#You can pry her gender out of my cold dead hands

[heather-chandlers-weirder-cousin]

success! You found a narrative reason for your OC to have ASPD!

[temiizpalace]

☆┊MONOPOLY? MONOPOLY.

SUMMARY: monopoly. the game infamous for destroying friendships and relationships. it wouldn’t hurt to play a game or two, right? how do your acquaintances suffer during the game?

CHARACTERS: all dorms (+grim)

GENRE: fluff, crackfic

WARNINGS: cursing

PLATONIC or ROMANTIC, PLATONIC ORTHO + GRIM

NOTES: my sister punched me in the stomach cause i bought her property

reader gender is not specified, reader is yuu

SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF THE GAME IN JAIL

no matter what they did, no matter how many times they wished to try, they always landed in jail. even when he’s finally free after seven knows many turns, he’ll pick up a card, and it says go to jail. jeez, what did he do?! this game sucks, i don’t see the appeal. is he so much of a bad guy the game wants to keep him locked up forever? its hurting his feelings. why do you want to keep playing?? can he just quit? he doesn’t wanna play anymore. fine. he’ll keep playing. just make sure you win or else you’ll get an earful..

spoiler alert: you lose and now he’s disappointed

riddle, deuce, jack, malleus, silver

LAUGHS LIKE AN EVIL VILLAIN WHEN SOMEONE LANDS ON THEIR PROPERTY

oh dear, how poor and unfortunate are you? such a shame really. oh well! fork over the cash, prefect! it’s nothing personal, just a simple game of monopoly. you can spare a couple hundreds, couldn’t you? surely you weren’t planning on winning, right? all is fair in love and war they say! he’ll make it up to you later, but it’s just better to pay— what’s that? no money? BANKRUPT? how sad. you snooze ya lose. better luck next time, you were no match to begin with. he’ll take what’s left, thanks! much appreciated 🫶🫶

he’s just competitive he’s sorry please don’t hit him with the board please— NONO WAIT—

ace, ruggie, azul, jade, jamil, epel, idia, lilia, grim

IS HOARDING ALL THE LITTLE HOUSES

they’re so cute! not very detailed, but he can make a nice village out of them! oh. you need them for the game? can’t you use.. something else? please let him keep them. if you want them back you’ll have to pry them from his cold dead hands. here, use these thumbtacks! they basically look like houses! why’s he so attached to the tiny plastic primary colored houses from this game? unsure, but he likes em. hands off <3

if you play on the floor watch your step

deuce, cater, floyd, kalim, rook, sebek, grim

USING THEIR WAD OF MONOPOLY MONEY AS A FAN

at first, this game seemed.. childish. however, who is he to say no to victory? just look at all the currency he holds in the palm of his hand, practically basking in wealth. tsk, tsk, wipe that pouty face off of your face prefect. he’s just playing the game after all. not his fault you can’t save your money. my, my, it’s getting hot! excuse him as he fans himself off with his hundred dollar bills. he would share if he can, but it looks like his hands are full. needless to say, he is suffering from success over here.

ace, cater, leona, ruggie, azul, jade, floyd, jamil, vil, epel, idia, ortho, lilia, grim (they all on my list. better watch themself)

BRINGS UP PERSONAL SHIT DURING AN ARGUMENT OVER PROPERTY

will bring up moments from each others past mid-argument cause they’re just petty like that. don’t look at him like that! not his fault you decided to ramble about your middle school days— HEY. DONT YOU DARE BRING UP HIS BABY PHOTOS. NO. NOT THE PHOTO. NONONONONONONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

pieces are in fact flung to the ground

ace, leona, azul, epel, sebek, grim

ABOUT TO FLIP THE BOARD

barely holding it together. he is this close to just grabbing the board and throwing it to the ground. he wants to tear up the currency and toss it down the paper shredder while screaming his lungs out. this game is absolutely SHIT. don’t ever bring it in his sights again, he will lose it.

riddle, jamil (depends), epel, sebek, grim

TRYING TO PLAY NORMALLY

it’s just a game guys, relax. sure, it’s not ideal, but let’s not try stabbing each other over a simple game of dice and money? seriously, it’s not that deep. as long as you’re playing together, he’s having a fun time. that’s all that really matters to him in the end! you’re having fun, he’s having fun, it’s a win-win. while chaos ensues, he’s pretty good at being levelheaded and the voice of reason so hopefully it doesn’t blow up in his face.

trey, jack, silver

A/N: monopoly almost got my cousin divorced fun game 10/10 would play again. so many fics in the draft hopefully they come out soon 🧌🧌🧌

date published: 8/20/24

© temiizpalace — do not copy, steal, or put my work into ai. thank you!

[island-ofthelost]

Transmasc Chase Headcanons :)

You can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands :)

-House was the first one to figure out that he was trans. When Chase's dad called in the favor for House to hire him, he used his deadname and feminine terms. House pretty much realized Chase was trans the second he saw him and didn't want to make a big deal out of it. He said something actually really nice like "Oh, remind me of your name again." so he could introduce himself the way he wanted.

-Cameron actually did not realize Chase was trans the first time they fucked because she was high out of her mind. But they discussed it when they continued their relationship and she was also really cool about it. She'd probably want to help out with his T shots and stuff even though he could do it perfectly fine by himself.

-He hesitated to tell Foreman because he felt like Foreman was the first person to ever see him as "one of the guys", and he admired Foreman and was afraid that he would stop seeing him that way if he ever came out, but he probably came out eventually and Foreman was also cool.

-Thirteen clocked his ass immediately. She probably asked him his pronouns and he got very flustered.

-A few little kids he's had on clinic duty have asked him if he was a boy or a girl (because of the long hair) and it always gives him dysphoria. It stopped after his cut his hair which made him happy even though he actually really liked his long hair.

