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you know what I do when I don’t like a character?

I don’t talk about them.

I don’t go into their tag.

If I see an edit of them, I ignore it.

I may even blacklist their name if the dislike is strong enough.

you know what I don’t do when I don’t like a character?

go in their tag

reblog edits of them just to complain

make posts about them

in general, I don’t waste my time and breath on them

it’s….it’s a remarkably simple concept

it makes life a whole lot nicer

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I’m curious, given the length of time I’ve had my own online moniker:

Please reblog for sample size!

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Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

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It's all fun and games and laughing at BookTok until you can't get on AO3 anymore, as someone who likes both romance and fanfic.

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TFW the medical problem you’ve been actively ignoring for weeks finally passes the threshold of too-painful-to-ignore :(

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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i think some people get so obsessed with wanting to be a fandom famous fic writer that they make themselves miserable like they obsessively check their own stats and the stats of fics they consider to be their “rivals” (?????) and go to ridiculous lengths to “win” some imaginary competition as if it’s not supposed to be about fun and the love of creating. on the other side it’s totally a catch 22 because the people who have accidentally written the ‘fandom famous’ fics often end up miserable because it opens them up to lots of criticism and it feels like their next fics have impossible standards to live up to. step away from the ao3 stats page you’ll be so much happier i promise

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Thinking about Romeo killing himself through poison (more passive, "woman's weapon) Vs Juliet having to kill herself with a knife (more active, images of falling on your sword, typically masculine concepts)

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Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.

It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.

I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.

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TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS as Early 2000s Barbie Games (x,x)

-ˏˋHappy Belated Birthday @sprolden´ˎ˗

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*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

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I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more “love” to their sentences and then one girl just said “its not that great”

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what if you were a BISEXUAL and your bf nearly DIES and then he leaves you to become JESUS and then your hot gf gets KIDNAPPED and your little sister becomes a DICTATOR and you grow a BEARD

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I wish I could passive aggressively drink tea

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Here’s something I spent way too much time putting together that I don’t know what to do with now … I’m kind of proud of it though lol

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ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3