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โI think heโs forgotten his roots.โ Gill, youโre so right for that. The way heโs getting the ick over tinned peaches and acting like heโs above them is ://
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They're tasty :3
what are maryland cookies and why do people keep calling you them
i don't know. something british
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a cruise ship broke down with passengers on it and people haven't been able to go home for months.
the ship's called The Odyssey. i mean. what did they expect.
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Blocking you for blazing a stupid post
And that is your cock right farewell sir
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"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."
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If you think I'm funny, wait until you see how unfunny and annoying I am
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If you think I'm funny, wait until you see how unfunny and annoying I am
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Tim: Can you pass me the coffee, please?
Dick: Isn't this like, your fifth cup this afternoon?
Tim: I could've sworn I said pass the coffee, not the judgement.
#no#bad#tim is not healthy#do not compare yourself to him#< oh thats a shame then#we're certainly alike in coffee habits though
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Interactions that probably happened in California at least once
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