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if house was trans every scene would be like

house: i need to do a brain biopsy

cuddy: on your parient who came in with a stuffy nose? no.

house: [long pause] Cuddy. do you know the suicide rates for transgender diagnostitians

cuddy: ??? no

house: then why are you trying to raise it? i’m Doing the brain biopsy [already turning to leave]

cuddy: house. there’s no way our lawyers will-

house: [walking away] [extremely loudly] YOU’RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I HAVE A VAGINA

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i'd like to say my nana is in hell right now but i'm a mormon so i know that cunt is in heaven, unfortunately

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had to put how the house md fandom views chase into words

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I calculated the mean average height of every member of the gang. Why? Because. Uhhhhhhhh

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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sorry dennis bpd truthers but he has npd because i say so (i am qualified i get a psych degree in 3 months) and it’s the more accurate diagnosis by far. it has to be said.

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I think Mac should be allowed to have a mental breakdown Charlie “The Gang Carries a Corpse up a Mountain” style.

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when an artist has the most beautifully rendered art with skillfully stylized anatomy and most gorgeous composition but same face syndrome

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he looks superimposed 😭

HE'S SO ORANGE I'M DYING

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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

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when an artist has the most beautifully rendered art with skillfully stylized anatomy and most gorgeous composition but same face syndrome

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*gently caresses another man’s thigh*

warm? I see you are a top.

not many people know about “goldilocks code” from the 80s where queer men would have hot porridge in their left pocket if they were a papa bear and cold porridge in their right pocket if they were a mama bear

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you can’t interact with them. They can interact with you. Because. Double standard.

(That or they didn’t check your account before reblogging which is more likely)

When a blog says 18+ and I can't tell if they mean that they are 18 or older or you gotta be an adult to interact w them ... Save me... You reblogged my post what are you

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wait do you not think transandrophobia is a thing?

transandrophobia is totally a thing and is very real and I’m very against it? Ohhh nevermind I didn’t see the person I reblogged from. I was being sloppy. I’ll delete that. Yes, transandrophobia is real. I did not see the person above me and I apologize.

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Just sat down on a plane and realized I had something in my coat pocket.

Egg.

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