#PUT DOWN THE CAFFINE

[netheris]

Me, beating all you late nighters with a pillow: GO! TO!!! SLEEP!!!!!!!!

[chisatowo]

I love unit swap Kohane sm I can't wait until I finally get around to drawing her I wanna make her look like she hasn't slept in 3 years and got thrown down a flight of stairs

[boozenboze]

Dose of Caffine

Tf 141 x Male reader

Summary:Being a Captain in the military causes a lack in sleep.Drinking some coffee could convince them to stay awake, while a certain someone encourages them to sleep

Captain John Price x Male reader

Being one of the captains on the base was tough. No matter what you always have papers to sign and recruits to put in line. Feeling his body beginning to relax. He pushed himself out of his seat and made his way to the kitchen. He grabbed a coffee mug from the cabinet, as well as some fresh dark roasted coffee beans. Once the coffee finished brewing he poured himself a cup and let it cool for a moment. l took a sip of it and sighed at the comforting warmth traveling down my throat. After I finished, my heart was beating much faster and I felt more awake. “I’ll be able to finish those papers, hopefully.” I said to myself as I went back to my office.

M/n’s body was slouched over his desk. He had fallen asleep and some of his drool dripped onto the papers. Sure the Caffine should’ve kept him awake but it seems that it failed. His light snores could be heard because of the silence in the room,besides the slight crackling noises of a candle that he had lighted. The rhumps of his heart got louder until his eyes snapped open.

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The male jolted up, eyes averting in every direction. He looked down at his paper that had small drops of his drool. He sighed as he wiped the excess of, leaving the paper slightly damp. He glanced at his coffee for a moment before sighing. He suspected that he hadn’t been sleep long since the mug was still warm. It was about to be a long night.

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How long has it been now... 2 hours? Its 3 am now and I feel tired.I really wanna get this shit done now. I understand im a Captain but jeez, I think my eyes wanna pop out their sockets. I don’t know how much longer i’ll be sitting here, I just hope it’s not for long. My sleeping schedules already been fucked up for the last few days, I think I’ll start going crazy if I don’t sleep.

The male hadn’t slept at all that night. The amount of caffeine he had consumed the previous night made his adrenaline high. Not to mention he was anxious and it didn’t help that his heart was still pounding against his chest. He had dropped off the documents to their respected places and took a breath kf relief. After that he had his breakfast and downed a tall glass of orange juice.It was sweet, not to mention healthy. Despite that, the taste of that french vanilla dark roast still lingered in his mouth, and gave him an itch to drink some.

A sip of coffee wouldn’t kill him right? It’s just coffee,plus it was his favorite flavor. Then with a splash of milk made it so much better. The h/c haired male stood up and went to the coffee machine. Someone must have dumped out the coffee he had made the previously since the pitcher was empty. He sighed and repeated the process he had done the previous night. Just as he was about to take a sip a familiar voice filled his ears.

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough C/n?” The voice said, M/n looked and saw John Price. The two knew each other quite well and M/n chuckled lightly, blush dusting his face.

“Hey Price...didn’t see ya there.” M/n said as Price took the cup out his man making the h/c haired male sigh.

“Price come on, it’s french vanilla it’s the best flavor!” M/n complained as Price put the coffee to the side.He examined the males face and saw how red his eyes were, which made his gaze soften.

“Did you sleep at all L/n?” Price asked as he gently put his hand on the males cheek, which made him hum and lean into the mans touch.

“Negative, had to finish those damn files and documents so I couldn’t.” M/n responded as Price hummed to himself, stroking the males cheek before leaning in and kissing him on the tip of his nose.

“Lets bring you to bed eh, your gonna need it.” Price spoke as M/n nodded in response, allowing the man to lead him to his room.

“Can I have my coffee afterwards though?”

“Negative.”

That ended up being the best nights sleep the male had in a while

[quiet-art-kid]

How I think httyd book characters would take their coffee

Hiccup: decent amount of skim milk and just a little bit of sugar 

Fishlegs: Almond milk plus some creamer like hazelnut or caramel 

Camicazi: somehow manages to make something that is both liquid cake and twice the recommended caffeine intake 

Toothless: drinks a cup of coffee so diluted its basically water, with 2 packets of sugar for good messure, then brags about how grown up he is. 

