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Incorrect Quotes #55

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[Name]: I'm not telling you anything! And I'll never betray my friends!

Kidnapper: We have ways to make you talk...

*Kidnapper pulls out a knife*

Kidnapper: We need you to tell us everything you know about Zeus or else-

[Name]: Wait, Zeus as in bald-guy-formed-like-a-wrung-sock-Zeus?

Kidnapper nodding: Yes, and if you don't talk we will-

*[Name] wheezes*

[Name]: Why didn't you just say so from the start? I said I wouldn't tell you anything about my friends, but that walking skeleton is far from a friend of mine.

*[Name] pats the place beside them while the kidnapper watches on with his jaw on the floor*

[Name]: Take a seat and grab some cake because we are gonna be here for a while.

*Half an hour later*

[Name] with their mouth full of third cake: And THEN that son of a bitch Zeus said that I was too much. Like?? The only thing that is too much is the number of years he has lived. Ring, ring. Who is that? The Underworld is calling and wants their damn corpse after all these long years.

The kidnapper covering his ears: Someone. Please. Please. Make them shut up.

*The kidnapper slams the door open*

Kidnapper: Here. You are free to go. Just LEAVE.

*Hours later*

Zeus: [Name]?! How did they learn about my foot fetish??

[Name]: You have no idea what kind of torture I was forced to undergo.

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Incorrect Quotes #54

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[Name]: Oh well, it's no biggie.

Jack, narrating: It was actually very biggie.

Adam, narrating: Extremely biggie.

Nikola, narrating: Super biggie

Hades, narrating: Almost-everyone-died biggie

[Name]:

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Incorrect Quotes #53

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Loki: Look at you! So romantic with all the candles, handcuffs and... knives?

*[Name] looks him in the eye and draws a pentagram*

Loki: I just recalled that Thor needed my help with watering the windows and wiping the flowers. Gotta go~

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Incorrect Quotes #52

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*[Name] talking to the banana they are peeling*

[Name]: May I take your coat, ma’am?

*Poseidon sitting beside them*

Poseidon: Do you think other people can’t hear you? 

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Incorrect Quotes #51

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[Name], for once saying something positive: You know what, guys? The real gem of all this was the valuable memories we made along the way.

*Zeus snorts*

Zeus: Sure, I almost died 99% of the time.

*[Name] smiling warmly*

[Name]: That is my fondest memory. 

Zeus:

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Incorrect Quotes #50

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Thor: A god’s true wealth is the good he does in the world.

Loki: What bullshit is this?

[Name]: Sorry, did he hurt your sentiments?

Loki:

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Incorrect Quotes #49

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*Zeus knocks over [Name]'s ice cream*

*[Name] breaks a fortune cookie*

[Name]: Oh look it's yours! It says; "Death by knives and fire, foreseen to happen by-"

*[Name] glances at Hades*

*Hades glares back*

*[Name] sighs*

[Name]: "-by next Monday," since my murder allowance for the week is already spent.

*Hades glares harder*

*[Name] rolls their eyes*

[Name]: And we are apparently not supposed to kill our partner's family members because it's quote-on-quote "ill-mannered and illegal."

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Incorrect Quotes #48

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[Name]: When I first met you, I didn’t like you.

Zeus: I’m aware of that.

[Name]: But then you and I spent more time together.

Zeus: And…?

[Name]: And I still don’t like you. Period.

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Incorrect Quotes #47

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Hades: What are you two bickering about this time?

[Name]: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!

Zeus: Cry me a table, [Name].

[Name]:

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Incorrect Quotes #46

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Susano’o: Are you mad?

[Name]: No? Why would I be?

Susano’o: So sharpening your knives at three in the morning is a normal occurrence?

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Incorrect Quotes #45

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Loki: No one expects an angel to set the world on fire.

[Name]: Aww thanks.

Loki: What? No, you’re the devil incarnate. I was talking about Nubby.

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Incorrect Quotes #44

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Poseidon: Why are you grinning like that?

[Name]: Can't I just be happy?

Hades: Zeus tripped and fell down the stairs.

[Name]: Yes... haha... tripped.

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Incorrect Quotes #43

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[Name]: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Hades: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

[Name]: Death isn’t real and I’m basically god.

Hades: Why am I not surprised?

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Incorrect Quotes #42

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Michel: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Jack: Violently depressed.

Adam: Violently unbothered.

Qin: Violently haughty.

Kojiro: Violently old.

Lu Bu: Violently stoic.

[Name]: Violently murders people.

Nikola: Violently worries about the previous statement.

Leonidas: Was it that hard to follow the trend?

[Name]: Violently murders Leonidas.

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Incorrect Quotes #41

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*Zeus having a mental breakdown and sees [Name] approaching him*

[Name]: What's up?

Zeus, sniffling: That's none of your concern!

[Name]: I never said I was concerned. I just wanted a better view of your tears.

Zeus:

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Weird advice #2

Even hot people have bad angles, so don't be too harsh on yourself.

Example one:

When I tell you I began to second-guess my taste in fictional men after I saw this image pop up on my screen.

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Weird advice #1

Know that anyone who tells you that "hair makes zero difference!" is full of bs and is out there to get you.

Example one;

Nah cuz I don't know who this guy is, but I swear it's not Hades Example two;

I- don't know what to say