#a woman in my head

[eliostro]

Idk about this but it took me a while so I'm gonna post it anyways

[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

incrumbsiderate

[blackynsupremacy]

idgaf about what’s canon, if you want to romantically write them to be with a black girl, do it!

[frownyalfred]

one of the Batfamily's protocols for someone going suddenly evil actually is what they jokingly call a percussive reset (slamming the evil person's head into the wall just hard enough to scramble any potential mind control but not enough to cause serious brain damage) and Bruce absolutely hates that they call it that. does that stop him from doing it? absolutely not, but he tends to default to throwing an explosive device close to the evil person's head instead (make that brain jiggle like Jell-o) and plays it off as a "distraction." this is step 6 on his potential mind control protocol/checklist, immediately preceding step 7 (calling Diana) and step 8 ("this isn't you, don't do this").

[cowboythewizard726]

this is the falin touden post gather around and look at her majestic beauty. i need you too look at her. please. i am begging. you need to see beautiful wonderful girl.

[erinwantstowrite]

i saw comic panels of baby jaybin and i felt like doodling him for a little bit

[marzipanandminutiae]

every time a man assumes I'm a tradwife type because of how I dress, I just want to be like "at any given time it's been an average of three weeks since I last shaved my armpits. sometimes longer"

[sisaloofafump]

The moment he takes off the cowl he’s a normal guy, but until then…

[bemp0]

A dragon's slumber

[trans-androgyne]

Hey, the “you’ll look more attractive because you’re more comfortable in your body” thing they tell transmascs is nice and all, but please don’t be convinced that’s the extent of it. If you’re a transmasc worrying you’re going to lose your attractiveness by transitioning I’ve got good and bad news for you. The “bad” news is that you very well might—in the eyes of people who only like your womanhood/femininity. For example many cishet guys who might’ve showed you attention before may not be as into you anymore. But the good news is you can in fact be way hotter as a guy/masc, I know firsthand that there are people who go absolutely nuts over it (special shoutout to t4t het trans women ily <3).

Of course we’ve been told growing up that masculinity makes us less attractive, bc it’s gnc for people assigned female and therefore isn’t the conventional beauty standard. Girls in high school would compliment my lack of body hair all the time. But in reality there are people who drool over butch women, and there are people who drool over transmascs, because we are hot as fuck. The people I date now are desperate for me to get hairier and more masc, they love that shit. You don’t have to adhere to the kind of beauty you were taught is fit for a girl to be attractive to people, there is so much outside of that and your trans masculinity is going to look awesome on you, I guarantee it.

[teaitis]

Smothering (affectionate)

[introspectivememories]

im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

[castles-in-the-eyre]

what if you were an angel & i was a nonbeliever and we held hands. while listening to we will commit wolf murder.

[sheyfu]

dan heng is someone who

▪︎ rests his head on your lap as he checks the data bank

▪︎ puts his hand on your lower back as you both walk around the xianzhou luofu

▪︎ lets you touch his horns and braid his hair whenever he's in his il form

▪︎ writes short poems for you whenever he's sent on a mission

▪︎ checks up on you whenever you two are away from each other

▪︎ tangles himself with you whenever you sleep in his room and share his mattress

▪︎ has a secret code with you; two taps for 'i love you', three for 'i want a kiss', a rub on the knuckle for 'i want to kill him/her' and an arm slung around your waist for an 'i want you'

▪︎ learned to love gossip bc of you and listens intently whenever you yap about some affair (BRO LOCKS IN)

▪︎ kicks his feet and giggles in his room whenever you get to spend a day together

▪︎ has quality time and physical touch as his love languages; and

• makes you teach him cpr which becomes an inside joke that only the two of you understand. (fic idea maybe)

▪︎ folds, albeit secretly, whenever you give him a smile (kazehaya type shit)