-He mostly liked being described as "pretty" or as a "pretty boy", but a small part of him didn't like the term "pretty", and wished he could either be considered more classically handsome, or just be considered more masc in general. But he was mostly really attached to being pretty and that's why he only cut his hair and grew out his beard after a life shattering event.

-In a similar vain, House gave Chase hella gender envy. He saw him as a father figure and wanted to "grow up" (not really cause he's an adult but you get the point) and be like him, or at least look like him. And he achieved his goal! Yay!

-Rowan Chase was definitely super transphobic. That's probably why he cut Chase out of his will and didn't even tell him that he was dying. If Chase wasn't his daughter, Chase wasn't his child at all.

-He actually went to wherever you go to become a nun, not seminary school. The seminary school thing was a lie, but he got kicked out for the same reason (having sex). Growing up Catholic definitely affected the way he saw himself and his gender.

That's it for now. I'll probably have more at some point :).

[simonrilee]

COD Sexuality HCs for Gay Month

(Modern Warfare Reboot only for this one, Black Ops and Ghosts coming soon)

(if you disagree with any of these you're homophobic)

(not a single one of them is capable of being straight)

• Simon Ghost Riley: First of all this man is aro-ace spec, demisexual/demiromantic perhaps (what? no. im not projecting). Man kisser. He likes boys.

• John Soap MacTavish: That's a bisexual if I've ever seen one. Slight preference towards men, but for the most part, if he thinks you're attractive he'll hit on you. Man or woman, doesn't matter. I don't think I need to say much here. He's just a bisexual man, case closed.

• Kyle Gaz Garrick: Also bisexual, but I'm gonna say he's a bit of a ladies man. I just get that vibe from him. He is dancing with all the girls in the club, and they are eating it up.

• John Price: There's one of two options here. Gay, and Straight. I'm sorry, I can not see an in between. I don't know why. I think it's just one or the other here. He's either the gayest man you've ever seen (bear btw), with a husband at home, or he's very respectfully a straight man with a wife at home.

• Alex Keller: Golden retriever bisexual. Case closed. No preference. Might actually be pansexual but doesn't care enough to look into it. He likes whoever, and when he likes them, he's the fucking sweetest man ever about it. He's incredibly romantic. I have strong feelings about this one. Pry this headcanon straight out of my cold dead hands I dare you.

• Farah Karim: I also get demisexual/demiromantic vibes from her. I don't think she's even worried about finding a partner, tbh. She is very devoted to the ULF, and outside of that doesn't make it a priority to find a partner. As for gender preference, I don't think she has one. Very much so 'I'll end up with whoever I end up with and I'm gonna love them' vibes.

• Alejandro Vargas: Raging bisexual. So many bisexuals but you know I'm right. Look at him, and then look at Rudy, and tell me they're not married. As for why he's bisexual and not gay? Idk? Vibes. You tell me.

• Rodolfo Rudy Parra: Gay your honor!! Gay!! Gay, and married to Alejandro. That's it. He crushed on Alejandro for most of his young adulthood. He's still crushing on Alejandro.

• Valeria Garza: Lesbian! She doesn't care for men. Very 'fuck the patriarchy' as well imo. Very proud about who she is, though I don't think she advertises it.

• Phillip Graves: Homosexual. Gay man. Boy kisser. Extremely closeted though, even well into adulthood. Being brought up in the south, I think he was definitely raised Christian. He was also raised in a very conservative small town. Like, the closest Walmart is an hour away typa small town. So he's got a lot of shit to work through internally. I think he even has an ex-wife that he was never truly in love with. You couldn't pry this one out of my cold, dead, gay, country boy hands if you tried. I will never stop pushing the gay graves agenda.

- Anyway that's all for now, if you disagree that's fine, I don't care these are just my thoughts. I don't know shit about shit! So take these with a grain of salt. As always. -

[cat-shouty-13]

@braindos and @eazysneezy did some fem benbaro designs so I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring !

Meet Professor Ada Harebryane and Lady Pearl van Zieks :)

(A funny for you)

Some explanations for their outfits and names under the cut !

First off, their names !

Ada is taken from Ada Lovelace, a mathematician and contributor to the development of the computer.

Pearl is derived from the origin of the term baroque (which is a homophone with Barok) in that 'baroque' as a display of extravagance came from the term barroco, which describes an uneven pearl.

Outfits !

Ada is wearing a cycling skirt because I think being a cyclist fits her personality (and her and Albert being cyclists is a nice contrast against Pearl and Barok's preference to horses.) Her waistcoat is blue because Albert's is pink (while I could say that it's because of pink being for boys and blue being for girls that's more for babies and there wasn't actually as big of an enforcement of gender colours as there is now, but I digress) It's blue so there's more of a difference with Albert. Her hair is in a bun cuz you gotta keep that out of your eyes when you're messing around with electricity. The straw boater is just because I like it and people be wearing hats in the 1890's (I think tgaa takes place in 1898 and 1899) Her pearl earrings are a gift from Pearl, they're matching <3

You will pry big poofy sleeves out of my cold dead hands <3 Instead of a waistcoat Pearl has a sash-ish (?) kinda belt with the van Zieks crest on it. The crest is also the little gold thing on her hat the feathers are attached to. Her sword is still attached to her jacket like the original (why it was designed to attach to the jacket and not the belt idk, I also think the sash clasp thing he has is weird but that's not relevant.) Skirts match jackets at the time so that's self explanatory. The panel in the front is in reference to Barok's trousers (and that some skirts did have a similar thing) and also so that we can get a break from the blue. SHE IS STILL WEARING THE BOOTS DO NOT WORRY. Hat because people wear hats and pearl earrings because <3

[palesmokeisinthevoid]

Transfem Shrimpo Doodles and doodles for a…kind of self indulgent probably ooc au based on a Pokémon nuzlocke I’m doing.

