#ror cain

[ciciyup]

Yandere! Adam X Fem! Human reader headcanons.

cw: Corruption, manipulation, angst, dark themes, blackmail, slight obsession, little nsfw, perversion, mild voyeurism maybe, cheating(?)

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It was paradise. So much peace and quiet in the Garden of Eden, the animals got along together, the place was quiet, being there was a dream. The perfect place where he would raise his children and live happily with his wife.

All of that was thrown away once the incident happened. Sin. What a great sin these humans had committed by disobeying God and eating the forbidden fruit, that was what the gods thought as they judged them in every possible way. But humans couldn't be as bad as they thought, right?

Was man evil by nature or was there something else that corrupted him? What exactly made him that way? Maybe the saying "you never finish knowing a person" was true, maybe when you really think you know them the shell breaks and another layer of shell is revealed and you realize that you haven't discovered even half of it.

Their punishment was banishment, no more paradise, the earth would be the new home in which they would live. It didn't look so bad when they arrived, it had lots of plants, big trees, good vegetation, rivers, streams and much more. The land didn't seem to be so bad, it looked nice.

It was a beautiful day with family when Adam saw you. Your face looked lost and confused as you looked in all directions as if you were looking for something or someone, you were wearing a light beige dress, it seemed like it was made of a very thin and light fabric, although it served its purpose anyway, which was to cover you, your hair was loose and somewhat disheveled. You were so different from them, but at the same time so similar. So perfect.

It didn't take long for Adam to get up and walk towards you, you looked so helpless that it made his heart shrink, at least that's what he wanted to make himself believe, that pulsation and feeling in his chest of wanting to have you after seeing you had to be that, simple protection.

You don't see the way Adam looks at you when he offers you to join them, you don't see the way his eyes shine when he hears your acceptance without hesitation or thought of refusal, you don't see the way he starts to watch you when you're around his children or the way he looks at them when they touch you or smile, you don't see the manipulation in his words when he persuades you to leave your dress and wear leaves like them.

Now that you were with the family you had to go with them anywhere, you would help when they had to catch some fish from the stream for dinner, you would help gather fruits and vegetables, you would help build their home. That didn't seem to bother you, you were glad they had accepted you, of course, it was better than wandering the earth alone.

Should you be worried when he seemed to distance himself from his family whenever he could? Should you be worried when he said extremely disturbing things when you were alone? Should you be worried about his constant stares and inappropriate touches when his wife wasn't around?

For a moment you think about running away, but you're scared, what's beyond? Adam sees this, he sees that doubt in you and takes advantage of the situation, with cold words he lets loose, indirect threats: if you left and separated from the family you could never come back, they wouldn't accept you back because you left them. He plays on your fear by telling you how dark the land could be, the dangerous wild animals and that any other person you met wouldn't be as friendly as they were to you. He knew how to manipulate you, that's why he seems satisfied when he has you at the tip of his finger.

Adam is not someone who is violent, he would consider himself more peaceful, however, he seems the opposite when he gets angry at anyone in the family who interfered when you two were together, when his children don't seem to have control when they're around you, that makes Adam feel enraged. The irritability on his face and his expressions make his children quickly back away in fear and get away from you.

When you do something Adam doesn't like it shows on his face, you don't want to try to escape or get away from him, he will stop talking to you and giving you food, sometimes even when it's time to sleep he pushes you aside and forces you to sleep alone in another place with the lowest temperatures without having anything to cover yourself and sleep practically naked.

Don't try to resist him, you shouldn't feel like that when he wants to take you, your body was now his, his worship, so you better keep your legs open for him and let him use you.

While he's lying under a tree eating an apple, he'll want you to suck his cock, Adam doesn't care if there's anyone watching or not, the body was a gift from God, why should he hide it or feel ashamed? He has no shame nor does he feel guilty, he thinks it's something completely normal and you should believe it too.

Taking it so well under the starry sky, on hot days when they bathed in the river, and, oh, it couldn’t feel better when one moment you’re with their children in the forest picking berries and the next second Adam fucks you right there with his kids in front of you.

His family doesn’t question it, Adam was smart enough to convince them from the start that everything he did was completely normal, and they believe it, because why wouldn’t they? He’s their father/husband, the most fair and loving man ever, he only cares about you as he does everyone there, he’s a great man.

