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apologize to everyone right now.
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This blog believes either in polycule Mickeys x Nasha or Mickey x Nasha not just Mickey x Mickey at ALL!!!
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I cannot begin to explain to you the disappointment I felt on finding out that “match my freak” was a sexual thing and not about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor's cat in a small village in the Alps
#in the least judgemental way possible#what in the sam fuck are you talking about#generally alternative interpretation is whatever#but i cant even begin to begin to understand#how you could have thought that was anyone elses thought process
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#the reaction to the original tweet is so funny to me#because i read that one first#and was like 'lol true' bc im not being funny#i know like 5 or 6 people who went or plan to go to japan this year#to the point where ive been asking why tf everyone is suddenly going to japan#and then people did NOT like that tweet 😬😵💫🫠#however i will say with the exception of my pilates instructor#all the people i know going to japan are 40+ at my job#2 of them being the literal COO and member of the board of directors#so yeah very much not 26 year olds
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The comedic timing of this is destroying me. He might as well be suspiciously cheese shaped
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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Nasha Barridge pulling a gun on some guys that were bothering her pathetic boyfriend and then also fighting with the scientists so she could put a hasmat suit on and hold him when they were testing nerve gas on him......!!!!
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if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"
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Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt
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This is my new favorite picture ever. He loves his little creeper so much.......
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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Positive affirmations
- I'm still good meat
- I'm perfectly good meat
- I taste fine
#mickey 17#i say 'come on babies big bites'#and 'oh shes bringing me to her nest for the kids...what a good mom'#constantly to myself#its so fucking funny
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Not a ship cause it’s canon baby woo yeahhh


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