#a hellhound service dog

[dark-raven-feathers]

Some random fantasy disability aids ideas: - Wheelchair that can be folded up to about the size of a book - A walker that folds vertically into a cane - Cane that just floats in place when you let go of it - A brace that can be folded/resized depending on where you need to put it - Wheelchair that hovers slightly over the ground instead of being directly on it for multi terrain access - A hellhound service dog - A little pocket space full of meds and water - Those flare up cart things that can fold itself into a single flat sheet of metal, and unfolds with everything still perfectly on it - Stimming toys that come with mutes so only you hear them - A wheelchair that comes with pocket dimensions to store everything from a cane to a 5 star meal, perfectly intact - forearm crutches that fold themselves into the wristbands - Sound spells that can be manipulated to block out certain sounds - A spell that turns any text into raised braille for the caster - Wheelchair, but no wheels. Instead: mechanical arms so you can climb (the arms will turn into wheels when needed) - A spell that briefly flattens raised terrain/turns it into a ramp (lasts for 1h) - communication cards that float in front of you when you use them - Cane/crutches with a sort of 'find me' spell that allows you to summon them if they're too far away (and also prevents people from stealing them) - A spell that acts as a sort of buffer- there is a physical, but invisible shield between you and the other person (can also be applied to wheelchairs, walkers, etc) - Immovable mobility aids that will literally only move when the user touches them - Unbreaking charms a la Minecraft enchantments on wheelchairs - Medical corsets/braces with softening charms on the edges - A weighted blanket with a camouflage spell on it

[little666wrath]

If I don’t get a cart before my target shit imma be pissed

[seph-ic]

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Interesting fun fact:

So most hellhounds we see in the series are giant. Mrs. O’Leary is our most handy example, regularly being described as larger than buses, taking up entire rooms, and is easily large enough to be ridden. Cerberus is also described as absolutely gigantic. Other hellhounds characters end up encountering or fighting are usually also very large, at least the size of a large vehicle.

…Except for one hellhound, Orthrus. The two-headed hellhound from Triple-G ranch. Orthrus is described as being a normal dog size- able to fit inside a vehicle with multiple people in it, rather than being the size of a vehicle like most other hellhounds. Also, in Greek mythology, Orthrus and Cerberus are brothers.

Anyways all of this is to say I have a headcanon that hellhounds have a giant form and a normal dog size form and can switch between them. Most people are unaware of this unless they regularly train hellhounds or have a pet one that they’ve trained to be able to switch forms. Nico is aware of this because he helps train hellhounds for his father, dogsits Orthrus sometimes, and also obviously has Mrs. O’Leary. Nico has trained Mrs. O’Leary to be able to switch to her Normal Dog size (which for her is still like, a huge dog, but at least she can fit through doors). Percy is annoyed to only learn this after way too many occasions of Mrs. O’Leary shadow-traveling into his apartment while the size of a bus.

[seph-ic]

My favorite thing ever?

Nico has a service dog 

Because after Mr. D diagnoses him with PTSD he feels kind of hopeless and overwhelmed (especially after her hears that it can’t be easily fixed with magic or anything) 

So Mr D. Suggests that he get a service animal. 

Nico argues that animals hate him because he ‘smells like death’. Mr. D Points out that Mrs O’Leary doesn’t hate him. 

They both go talk to Hades who jumps at the excuse to win back his son by buying him more stuff. 

The dog ends up being a hellhound mix (don’t ask how.) 

The mix is mostly so she is a bit smaller for convenience (so she can fit in places.)

I'd assume she looks something like a Burmese mountain dog mix.

Her names Penelope (Penny) and Nico loves her. 

Nico and Her spend a couple of months doing service dog training with Artemis and the hunters (dogs are one of her patron animals.)

the time he spends with them also gives him a bit of closure and helps him process what happened to his sister.

soon enough she's graduated their honorary service dog school and is fully trained.

She goes with Nico everywhere. Since she is half hellhound she can assist with shadow travel and make it easier for Nico. (To Wills relief) 

She helps Nico with panic attacks and nightmares. 

She grabs things for him (KitKats, sword, water, pillows.) 

she can even open the fridge in the big house.

If Nico is having a really bad episode or a flashback he can’t come out of or if he’s in any physical danger, she knows to go get Will Chiron or MR D. In a heartbeat. 

Again a shadow traveling dog being useful.

Will makes extra sure that everyone at camp is aware of how service animals work. 

He teaches all the campers about what Penny's job is and why they’re not allowed to distract her.

On occasion when she isn't working she'll play fetch or get pets from some of the kids. 

All Nicos freind's and family love her.

Like everyone wants to be a part of this dogs life, Nico has literally never been more popular.

Hazel buys her a sweater for the holidays.

Rachel helps Nico also dye part of her tail at one point (to keep her identifiable) and they give it a cool design.

Annabeth asks if she can make her a cool dog house.

Piper insists that they take her to the groomer and buys her little bandannas.

Percy helps Nico teach her how to swim.

She will also grabs medical supplies for Will sometimes.

Grover also knows how to talk to her and regularly lets her know how Nico is doing (not that she doesn't already know.) 

Nico finds it easier to eat with Penelope.

It kind of forces him to eat on a schedule, since Penny has to be fed three times a day and the two of them can eat at the same time.

Nico also gives her little scraps off his plate sometimes which makes them both happy.

She gets absolutely spoiled. 

At one point Nico gets worried that she might get hurt fighting a monster. Hades assured him she won’t but Leo makes her some extra cool dog armor just in case

She also has a little bag attached to her vest for carrying supplies on quests and long journeys. (list of things these bags might contain: Ambrosia, Dog treats, Water/kitkats, extra weapons, drachmas.)

Nico connects so well with this fucking dog.

Like he always struggled with people and he never really even considered being an animal person.

But he absolutely adores Penny.

He talks to her about things that worry him and just finds her presence so unbelievably comforting.

Will solace (who I think personally would become a vet sooner than a doctor) Has this dog on the best fucking diet you could imagine

you have never seen a more medically healthy dog.

And she ADORES Will

Partially because of how calmer Nico is with him, and partially because he keeps a treat jar in the infirmary now.

The best part! she cannot die (from old age at least) Immortal service dog!

Having a huge fluffy head is great for pressure therapy.

Nico (neurodivergent) likes the texture of her fur and stims by petting her or playing with her ears.

[roki-snake-sinner]

Ex Be Gone sample letter/text

(I want to further my shop (Snakeshoppe.etsy), and maybe try the Patreon thing out)

Situation: You have an Ex that had cheated on you, and you broke up with them. However, they will not leave you alone and have threatened to hurt your family if you don’t get back with them. The Ex is human, so you moved to another city that is vastly monster living, but your Ex still followed you. In a last ditch effort, you go to the police, who are all different species of Monsters, and the Chief gives you a card for a ‘Ex-Be-Gone’ Guard Dog service.

“Technically, no one in the station is allowed to have these, but when the law favors one side more than the other.” He left it at that.

You decided to call the service that night, and got a quick answer.

————————

You: How much does it cost to stop an… ex spouse?

GD Service: Depends on how long the stalking has been going on. The longer, the less it costs.

You: Two years. *information added*

GD Service: Payment after the job is done. And next time, have better taste in humans.

———— A few days after, you receive a letter with a Hellhound drawn on the front of the envelope, and a ‘R’ stamp holding the letter inside.

-

Dear Human,

Sorry about the long ass wait for the confirmation. Kind of hard to find an infected needle in an infected needle pile, but job’s done.

I won’t bore you with the details, but I think this was my best work yet. Had to be a little more coy with how I got them to agree to follow me, but a little pretending goes a long way. I could see how you were dragged down so easily, what without the sharper instincts and wanting to be loved.

But, you won’t have to worry about them anymore. Can’t really tell if they were still breathing by the time I was done with them, but at least they won’t be bothering you anymore.