Shrimpo and Toodles are siblings to me. Nothing will change this. Shrimpo will absolutely make fun of Toodles but if anyone else does she will throw her brick at them. She also lets Toodles paint her nails.

Poppy and Shrimpo <3. Honestly starting to sort of ship it but here it’s friendship. Poppy helped her figure things out. I’m imaging that when a few of the toons were first made they kind of came to the conclusion that they weren’t the gender that was originally intended for them, so that was fun script changing for Gardenview/j, Shrimpo was made real later on due to her…personality (I imagine the toons and Gardenview came before the cartoon, mainly to explain some headcanons, so some existed before the Cartoon such as the mains, the starters, etc. and others came from the cartoon such as Shrimpo), and didn’t realize a toon could be a different gender than what they were intended.

Shelly and Shrimpo friendship is everything to me you can pry it out of my cold dead hands. Ichor is pretty malleable so toons can change their appearance if they get a hold of some extra. Sprout didn’t have top to give surgery even before he realized he was trans but he gave himself the scars anyway because he thought it was neat…and now Shrimpo is in similar circumstances/j

Just Shrimpo and Teagan having tea. Nothing much to say here I just wanted to draw them

And now the weird au I have no name for

All these designs are based vaguely off of Pokémon and random ideas I had while doing a nuzlocke (specifically of a rom hack which is why the Pokémon are so mismatched) which is still ongoing.

Basically weird stuff happened, all the toons and twisteds got thrown into another dimension that keeps having other dimensions fuse with it to the point that this is just a regular October for them…anyway due to another substance in this dimension reacting a bit weird with ichor due to their similar properties it kind of started changing the most of the toons appearances and these are some of those designs

I got a Magikarp so of course I had to make Shrimpo the pathetic fish…and then the overpowered serpent. She started out with her canon design and then got the extra shrimp features…including arms. And also the marks from her skin, because I thought that would be fun.

Toodles ended up as a Togepi and the first move she pulled from metronome was FUCKING “Snipe shot”, so now she has a sniper rifle that no one can take from her because she can just summon it back to her. Not much changed much about her physically outside of her blush marks becoming triangles. The wings are just fakes because she got a new hoodie.

Rodger will one day be a graveler so four arms, not much to say. He is wearing alpha sleeper though since his suit got kind of…destroyed. By growing a second set of arms.

Razzle and Dazzle are a Galarian Yamask. They aren’t having a great time. They got knocked out at some point, Dandy found them and then got a terrible idea and enacted the first part of the idea on whichever one of them woke up first…unfortunately for Razzle, he’s an early riser. So uh, face shattered, Dazzle got lied to about the cause and then Dandy convinced him he could fix Razzle’s head if Dazzle just helped him with something. Razzle’s fucked up physically and mentally and Dazzle is just having a bad time.

CENTIVEE!!!! She got Venipede!!!! CENTIVEEEEEEEEEEE. I just like bug looking characters. She’s got a bunch of legs and three pairs of arms.

Shelly was the starter! Totodile! She’s got some croc stuff going on, nothing too distract she’s just a little reptile.

Cosmo probably would have come out normal looking outside having his caramel skins cheeks if he didn’t look a god straight in the eye. Now he’s gained their interest and if one gains a gods interest they can end up with some…new limbs or horns. In this case Cosmo got both since he ended up as Pidove and I wanted to incorporate the weird mask thing on Unfeasant so uh…Horn going straight through his eye! Fun!

Dandy is a Budew. Weird sleeve things aren’t sleeves, they are, in fact, a part of his arms. He’s got some twisted features too since…well, twisted dandy is dandy

Finn died in game. He was a Wooper, but he’ll be back eventually…the next time I get a fish Pokémon. Once that happens he’s never getting his legs back/j. Man is stuck as a mermaid…or Mayhaps a siren. Depends on what fish I get.

[cupid-roses]

It’s pride month time to start spreading my transfem Luffy propaganda with a few head canons about it (early childhood edition!):

Luffy probably never thought about gender for more than .5 seconds let’s be honest

But at the same time figured out her gender very early on and very quickly

Just kinda had that “it is what it is” attitude about it and then proceeded to move on lol

The first dysphoria experience ironically came from shanks ( the trans man of all time, you can pry that hc from my cold dead hands) from just calling her “lad” and Luffy was just like “ew that doesn’t feel right”

Makino definitely played a role in figuring out her gender as well. I feel like luffy had a lot of idolization of her and just thought she was the coolest person ever before shanks entered her life but also at the same time had a lot of gender envy towards her and that confused her but then proceeded to promptly stop thinking about it

She definitely knew what she was feeling and that she didn’t like being a boy but at the same time just. Had no idea how to explain that as a six year old. She couldn’t put a label on her feelings and what she was experiencing and that made her more upset and more confused

So as Luffy does she went to shanks about it

She figured it out very quickly after that

She then proceeded to shout to the whole damn world that she was a girl

“Makino I’m a girl!” “That’s nice Luffy, did you drink anything today?” <- average response to Luffy, kinda had a hunch after they caught her staring at dresses through windows for a good half hour

Her first dress was a gift from Makino and the first time she wore it she cried lol

Though I feel like generally nothing really changes about her appearance Mostly because she doesn’t really care most of the time, but I also feel like her dysphoria is the most up and down roller coaster ever

Got called missy when she misbehaved, and also just generally when being teased by the red haired pirates

That’s all I got for now. I got to let my thoughts marinate before anything else comes out.

