed.
Adam: Violently unbothered.
Qin: Violently haughty.
Kojiro: Violently old.
Lu Bu: Violently stoic.
[Name]: Violently murders people.
Nikola: Violently worries about the previous statement.
Leonidas: Was it that hard to follow the trend?
[Name]: Violently murders Leonidas.
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Kny! Y/ns/Readers AU
Papa Adam against the idea of dating
Obanai!Y/n: Ok, so tell me! When we are allowed to have partners?! *point on themselves and other Y/ns*
Adam: When I'm dead. Plus 3 days. Just to make sure I am dead.
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Record of Ragnarok x Reader but It's Tik Tok Audios (pt 3)
You: Father...Am I ugly?
Adam, as he hugs you: What nonsense. I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful person in the heavens♡
Loki: Uncle, am I ugly?
Odin: Yes, very much.
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You, texting someone: I don't know what to say.
Brunhilde: Here let me do it.
You:...Don't be mean about it, though.
Brunhilde: *deletes paragraph*
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Au where (Y/n) is Poseidon's equally moody and emo child
You: WHEN DID YOU SUDDENLY BECOME UNCOOL!?
Poseidon: WHEN DID YOU START ACTING LIKE A LITTLE BABY WHO SCREAMS AT ME WHENEVER THEY DON'T GET WHAT THEY WANT!?
You: RIGHT AFTER YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!!
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Raiden: You can't run around like a footless chicken.
You: HEADLESS chicken, big guy.
Raiden: Uh, NO! How's a chicken supposed to run without its head!?
You: How's it supposed to run with no feet?
Raiden: I'M NOT A CHICKEN, (Y/N), WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS!?
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Zeus: SOMEOME SHOULD PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
You: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, G R A N D P A
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You, a new diety: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Loki: I dunno, I usually just throw shit at Shiva now.
You: Whose Shiva?
Loki, throwing a water bottle: YO SHIVA!
Shiva, whose STILL RECOVERING FROM R A I D E N: Yeah- *gets hit*
#THE LAST ONE IS CANON.#I'M THE WATERBOTTLE.#record of ragnarok x reader#record of ragnarok#ror x reader#shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader#snv x reader#incorrect record of ragnarok quotes#shiva x reader ror#raiden tameemon x reader#ror brunhilde x reader#ror adam x reader#platonic#ror memes#incorrect ror quotes
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Hello! Tis me! Draco_vision from a certain website I’d rather not disclose lmao, Is it okay if I ask for a matchup?
I go by Idris. I’m non-binary but afab, I’m told I’m pretty sweet and talkative, yet soft spoken and shy when you first speak to me. I’m also described as a feral raccoon often, i guess it’s because I can be pretty impulsive at times. I like things like anime, animals, tea, pokemon, rhythm games, sleeping and D&d, I personally don’t like thunderstorms, loud noises, annoying people online, being looked down on and being called short (I’m 4’11, I hate it here lmao) I’m Panromantic, Asexual, don’t really see the point in sex if I’m going to be honest.
What I like in people is when they are honest with me and communicate well, it gets under my skin when something so simple could be fixed just by so little words.
Could you match me up with anyone for Record of Ragnarok? I don’t really mind many of the characters there, but I personally don’t really like Thor or Zues :/
Thank you for taking the time to read this! Excited to see who I get!
Hiiii! It's so nice to see you. I pair you with: Adam!

Adam is a calm, collected, and carefree individual with a heart bigger than the world. He understands the pain of being short (As he is shown to be shorter than Eve), and is a lover of animals and is shown to do anything for his descendants and children. Adam is shown to be very selfless and hold confidence in himself though not to the point of it being overbearing, so I don't see there being any miscommunication as he isn't afraid to speak his mind.
Adam enjoys pda, though I feel the one thing he enjoys doing the most is laying against your legs or stomach and eating some grapes. I feel he also enjoys feeding people, and is a hit of a tease when it comes to joking around.