And, don’t worry about the payment. Me and the pack had too much fun to think about being paid for it. Plus, you’re new to our services and the city.

So, think about it as a ‘Welcome to Misers, City of the Monsters and Miserable Humans that try to control it’ present.

If you are ever in need of some ‘removal’, or other such needs, make sure to go to the Misers’ Cops first. They may not be the top of the food chain, but even the lowest of Monsters respects them.

Don’t go to the human ‘only’ cops tho, but I feel you already knew that.

But, if you really want to pay for the ‘removal’ of the trash, then buy from any Monster store, cafe, library, or visit my friends over at the local swimming center.

They always looking for people that can chase the little Mers around to get them used to using both their fins and legs, when the situation calls for it.

Don’t worry, they don’t bite… Much.

Stay safe tho, the company I work for is, big but the humans try to be bigger.

Signed,

Your Loyal Guard Dog

Rox

[monster-slxt]

Would you let Hades watch as he makes Cerberus fuck you?

Assuming cerberus is a bit more anthro than most depictions here- im picturing more a werewolf hellhound with three heads

It's not really up to me if Hades watches if he's already forcing me to service his loyal guard dog. It's not like I have any power compared to a god.

How could I stop the god of the dead from rubbing his growing hard on as cerberus enters me with his giant red cock, all of his heads growling in pleasure. He's so big, I can't believe he fit and my world is reduced to the brutal pace he ravages my cunt. I'm too far gone to notice let alone care as my audience starts jacking off in earnest, getting off on my strangled moans.

I loose track of time as cerberus continues to batter my cervix, when all of the sudden I feel a new pressure at my stretched entrance. I barely have time to question it before the hellhound is grinding his knot forcibly into me. There's no way this thing should fit, I'm already so full- but it does. As the knot slips into me his tip is forced through my cervix and the abuse makes me cum hard. Cerberus isn't too far behind, shoot an ungodly amount of cum directly into my womb.

"Better get used to that knot, you'll be stuck together for quite a while."

[strikersexhaver]

Ok but what if striker has a s/o that is the seven deadly sins, gluttony who is curvy maybe both sfw and nsfw? 👀

Oooo- this is an interesting one! Aight bet, firstly though, I will say I’ll mostly base off the Beelzebub lore plus what we know for our reader! Like how most princesses/princes are tall, so Reader is much taller than any other demon they’re still curvy though.

As usual! NSFW under the read more cut!

spoiler warning though for the latest episode, Western Energy!

Striker’s Bee 🐝 | Beelzebub!Reader

Striker never expected to be where he is now, with one of the most powerful demons in Hell. Solely because his hatred towards uppercrust demons, like yourself.

But to him, you managed to prove to him that- there’s an exception to royals on rare occasion.

He still hates royals mostly, even with whatever you say.

But before that, Striker had met you traveling to the Gluttony ring for murderous affairs. Apparently one of his clients wanted a Hellhound dead, one of your home’s bodyguards.

You bore witness to the event on total accident, your first instinct was punish Striker as per usual with events like this.

But you were intrigued, you had heard of an event in the Richest Cup Café where an imp had attempted assassination on a Prince of the Ars Goetia.

Not being a member yourself, you had the freedom to investigate things drama-free.

Striker looked for a way to escape, but your powers prevented him from doing so. The bees of your glutinous hive prevented every nook and cranny escape.

Normally, Striker would fight until his last breathe- but he knew to hold off and wait for an opening instead. He’s may be cantankerous but he’s not idiotic.

He looked up at you, a tall curvy person who was the Prince/Princess/Majesty of Gluttony.

He only listened to you for the sake of getting out of there, until you offered to pay him for information on what’s going on. Because you do love hearing all about drama, who doesn’t? You needed your honey tea after all.

It lead from talking about what happened between Stolas and Stella, to a more normal conversation that lasted longer than you two realized.

You helped him get back to Wrath via conjuring a portal, then waved him off.

You treated him like a person, on equal grounds and didn’t belittle him- it was, strange. Albeit, he’d assume it would be for the sake of business as you did pay him for information.