His family contributes in part by taking Adam’s side any time you refuse something or question something, which makes everything easier for him and you give in easier.

“Why don’t you want to stay with us? You want to leave us, we wouldn’t do that to you” Abel cries to you exaggeratedly when you start to rethink the idea of leaving. “Why don’t you want to do what our father says? You should listen to him and obey him, it’s the least you can do” Cain looks at you suspiciously when you refuse another request from him. “Why don’t you want him to touch you? He’s our husband, that’s fine” Eve looks at you with false pain and pleading when you refuse to be intimate with Adam.

Many have heard of the story of the first humans, gods or mortals, they have heard it, but no one has ever known about you, you were like a ghost. There was no information about you, not in books, not in myths, not in anything. It was as if you had never existed. But you would always know the truth, something you carried with you until the end of your days. Because even the sweetest human being has their heart rotten inside.

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[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#173...JAIL TIME

Acciently ...Adam drank Raiden's water bottle that was filled with hardcore...alcohol, Him and Lu bu, Qin Shi Huang wanted to see who noticed that they weren't drinking water and now...dadam was drunk, and...he was the crybaby drunk-

Cain, gesturing to Adam: Dammit RAIDEN, look what you did! You made Dad upset! 

Raiden: Dad, please don’t cry, we’re sorry! 

Qin Shi, somber: I’m sorry Father...

Adam*drunk out of his mind and near tears, Hugging you and Jack given you both were the nearest* -I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!?

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12

Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able

Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building

Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?

Cain: I’m still on fractions

Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?

Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?

Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?

Cain (Thinking): The baby?

Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?

Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well

Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….

Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)

Meanwhile… at the same time right under them

Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…

Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…

Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…

Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!

Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from

[dawnholde-if]

What do the ROs look like?

I'm drawing up bust sketches when I can, so here's Caid and Finch ! Next on my list is Cere and Merrick

[chaostroberry1]

Hi, Could I request a platonic yandere story (or headcanons, whatever works best for you) for Adam's ror family? The reader is human and they decided to adopt her. I haven't seen much for this family and I really need more. Please and thank you very much 💗

Hello anon!! This is one lovely request. I'd love to ^

RoR!platonic!human!family × daughter reader

- I can say that there are many ways that they could have found you, but what I think would be so much funnier is that if Cain and Abel found you abandoned somewhere.

- maybe they were out adventuring until they heard baby noises, little crying. I have a feeling that Cain and his big brother instincts told him to go check it out. And boom, they find you, wrapped around very thin cloth, shivering.

- Cain told Abel to watch you so that he could get Adam. And off he went running. Abel really pitied you despite his age, what a poor thing you were. you were very small and in need of protection.

- once they got Adam to see you, he picked you up gently, cradling you around his arms while instructing the boys to get some leaves and tree branches, to make you a nest.

- he stared into your small little eyes, as eve came rushing, hearing the cries of a baby.

- They adored you so much, you were so weak. They needed to protect you no matter the cost.

- when you started growing older, the two siblings would take you out with them to watch them hunt or scavenger hunt for berries and other tasty fruit.

- your big brothers were so sweet, and very nice. You got scared because of a squirrel once, and they scared it off. Making you giggle happily.

- Eve would make you all desserts, or make you wear pretty clothing. Of course they wouldn't just have you wearing things like them, that means there would be people staring at your body. That's disgusting.

- instead, they give you a dress, and a flower crown. Like a mini princess, you were so cute. their cute little baby girl was growing up. (You were actually still five years old)

- anytime you went missing, everyone would go insane, like you were only out for a walk and eve is already rushing towards you and crying out your name, before squeezing you into the tightest hug ever, barely letting you breathe.

- Adam would scold you, before telling you to go eat berries cus he thought he was too harsh.

- Cain and Abel would cry too, blabbering nonsense like "my baby sister...Whaaa!!! We thought you were dead!!!"

- okay maybe that was too dramatic.

- what if you had a crush? Well. They don't like that. Eve would tell you to consider, and tell you all the littlest details on stuff that she found 'odd' about the person. Like how they dress, or their hair, the way they walk, a bald spot on their head- just basically anything to make you dislike them.

- Adam tho, protective father switch on. Mf is literally pouty about the fact that you had a crush on someone, saying that you were too young, and that you were still his little girl.

- Cain would go chasing the person away while holding a twig, like an angry dog. While Abel would cry to you like "why would you wanna leave us...we're your familyyy..."

- bro.

- but, you've gotten used to them. They love you very much and are only doing things like this for you because they love you.

- might as well just take it, right?

[justcressida]

Hi can I request ror x Athanasia reader

DEAR QUEEN

"Even if Claude no longer sees me as his daughter because of Jennette, Claude was the first father I ever had, and I have loved every moment of it."

Record Of Ragnarok X Athanasia De Alger Obelia! Reader

Note: Thank you for the request <3 But as I said, please specify the character as well. Also, since I still don't see Athanasia as an adult, this is platonic...It's short because I can't think of much.

Adam - Eve

Okay, so we all know that Adam would do anything for his children, right?

The mother and father of humanity have thousands of children and they embrace all of them wholeheartedly.

But being killed by your father? This changes everything.

While Adam was kicking Claude's ass, Eve had already become a mother figure to you.

Maybe Claude and Diana couldn't be your parents, but Adam and Eve were perfect parents for you. Because the hearts broken by your parents do not heal, but you get better every day.

Fun fact, Eve is taller than Adam and strong enough to carry you on her back a lot.

Adem is the kind of father you can do make-up with and gossip with. Cain and Abel are often the targets of your evil plans, and then you trick them into not telling Eve.

The perfect family you never had while you were alive 🥺

[deathmetalunicorn1]

ROR AU

So Brunhilde was considering Adam to be one of her champions but she had to think. While he was powerful there were others from his time that have unique gifts like him. And there is one whose ability puts them just ahead for what she has in mind. A skill given to him as a punishment for being the first to kill another human. Cain was cursed with experiencing the deaths of all those murdered and to know the techniques of all killers. And that knowledge is what will be the defining factor in his fight.

So how does the fight go against Zeus and what is his Volundr?

-Adam was glaring hard, standing in the stands next to Eve who was trying to hold her tears in, worried for her son.

-When Brunnhilde was gathering fighters for humanity to battle against the gods in Ragnarok, she originally approached Adam to fight, but then changed her mind, claiming Cain would be better.

-Adam had faith in his son to fight, being a strong warrior, but no child would ever want to see their child fighting in a fight that could very easily cost him his life; Adam watched what happened to Lu Bu and his army, he didn’t want to lose his son in a similar manner.

-Abel was also worried, scared for his brother, trying to be strong for their mother, but Adam could see the unshed tears in his younger son’s eyes.

-Cain was a unique opponent to face off against, despite not being a warrior himself, as he was blessed, or cursed, debating on who was looking at it.

-Being the first human to kill another is a title that he didn’t want, but it was one that he earned with his jealousy and his anger, and with it came to knowledge of others who killed.

-Every person who killed another, Cain gained their knowledge, how they did it, seeing how they killed someone else, and with it, came unending madness- seeing so much death, so much suffering and his mental health suffered for thousands of years, even after he died so long ago.

-In Valhalla, Cain kept a level head, not wanting to ever cause another harm, never wanting to kill again, he devoted his time in the afterlife in helping others, anything he could in hopes that his curse would finally leave him.

-Cain learned of a possible chance, an act of mercy, if he was to win his match against Zeus of all gods, then they would relieve him of his curse, but at the cost of him having to kill one more person.

-Cain, much like his parents, disliked the gods for their cruelty to both Adam and Eve, especially Zeus, but he was hesitant to take another life.

-It was Adam who spoke to his son, one-on-one, after Brunnhilde asked Cain to fight, who told his son that sometimes one would have to do things they wouldn’t like, but to protect others, to protect humanity, sometimes sacrifices had to be made.

-Cain was nervous walking out, but a glare in his eyes, seeing Zeus acting so cocky, “Oh-ho! The son of the first and the first to kill another human!” Cain swallowed his fear, using his Volundr, making just a simple sword, and got into striking position.

-Many were jeering at Cain, calling him a fool for fighting, as he was a farmer, not a shepherd, and anyone in Valhalla knew him as a kind and gentle person, the farthest thing from a fighter.

-Cain inhaled deeply before he began going over his knowledge of how to kill another with a bladed weapon, including moves to hit in blind spots and where to strike first.

-Jaws were soon dropped all over the stadium, including his family as he had easily taken out Zeus, taking out his Achilles tendons first, making it impossible to move without collapsing.