Horrorcow: drinks decaf, caffine makes her anxious 

Valhallarama: expresso shots

Alvin: just a boring average cup of coffee, but he will be pretentious about where the beans came from or the brewing method

Stormfly: gets the most aesthetic item of the menu but will only drink it sometimes. Puts poison flowers in it to make it prettier, for the picture forgets to take them out, drinks them, and gets a stomach ache

Old Wrinkly: a little milk, and the grounds still in the cup, so he read the coffee grounds when he’s done

Snotlout: likes pumpkin spice lattes, will never admit it, drinks expresso shots to look tough even though he hates the taste and it makes him slightly sick 

Excellanor: uses blood as her coffee creamer

Stoick: slightly watered down and a diabetic amount of sugar, with whole milk. 

Windwalker: Doesn’t drink coffee, but unlike horrorcow it doesn’t make him anxious, he just doesn’t like the taste, he drinks hot chocolate instead

[that-one-weeb-buts-its-the-main]

Ronin raising a baby left at the door-step| pt.1

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Reader: female - the baby

Notes: i live for this man and father daughter content, and also Part One <3

Warnings: Yelling, Baby Y/n throwin punches bc she dont take no shit 👊

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We're gonna go being left on the door step daughter father content here

Left at the doorstep of the leafmans barracks with a little tag that said "Commander of the Leafman army"

Some rookies found you, all bundled up in a hand woven basket.

So they take you to Ronin, whos probably already on his 40th cup of caffine that day

"Ronin!"

"Busy-"

"This is important."

He looks up at his soilders, and tells them to come in.

There they are. With you. No more than a month or two old asleep in the bundle of blankets.

"What? Sanchez finally had her baby? On Duty no less? That woman has to be strapped down for bed rest."

"No...sir. She was at the barracks entrence."

What? Huh?

Did he hear that right?

"By who?"

The soliders shrugged.

Ronin was quick to get up and the soilders handed him the baby.

"Basket had your title on it sir." One spoke, "Does that help identify the parents at all? You know anyone who was havin a baby sir?"

"Just Sanchez." Ronin answered, he too wanted to get to the bottom of this, "Find her and her wife, make sure there okay. Both of you go together."

And off they went, he sat down with you, a big yawn coming from you.

Truth be told he didn't know who this child was or who's it could be.

But he thought it was cute how you grabbed onto his finger, eyes big and gray, your color hadn't come in yet.

Yet he could assume you had been born with that ashy black color hair. You had a pretty decently full head of it after all.

And that's when he saw it.

A pendant around your neck, tucked away and hidden, in the blankets.

Wraithwood.

A product of two worlds colliding.

Then and there he knew he had to keep you safe.

You were innocent in this war and in this world.

The soldiers come back; tell him what he already knows; it's not Sanchez's, and Sanchez is standing guard, pregnant as ever.

"Let's bring her to the Orphanage," one recommended, "They'll know what to do,"

"No," Ronin ordered, "She was left here, for a reason,"

"But sir, she's a baby, no offense, sir, but can you handle a baby,"

"I handle you two, don't I?"

Leafmen that see him leaving are in shock; did him and Tara finally get together? Have a kid? Wait had him and Tara been together this whole time?

Yet despite there stares he holds you close and leaves with you home.

Nod's was home, he putting dishes away; he was always home before Ronin.

"Don't tell me you brought home a baby aphid when you told me no," Was the first thing Nod told him when he seen the blankets.

Nod was quiet shocked when he was shown the baby.

"Who's kid?"

"Orphaned, staying with us just for a little bit. Till we figure it out."

Oh what a lie.

You were staying forever.

Lets just say: the first few days? Shit the first day was stressful

What are they suppose to feed you?

You certainly don't eat ration packets- or quiet frankly....anything

For there luck the old lady next store was real tired of hearing it and knocked on the door.

Nod answers the door.

"Why is that child trying like she hasnt eaten in an hour?"