Which as per usual led to conversations, meaning you two talked and communicated. You’d tried your best to make him feel- equal.

Because he despises being treated as lesser, or like a pet obviously. So don’t pick him up, or belittle him, using names you’d give to a dog he will pitch a fit.

He found himself actually liking you, and usually saying you’re not one of the other royal trash there is.

He’s love language towards you is acts or service, as he internally is ashamed he’s dating a royal. Because of how boastful he was about hating royals.

He probably wants it to be on the DL, not public and that’s good for you.

It’d be a lie to say he didn’t find you attractive, he loves holding your hips (if you shift to a smaller form) sometimes he slides an arm around your waist.

He does it with a smug smile on his face and a slight flick of his tail.

As for in the bedroom, there were complications at first- establishing boundaries were important. As Striker I can see him not liking to be bottomed on often, since he dislikes being out of control.

But he will have some moments where he is,but very few.

He’s always preferred being a dominant, which may seem awkward sometimes however with the height difference.

Y’all find work arounds, even if you have to shift to a lower height to make it less so.

He loves your body, he absolutely does- he loves kissing down your thighs

He likes fucking you rough to see your ass jiggle, it’s pleasing to him.

When you top him, he’s either a power bottom or a brat.

He refuses to get pegged by you, nah, not a day in hell. He’ll let you ride his face and hold your thighs on him.

If he’s gonna die to a royal, it gotta be this way he refuses any other way.

[jollmaster]

is It alright if i ask to get some information about how Sheol work? Like the holidays, the royal duties, how the aristocracy work and the different types of Spheres?(Like how the wives work in different things like Naamah working on music, Eisheth her Temple ecc.)

Love your work♥️

hello and thank you! 🖤

sorry for late, but finally I gathered and translate all information you want!

royal duties

• Lucifer fulfills the classic role of ruler-guardian (he monitors the order of all lands and sometimes travels around them; however, in recent times it's much more common for guests to come to him rather than for Lucifer to leave own manor)

• his wives are in charge of global spheres: co-rulership, religion, war, arts

• roughly speaking, they are sort of like chief ministers who are actively involved in their duties

• Lilith helps with state affairs, Eisheth is in charge of temple management and spiritual practices, Agrat leads own cohort and commands the army of spirits and demons, Naamah organizes festivals and patronizes musical art

aristocracy

• Ars Goetia are in fact the greatest feudal mages, like tevinter magisters or evanuri in Dragon Age

• they borrowed titles from humans: demons have own words and definitions, but for convenience in communicating with mortals Ars Goetia uses something familiar since early Middle Ages

• in fact, the aristocracy in Sheol are younger gods/deities

• they are prayed to, worshipped, asked for help, and offered gifts (something connected with their spheres of patronization); kings and princes, in turn, protect their subjects and assist them

• for example, Sabnock is responsible for towers and fortresses, Crocell patronizes bathhouses, Ose is the lord of madness and sanity at the same time

• their spheres of influence sometimes overlap due to various aspects

• younger demons consider it an honor to serve them and to be their sacrificers; imps almost fight over the mere right to feed lord's dogs or sweep their yards

holidays and festivals

• once a year, during the period of greatest influence of one of the higher demons in the underworld, a fierce festival is organized

• of course, only after solemn ritual processions and temple services; the main celebration is held in the Eishet Zenunim's temple

• everyone is allowed to have fun together, sinners too ofc

• type of event depends on the Ars Goetia demon in whose honor it is held: there will be no mass heavy drinking at the festival in honor of Gaap (only beer!), for obvious reasons, and at Zepar' festival it's practically forbidden to come without a lover/spouse/just a couple

• when the festival is dedicated to one of warlord demons, like Agares, there's a big tournament

• tournaments participation is allowed for all, and death is considered an act of honor, like sacrificing oneself in the name of gods (if no one died, there was no tournament)

