#You can't convince me otherwise

[gothamite-rambler]

When Bruce Wayne social battery is drained.

Bruce trudged up the stairs to his bathroom during the dinner party, closed the door behind him, and sank down onto the cool floor.

Bruce (social battery drained): How do normal people maintain this for an entire fucking night?

He rolled onto his back, staring at the ceiling, counting the seconds until he could muster the energy to return to the chaos of the party.

Bruce: I am not in the rich mindset to deal with this shit anymore.

[hemi-demi]

I can't prove it, but this is canon.

[feluart]

I just need him to be happy thank you

[sayalaine]

After every interaction between Jean and Rhemann the only thing I could imagine was Rhemann pouring himself a drink and calling up Wymack like how tf do you deal with an entire team of this

[thatartiststudios]

I have no regrets

[otamega8]

[Meme redraw] Aizawa can never escape his problem children 눈_눈 trouble at any age!!

[lazyclumzycat-blog]

I believe PawPaw Dave would canonically come up with something like this. Trauma AND pasta? Come on, the man knows both.

[deep-swamp-bog]

So I've been thinking about Vesper and her siblings because of the episode. And doing some quick math Vesper is canonically 30 years old. And the way that Matt described the rest of the kids, they're All teens besides Gwen, who is a literal child. Which basically means that means Vesper lived the majority of her youth, the first 10ish maybe 12 of her life, AS AN ONLY CHILD before a rapid onslaught of siblings just started POPPING OUT. The amount of whiplash that this POOR KID experienced CRAZY.

[willalove75]

*y/n feeling under the weather and tired* *looks up at Alcina with outstretched arms* uppies? Alcina: *narrows her eyes at y/n* y/n: *pouts* Alcina: *scoffs, rolls her eyes and picks up y/n anyway* Y/n: *nuzzles into her neck with a content sigh* Alcina: *chuckles, shakes her head and kisses y/n on the forehead* what on earth have you done to me, my little mortal?

[losrsmoony]

chronically ill remus lupin not getting into relationships because of his illness. (he can't make out without being in constant pain)

regulus black not getting into relationships because no one respects his boundaries. (he's an asexual)

regulus finally met someone who actually respects his boundaries and remus finally met someone he can be in a relationship with without feeling like a burden.

[soukokuchild]

I don't know how to explain this but I'm pretty sure rintarou had a nightmare about a third miya twin at least twice

[the-medieval-husbands]

Imagine Arthur doomscrolling Tik tok in 2024...

Arthur: merlin? Notice how I haven't called you a clotpole in three days? Very demure. Very mindful.

Merlin: I'm taking away your phone.

[orengesz]

Who the fuck gave kym illman the living right to capture Carlos from this angle??!

HIS FUCKING HIPS. I JUST CAN'T RIGHT NOW.

Knees weak, brain is mush.

The hip bone, the little squish bit, his shoulder blade through the shirt ruffles, the curve of his lower back 😭

[romanticatheartt]

Rhys would sacrifice himself to save the world and let Feyre live

While Feyre would rather be no world than sacrifice him

And if there's no Feyre, there should be no world

[evilkaeya]

Everyone moved on but I didn't. Who came up with this? How did they tell the team? Did they just say "yea we're gonna make Chuuya lean really close into Dazai's face and surround them with camellias, the flower of love, devotion, and care" and everyone started clapping?

[honore-art]