-Cain clenched his teeth tightly together, easily getting behind Zeus before slitting his throat, ending him quickly.

-Everyone was stunned, seeing Zeus bleeding out and fading away while Cain dropped his weapon, looking sick to his stomach, collapsing to his own knees and vomited violently, tears overflowing as he clutched at his head, in complete anguish over what he did.

-Cain grabbed his weapon, still in the form of the short sword and went to stab himself, holding it out, aiming for his neck, before his partner, Reginleif took back her form while Eve screamed out her son’s name.

-Cain broke down in harsh sobs, allowing Reginleif to hug him, “I don’t want this pain anymore! I just want peace!” Adam, Eve, and Abel all ran to the stadium as well, along with Brunnhilde, as the crowds murmured quietly, seeing the anguish Cain was in, seeing what killing another had done to him.

-Some wanted to call him weak and pathetic, but there was something in his tears, his pain, that kept them silent as he cried into his father’s arms, “I don’t want to do this anymore!”

-Adam felt his own tears welling, he wanted nothing more than to take his son’s pain away from him, he wanted to help him, Adam felt so helpless at the moment.

-Despite winning the second round of Ragnarok, humanity didn’t feel like they won anything, realizing what Cain has had to deal with, seeing the murders of others since his own crime, being forced to live the pain and suffering of others.

-The gods felt similarly, seeing a child, in their eyes, suffering so much. Had they done more, had they been the gods they claim to be, would there be less pain and suffering? Would there be less murder and death? Could they have done more?

[miss-kennedy]

𝒃 𝒍 𝒐 𝒈 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐 .ೃ࿐ 🎤

»»-----------► mariana (or mary). minor. she/her. selfshipper (duh). fanfic writer?. the only one who admits that is a background character in life

just a warning:

well, Dr. Delicate Touch mode, activate!

GET OUT OF HERE BLANK BLOGS, PEOPLE THAT FIT ON BASIC DNI CRITERIA AND NON WRITING +18 BLOGS, THIS PLACE IS NOT FOR YA!!!!!!

𝐔𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐭 𝐦𝐞 | 𝐌𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 | 𝐌𝐲 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠

𝐅/𝐎'𝐬

ღ 𝐑𝐨��𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

Captain Hook (Disney's Peter Pan)

Jafar (Disney's Aladdin)

Bowser (Super Mario Bros. Movie

Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

William Afton (FNAF)

Black Hat (Villainous)

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

Negaduck (Darkwing Duck/2017! Ducktales)

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Fushiguro Toji (JJK)

Syrup (Syrup and The Ultimate Sweet)

Treat (Lonely Wolf Treat)

Ryomen Sukuna (JJK)

Donatello Hamato (ROTTMNT)

Nikola Tesla (ROR/SNV)

Seto Kaiba (YGO: DM)

Caine (TADC)

Mari Ohara (LLSS; EXTREMELY POSSESIVE WITH HER, im uncomfortable sharing her)

John Carver/Eric Newlon (Thanksgiving)

❦☘︎ 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜

Dr. Facilier (The Princess and The Frog

Scar (The Lion King)

Heather McNamara (Heathers)

Ruby Hoshino (ONK)

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit (Disney)

⌂♡ 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐫

Bendy (BATIM)

note: the dividers is not my mine, is from @ ohmarigold :)

𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞:

⇢ ˗ˏˋ 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚑 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚑 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚑💬 ࿐ྂ - chats and more chats

୨⎯ "𝚘𝚑 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝! 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛! 𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚎...."⎯୧ - asks from anon people and general

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ "𝚢𝚊𝚢𝚢! 𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎! " ⍣ ೋ - asks from my mutuals

♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡ 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛...... ♡❀˖⁺. ༶ ⋆˙⊹❀♡ - not big deal, just me simping characters

ೃ⁀➷ 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 - self explanatory

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ "𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎!" • ◦˚ஐ˚◦ • - ask and reblog games

❦ ✧♡⃕ ❝𝚘𝚑! 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗…… 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐❞◡̈彡๑ - spoilers from things im watching (block this tag if ya dont want spoilers)

[shimosu]

Ares: Tiny things are scarier because there's less space to bottle up their anger.

Shiva: Like what?

Geir: Bees.

Cain: Pops.

Hermes: Zeus-sama.

[ciciyup]

The Cinema.

Summary: You and your family go to the cinema to spend quality family time and watch a nice movie. Everything goes crazy when they realize that the movie is not what it seems.

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It was a special day for the family. Adam, excited to experience something “modern” had convinced Eve to take the kids to the movies. According to him, he had seen a poster for an animated movie that promised laughter and fun: “Sausage Party.”

—It’s a movie for the whole family! Dancing and singing sausages, what could go wrong? —Adam says with a smile.

Eve, though hesitant, agreed. After all, a little family fun couldn’t hurt, she thought. The family arrived at the theater, causing a slight stir. Adam walked confidently, while Eve tried to keep Cain and Abel under control. You, as always, seemed distracted, hoping the movie wouldn’t be so boring, while also throwing glances at the guy at the popcorn counter.

—Let’s get some popcorn! —Cain shouts, dragging Abel into line.

—Don’t eat it all before the movie starts! —Eve warned them, as Adam led the group into the theater after purchasing the necessary items.

The cinema was packed, and the family settled into a row in the center. Adam, with a satisfied smile, leaned back in his seat as the movie began. At first everything seemed perfect: the characters were colorful, there were catchy songs, and the humor was light. Cain devoured the popcorn, Abel tried not to get dirty, and you pretended to be interested in the screen while watching the movie operator, who was in a booth at the top of the cinema room. However, things began to change drastically about halfway through the movie. Suddenly, the scenes became less “family-friendly.” Innocent jokes gave way to innuendos, and the laughter of the children in the room turned into awkward questions from the parents.

—Adam... What are we watching? —Eve asked with a frown.

—Uh, well, I think it’s a satire, right? A deeper mood —Adam replied, clearly uncomfortable.

Then came the climax of the movie: a scene completely inappropriate for children that made Eve cover her eyes and let out a gasp.

—What is this?! Adam, you said it was for children!

—Don’t look, my little girl! This is not for your pure eyes —panicking, Adam tries to cover your eyes, but when he tried to reach you, he noticed that your seat was empty.

As the movie continued, you had taken advantage of the confusion to sneak away. You had noticed the movie operator, a young boy with disheveled hair and a carefree air, and decided to go up to the booth to “get to know him better.”

—Hi —you said, entering with a smile, to which the boy quickly became startled.

—What are you doing here? You can’t be here; this is for staff only.

—I got lost on the way out and saw all this; I just wanted to see how everything works —you reply, feigning innocence as you fiddled with your hair.

The boy, though nervous, decided to give you a quick explanation on how the projector worked, not realizing that you were just looking for an excuse to stay close. Back in the cinema room, Adam was beside himself.

—Eve, we have to find her! I can’t believe she disappeared in the middle of this.

Eve, still in shock from the movie, gave him a tired look.

—Then look for her, Adam. I’ll try not to faint after that scene.

As Adam walked around the room, Cain and Abel remained in their seats. Cain was completely absorbed in the movie, laughing out loud.

—This is amazing! Why don’t we make dinners like this at home?

—Cain, this isn’t funny! Mom is going to punish us for watching this —Abel, horrified, tried to cover his eyes and ears.

Adam finally made it up to the booth area, following his intuition. Opening the door, he found you and the movie operator standing a little too close for his liking, watching as you giggled and touched the boy’s arm as he seemed to explain something to you.

—What’s going on here?! —Adam yells, eyes wide.

—Dad! I was just learning how cinema works. —Turning quickly, you smile, putting on your innocent little girl face. The operator, trembling, tried to defend himself.

—I… I was just explaining! I didn’t do anything!

In his fury, Adam accidentally moved a lever on the projector, stopping the movie dead in its tracks. The screen went blank for a moment, but then a spotlight illuminated the booth, projecting the shadows of Adam, you, and the operator onto the giant screen. In the room, all the spectators began to murmur and laugh at the sight of the shadows on the screen. Adam’s figure seemed to gesture furiously, while you crossed your arms and the operator tried to slip away.

After several minutes of arguing and chaos, Adam finally managed to get you back to your seat. The operator restarted the movie, though no one was paying attention anymore.

—What did you do now, Adam? —Eve sighs as she sees the two of them return.

—I don’t want to talk about it —Adam replies, sinking into his seat.