• no one looked on in amazement at count-governor Glasya-Labolas when he chose a fighter who had lost half of fights in a tournament, took into service and eventually made him his chief huntsman because this fighter tamed hellhounds: everyone was surprised with the fact that fighter was a young imp

• the most important person at these festivals is the king/prince/governor in whose honor they're held

• they also invite the best protégés of Goetia nobles (Velvette never misses an opportunity to go out in public when Ose wants to break his recluse)

• festivals are held alternately for each of the higher demons, over seventy years a complete cycle is formed

• also underworld celebrates temporary events on an ad hoc basis; it's usually timed to coincide with the end of some mass shitstorm like plague epidemic (finally those mortal assholes are getting sick and dying less often)

• the Governor's hunt in the forest of self-murderers is held when the constellation Sagittarius is at its most influential; count-governor Glacya-Labolas takes the lead of a big hunt

• during this holiday demons and imps hunt sinners who were turned into beasts during the process of decay

• don't forget about beginning and end of fertile season: yes, they live underground, but they have local harvest periods too

• cannibal town holds a mass feast every year after Extermination (hurray, a lot of meat)

• for obvious reasons Sheol don't celebrate human or christian holidays

• when Charlie was young, she was at one of the festivals, and prophet Camio told her that she would become a holy virgin goat-mother

• Charlie laughed for a long time

[lostlosersclub]

So. Nico Di Angelo HCs :>

ANSBDJDJJ GLADLY!!

be prepared for so much projection

ok so:

• nico is trans, and came out to bianca during the lotus casino. she helped him cut his hair afterwards

• he is also autistic and had a special interest in mythomagic for a long time

• part of why hes not great at interacting with others is the autism

• oh right just bc i say so he also has ocd, ptsd, anxiety, panic disorder, and depression

• hades was always very accepting. i just feel like he would give nico a binder while he was on his own

• binds for way too long. will (who is also trans btw) lectures him on binder safety daily

• he is also physically disabled from his powers. i hc him as using mobility aids. i also hc him as having a hellhound service dog when hes older

• he is often described as twisting his skull ring in the books, so i say that its him fidgeting and stimming discreetly

• favorite fruit is pomegranate

• had an especially hard time grasping the fact that hes gay because he felt guilty for being trans

• when he was outed, cupid also outed him as trans. when jason was the only one who knew, jason would pull him aside to check that he was binding safely

• listens to emo music but less like mcr and stuff hes more of a midwest emo listener

• always wears tons of jewelry like rings and necklaces because he likes fidgeting with them

• wears headphones around his neck for sensory issues, but also to block out the voices of the dead

• has very light freckles and a mole right under his right eye

• goes nonverbal when super stressed out and is prone to panic attacks

• get sunburnt very easily

• lets his hair grow out a bit to around shoulder length once he’s older

• got his ears pierced when he was little, and kept them in to this day

• got more piercings as he got older

• got a star tattoo to match will

sorry this is so long im very passionate about my boy

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

A Rewrite Suggestion For Beezlebub

The best thing they should have is to split her into two different characters. One would be the actual Beelzebub while the other is the sparkle dog who is Vortex's girlfriend. And even more Vortex's girlfriend is Cerberus who is Beelzebub's prized hellhound from a long line of royal hellhounds under Bee's service who take up the name Cerberus. As a result, the Sparkledog would have three heads to represent she's Cerberus and Beelzebub herself would look totally all bug.

The dynamic between Beelzebub and Cerberus is like slave and master to emphasize the systematic inequality in the system of hell towards hellhounds. Because although the current Cerberus is treated like royally there are various times it's shown it's very unequal and Beezlebub treats her like a prized pet than an actual person while also being responsible for the horrid system that is placed on hellhounds. I imagine that Cerberus often times tries to look happy but it hides the discontent she has being treated under Beelzebub who looks benevolent on the surface but is more self-serving than she appears and really endorses a corrupt system by getting her subject's minds off by giving the bread and circuses.