"She won't eat."

"Move aside."

Props to the old lady coming to the rescue and saving Ronin's ass

"Milk Lily's tend to be the norm, especially when my children were growing up, I'll give you a list of needs and some milk lillies from my own garden to start you off with- Where is your wife Ronin? She must be tired from the bundle of joy."

"There's no wife," Ronin informed, "Someone dropped her off at the barracks."

"Then I can call up my sister. She works at the orphanage. Will that help any?"

Ronin was silent, looking up at the old lady rocking the child, "Im keeping her."

"Well..." The old woman started, "she is certainly cute. I dont blame you... You'll need a few things"

Bam Baby list.

It's just the essentials, really, especially for the age.

The first weeks were really hard on Ronin

Like really hard, hes use to no sleep. But...damn...

They can find both of you sleeping when Ronin has downtime in his office

And sometimes the other soilders take you to play with you.

"She can't walk yet idiot!"

"It's called training for a reason!"

Ronin after weeks of having you: has yet to name you

People litterally just call you "baby"

That's until one day he's coming home with you in a sling one of the soldiers had shown him how to wrap, he's coming back from his Milk Lily farmers.

Nod's not home: as he's on night rounds covering Sanchez's shift- finally she had taken bed rest

So the window at the end of the hall being opened confused him

He called for Nod but got no answer.

So he set you in the basket of groceries: you know. For safekeeping as something sounds in the kitchen.

Before he can even round the corner and into the kitchen he's attacked from behind,

Arms wrapped around him to choke him, hoping to kill him easily and cheaply.

Yet Ronin kicks as he's dragged and manages to grab the dagger that sits on his belt besides his sword and stabs backward at anything physically possible

Into the shoulder and let go he turns to face the intruder

A boggin woman, "Where is it!?"

"I have no idea what the hell you're on about!"

Yet the crying in the background catches ear, and it's a race for the baby. The woman gets there first and gets through his front door.

"Fuck!" Ronin shouts quickly following grabbing his spare bow and arrows at the doorside.

With his skill it was a simple shot and down the woman went. He running to grab you as you cried.

"It's okay. It's okay..." Ronin cooed, "shh...my Y/n...shh."

The commotion grabbed neighbor's attentions as they came out to help

"Ronin, are you -"

"Call the gravedigger..."

"Are you alright? The both of you?"

The people only got a nod as he walked back to his home.

And from that day forward you're named Y/n.

No particular reason he claims anyone who asks in the future

Its a lie, he had been thinking about it for a while

He'd be lying if he didn't get even more attached to you, especially as the months came through: you're eyes matched your hair in orgin: that yellow orange that came from Wraithwood with the midnight hair

As you get older too Nod takes a more brotherly role.

And Ronin finally introduces you to Tara closer to your year old mark.

"I have been wanting to meet you for some time." Tara smiled, lifting Y/n into the air with a smile.

Yet you reach back for Ronin

Totally does not hurt Tara's pride- it really hurt

"She's not keen on new people"

"Oh, she's your daughter for sure then." Tara teased.

Tara was right there

No matter what you were pretty attached to your dad.

Though your first words werent Dada, they were idiot and leaf.

He knew exactly who he had to make run laps because of that

You were an early bloomer, walked early, started babbling one or two words early

He was pretty proud of you.

There was no "big 1st birthday" party for you.

It was just you and Ronin, and Nod, Uncle Finn coming to watch you destroy a pie as you tried to eat it.

Pie is just about your third word.

Finally something more normal.

Besides that, you don't talk very much, even as you grow, and as you grow, Ronin, kinda not by his desires, gets pushed into a Mommy group.

Judgmental mommys are ass mommys

"Well, she doesn't talk yet. That's concerning." A mother commented.

"Y/n can talk when she wants. Isn't that right? Y/n?"

He only gets you hugging him tighter in response.

1000% daddys girl

You come to enjoy playing with his gear.

All of it

Weapons included.

And as your old enough to play on your own with kids your age, you don't

You prefer Older people to younger people: find friendship in the old man that sits on the corner with his coffee in the moring rather than people your age.

100% as you become older and able to play by yourself with no one watching over you (which isnt full true ronins always there somewhere in the background) you can be sure you'd come home with a pet aphid

"His names Charly! But with a Y! I don't like it spelled with ie!"

"Y/n let the Aphid go."

"No way! Charly needs me!"

Charly infact does need you.

And even grows up with you: as he was pretty young when you found him

The Adventures of Charly and Y/n have began

Ronin's the dad that says "were not keeping the aphid" and then becomes bestfriends with said aphid

Honestly? Really proud of himself for once when it comes to you, he's been really critical of himself in the past, seeing you be so loving and caring towards people you love really warms his heart.

Will let you sleep in his bed if you have a bad dream.

Yes Charly can come too

Shit Nods squeezing himself in there too

First day of schooling?

Ooo...he's worried about that one

No Charly to be with you, no one to keep that sass held back a little

Turns out you didn't want to go.

You cried- alot

"I don't want you to go!"

"I'll be back in a few hours. I promise -"

Holding onto him, she cried harder, "No! I don't want you to go!"

Only got you to stop crying with removing the creast from his helmet he had in hand

"See. I'll always be in here." He spoke tapping the metal.

"Really?" She asked, he wipping the big drew drop sized tears.

Ronin nodded, "It'll keep you safe. Like I do."

Y/n nodded as he kissed her head.

"No leafman-" he started

"Is truly alone." She finished as he smiled at her.

"Now. Go. I don't believe in anyone more than I do you."

Turns out school wasn't bad, and you were excited to do it again.

Bad idea on giving you the crest: you simply haven't let go of it

During school hours especially, holding it while your eating: while your at playtime standing alone. Its in your pocket if you have to use both hands

During anytime your at home your more leniate with it: sits at the table by your spot at the table, or under your pillow if you want a good dream, or on your dresser if your drying it from being freshly cleaned and polished.

Alot of kids repeat stuff from there parents. So alot of people ask if your moms Queen Tara

"I don't know Queen Tara." Y/n answered.

"Sure you do! You're her daughter!"

Y/n shook her head no, "she's not! My Dad's My mom and dad!"

"My mama says you're a half breed." A girl spoke up

"I am not!

"Yeah, you have that werid colored eyes because you're from Wraithwood!" A boy added.

"I am not!"

"My Momma said your momma got attacked by your daddy from Wraithwood, and that's why you're a half breed!" A third.

"I am not!"

"Yeah, you are! Momma says that the only reason Commander Ronin takes care of you is because they didn't wanna spread rumors!" The girl again, "the same thing with your brother! Your daddy probably killed his daddy!"

"That's not true! My Dad's My dad! My dad wouldn't abandoned me!" Y/n shouted, "My dad wouldnt hurt anyone!"

"He's not even your dad!-"

Then all the sudden your in trouble.

Like big trouble.

Punched someone in the face trouble.

And Nod's there to get you instead of Ronin

He gets the silent treatment as he walks the two of you home

You can sure Ronin's PISSED when he gets home

He's let you hang around "soilders" for too long

He's actually never yelled at you before.

Then again you've never gone to school before

Watching you physically flinch as he's yelled at you trying to get an answer out of you stopped him in his tracks

He's absolutely floored

Deadstop

What the fuck did you flinch for? Did you think he was gonna hit you? He's never hit you before?! Why would he do it now-

His response is shutting down: nothing like this has ever happened before and his shutting down is building up walls.

Seems you've latched onto that idea after the first time he yelled at you.

You stay away from him: you didn't show up to dinner so Nod brought you some.

Your hiding under the bed.

And he sits against the bed, a plate close enough for you to grab on the floor.

"Whats wrong baby bean?" Nod asked, yet she was quick to grab the food.

"Dad hates me...I'm not even his...." She responded, looking down at her favorite meal made, it only upset her more and she pushed it back out from under the bed.

"Ronin could never hate you." Nod answered, "He loves you, in his own way...sure-"

"Yeah? And I'm not even his."

"Y/n your his everything."

"Then why is everyone saying he hurt someone. And I'm not his."