[yloiseconeillants]

C H A R A C T E R P R O F I L E

(tagged by @elf-simp, and I am in the process of making more for my other characters-)

B A S I C S

Name: Yloise Elilswys Coneillants

Nicknames: She doesn't like them but has heard "Yl" (Eel) and "Lou" a couple of times at least.

Age: 34 (as of DT, presumably)

Nameday: 22nd Sun of the 2nd Umbral Moon

Race: Duskwight Elezen (Gelmorran)

Gender: Clown daughter

Orientation: Bisexual (Disaster)

Profession: Former Governess (fired), Former Customs Assessor (Promoted Laterally), Warrior of Light (Retired???), Practicing Chirurgeon and Speculative Botanist.

P H Y S I C A L     A S P E C T S

Hair: Dark, dark blue and some streaks of slightly lighter blue throughout. It's naturally a bit greyer, but she dyes it fairly regularly. It grows fast, and she has a tendency of cutting it erratically whenever something dramatic happens to her.

Eyes: Grey, though her left eye retains light poisoning damage since SHB. She's near-sighted and sensitive to light, so she wears tinted glasses pretty perpetually (in the soap opera, the lenses are red, but in blorboverse, she wears green lenses in the First since she didn't bring her own glasses along for the Calling - for the Wizard of Oz reference).

Skin: Also grey, acne-prone.

Tattoos/scars: She has scars from light poisoning cracks (they're sympathetic in blorboverse, since she wasn't there physically).

F A M I L Y

Parents: Julien Cibleroit, Gelmorran poet and highwayman who spent nearly two decades in Spirithold on false charges before escaping during the Calamity (there may or may not be voidsent involved in said escape) who is currently doing Crimes Too Heinous for the Redbelly Wasps in the Black Shroud, and Hersande Coneillants, a botanist originally from Gridania, who took an assignment in Halfstone to improve the crop yields in rocky soil conditions (she took the assignment in part to hide her pregnancy from her fellow guildmembers). Yloise has never met her father, and her mother died during Leviathan's attack on Halfstone after the Calamity.

Siblings: Vallerin Coneillants, aspiring magician who was on semi-permanent guard duty at Issom-Har to ward off graverobbers/adventurers. Yloise and Vallerin are twins.

Grandparents: ??? (she's been jokingly referring to the Centurio Yloise in Idyllshire as her grandmother but it's getting more affectionate every time)

In-laws and Other: Beatin was a childhood friend of her mother's and he and Yloise get on tremendously (two of them). Midgardsormr is NOT her dad.

Pets: An echevore followed Yloise out of Dohn Mheg and has haunted her steps since (its name is Elsie and it loves pixieberries and snuggling and biting).

S K I L L S

Abilities: Damage-forward scholar (she still has bane and miasma you can pry them out of my cold, dead hands thanks) who is Extremely Efficient at Spell of Boil Lungs. Healing, alchemy, carpentry.

Hobbies: She uses leftover alchemy ingredients to mix perfumes and collects tiny bottles to put them in - the issue is her labeling system is not always consistent so. Probably better to just leave her stuff alone. Is compulsively pocketing trinkets considered a hobby? She's doing that. She *loves* eating and will definitely seek out food carts in every city she ends up in. This is probably what's going to get her to the Dawntrail expansion, honestly.

T R A I T S

Most Positive Trait: She's trying!!!! Very good at the whole Helping thing. Keeps calm in drastic situations. Hype generator for literally anyone if she believes in the cahoots potential.

Most Negative Trait: Commitment to the Bit (and, in fact, Acceleration of the Bit). Has a tendency to ghost people instead of addressing her Problems (working on it!!). Poor judgment of character. Will revert to destructive coping behaviors after everyone thought she had worked through it (sorry).

L I K E S

Colors: Wine red, grey-blues.

Smells: FOOD. The smell of fried foods has led her to places she shouldn't have gone. Florals, resins, smoke, in that order for perfumes.

Textures: GROOVES IN METAL. Silk robes.

Drinks: Tea, wine, fancy liquors, cheap liquors.

O T H E R    D E T A I L S

Smokes: Every night. She smokes out of a pipe that belonged to a former party member who has since died. It's a grounding ritual for her (preferably on a balcony).

Drinks: She used to drink pretty heavily when she lived in Limsa Lominsa, and she stopped drinking for a while (HW to Stormblood) but started up again during Shadowbringers.

Drugs: Yep! Both professional and recreational.

Mount Issuance: Not Allowed.

Been Arrested: Lost count of how many times she was arrested in Limsa Lominsa (mostly bar fights) but she's on a first name basis with most of the Yellowjackets at this point. (Mistress Thubyrgeim has Not Lost Count of how many times she's been arrested).

[chaoticas-hell]

MY AFTG pride hc of the Foxes for Pride Month:

Neil: demisexual (canon!) But also demiromantic, this boy had not felt a single romantic feeling towards anyone expect for Andrew (he definitely just says he's andrewsexual until he learns about demi). As for gender, HE IS A TRANS MAN I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS Y'ALL CAN FIGHT ME (it just makes so much sense you can pry trans Neil out of my cold dead hands if you dare)

Andrew: gay (canon) but also greyromantic or demi romantic, I'm torn between the two but he defo didn't experience romantic feelings for anyone but Neil (i.e. the reason he thought Neil was a hallucination bc he had never felt something like that before and hoped it was because of the drugs but hahaha nope!)