Also have it Cerberus being concerned about Blitzo's safety when it seems he's going too far but has to be subtle or she will incur Beelzebub's wrath by discouraging someone's destructive overconsumption. Here Beelzebub commits to her sin and eating out of misery also counts as gluttony for her and she endorses it. She even tries to talk to Bltizo about his problems and say eat and drink everything away. This troubles Cerberus who tries to subtly warn Loona about everything until Beelzebub shows a bit of her true colors by threatening Cerberus to stop discouraging people from indulging. Loona sees this and doesn't want Cerberus to get in anymore trouble and decides to leave with Blitzo. She says it was great meeting her and is genuinely hopeful that Beelzebub doesn't do anything bad to her after everything over since she lost a guest that could feed her sin.

Again the emphasis is on the inequality faced by the hellounds emphasized and how underneath the facade Beelzebub only cares about helping herself and benefiting from a corrupt system. It shows even the most pampered hellhound isn't safe from being mistreated especially being under a supposed nice sin. It shows on the surface gluttony seems harmless but is every much as destructive as a sin can be and shouldn't be underestimated due to her faux chill girl attitude that she puts up to feed off her subject matter.

[ohodie]

my camp half blood oc ^_^

YALL SHES ADORABLE

her name is odette van schmidt and she’s a child of dionysus ���

her story is actually rlly funny tbh. makes me crack up a bit. so here it is

basically dionysus met her mum (a rich socialite) at a party she was throwing for the opening of an art gallery, and it was getting late so everyone was going home. odettes mum looked over at dionysus and was like ‘omfg these old geezers r soooo boring. wanna hit the club?’ and dionysus was like ‘have my baby’ SO SHE DID.

9 months later she gave birth to odette van schmidt: the lying, unstable (possible future addict), drama queen JOY of dionysus.

by the time odette turned 14, her mum was like ‘right. this girl needs to get her ass to boarding school’ bc she could not stop CAUSING A RUCKUS. she was a menace during important parties and events- not because she wasn’t good at parties; but because they weren’t fun. while her mum agreed with her, she had grown out of her party girl phase and had to settle down.

well, odette didn’t fight her mums decision to send her to boarding school. after all, that’s where the craziest shit happens, doesn’t it? especially in new york.

so imagine this: odette van schmidt, the pretty girl with weird eyes and designer clothes CHOWING DOWN ON SPECIAL BROWNIES WITH HER ROOMMATE WHO LOOKS LIKE HOMELESS MAN IN A PRETTY GIRLS BODY.

odette could NOT stop getting into trouble. always sneaking off with her friends, partying her weekends away. by the age of 15 she had developed a pretty bad habit of taking a shot of vodka every sunday morning to get through the preachy ass mandatory services.

odettes mum had enough when she found out her daughter wasn’t taking her meds everyday at 8:00, and was instead lighting up at 4:20.

odettes mum had to call her baby daddy and tell him to pick her up for the summer. odette heard this call, and jumped to the conclusion she was getting sent to REHAB. so she ran.

she ran fast and fast and fast and fast. all the way from manhattan to queens.

ofc odette always saw weird shit. but she just always chalked it up to sleep deprivation, adhd, maladaptive daydreaming, and later in her teens: drug induced hallucinations.

after walking around new york aimlessly for 3 hours to escape rehab, her mum gave her a call.

“hey odette… can you come back home? bc ur lowkey a demigod and I WONT SEND YOU TO REHAB BABY IM SORRY I WONT ITS FINE YOU WERE ONLY SMOKING WEED ITS OKAY BABY-”

BOOM. hellhound right in the middle of the dingiest 7/11 in all of queens.

odette booked it- already terrified by what her mum said, and even more so by this terrifying dog thing.

she ran down at alleyway, hoping to escape the gross mangy dog, but she wasn’t fast or sharp enough to lose it or outsmart it. the hellhound attacked her from behind, ripping through the back of her shirt and leaving a scar that ran across the length of her back.

like that shit was BIG. like, from her neck down to her hipbone.

odette was vengeful thoguh. she was more angry than she was in pain, so she took out her pocketknife and started stabbing and punching that thing away. LIKE. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN PROTECT HER FROM A HELLHOUND??? but then the mutt started chasing its tail and howling like crazy, making it easier to put it down like an old dog.

and poof.

into thin air.