It takes Nod a solid few mintues to figure out whats actually going on

He's realizing kids are most likely repeating there parents gossip

Which is lies anyways.

But it looks like you need more time than anything

So when he leaves and you're left in your room by yourself with Charly

You end up eating dinner with your hands, your aphid eating off the plate with you

Ronin's surpised to find a plate washing and air dried in the bathroom the next morning.

"Where'd this come from?"

Nod leaned against the doorframe rubbing the tired our his eyes: "Mhm? Y/n's probably."

"On the sink top?"

"Look, be glad she's okay, alright?" Nod argued, "She had a rough day yesterday."

"She had a rough day?" Ronin asked sarcastically, "Nod she floored a kid-"

"Alright. Yeah, whatever." Nod answered, rubbing his face as he slipped away for caffine.

So...with the thought now in his mind he went to go see how your doing.

Sleeping most likeky

Yet he finds an empty bed, and an open window.

"Y/n?" Ronin asked, no answer: and his worry spiked, "y/n-"

Yet the chirp of an aphid caught his attention as it slipped from under the bed to stretch, and Ronin was quick to kneel down and look under the bed.

There you were asleep and hiding, as far back as you could against the wall

So he does what ever dad does.

Moves the bed to get to you.

You're still sleeping when he picks you up

Your head on his shoulder and little legs wrapped around him.

Okay, maybe he wants to hold you like a baby again: it makes him sad almost, how fast you grew up.

You wake up but stay silent: After all your father hadn't held you in quiet a while.

[rain-world-positivity-blog]

I LOVE MODERN AUS!! Simply not enough of them! Especially fond of the ones that treat slugcats like some weird roommate instead of as a pet

PUT THOSE GUYS IN SITUATIONS!!!

Do you think slugcats need to pay rent or do they commit tax fraud? I feel like Rivulet would commit tax fraud /pos

Arti is NOT allowed in the kitchen, she almost burned down Pebbles' flat once. Spearmaster would be the weird neighbour you see standing in vacant hallways at 3am in the morning but you KNOW their casserole goes hard.

Bet Gourm would be like one of my old flatmates from years ago who just wakes you up at 5am with homemade jam, brownies, a mug of tea, half dressed and highly caffinated.

[shadowreader23]

Batfam prank fic (part 1)

Dick laughed as he  finished changing the color of the suit so it was Illuminous pink , and started adding glitter onto the suit as well. 5 minuotes later Dick stepped back seemingly pleased with his masterpeice clapped his hands together. And smirked.

"Time to get this show on the road." He thought to himself as Tim entered the cave

"Road work ahead?"  Tim quipped

Dick beemed in response it was common knowledge he was obsessed with memes and vines at this point,.

"Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!" He responded. He had tried to grow closer to Tim latley and it seemd to be working.

Tim looked at the batsuit now pink and sparkly and laughed for a moment, before clearing his throat.

"Why is the batsuit pink?" He asked

Dick grinned in response. Bruce has been even more of a downer latley and its annoying so im trying to liven thing up around here.

"Please tell me thats all you did" Tim said

"Nope!" Dick responded popping the P

"Your not going to tell me what else you did are you?" Tim asked

"No youll see later byt please don't tell bruce"

"Dont worry i wont but honestly this is a pretty boring prank" Tim jnformed his brother

"I'd like to see you do better!" Fick responded Tim relied on caffine for everything and was always tired there was no way he could sucessfuly prank anyone especially Bruce

"Your on!" Tim replied

"May the best brother win" Damien responded from his perch atop the rafter

"When did you get up there!" Dick exclaimed

"I need more caffine to deal with this" Tim groaned and went to make himself a coffee.

Dick hadnt no idea the chaos this would lead to.

Several hours later Bruce came down to the cave with Alfred and Barbara. She was visiting the Manor and bruce had offered her the use of the Batcomputer while the clocktower underwebt repairs.

The lights turned on as they entered the cave and they were all looking at a bright pink sparkly batsuit.