Aaron: repressed bisexual, he knew from an early age that boys were cute just like girls but he heard what Luther was saying about gay people and suppressed his own feelings for y e a r s and acted out bc he never processed his sexuality for a decade (also Neil was an asshole and he didn't want his brother to date the guy he hated the most so of course he was against it, also because he realizes that Neil could hurt Andrew (re Baltimore) and that's not gonna happen, not on Aaron's watch no sir)

Kevin: bisexual (this guy is bi, he's so bi like- he's a bi man if I've ever seen one) (so bi he fails completely at trying to pass as straight, his giant crush on Jeremy was a dead give away) but he's definitely on the aro spectrum. He's definitely still figuring it out bc you know, romantic feelings weren't allowed in the Nest so he's figuring it out

Nicky: gay :3 (canon)

Dan: bi sexual but, to her huge dismay, with a preference for men (super satly when she realized this but you know she got Matt out of it so it was okay)

Matt: he's also bi, I mean just look at him. If he wasn't so in love with Dan and was able to, he would probably kiss Neil. He and Dan definitely talk about the cute people they see and point out cute people because they're comfortable in their relationship to do so, no jealousy here

Allison: a bi sexual queen! She doesn't realize it until after Seth passed however. She definitely made out with girls while drunk and just thought it was normal (sure, keep telling yourself that boo)

Renee: a fucking lesbian. Should've been canon (I saw Nora trying to force a Renee Jean thing, I saw that and I reject that)

Bonus

Jeremy: pan, gender doesn't matter at all to him, he loves all

Jean: queer, he can admit he is attracted to multiple genders but he has too much trauma to really look into it. He's also ace for sure

[brain-empty]

hello oomf what are ur gender hcs for kww im shaking to know

OUHH HIIIII :3

none of these block people are cis lets get that out of the way RIGHT NOW.

Ken: see im stuck between genderfluid and agender Ken...its either all or nothing i do not know......very transmasc tho you can pry that hc from my cold, dead hands. (pronoun hc: they/them. honestly idk why ive hit ken with the they/them beam i thjnk my brain just Did That)

Wifies: asking Wifies "what's your gender?" vs what Wifies actually feels gender-wise are 2 very different answers. He'd probably tell you he's a guy and not explain any further, but, deep down theres also girl somewhere in there. boygirl Wifies is real and i love her (any prns but he/she is the main 2)

Wato: stopped playing gender and forgor the rules. She's doing whatever tf he wants. (any pronouns forever)

[caelusproject]

So the thing about Clarice and Joey...

I'm just going on a HUGE rant here because I ship these two a ton and my exhausted brain wants to use this rarepair as an outlet hhhh

Okay so I am currently on my 8th or 9th playthrough of House of Ashes and I decided to take a look at the background characters. A bit late I know but shhhh. I decided to play as good guy Eric and make friends at the base but also look at the characters around the ones who do most of the talking. And what do I see when Eric and company enter the base and approach Joey?

Clarice opening her mouth as soon as she looks at Joey as if she's gasping. I'm reading a lot into it because I am desperate, I know, but look at it- (Putting the rest under 'keep reading' so I don't clutter your dashboard)

No idea why she did it. Maybe she was yawning or something, I dunno. But it's cute. And I mean, can you blame her? Sure, Joey likes to pull 'yo momma' jokes but unlike Merwin he has the charisma and social skills to only make those jokes when he wants to lighten up the mood, but drops it immediately if things get serious. He's a cutie and I would burn down a nation for him.

Anyways, during this scene Clarice keeps smiling at Joey. It's most likely because she feels encouraged by Eric's confident aura, it would be quite contagious, and knowing that she works for someone who pioneered a huge project that could turn the tides of war majorly could boost her own self-esteem. Or maybe she finds Joey's nervousness around Eric appealing, or at the very least charming.

Seriously, 95% of the time Clarice looks at Joey she's smiling or at least smirking. And yes, Joey doesn't pay her much attention during this moment, focused solely on Eric and his own embarrassment. But just look at Clarice's smile when Joey shyly shifts in his seat.

Let's take a look at Joey after the briefing, once you gain control of Eric. He's sitting on a desk behind Clarice, head turned towards her, whistling away as they wait. He's not directly shown looking at her in any of the cutscenes but when you approach him it's obvious. He doesn't follow Eric and when you trigger the cutscene you can see that he is looking towards him (where Clarice is) instead of the playing cards in his hands.

Alright, I know it's now time to look at their conversation in the helo. Notice how Clarice turns to Joey right away when she asks about the term 'Semper Fi' and when Joey explains the context of it all, she wants him to give her more examples. And even though she dismisses it all as some sort of boys' scout thing, Joey isn't offended in the slightest, merely stating that those superstitions exist to keep morale high and not leave everything in the hands of faith. They're having a very healthy conversation about their different viewpoints and I love it (plus how Joey's facial expression towards Clarice changes in this scene. It starts out with an unimpressed smile, turns into a serious gaze when he talks about his believes and then seemingly thinks the conversation is over and then he outright grins all goofy at her when Clarice asks further and then announces that it all sounds stupid to her. He looks like he wanted to tease her and succeeded).

Not to mention the parallels between the two. Joey get's shot during Dar's attack and dies in Nick's arms. Clarice hides in a panic and ends up stuck in the tunnels with a dying Merwin. She gets infected and slowly turns into a vampire. Joey's corpse somehow gets infected as well and he comes back from the dead, attacking Jason.

These two did NOT deserve what happened to them and I hope they meet in the afterlife to hold hands! *swipes away a dramatic tear*

And I know that most of the fandom headcanon Clarice as lesbian because of her and Rachel's chemistry. And I agree, but I personally headcanon her as a bi-lesbian, a woman who likes multiple genders but has a preference for women. Also Joey is trans in my headcanon and you can pry that away from my cold dead handsss-

ANYWAYS to round this whole thing up, I love Jorice. They shared only a fraction of screen time together but they have already wormed their way into my heart and I will cherish this ship forever, even if it's nothing more than a canoe for one!

Have some bad GIFs I made while writing this-

[nebulaegalaxy]

Hi im late but for the character meme, rapidfire round: naven, ramsey, zora, qibli and peril :3c

Naven:

First impression: oh he’s just a lil guy!

Impression now: the therapy friend needs therapy [still love him]

Favorite moment: it’s not even canon but “my epithet is twink!”

Idea for a story: :)!

Unpopular opinion: i actually like ac naven. he’s a lil shit but he’s one of my favorite lil shits

Favorite relationship: none really [unless we count platonic but i’m gonna go w the assumption we’re not]

Favorite headcanon: BOY OH BOY DOES HE ACTUALLY NEED THOSE GLASSES

Ramsey

First impression: scrunkly lil rat man

Impression now: this guy deserves a break holy shit [but i’m not gonna be the one to do it]

Favorite moment: oh! it’s extreme ee spoilers from ac! so i won’t say here so i don’t get yelled at by the portion of ee fandom that didn’t watch it

Idea for a story: [in the middle of trying to brainstorm nicknames he might call molly for yet another “[x adult character] would be a better parent for molly” au]

Unpopular opinion: i don’t think i have one?

Favorite relationship: him and zora and/or percy

Favorite headcanon: GOLD BLUSH GOLD BLUSH GOLD BLUSH

Zora

First impression: oh she’s kinda mean-

Impression now: ma’am i would like your gender [has already stolen her name]

Favorite moment: pretty much most of them, including in ac

Idea for a story: i honestly wanna try to dip into childhood friends stuff w her and percy. we’ve done her and ramsey [multiple times!] and ramsey and percy but.

Unpopular opinion: again, i don’t think i have one

Favorite relationship: her and ramsey and/or percy

Favorite headcanon: she has freckles! and you can pry that from my cold dead hands!

Qibli

First impression: look at this fuckin nerd [/pos]

Impression now: LOOK AT THIS GUY

Favorite moment: every time him and winter bicker like an old married couple

Idea for a story: uuuhh no thoughts head empty a lot of what i might’ve wanted to do has been done

Unpopular opinion: maybe we don’t go there

Favorite relationship: him and winter and/or moon [softly: wibli....]

Favorite headcanon: [chanting] trans qibli trans qibli trans qibli

Peril

First impression: oh she’s a little fucked up actually

Impression now: oh she’s just a lil guy!

Favorite moment: that one bit at the end of her book where she starts a sentence out loud and finishes it in a v stupid way in her head, making moon laugh

Idea for a story: i want her to actually meet her brother

Unpopular opinion: i’m not sure i have one?

Favorite relationship: her and clay [tho she still has some issues to work out]

Favorite headcanon: pan but doesn’t realize bc literally only clay is able to touch her w/o hurting themself

[thatshadowgastwhore]

the mighty nein as college majors

i’m back on my bullshit. :)

Fjord My man went in undecided, and stayed that way as long as possible. He just gives me that vibe. He originally thought that he’d go through with marine biology, and i think he actually got a fair way into that major before finding a better fit as a conservation biology major

Beau Imo, beauregard is doing the most over here. she’s a double major in law and library and archives with a minor in gender and women’s studies. like, she really said, of course i’m going to be a high powered, shoulder pad wearing lawyer, who specializes in representing women and queer people, but i also fucking love libraries, and you can pry them out of my cold, dead hands. i know that’s kinda a weird take, but i feel like a college au where beau is actually super into school as a way of fucking with her dad could be a cool take

Caleb If wizard is what happens when you make stem kids magic, then transmutation is definitely the chemistry of this AU. as such, my darling blorbo Caleb is biochemistry major. chemistry also has fire, ta-da!

Veth She’s definitely giving me chemistry vibes, and i finally decide don specifically, inorganic chemistry. I feel like her, caleb, yeza, and essek are all chemistry nerds with slightly different focuses, so they all sort of understand each other when they’re talking about their shit, but they’re all slightly confused by wtf they mean specifically, and that could make for some very funny conversations. yeza, btw, i think is in organic chemistry

Jester She’s got art/art Studies with a focus in painting. she originally went into uni undecided and actually took a few theology classes before saying, screw it, and fully committing to the arts like she kinda knew she would in the beginning 

Molly Our other art kid! While he entered into uni as a Musical Theatre major, I think he actually changed majors pretty early on to focus specifically on Costume Design instead

Caduceus Okay, so he entered college as a mortuary sciences major, but added a double major in botany. he’s actually way more into the botany stuff, but his family owns a funeral home, and he doesn’t not enjoy the mortuary sciences, so he just added it instead of switching entirely Yasha She’s a botany major! Her family definitely pressured her to do literally anything else, and she reluctantly added a minor in ecology in general so that she’d have broader options just to appease them. But flowers are her favorite, and she and caduceus have some very long conversations about them together

Essek Our final chemist! Essek is actually a theoretical chemist and, because he can’t leave well enough alone, has a double major in theoretical physics, just because he’s to fucking smart for his own good. his friends often have to drag him away from his notes, lest he get carried away It’s really weird that i put most of these guys as science majors, because i’m notorious horrible as science, and even weirder that a solid third are chemistry, because chemistry makes no sense to me but eh. They’ve got jester and molly to balance them out when they’re too caught up in their own heads, i suppose. Yasha, Fjord, and Caduceus are over there like, nature! and beau alone is shouldering the responsibility of representing all of the liberal arts and sciences and she’s doing it like a boss 

[connievalentine]

various mighty med hcs i’ve accumulated in my like. nine months of being fixated on the show;

(under the cut bc there’s a lot and it’s hard to organize)

getting the lgbt ones out of the way first..

• kaz - ace gay (i also LOVE genderfluid or nonbinary kaz..)