“alright what the fuck”

so there she lay- sitting and panting and wheezing in an alleyway, bleeding out. so she decided to pray,

“god i’m sorry for drinking on sundays! i’m sorry for using bible pages to roll! i’ll do anything to make it up to you!”

“girl, it’s fine.”

all of a sudden, there was this middle aged guy in front of her with the same eyes as her and the worst fashion sense she’d ever seen.

“i didn’t know jesus shopped at h&m…”

“jeez, you sound like ur mother.”

after 10 awkward seconds of silence, odette passed the fuck out. bc her back is a war zone. obviously.

when she woke up the next day, she was at the most rank hospital she’d ever been to. but all the doctors were cute. they were all blonde and spoke like poets and had such gentle hands. but they were wearing the most atrocious orange shirts.

good thing I’VE got STY-

odette looked down at herself. “are you fucking kidding me.”

orange was not her colour. it was purple.

after she got all healed up, two blonde 13 year olds who looked just like her arrived at the infirmary. “hiiiiii welcome to rehabbbbbbb”

“oh my god i’m actually going to kill myself”

castor and pollux eventually cleared up mostly everything about camp (after fucking around with their new older sister a bit more, of course), and proceeded to take her to get some food in her tall ass stomach.

she ate. and then she ate a bit more. and then she complained. and then she asked if her mum has her ‘crazy meds’. and then she asked for new clothes. and then she called her mummy and asked her for new clothes or perfume or anything. and then she walked over to the big house to complain about something again.

and as soon as she walked through the doors, screaming about how she can’t party with a torn up back- she was claimed.

“oh my gods odette. we have your stuff. its fine. it’s cool. you’re my daughter btw. and no drinking at camp.”

“… why would my mum fuck a guy who shops at h&m?”

“I DO NOT SHOP AT H&M, I AM A GOD-“

odette blanked. she wasnt really good at faces. much better with names. that’s what u get for being a history buff who can’t make eye contact i guess.

“… which one, sorry?”

“… dionysus?”

“oh. that checks out.”

[quietwingsinthesky]

Specifically: Sam’s powers coming back and having a hellhound who can sniff out when he’s about to get a vision and warn him about it before it happens.

hellhound service dogs

[chaifootsteps]

Howdy this is the same anon that had many incorrect speculations about Hazbin Hotel.

Here's all the things I first thought of when watching Helluva Boss for the first time

Premise

- They would visit different versions of Earth for targets.

- The reason their former targets wouldn't come after them was because all of their weapons were made out of a mix of metal harvested in Purgatory and Hell's brimstone this results in the soul being trapped in a Hell of its own making.

- Blitz started the business to track down what happened to his sister (and he got fired from every job in the city. )

- Moxxie is a theater professor that took up the job to find his parents murderer.

- Millie was a former enforcer turned Hell's Olympian that is a thrill seeker, her whole goal is to find a way to demolish angels.

- Loona actually belonged to Barbie Wire she was once a normal Earth dog before getting killed. Barbie transformed into a Hellhound, it's hinted at she once belonged to a human that Barbie cared for immensely.

- Loona's phone is sentient that is her best friend. She's constantly looking up Hell's culture and social norms because she has no idea how to act like a Hellhound.

- Loona is the social media manger that advertises their services.

-Loona is practicing using the Grimoire to give her phone a new robot body.

- She also has a big cosmic horror wolf monster form, she uses the Internet to look up Hell culture.

- Moxxie is studying necromancy with the Grimoire.

- Moxxie also uses music based weapons and his main ability is to puppet people with his songs, he also can boost his allies (Bard)

- Millie would have a fondness for desert plants and bad comedy stories.

- For some reason I thought Octavia was Stolas's and Stella's niece they took in after her parents were killed.