—That operator was more interesting than the movie —you whisper, still smiling, to Cain.

—What? You missed the best part of the movie. It was amazing! —Cain, without taking his eyes off the screen, laughs.

—This is the last time we go to the movies —Eve declares, exhausted. Adam couldn’t agree more.

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[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#167 Thank you-

Loki: wait, so y/n kissed you and you said “thank you”?

Thor: yes...

Loki: well that was very polite~

Thor: I panicked

-In the human side-

Y/n*Eating cereal on the couch watching kitchen nightmares with Cain and Abel*-Then he thanked me...

Cain & Abel: As he should

[justamegafan]

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10

Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N

W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism

Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground

Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names

Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!

Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together

Cain (Whimpering):

Wednesday Y/N: Now

As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother

Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):

Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn

Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me

Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?

Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)

‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play

The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them

Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!

All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic

Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice

All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):

Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)

All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):

Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):

The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them

While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony

Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother

[dawnholde-if]

ROs heights?

Caidrith: 6'1 because tall dragon man 💕 He gets all his height from his mother.

Desily: 5'0, she is a fae after all. Fae come in different shapes and sizes, but pixies are typically short

Finch: 5'7, on the shorter side for someone with elf blood

Cere: 5'8 most of the time. She can change her height at will since she doesn't have a set form

Rycharde: 5'11 not including ears. Abnormally tall for catfolk, actually. Might have something to do with his homeland...

Merrick: 5'4 little merperson. Merfolk heights are dependent on what kind (?) they are. Merrick, being an anglerfish, is kind of small compared to, say, a shark, or swordfish.

[clarythericebot]

frothing at the mouth at Record of Ragnarok's unfallen Adam

alskdfad like!!! this is absolute fanon by an utterly biased Catholic, but my thesis statement: this new, other, fictional Adam was created by and made in the image of God (the undepicted one who would never force humankind to fight deities out of his own pettiness, who lets Adam and Lü Bu into Heaven after everything they've been through someone stop me I'm creating spiritual metaphysics of RoR), and Adam - unlike Christianity's Adam - has never strayed from that image.

No god in RoR claims to have created Adam--honestly, I thought Zeus would and there'd be a whole father vs child thing, but no--which to me further cements that Someone Else did. The gods are all taken by surprise by his Divine Reflection. Cain and Abel, both rowdy and perhaps a little antagonistic towards each other, still seem to be loving brothers.

Most tellingly, Adam is motivated by love. He doesn't care about sticking it to the gods. He also has zero hesitation spitting on them in the face when it comes to protecting his loved ones. An un-fallen Adam, made in the image of God, would do these things. He would break the rules not out of selfishness and fear, but because someone made his wife cry, because one of his kids was scared. Does any man need an excuse to protect his children?

To me, all of this lines up for RoR's Adam to not be our Adam (in contrast of it being the "true story"--I actually think RoR's Christianity, if it has one, must have a different history/mythology, one where original sin must've crept in by some other means). And that's just!!! So interesting to me!!!

[eggroll-sama]

Underrated characters in RoR:

Why doesn’t anyone simp for Chen Gong? He was a sweetheart till the very end.

And don’t even get me started on Cain, I mean his voice and pure tsundere energy sold it for me 😳🙌.

[sunder-the-gold]

Can any of my FGO-playing Followers help me brainstorm a fan Servant for fun?

The Record of Ragnarok manga got me wondering about a more “accurate” version of Adam (First Man, Grand Father of Humanity) as a super-human being.

Here’s my thoughts, and I’d like to hear yours.

Suffer the Children

As with RoR’s Adam, this Adam prioritizes his children (all of humanity) above all else, and would gladly fight any beast, demon, or god to the death to defend them, to the point of striking harder against targets bearing the “Threat to Humanity” quality, and having some ability to protect his descendants when fighting alongside them.

But his love for his children is a big reason why Adam hasn’t appeared before, especially in Grail Wars or Lost Belts. Just as Adam did not kill his son Cain after Cain murdered Abel, Adam cannot bring himself to fight any of his descendants, much less to side with one faction and condemn another, or even just to stand back and watch them fight each other as a Ruler. So, if Adam is even physically capable of attacking humans, he would at least suffer a damage penalty when striking at them.

