maggots go sleep
dear maggots i know for a FACT that it is past midnight for a lot of you fuckers, I've been going through my notifs and even I got sleepy enough that i'm taking a break and I'm going to nap and it's 3 in the afternoon where I am. if im sleeping im going to yell at you all to sleep too, because sometimes the crazy adopted child must take care of his internet family.
IF IT'S PAST 11 PM WHERE YOU LIVE CLOSE TUMBLR AND GO TO SLEEP YOU BEAUTIFUL IDIOTS I KNOW HOW SLEEP DEPRIVED YOU ARE. NOPE SHUSH-SHUSH-SHUSH NO EXCUSES GOODNIGHT. IF YOU HAVE INSOMNIA GO CUDDLE WITH A PILLOW OR SOMETHING GET OFF THE INTERNET IT'S GOODNIGHT BYEBYE TIME, AS I TELL MY DOGGY SISTER. Here's a photo of her sleeping. Are you inspired? GOOD. GO TO SLEEP. DREAM OF FLUFFY CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE THINGS. NIGHT NIGHT.
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I once again have to remind all of you sleep deprived mfs to GO. TO. FUCKING. SLEEP. YOU. ARE. NOT. BATMAN.
@finnslay @isthataraccoon @inmyheaddd (you three are the only one ik so far who does not have a proper sleep schedule) + ALL MY MOOTS + EVERYONE ON TUMBLR + EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
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HYPE, sleep, friendo, r u like ok
HELP HOW AM I HYPE AND SLEEP AT THE SAME TIME 馃槶
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I don鈥檛 need sleep 馃樃 -馃
Ooc: You do need sleep mate,
Everyone does,
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I love that all I need to do to summon @lokislittlesigyn is reference cruella
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Remember. If it鈥檚 3:30am and you鈥檙e depressed and don鈥檛 want to live any more.
That鈥檚 just a ghastly brain lie, please just go to sleep. Just trust me. I鈥檓 correct.
Your mind is playing a mean prank on you and it鈥檚 filled with lies. If you still feel like death in the morning you can come and yell at me about it.
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Vivi: When's the last time you slept?
Arthur: Uh... a few days ago, think.
Vivi: A few- how many?!
Arthur: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Vivi: What you need is sleep!
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I couldnt get a hour of sleep so I decided to do this
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Your daily reminder to go to sleep! :)
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I'm done with my homework for tonight
Good
And you need to know i avoided this purposefully ;) and I'll do it again.
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MAGGOTS. GO. SLEEP.
Can't believe I'm doing this again but I know a lot of your timezones and I know MANY OF YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN AWAKE PERSON RIGHT NOW.
AND A LOT OF YOU, IT MAY BE DAYTIME BUT YOU'RE SLEEP DEPRIVED. MMHM. YOU AS WELL.
Yes, you, reading the fanfic, we've all been there, close the tab. It's something to wake up to and read in the morning or after your nap.
You watching the David Tennant video on youtube, hush now, close it. I can assure you that he will still be there when you wake up, more gender than ever. So will Michael Sheen.
You authors writing the fic, we love you for your effort but we need you to be healthy and alive okay? Same for you artists, yes, it looks beautiful, put it aside. You'll see it better after sleep. All you editors, too.
All of you. The science students, the musicians, the retail workers, the dreamers, the weirdos, the nurses, the doctors, the lovers, the oozing slugs through life folks, the zombies, the adults, the retired, the teenagers, all of you. Get some sleep.
If you cannot now, take a hug, or a smile if that's more comfortable. When you can, go to sleep.
When you can, shut your eyes, and I promise we will be waiting on the other side.
Here's all my love for you *hands it over carefully* there, it'll keep you safe while you dream.
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Sleep he comes grabs me
Kicking and screaming
I鈥檓 not ready yet
I鈥檓 not ready yet
I still have things to do
I have to look into her eyes a little longer
I have to make her smile just one more time
Look look now she鈥檚 yawning too
I鈥檒l grab a blanket and wrap us both
Jeez she is so warm, she鈥檚 drifting in and out of sleep
She sleeps so peacefully
I love being the protector
She is finally asleep
Sleep!
Sleep!!
There you are, now take me to my woman
No fuss no fight
Just us loving in our dream world
Ok, haha.. you need some sleep after reading that
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I cannot with his ass
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Me, beating all you late nighters with a pillow: GO! TO!!! SLEEP!!!!!!!!
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sleep
if your trying to get sleep but cant try Imagining someone you like and is nice. near you and helping you fall asleep. from either you laying on their lap and them patting your head or think of something good that happened when you were with them.
please try to get some sleep even if it's an hour
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