- I also thought she was younger like 10-13.

- Blitz is saving money to own his own horse ranch one day.

- That Stolas and Stella were swingers.

- Octavia would constantly be sneaking out on her own adventures to different versions of Earth. She's got a million ocs, Loves MMORPGs, and loves adult cartoons she shouldn't be watching. She also still plays with her toys and would constantly change outfits.

- A running Gag would be any pest animals (spiders, bats, rats, other hell born animals) would have a incredibly fondness for Loona much to her annoyance.

- Moxxie and Blitz would get into frequent verb barbs.

- Millie would journal and make stone carvings as a hobby.

I want to study you.

[possibly-in-wonderland]

Disabled imp with a hellhound service dog is this anything?

[warriorverse]

Obey Me Characters with a MC diagnosed with Autism (Pt. 1)

Obey Me x GN!MC

Lucifer

When you open up to him about your Autism, he’ll ask you for any accommodations he and Diavolo would set in place for you to make your internship the best experience

Makes sure your teachers are following said accommodations

Will research human resources on how to understand Autism better, possibly thought Autism Speaks was a good resource until you correct him

Introduces you to other nobles like; “This is MC, my partner.” Without mentioning your disability unless you are comfortable with it being known

Mammon

When you open up to him about your Autism, the poor guy doesn’t know what it is and asks; “Are you okay?! Are you gonna die?!”

When you correct him, explaining what Autism is, he immediately feels guilty for his reaction, and apologizes for his inappropriate reaction

Not many demons have disabilities in the Devildom, since my headcanon is it’s hard for demons and angels to gain disabilities, so Mammon would have to look up ways to help with Autism and ask you what your comfortable with

If you have a chore you don’t like doing due to sensory issues, Mammon will fight tooth and nail with Lucifer to get that chore instead, even if he hates it, he wants you to feel comfortable at HOL

He WILL listen to you ranting about special interests, and he will not judge you if it’s something like My Little Pony (it’s one of my special interests too), he’s willing to actually listen to you!

He will try to not baby you, but the first few days he accidentally babies you, so you had to advocate for yourself

If you have mobility issues and use accommodations like wheelchairs, then he would make sure every building you go to is accessible in the human realm and the Devildom

If no buildings has ramps, he and you will personally ask Diavolo to set in place a disability act like the ADA in America to make future human transfer students and interns with disabilities to have a safe place

Levi

Has watch an anime with a bad portrayal of Autism once but has been doing research if he ever gets into an online argument

So when you mention you have Autism, he would immediately make a small mistake by saying; “I knew researching Autism because of an anime was good!”

He has accidentally supported Autism Speaks, but immediately removes the website from his search history and computer tabs when you tell him how bad the company actually is

Will ask you before cuddling you suddenly if you two beige watch anime’s or play video games together

He will try to not introduce you by your disability

Back to back compliments

There WILL be late night sessions of talking about each other interests but will also let you have time to speak

If your into aviation, he’ll recommend anime with aviation

He will listen to you when you need someone to talk too, he has no one, so he wants you to have someone to talk too.

Satan

He already had a guess you had autism, some of his books from the human realm has Autistic characters portrayed in a good light with each character different so he already has an understanding

If you need a service dog for public spaces, then he can offer some places in the Devildom for training if you end up getting a hellhound

As I said before, the Devildom doesn’t have a lot of demons with disabilities, but some places have training for service dogs in place if the Devildom gets a soul that has a disability, unlike the Celestial Realm just, ‘curing the disability after you die’

Will recommend book series based on book genres you potentially love, he’ll help you with your room sometimes too.

(I will make Pt. 2 soon.)

[ankouartheadcannons]

I love the Loona Bodyguard Au idea!!! That would be so sweet!

Consider additionally: Service dog aspects within her job like Blocking in stressful situations or Loona detecting some medical imbalance the Au Octavia suffers like idk astral psychic energy or something Goetcia demons could have, and Loona having some kind of Working Hellhound vest 🐺🦺

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I LOVE THAT IDEA