For this purpose, I would furthermore introduce a new quality called “Child of Man”, which applies equally to fully-human characters, demi-gods, and even beings artificially created by humanity such as Frankenstein’s Monster and Voyager. (Divine spirits merely borrowing shapes from humans, like Ishtar, are probably exempt from Adam’s mercy.)

Grand Father

But by the same token, Adam radiates an authority over all of his descendants, such that even demi-gods like Gilgamesh face some kind of damage penalty when attacking him.

When summoned as an Assassin, Adam gains a Skill that supersedes Presence Concealment like Jack the Ripper's Information Erasure does, though Adam's Class Skill combines his authority to demand humans not see him together with his perfectly medium appearance to transition from "beautifully ideal" to "unremarkably average". The higher someone's Divinity, the less this skill affects them.

When summoned as a Ruler, Adam’s rank in True Name Discernment, when used against other humans, is second only to Eve’s.

One Treasure: God-Given Tunic — Garment of First Sacrifice

“The price of sin is death.” When the first humans broke the law, God made the first animal sacrifice on their behalf to buy their pardon, and from the animal’s hide God fashioned tunics to signify their cleansing, cover their nakedness, and protect their flesh from violence.

Adam and Eve wore these tunics until the day they died, relying upon their divine protection as they fought demons and beasts to keep their children safe, until humanity had grown too numerous for anyone but God to protect or destroy.

Later worn by Nimrod and Esau. Wearing the clothes gave Nimrod great success as a hunter and warrior, but it could not protect him from a prophecy that he would killed by a child of Abraham.

This defensive Noble Phantasm is inferior to Avalon, particularly in that it does not extend life-span, but it ought to be comparable to Herakles' Nemean Lion Hide.

Where the Nemean Lion Hide protected one from all man-made weapons, the Garments of First Sacrifice need only protect against all beasts and monsters and demons, but not from other humans or divine beings. With no protection from other humans, Nimrod had no special protection from Esau.

Pioneer of Human Crafts

Adam and Eve first explored human capabilities and passed their knowledge down to their children and descendants. Therefore, they possess all knowledge and skills discovered by humanity, similar to how Gilgamesh possesses a prototype of every device made by humanity.

No version of Adam or Eve can access humanity’s manufactured treasures in the same way, because they did not horde the products of their own hands or those of their children. They kept their God-given tunics to themselves, but everything they personally made, they gave away freely to their children so their children could defend and enrich themselves.

Nevertheless, Adam has the authority to use any physical Noble Phantasm made by human hands, even those whose skills equaled that of the gods. But Divine weapons made by Emiya Shirou's Reality Marble would not become exceptions to this rule.

Adam best expresses his craftsmanship when summoned as a Caster.

Unified Language

I don’t fully know what the Unified Language can do, but that one antagonist in Kara no Kyoukai would pale in comparison to the man who spoke that language first. Whatever these abilities, Adam would express them most strongly as a Caster or as a Ruler (especially together with a Ruler’s ability to discern true names), though Eve would be more adept.

Namer of Beasts

Whether by actual history or mere legend, Adam possesses special authority over beasts as the man who first named them all. Whatever form this authority takes (such as resistance to their attacks or bonus damage against them), he expresses it most strongly as a Ruler or Rider, and it supersedes the Riding Skill. 

The effect is weaker against phantasmal or demi-god beasts.

Eve did not name the beasts herself, but she was born directly from Adam’s flesh, and so shares equally in his authority over the beasts.

"Earth"

Here’s where I take a stab at cosmological mechanics I don’t really understand.

Adam’s birth ushered in the emergence of the human-derived World Texture, along with Alaya and the Counter Force. When Adam sinned, all of these things became destined to die, and be reborn.

“Adam” doesn’t just mean “Human” and “Humankind”, but also “Earth”, for the flesh of the first humans’ bodies was made from the earth. The first humans’ collective sin cursed both them and the Earth (the human world) to death, with their deaths returning their bodies to the earth (Gaia) from which they were made, and with a prophecy of the Earth itself dying after humanity’s bodies are resurrected from its soil.

Adam’s personal sin further estranged him from the Earth (Gaia), turning it into his adversary. For the rest of his life, instead of freely providing him food, the soil would produce thorns and thistles against him, and he would need to struggle to cultivate food from it. The struggle between the earth and humanity began, with the birth of the “world texture of humanity”. God blessed and commanded Man to assert dominion over the earth.