#You can ask me about them

[fuitgummybat]

Characters I’m normal about:

Alucard (Castlevania)

Integra Hellsing (Hellsing)

Akira Nishikiyama (Yakuza series)

Astarion (Baldur’s Gate 3)

Kumatora (Mother 3)

Dorian Pavus (Dragon Age Inquisition)

Taako Taaco (The Adventure Zone)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Dr.Stein (Soul Eater)

[tunakitchen]

35K QBAGINA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💥 MINECRAFT YURI 🔛🔝

clip from @pixiecaps

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[masterjacobofficialblog]

Master Jacob's headcanon voices

Introduction:

This page was created so that it would be easier for you to imagine the voices of my AU characters and observe their possible changes (as you can see, some characters temporarily either do not have a specific voice or a voice in principle), so in order not to get confused, this page was created for you.

Jacob – Aleksis Dorsey (H. Michael Croner) from Deathloop

Danny – JFK (Christopher Miller) from Clone High

Terra – KC (Dyana Liu) from the short animation Space Mission: Danger

Rolly – Blue (Zack Keller) from Dick Figures

Lalo – Laser (H. Michael Croner) from Pickle and Peanut

Mark – Kaito Momota (Kyle Hebert) from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony

Adult Unikitty – Twilight Sparkle (Kira Buckland) from MLP's fandom stuff

Adult Puppycorn – Red (Ed Skudder) from Dick Figures

Coco – Joyce Price (Cissy Jones) from Life is Strange

Oldstyle – Tinker Bell (Mae Whitman) from Disney Fairies franchise

Croissant (only her "Oh La La") – Bayonetta (Jennifer Hale) from Bayonetta 3;

Adult XQ-22 – Shawn (H. Michael Croner) from Craig Of The Creek

Adult kid of Flower Father and Mother – Foop (Eric Bauza) from Fairly Odd Parents

Dr. Bunny – Major Ghastley (Grey Griffin) from Con Corne Garne

Bonnibel – Mrs. Chalice (Grey Griffin) from The Cuphead Show

Arthur – JFK (Christopher Miller) from Clone High (two versions – original clone and his "smart" version from Spring Broken episode)

Gwen – Shego (Nicole Sullivan) from Kim Possible

Dallas – Dan Hill (H. Michael Croner) from Kiff

Leroy – Lightning McQueen (Keith Ferguson) from Cars franchise (when Owen Wilson is unavailable)

Fleur – Princess Azula (Grey Griffin) from Avatar: The Last Airbender

Rexflex – Jack Spicer (Danny Cooksey) from Xiaoling Showdown

Tre Cera – Tiny Tina (Ashly Burch) from the Borderlands franchise

Elijah – Belson (Roger Craig Smith) from Clarence

Princess Unica – Unity (Christina Hendricks) from Rick and Morty

Dr. Red – Principal Scudworth (Phil Lord) from Clone High

Inspector Hatstone – Amity Bright (Mae Whitman) from The Owl House

The President (current) – Roy Fox (Eric Bauza) from Kiff

The President's Ex-Wife (current) – Moon Butterfly (Grey Griffin) – Star vs the Forces of Evil; (young) – young Moon Butterfly (Katie Driver) – Star vs the Forces of Evil.

Mrs. Landlord – Giganta (Grey Griffin) – From DC Super Hero Girls

MF's Momma [Ellen Frown] – Parvati Holcomb (Ashly Burch) from The Outer Worlds

Daphne [Danny's Mom] – Cleopatra "Cleo" (Christa Miller) from Clone High (season 1st of the original show, not a reboot)

Adult Lil Bean – Po (Mick Wingert) from Kung Fu Panda series

Adult Robot Kid [Jenny] – Jenny Wakeman "XJ–9" (Janice Kawaye) from My Life as a Teenage Robot

Moriko [Master Misery] – Mr. Rat (H. Michael Croner) from Kiff

Bob [Master Malice] – Lord Hater (Keith Ferguson) from Wander Over Yonder

Uniflip!MJ:

Felicia (Uniflip!Master Jacob) – Princess Flame (Jessica DiCicco) – from Adventure Time

The Voice List (Unfinished Choice):

A.B. – ??? (Analesa Fisher) from ???

Mama Brock –???

Danny's Step-Mom [Carrie] –??? () from ???

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

[tam--lin]

In light of increasing anti-trans and anti-abortion laws in the United States, I am once again humbly requesting you inform yourself about jury nullification, your ability as a juror to vote against convicting people being prosecuted under unjust laws. Nullification was instrumental in legalizing abortion in Canada - it informed jurors can use it to help protect healthcare workers and protesters in the US, too.

[abstractfrog]

Happy 1 year anniversary to Mr Sherlock Holmes! Here's a litttleee celebratory comic from me

[courfee]

the complimentary james to this regulus

[choccy-milky]

sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )

[originalartblog]

Apparently much-needed reminder that reposting artists' art (by saving the images or screenshotting them and reuploading them yourself) on other platforms without the artists' expressed permission and without credit is theft and an insult to their passion and craft. You are profiting (in views, in attention, in feedback) from someone else's work and ideas, who do not get that feedback for sharing their creation.

If you are an art reposter, you are a thief and I have no respect for you.

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

[corpsentry]

pick your battles

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU