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Cute guy at the gym tried to make eye contact w me and smile multiple times. I found him rly hot . So naturally I adopted my resting bitch face and made sure I was as unapproachable as possible
#Ya I’m the problem#😐#he was so hot too but I don’t trust hot guys anymore I think that’s my issue#Like if you’re tall and have cute wavy hair I actually cannot trust a thing u do#W behavior like this I actually can’t complain I’m literally going out of my way to be man repellant
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bpd is turning nothing into everything, its knowing you’re being irrational and not being able to stop regardless.
#literally just started an arguement because he said love ya too#i need ″you‶ it gives me security#so ofc i lashed out instead of just explaining#god i’m such a fucking mess#actually bpd#actually mentally ill#bpd#bpd fp#actually borderline#bpd favorite person#bpd problems#bpd vent#bpd mood#bpd shitposting#bpd splitting
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like really at its core the problem with trope advertising is that tropes aren’t plot. they’re not a story. if narrative was a house, trope are just really pretty furnishing that make the house appealing to look at, but it’s the constructions of the house that make it functional, livable. ya fantasy has mistaken furnishings for foundations and it just leads to a mess of non-constructive plot with cardboard cutout characters who only exist to check off tropes; it’s to a point where even the more appealing tropes are made boring by virtue of existing as part of the recipe these authors are using to cook their bland ass books
#like it’s a plague upon society (aka me)#erm what do i tag this#ya fantasy problems#yea#bad writing#cuz it really is i’m sorry
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~ made another magic au Kirby drawing this is mostly about Sword and Blade :D🌊💎🔥I also wanted to draw the GSA members again xD🌟like the GSA members, Sword and Blade have magic too but they receive theirs at a certain temples of some sorts while the GSA members learnt theirs on their own ^^
💫Sword Knight has water magic and can create magic water wings like Sir Dragato’s. Unlike Dragato, Sword can turn himself invisible with his water magic while Dragato can’t. He’s more calm than Blade Knight and takes stuff more seriously than him, he’s the one who avoids getting himself into trouble.
🌟Blade Knight has fire magic and create fiery wings just like Sir Falspar’s. His hair can sometime change color depending on his feelings. Blade is a bit sassy he can tease Sword for absolutely no reason it’s funny xD sometimes he gets himself into trouble. He and Mace Knight sometimes even hoard hide food in the battleship Halberd all for themselves and this makes Captain Vul mad xD
#my art#sydney’s art#kirby#kirby fanart#meta knight#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#sir arthur kirby#sir nonsurat#sir dragato#sir falspar#sword knight#blade knight#hoshii no kaabii#kirby kirby kirby#kirby right back at ya#krbay#i try headcanon arts and that makes me happy but I don’t feel happy I feel like my art is a mistake and shouldn’t exist#idk why I’m so hard on myself#i don’t think i’m okay#i try to make myself happy I can’t my art is always a flop maybe my art style is the problem
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Has this been done before?
#i’m also asexual#so#ya know#there’s that#my period was like three days late and I was freaking out#and then i just stopped#and asked myself#why the fuck are you freaking out#period memes#period stuff#period problems#period jokes#periods suck#periods#period#period mention#period ment tw#period posting#period tw#period things#period talk#late period#has anyone done this already?#i don’t really care#this came to me while I was trying to fall asleep#apparently all my subconscious can think of as i’m falling asleep is tumblr
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Hey #GreekMythology tumblr, I want ya’lls help on something :).
So, I’ve been thinking about starting this massive project. Like, would take years and years work of writing and research and sheerly finding the time and motivation for. And as I was thinking about the specifics, I thought: why not bring others into it as well? Because as much as I am interested in a lot of Greek Mythology, there are things that are simply not my interests and might cause writers block and my goal for the project would to be as fun as possible. So, here we are.
What is the project exactly? Well, hopefully, it’ll be a long Ao3 series/fic focusing on the individual perspectives of various figures/events in Greek Mythology arranged in (semi/good enough) chronological order. I personally intend to write for Poseidon in his/my version of the Titanomachy and (maybe) some events that follow, if you want a little bit of an idea on what I’m talking about.
The limits on this are almost completely free, all that I ask are that each of your submissions are one POV only (and by that I mean your main subject’s POV). Why do I say this? I say this because that is what I want this project to look like. It doesn’t matter if it’s First, Second, or Third POV along with all the other variants of those three, my main focus is on the individual experiences of these individuals. Kind of like character studies, if you know what I mean. I’m intending for it to be mostly formal but I will absolutely accept crack admissions that I will probably put into its own series to Separate the Vibes for whoever comes by :).
Ultimately, this is a completely open-ended project that has absolutely no deadline. I’m about to go to bed so I can’t go into too much detail, but if you want to DM me or send any asks, I am completely okay with that and we’ll all flesh out the specifics we go :).
What is my overall purpose? Not only is this project made for my own individual purposes of learning more about the gods and other Greek Mythology writers, but it’s also the chance to spread the word of other writers. I know how hard it is to get specific audiences, especially when you’re shy, so this is a chance for your work to be stumbled upon. Each post on the eventual Ao3 fic will include your socials, how to find you, and your other general works on either ao3, tumblr, wattpad, or other :)
Can you participate even without socials or a tumblr page? Yes you absolutely can :). My asks will always be open to anons and I will do my best to give credit when I eventually post everything :). If you want to post multiple submissions or simply just want a trackable (between works) name to your writing, just sign something at the end. It could be a name, it could be a potential username, I don’t mind at all :)).
How do I submit things? Well, the best way would be to DM me :). I have a personal writing email separate from most things that would be perfect to either share a google docs with or to just send a copy-and-pasted copy of it. Otherwise, I take asks. None of them will be posted unless asked or we’re ready to so it’ll be safe to just drop them off in! It’s also where I take questions :).
Any other things to note? I’d really appreciate some other moderators and editors :). There’d only be like two or three of each and we’d have to know each other decently well before officially starting, but some help would be appreciated! Also, I’d like to keep a working ‘spreadsheet’ of who’s working on what just for people to see what’s going on :). Maybe some people can collaborate or it’ll encourage those niche writers to write :). A third thing is that most questionable stuff is accepted. I’d personally rather not handle all those things other than posting it so it might be a while until I can officially accept (consensual and/or graphic) ✨spicy stuff✨ but, other than that, I’ll take any of it (also, it’s Greek Mythology, almost all of it already happened). If someone’s willing to take over the ✨spicy stuff✨ then please DM me so we can work out the details and see if it’s a nice fit :)
Honestly, that all should be it. The main point is that I’m trying to start up a long-term project on Tumblr and Ao3 about what is essentially Greek Mythology character studies that not only allows for mass communication across a wide audience, but also (hopefully) gets some recognition for the smaller writers :). Feel free to DM me or send me asks with questions but for now, I shall sleep
Tagging: @bluebellstudio @thirteen-deaths-later @0lympian-c0uncil @happyk44 @h0bg0blin-meat @sworeontheriverstyx @deathlessathanasia @gotstabbedbyapen. Sorry if I tagged you and you want nothing to do with it, I just wanted to get it out there /pos /gen
#ya know this is the one time I regret deleting all my old accounts :/#I had such a large (ish) following on my old tumblr (neptunes-sea-of-writing btw if you recognize it)#that it’s kind of intimidating to restart again :(#need to do it tho. i just gotta#but I haven’t really written-#anyway that’s not this post’s problem#tagging everyone to try to get it out there#even if you aren’t interested#it’d be appreciated if you share anyway to get to a larger audience :)#i just. wanna build that community and know more things#as much as I’d love to tackle this project all on my own#I know I can’t and it wouldn’t be beneficial for me#but since a large portion of it is gaining knowledge#why not ask it from others?#tagging everyone to get it out there#also the general tag is going to be:#Neptune’s Big Ass Greek Mythology Project#bc why not :)#but seriously#consider it if it’s your thing#and if it’s not that’s fine#I remember being a small writer so intimidated to find people#and I’m feeling that feeling once again having started my entire platform over again :)#we’ve all got this. we’ll make it work /pos#greek mythology#also#you can write for absolutely any fandom#idc#as long as it’s one consistent pov of your focus character :)#also I’m like incredibly sleep deprived and tired rn ive been up since four am and its nine pm rn
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Palex Roadtrip AU
In which the “sightseeing” has very little to do with the actual sights.
#ya girl (gn) learned how to make gifs for edits now 😎#I’m about to make it everyone’s problem#also Pato’s cunty walk is my favorite#palex#palex roadtrip au#if this ever becomes anything fic wise it will take me approximately six years#so enjoy these random snippets that pop into my head I guess#if they’re even worth enjoying idk
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This is not happening. You are not going to the bookstore you are on kindle unlimited
#sorry my tummy hurts so I’m taking it out on randos. my bad#I think there is an issue w the rise of new adult which is essentially written at a ya level but with sex. which I don’t think is a bad#thing in and of it self but it is over saturating the market#however these books are not tbe only ones you can find esp if you lean more towards literary fiction#and the ai is not happening in bookstores straight up this is a kindle unlimited problem#warlock wartalks
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How big 🍆?
Dick too big
#like yeah this is a joke#but like was actually problem when I was younger#and no I’m not telling that story coz embarrassing#but just dick too big ya know 🤷♂️😂
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Gonna be 25 soon and all that I did was find out that I may have pcos 💀
#wELP at least I’m getting answers to what’s been concerning me since may#and it’s either that or some hormonal imbalance apparently but I have an ultrasound scheduled mid November#so I should get solid answers soon#but what made it funnier is when I told my friends we were laughing about how we all have either pcos or endometriosis#like damn the odds really said y’all are gonna be a little too in sync with each other and ya problems#but seriously getting slapped with some medical issues ontop of struggling with job hunting ain’t fun#LORD PLEASE JUST SEND ME SOMETHING FUCKING GOOD#I SWEAR ILL START GOING TO CHURCH MORE
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i am slowly but surely organizing my bookshelf here
#the problem is that well i simply don’t have enough shelf space for all these books….but im getting creative. i’m persevering#and most importantly i am going to make a separate pile for ya fantasy novels i bought in high school but never read#that will not be on the shelf lmao. i still want to try and read some of them and see#but i think a fair amount of them will be giveawayable once read so im not giving them primo shelf space#my problem is that even if the categorical groupings are nonsensical there has to be Some Sort of logical reasoning behind where each book#goes. which means creating more and more wildly specific categories#in order to actually use the space to its fullest potential#jules.txt
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hiii if i bat my eyelashes real nice n promise to make pretty noises can one of you come over n stretch me out on ur cock? thanks!
#ideally it’ll hurt but still feel good ya know?#anyway no one is hurting my sexually and i’m making it everyone else’s problem
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A couple various Magolor outfits (Clash cause I realized I only had half finished sketches of that outfit and also Yukari Yakumo from Touhou cosplay for fun) and also Oh hey yeah that thing!
Ummm let’s see, words are hard right now but I should probably give my explaining myself spiel and I’ve already been putting off this post for like a month and a half. Clash outfit was fairly self-evident; I thought it looked good with the red added (apple colors hehe) and I of course couldn’t resist throwing some classic lolita in there. Unlike his usual outfit there’s not space for his wings to stretch out in the back bc Clash is like. Theoretically it’s chill but they’ve got a lotta post-traumatic stress/paranoia/insecurity that morphs into weird tension with the main gang back in the usual universe and then doesn’t fully start getting resolved until after Star Allies (I have other sketches of this outfit - and just other Magolor doodles in general; particularly I’ve been trying to figure out digitigrade leg posing - but I don’t feel like posting them here so I guess you can find them at um. Kirby live radio wiki community feed)
Yukari outfit I had the idea for cause I was thinking abt qi lolita again. Not much to say aside from I figured out why they don’t ever give her the parasol with this dress; it is a distressing amount of light pink to deal with and between that and the pose and parasol shape I sweated my way through most of this piece lol
Aaand Magolor Epilogue a.k.a. self-recognition through the other (derogatory) ….. TWO!! I had the idea for Master Crown boss to bear an uncanny resemblance to 2nd phase Magolor/Magolor Soul a long time ago but like. Turns out it was scarily close already; I just had to add a head and a couple fingers.
Ok that’s it see you in a half hour byeee
#art#digital#kirby#magolor#master crown#kirby gijinka#Magolor epilogue spoilers#implied body horror#by which I mean like. if you combine the images of Magolor soul and master crown tree the eye mouth is kinda freaky but it’s also just tree#I was not satisfied with like particularly the legs (and also the bonus sketches) on the clash drawing so I put off posting for a whiiiiile#currently I’m hung up on Marx gijinka (again) and also theoretically I should design post-canon default outfits for Mags and Elfilin#but it’s tricky cause I don’t have much to go on (for the outfits)#I would like to do Marx and Kirby gijinka (for interactions’ sake) but the problem I’m facing with those is#I don’t have a personal spin on them to work from at the moment so I’m indecisive and don’t wanna just take from other’ designs too much#oh ya also I still wanna do a Magolor tree boss fight ultra sword painting at some point but I have no background for reference#cause the camera would be the opposite direction from the ingame camera#story wise been thinking about his legs but don’t have any concrete stuff yet#also given that this is like. genderqueer agab reclamation trans allegory or whatever I think I can mention that I had that idea that#before he came up with Magolor his name was Magpie#thanks to that one random fic that got his name wrong as a throwaway joke that meant everything to me#fun magpie facts: their scientific name (of the Eurasian magpie at least) is pica pica yes like pikachu’s cry#the name magpie is a shortening of ‘Maggie pie’ because Europe was going through a weird bird names phase a few centuries ago#(and I was already calling him Maggie lol)#and magpies are the only birds to ever pass the mirror self-awareness test#also they don’t prefer shiny things that’s just a myth#thematically relevant one though. folks you ever get so obsessed with a magical crown that it gets obsessed with you back
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#but really I am sad bc yeah I’m gonna always pick me but omg I’m fucking tired#I actually kind of mean the arranged marriage thing bc I really hate dating disappointment#and I’m never going to sit there and beg anyone for anything. not even an ego or pride thing but a self awareness thing like#come to me w self awareness and emotional intelligence so you can recognize your own faults and we can talk through it#but fleeing like that just shows me you have hella work to do in therapy and you’re not ready and neither are you what I need atm#but ya it hurts especially when I’ve done a lot to not be so black and white in a situation and the person still got in their own way#maybe I just need to not date anymore. like I really am ok if I end up single forever and I’m also just tired and sad but#I really am ok w being single and doing my own thing bc I refuse to lower my standards and accept anything less than what I know I deserve#so anyways I think I’ve just solved my problems#me
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i want to watch daisy jones and the six but i also want to watch the bear but i also want to watch heartstopper season 2 and what about arcane or extraordinary attorney woo or what about—
#do you see my problem!!!#my solution thus far: not start Anything#😔😔 what can ya do#jess.txt#well at least i’m reading daisy jones. that’s Something
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#not to sound like a broken record#i know this has already been talked about a lot in current fandom discourse#but all the tommy love also comes from a place of#misogyny (buck’s m/f relationships failed bc the women weren’t good enough. but his first m/m is perfect and destined and tommy is god)#(even though we know next to nothing about them as a couple. cough 1 kiss and 1 failed date cough cough)#and biphobic concepts (buck’s only relationship/partner that is worth shipping and love and fandom time is the m/m one)#(if he’s with a woman he’s not worth our time? the relationship/partner isn’t worth our time. right?)#some people kinda sounding like the conservative haters right now#oliver stark’s voice shouting from afar: he isn’t gay! he is bisexual! he still likes women!#some people like to celebrate bi buck (as we should) but then erase his previous gfs#in favour of this 1 man he’s shared literally 4 scenes with. okay#<- <- <- i drafted this like 6 hours before that interview came out. ollie came to back me up with the ‘he still likes women’ lmao#him dating a guy now does not erase or dismiss his previous m/f relationships or that he’s still into women#one final comment. any time buck got with a girl it was ‘they need to break up immediately’#‘she’s not right for him’#he’s with his first guy and it’s ’they should be endgame’#‘they’re perfect together’#huh?? one. we barely know tommy/them together#two. what exactly makes them endgame material? bc they’re both men? cough biphobic misogyny fetishization cough#three. it would be objectively hilarious if he realises his sexuality and within 2 weeks is dating a guy for the first time#and then that guy ends up being his endgame forever partner. lmaoooo that would be so dumb sawry#not to mention it would kinda lean into the biphobia and misogyny mentioned above#in that it would suggest that his problem with finding love previously was… women#and this problem is now magically fixed because… man#four. not to be a buddie endgame truther but if all the vocal support means this is what we get instead#instead of Them. i’m out see ya bye bye#i am sooooo reading way too much into this but oh well
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