I feel as though he wouldn't be a fan of loud noises himself as he is usually found enjoying laying out in the sun with animals. He will try his best to distract you from thunderstorms or steer you clear of things you dislike. Adam does however enjoy annoying you with calling your name a lot, for no reason at all. "Idris Idris Idris- Hello."
Adam is a very go with the flow type of guy and wouldn't mind your random impulsive decisions, rather he'd follow along to see where it would take the both of you. He understands and doesn't mind having no sexual tendencies in the relationship as long as he can see you smile. I feel as though he would enjoy pulling you out at night or away from activities to watch the sunset and the stars with him for a bit.
Character matchup can be found here

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Hi! Could I ask for some yandere headcanons for Adam's family and a human daughter reader? Please and thank you 💜
Alright!
Platonic!Yandere! Adam/Eve/Caín and Abel x Reader
Genre: Headcanons
Reader: female
Warnings: Yandere content, Yandere behaviors, Platonic yandere, yandere behaviors, unhealty mindset, mentions of being an still born and it's consecuences, overprotection.
Adam
• I think that Adam's obsession with his daughter's safety would be affected if she had had a particularly complicated birth, after all, it was his third baby, it was supposed to be something easy after Abel and Cain, but that didn't stop the reader's life from being in danger multiple times.
• When the reader was finally born, she was small and fragile, she was born prematurely, and she needed constant care, something that her family was more than willing to provide.
• Adam is obviously the most overprotective with his first daughter, in general the world outside of Eden is very dangerous, he has to take care of all the members of his family. Obviously including the new acquisition.
• Since the reader was born, Adam had a certain favoritism, precisely because the little girl had a great resemblance to Eve, her eyes, her hair, her laugh, which also leads him to be more indulgent with her.
• Adam is against the idea of any of his children feeling left out, so he makes sure that Cain and Abel interact with Reader. Very carefully, though, after all, their sister is VERY fragile, get it?
• He enjoys the stage where Reader is a baby, being able to hold her, play with her, make her laugh with funny faces, in general he enjoys the time when Reader is a pure and innocent being, not knowing the cruelty of the outside world.
• Adam, as I said, is very overprotective of his daughter, more so as she grows and begins to learn things, like walking, how to talk, what she can and cannot eat, etc.
• Adam is always a few steps behind his daughter, just to make sure she is taking a “safe approach,” and there is no way to escape or sneak away, not with the divine reflection on his side.
• Adam is very patient with his children, especially when reader starts some kind of rebellious phase, he understands it, we all have a moment like that (after all, it's thanks to this that they were born), however, the primordial man will not let his daughter put herself in danger.
• For example, he will not let her go somewhere where the gods are. This may be the most rational of all, considering his past with them and the role they played in banishing Eve. That is something reader can understand and respect.
• What she cannot respect is that Adam even restricts her interactions with other humans! even scaring them so they don't talk to her! that is just unfair!
• Although we agree that talking to Adam about it is like talking to a wall, it is impossible to move. He believes that everyone is a potential enemy, that everyone can harm his family, especially his little girl.
• Adam is one of those Yandere parents who thinks their kids can do absolutely nothing wrong, no matter if the evidence is right in front of them (whether they try to run away, tell them they hate them or insult them, be a bad person, etc.). Nope, his babies are ANGELS.
• And even more importantly, he's the kind of Yandere parent you can never get rid of, no matter if you try to be more independent once you're in Valhalla, you'll never be too far from Daddy Adam. Good luck.
Eve
• Eve was the most affected by Reader's birth obviously, not only physically but mentally.
• She had never had a birth as painful as Reader's, not even with Cain, which definitely made her so exhausted when Reader was actually born, that she couldn't even hold her.
• A part of Eve was so scared that Reader would die, because the pain was so bad (and she didn't want to imagine if Reader was going through the same pain), praying to any god that would hear her not to let her baby die, being so relieved when she heard her cry for the first time.
• It was only a few days later that Eve was recovered enough to hold her daughter, it was the first time she saw a girl (she had already seen other babies with Abel and Cain, but this was totally different), and she was the most precious creature in the world.
• Eve is much less invasive, she is overprotective, yes, but she wants her daughter to grow up, she wants her beautiful offspring to become a full-fledged wild flower.
• For this reason, she is Reader's greatest ally when it comes to calming Adán's insecurities, she is the only person he will really listen to, who will pay attention to over his children. She can either distract him long enough for Reader and her siblings to sneak away or she can directly convince him to tone down some of his tendencies.
• That doesn't mean that Eve herself doesn't have unhealthy tendencies regarding her children, she just knows how to control herself better.
• She collects absolutely everything that children leave behind when they grow up, be it toys, clothes, probably even teeth when they start to fall out.
• She is also very dramatic when Reader gets sick, constantly bringing her homemade food and medicine, crying at her bedside, begging her not to die, to the point where Cain and Abel have to drag her out of the room.
• Eve is also somewhat possessive, she likes to spend a lot of time with Reader, and will automatically be bitter for the rest of the day if anyone (other than Adam or her sons) decides to interrupt said “quality” time between mother and daughter.
• She excuses this as “since Adam and the boys have the right to have boy time, they also deserve girl time” but it is just an excuse to have more time with her daughter just for herself.
• She loves to talk to Reader like she is a baby, generally spoiling her a lot, but she doesn’t realize much of the time that this can make her feel embarrassed or uncomfortable. Uncomfortable? From her family? Who put those ideas in her head?!?
• She is also very quick to make assumptions. As you can see…
• Fortunately, she is much more naive than Adam, so if you play your cards right, she can be your greatest ally when it comes to having your alone time or getting away from this crazy family for a while.

Caín and Abel
These two share a braincell i swear
• THESE TWO ARE THE EPITOME OF NOSY BROTHERS.
• But really.
• I feel like initially, they were both very excited to have a younger sister, having been just the two of them for quite a while, a new companion wouldn't hurt at all.
• However, when the time came and reader wasn't born, causing Eve great pain, the brothers started to get very scared. This was something new, and something they didn't like, their mother was suffering a lot. When was this going to stop?
• When reader was finally born and Eve was laid up for several days, both Abel and Cain acted like they were standing around eggshells, thinking that the baby would put them through great pain like it did with their mother.
• Fortunately, they were scolded by Adam for even thinking that, and he made Cain hold his sister for the first time (even if he was shaky).
• And you can imagine his surprise when he felt absolutely no pain, just something heavy and warm on his chest. Looking at him curiously.
• After verifying that the baby did not cause them any pain, it became a tug of war to see who was still holding her between the two, but at least the issue of rejection towards reader was resolved, perhaps too well.
• Cain and Abel tried in many ways to become reader's favorites while she was growing up, whether it was playing with her, bringing her nice things, but above all protecting her.
• They act very similar to their father in many ways, they are overprotective to an unhealthy degree, wanting to prevent reader from doing this or that, preventing her from stepping in puddles of mud or water because “she could get sick”, going so far as to accuse her to Adam if she did something “dangerous”.
• This created a love-hate relationship between the brothers and sister, on one hand Cain and Abel would do anything for her (except give her absolute freedom. Who needs that with a family that does everything for you? Silly), while the reader didn't see them any differently than an inmate sees his prison guard.
• Fortunately, just as they resemble their father, they also inherited several aspects from their mother.
• Both are very needy of the reader's approval, as I said before, they would do ANYTHING for her.
• If the reader uses words well, she can make them, involuntarily, help her escape more than once (or simply accept certain conditions like her having friends/partners), either by asking them for things or some objects, in exchange for being her “favorite brother”
• And they fall right into her trap. But that doesn't matter, even if they eventually realize that their sister is only using them for her own benefit, to do things that their father doesn't approve of and that distress their mother, they don't care.
• All that matters is that she is happy because of them, even if they receive some punishment, they are okay with it, they would endure it all over again, all to see their sister happy.
• If that's how things are, they will play along. For her.

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Songs used:
"V*gina" (On the floor remix) by CupcakKe Remixes.
"Half Of My Heart" by Josh Makazo. "RUNRUNRUN" by Dutch Merose.
"Kicking Flavors" by Fly Boi Keno. "Good Looking" by Jake Hill/Dixon Dallas
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