• oliver - transmasc bi demiro .. him falling for all his friends is real. xoxo.

• skylar - agender aro/acespec lesbian (you can pry calderans not having a gender binary from my cold dead hands)

• jordan - LESBIAN!! no one will ever change my mind. sorry.

• alan - i don’t have solid hcs for him but i do love the transfem alan agenda i’ve seen .. either way, he is trans. you cannot be a cis shapeshifter.

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now onto the other ones LMAO

• kaz is petrified of extremely niche things. he’ll go into a haunted house and be laughing on the way out but if he sees a balloon or smthn he runs the other way.

• oliver was the one who original introduced kaz to comics, but kaz got into them WAY more at first. (they were considerably easier for him to digest than books)

• during mm era i am a Strong believer that oliver’s growth spurt made him exactly an inch taller than kaz and this pisses kaz off to no end.

• jordan and kaz bicker like siblings, but oliver and kaz bicker like an old married couple. gus commonly says that he would choose oliver in the divorce (sorry kaz).

• over the summer, pre-mm, jordan helps oliver dye pink streaks in his hair and bridget loves it (she makes him dye it back for the next school year though)

• oliver is allergic to too many things to keep track of.

• kaz’s little sisters would force him to let them hang out with him and oliver just because oliver let them braid his hair or paint his nails without complaining as much as kaz. (he is VERY vocal)

one final one that may be controversial.. /hj

• i am a strong bridget supporter. she would Not be homophobic. like yes she’s a supervillain but she’s doing everything for her son?? why would she be bigoted. she’s evil, not corrupt. xoxo

i can’t think of any more of my Solid hcs and i assume no one will read this far but hiiiii if you did!!

[fxlling13]

Can you write Whittaker!Master with prompts 44,51, and 52 all together? I was thinking of something with both angst and fluff

HI HELLO! thank you so much I absolutely love getting requests! I just love writing for other people. Now there may be spelling mistakes and I tried to keep it gender neutral. Also I'm sorry if its bad, I tried my best :>

Summary: You get kidnapped whilst on your adventure with the master. Of course, she comes to your rescue. Though, you can't help but think you're a bother in her life.

Warning: blood, violence, self deprecation

My head rolled upright as I managed to pry my eyes open. Everything hurt. Why did it hurt. Looking around, I found myself in some sort of cell. There was water running down the walls, explaining why I was so cold and damp. Around the room, there were many human remains which definitely didn't help my nerves. More importantly, where was she master. We were exploring the planet together then she was ripped away from me. That's all I could remember.

"Oh, you're awake human." A grainy voice came from the barred doors. It was some kind of fish creature. With green scales and gills along its cheek. It unlocked the door and grabbed my arm harshly, tugging me out abd along the corridor. We walked for several minutes until we came to a large, bright white room. The thing sat me on metal chair and strapped me down, tightly.

"Stop shaking!" It demanded, screaming in my face. I recoiled, whimpering in fear.

"I'm sorry I'm cold. I can't." Grumbling, it carried on working, pulling out a wire. An electrical wire that connected to the restraints on me, back to the computer situated at the back of the room. Extremely confused, I swallowed down my nerves and spoke up.

"What's that?" Cackling, it trod over to me.

"That, child, is a trip wire. If the thing get cut, the whole planet goes boom!" Flinching, I just nod, not wanting to interact further.

"Shame you're all alone. No one left to help. Not that they could at all." It laughed manically, observing me for a second.

"You know? I was just supposed to leave you to die. I doubt your buddy is coming back. So why not have a little fun?" My blood ran cold as it drew in closer. Webbed fingers gripped my hair, forcing my head up. Pain spread across my cheek as it slapped me but I kept quiet, not wanting to satisfy its thirst for torture. Displeased with my reaction, it reached into its pocket and pulled out a knife. Oh great. Agonisingly, it dragged the blade under my chin slowly, increasing the pain tenfold somehow. Maybe the knife was special? No idea, I didn't want to know if it would kill me. Blood dripped onto my thigh, thick and hot. If I was in the right frame of mind, I'd if made an innuendo out of that. For some reason, I was now feeling very dizzy.

"Such a pretty littke thing. Shame I'm about to end your life." It growled, lifting the dagger high. During my panic, i could just about make out the tardis engine noise. The creature spun round just as the door opened. Out came the master, TCE in hand and after written on her face.

"Dont lay a finger on them!" She yelled, marking over. Laughing, the thing tilted its head before taking the knife and thrusting it into my thigh. I screamed out, tears running down my cheeks.

"What? Like that?" The masters eye twitched, this wasn't going to end well.

"Bad idea." She spoke through gritted teeth then shot the man, who dropped to the ground dead instantly. Kicking him out of the way, she went to cut my ties but I put my hand up.

"No stop! Don't cut it. If you do, it will trigger and the planet gets destroyed." Stopping in her tracks, she observed the wire and groaned. Nothing could ever be easy, could it?

"I know you might have a problem with it. But I don't. I'm not leaving you here." She told me, crouching before me. I looked down at her, my eyes still watering. Reaching up, she cupped my cheek and wiped just under my eye.

"I swore I'd protect you and I let you  down. Never again. I need you safe, with me, in the tardis." Setting her TCE to it's laser setting, she moved towards the wire.

"So, I know this might sound selfish. But I don't care about the world. I only care about you." And shd cut the wire. Immediately, the ground began to shake. The master scooped me up delicately, rushing into the tardis and hitting the levers as she ran to the med bay. Placing me down on the bed, I whined and tried to move but she stopped me.

"Okay, this is going to hurt." Closing my eyes, I cried out when the dagger was removed. She shushed me quietly, grabbing the cotton pads and disinfectant. Once the wound was all wrapped up and the cut on my jaw was covered, she stepped back.

"You should rest okay? I demand you stay in bed." Giggling at her assertiveness, I nod. Honestly, i was exhausted and still in agony but I wanted to distract myself. In times like this, I always wanted the master close to me. Yet I was too scared to ask, to sensitive for rejection. So I just smiled through the pain, not wanting to seem weak. Luckily for me, she picked me up once again and took me into my room. Without a word, she tucked me into bed and left. Now alone, I sat up and sighed. All I wanted to do was cry, I felt so useless. Always getting into trouble or being captured. What was the point of travelling with her if I just caused her issues. Rubbing my eyes harshly, I decided to stop the self pity fest and get up. Somehow. With great difficulty, I stood up and made my way to the console room. I hunched over, out of breath from the short trip. Shaking my head, I stood straight and scanned the room. It was empty, that was odd. Going to the console, I spotted something beautiful. A golden pendant that had galifreyan writing on it, with a red gem in the centre. Why did she have this? The master wasn't one for wearing jewellery. Picking the necklace up, I inspected in up close. It was honestly really pretty.

"Curiosity killed the cat. (Y/n)." Jumping, I turned and saw the master, stood in the entrance way. She sauntered over, looking disappointed.

"I told you to stay in bed. Its not even been ten minutes." Blinking up at her, I just shrugged.

"I'm fine."

"No you're not. You're hurt. You need rest or you'll make it worse. I know you're in pain." Avoiding eyecontact, I wet my lips nervously. My heart was begging for comfort whilst my head was telling me to keep the strong act up.

"I'm fine." I repeated, still not looking to the taller woman. She huffed, frustrated with my resistance. Holding her habd out, I looked at it confused.

"You have something of mine." Realise she meant the necklace, I let out a small 'oh'. Of course, I could of been easy and just give it back. But what was the fun of that?

"Now (y/n)." She was getting impatient. Did I really want to test that? As i said before, i wasn't feeling myself completely. Gazing up at her, I smiled.

"You want me to give it back? Make me." Stunned at my words, the blonds lips parted slightly and I did catch myself staring. She chuckled, letting out a breath.

"Oh (y/n). You make me laugh." Not understanding, I let out a squeak and I was pressed against the console suddenly. We were less than an inch apart, I could feel her breath on my cheek. My guard dropped and the necklace fell from my hand straight into hers.

"Right then. Bed." Of course, I was lifted into her arms once more. This time, I took advantage of the closeness ans resed my head on her shoulder. Feeling overwhelmed, my eyes filled with tears and I bit on my lip to suppress them. Instead of going to my room, she carried on and entered her own. I was placed on the bed. It had silky purple sheets and was dimly lit. All in all, the room was top tier in comfort. Almost perfect.

"Since I can't trust you to stay in your own room, you can stay in m-" She paused, looking over me and her face fell. Taking a seat in front of me, she frowned.

"Why are you crying? Does it really hurt?" Sniffling, I looked away from her in hopes it would help. It didn't.

"No. Well, yes. A lot. But that's not..." I trailed off, not sure if I was making any sense at all. Moving closer, she wiped my cheeks gently.

"I'm such a bother to you. You had to come and save me again. I'm so sorry."

"Hey, stop that. I'd do it again in a heartbeat. You're my person and I'm going to protect you." That just made me cry harder and the master panicked, coming to my side. Though, she made no effort to comfort me physically.

"Shh, i swear that i-"

"Why don't you want me?" I stuttered out, having enough of my emotions. They were all over the place. Most likely due to the injuries.

"What?" She asked, eyes wide from my outburst. Seeing as there was no going back now, I let it all out.

"You took me in, you do everything I like. You gave me the perfect room. You come for me no matter the situation. You even destroyed a planet to save me. Said you only cared about me. Said I wad your person. So why don't you want me? It's so obvious how much I want you, I don't hide it. Yet you j-" a finger landed on my lips, breaking my train of thought. Turning my head, I found the master smiling. There was even a slight tint to her cheeks.

"You think I don't want you? Listen to yourself. You think I'd do that for anyone? No. Only you." She said but my brain couldn't comprehend.

"So, you like me? Or am I just-" again she cut me off, hands cupping my cheeks.

"Would you just shut up and kiss me?" Turning bright red, I nod dumbly and allowed her to close the distance between us. I melted into the kiss instantly, my arms wrapping around her neck. She lay me down, subtly pulling the covers up as she did so. I was left breathless as she pulled away. Finding myself now tucked into her bed, I deflated, thinking I'd be left alone again. To my surprise, the master slid in beside me and pulled me into her hold. Her lips pressed to my temple.

"Now, rest up love. I need you in peak condition for our next adventure." Simpering, I hummed and nuzzled into her chest.

"Thank you." I spoke whilst yawning, finally giving into the sleep I'd been needing. She just laughed quietly, holding me closer. With a click of her fingers, she turned the lights out and settled down properly.

"Goodnight sweets."

[lonestarss]

🏳️‍🌈 for uh. Kaveh your genshin impact guy

oh hello!

so uh. kaveh. he's definitely the sumeru boy i think the least about, unlike most other 4ggravate fans. but i do still have Thoughts about him, so here we go!

he's definitely bi to me. someone who values beauty and love so much would obviously be able to find said beauty and love in all genders in my mind.

her gender is funny to me. always transfem (you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands) but everything else is complicated. is she nonbinary? bigender? genderfluid? binary trans woman? im not sure yet. i just know thats a he/she ass bitch and that she gets her hormones from tighnari.

i think she values self-identity greatly. it's one of the few things he has that always stays constant. along with that, she's very supportive of other people and their personal journeys. she was ecstatic when alhaitham came out to him before anyone else.