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"Trump can shove his pardon up his ass,"

said Jason Riddle, who had been sentenced to 90 days in prison for two misdemeanor offences. Pamela Hemphill, a 71-year old woman, also refused her pardon with the words "The message is, if I took a pardon that what I did was OK. They were criminals. They broke the law. I broke the law. Pay the price." - source link

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Fatass cat i found during a walk

AWWWWW CUTE KIBTYYYYY

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I just really hate Thing You Like. It's sooo stupid and poorly-written and all the fans are dumb idiots for liking it 😂

#Blorbo Blingus especially is such a bad character but Blorbo fans can't tell because they're stupid #Thing You Like #TYL #Blorbo Blingus #Blorbo from Thing You Like

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MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty fucking hard but why not.

1:A song you like with a color in the title

2:A song you like with a number in the title

3:A song that reminds you of summertime

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD

6:A song that makes you want to dance

7:A song to drive to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol

9:A song that makes you happy

10:A song that makes you sad

11:A song that you never get tired of

12:A song from your preteen years

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding

15:A song that is a cover by another artist

16:One of your favorite classical songs

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18:A song from the year that you were born

19:A song that makes you think about life

20:A song that has many meanings to you

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22:A song that moves you forward

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to

24:A song by a band you wish were still together

25:A song by an artist no longer living

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love

27:A song that breaks your heart

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29:A song that you remember from your childhood

30:A song that reminds you of yourself

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One day I wanna be rich enough that I can just like. Give away hundreds of thousands of dollars every year in like scholarships or grants or whatever. That when I see someone make a post like “hey can I get $50 for groceries” I can just donate $1000. Or tip my server their rent money. Like that’s the dream

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How must it feel,

to be the last of your kind?

To know that you’re the only one?

To look around and see nothing but bodies,

your friends and family cut and sold?

A lone oaken pillar in a field of fallen comrades,

Watch as they’re chopped and cut and sold and burned.

The last wooden soldier standing at attention,

for a fallen army of green and brown.

Their blood and limbs scattered across a clearing,

Sap growing hard and branches decaying.

Deep marks in the ground,

machines of war to cut you down,

And use your body.

Become paper, pulp, pencils, and mulch.

Scatter your seeds across the ground,

feed this endless loop of death and suffering.

And yet you stand alone.

You were spared. But why you?

Why were you left when everything else was razed?

Do you know the legend of the curvy tree?

You were spared for your differences!

What changes you, what makes you special

So celebrate your uniqueness,

For it may well save you.

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Toads & Mushrooms

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Btw this is an invite for everyone to send pictures of their pets my way

I need to see the cute animals

No thoughts just cat pictures and music

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No thoughts just cat pictures and music

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"Oh boy, I really shouldn't click that button that allows me see the post I specifically have filtered out because I know it will disturb me."

Morbid curiosity:

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He really said 🦖🦖🐓

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Listen if the study of ancient humans doesn’t make you at least a little bit emotional idk what to say.

I started crying today at the museum because they had reconstructed the shoes of Otzi the iceman.

Either he or someone he knew who cared about him made these shoes out of grass and bear skin and twine and he was wearing them when he died over five thousand years ago.

And a Czech researcher and his students did reconstructions of these shoes and wore them to the same place where he died to test them out and they were like yep! These shoes are really cozy and comfy and didn’t give us blisters while hiking!

Is that not just the coolest shit ever????

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It's going so good 👍

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Garlic parmesan chips save me

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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!