Alfred managed to keep a straight face while Barbara burst into a fit of laughter seing the terrifying batsuit covered in pink and glitter looked so ridiculous. She couldnt help herself. Bruces eye twiched he had a leauge meeting after this and currently no spare suita he had a spare cowl but that woud not help much. Reliuctantly he put on the suit and swapped out the cowl for the spare. He looked ridiculous. Dick watched cakling as Bruce left for his leauge meeting.

"Hey batman thats an uh intresting look you got going on there" flash said

Bruce gave him the most terrifying batglare he ever recieved and flash sped away.

Bstman made his way into the meeting room where Green Lantern burst into laughter

"Not a word" he said in his most threstning voice but he sounded like....Stitch...

"NIGHTWING!" He cursed

"Something tells me i should probably avoid the manor for a few days" Dick informed Alfred

"Master Richard i thought you had outgrown this phase" Alfred sighed remembering the last time a prank war had unflolded in the manor.

"On no Alfie this is just the begining" Dick smirked.

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Should i make more parts?

[justladders]

I was in a vc with some people I know and one of them was like "I'm drawing Springtrap right now bc I love your art and am caffinated and stimming was not enough," and all I could say was, "Please don't, I'm trying to work on other things," and then I started drawing him too.

Late night drawing alongside friends kind of helped me to not worry about the art though. I was just putting the ideas down without really thinking what parts were right and wrong so it didn't feel like I was forcing anything and wasn't stressing about it being perfect.

[montammil]

I did the character headcanon generator for some inspo, and ended up wanting to put these down as canon for my characters, so here's some little facts about them I got from it!

Marshall Jackson:

Marshall is tumblr famous.

Marshall sucks at saying tongue twisters.

Marshall has a roblox account.

Lawrence Cross:

Lawrence likes to eat straight coffee beans.

Lawrence wakes up on November 1st and starts decorating for Christmas.

If someone they knew commited a crime, Lawrence would cover for them.

Sadie Mills:

Sadie is a horrible liar.

Sadie has an embarrassing old deviant art account.

Sadie makes your mom jokes.

Nathan Lam:

Nathan has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory.

Nathan gets road rage.

Nathan voted sans in the tumblr sexyman poll.

Charlotte Stephenson:

Charlotte is an ugly crier.

Charlotte is very good at walking in platform heels.

Charlotte can play the piano.

Harper Novak:

Harper is awful with kids.

Harper doesn't own a single pair of matching socks.

Harper has an incredible short-term memory but an awful long-term memory.

Rowan Burnett:

Rowan is a middle child.

Rowan is great with kids.

Rowan's favourite subject in school was English.

Sawyer Manning:

Sawyer desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one.

Sawyer sleeps in until noon.

Sawyer almost drank the lethal dosage of caffine once.

[daisyishedwig]

Posting this a day early because I'm going to be busy quite literally all day tomorrow. So here's some more from the Sebklaine fic, I think soon I'll be switching back to focusing on Kurt and Sebastian but here's a little more Seblaine in the meantime.

So instead he heads to his favorite coffee shop to caffinate and get some work done and his head on straight before he sees Kurt. But then he remembers his favorite coffee shop is also Blaine’s favorite coffee shop and he makes a sharp turn across the street to his backup coffee shop.  Either fate’s out to get him or has a funny way of helping him, because when Sebastian walks through the door, Blaine is the first person he lays eyes on. The glower he levels him with is so dark that Sebastian almost aborts his mission before steeling himself and determining to deal with the elephant now rather than later. He walks over to Blaine’s table and sets his bag in the chair across from him. “We need to talk,” he says, glad his voice stays firm even as Blaine folds his arms across his chest and narrows his eyes. “But I’m fucking exhausted, so please don’t leave while I get my coffee.” Blaine looks him up and down and Sebastian knows he looks far from his best. Baggy jeans, an old Columbia sweater, and sneakers he’s had to dig out of the trash on three different occasions (thanks, Kurt). Finally he sighs and raises an eyebrow in the direction of the barista and Sebastian takes that as his signal to leave. He gets himself an iced latte with honey and cinnamon and a blueberry muffin, cut in half. He returns to the table and sits heavily, sliding one half of the muffin across the table to Blaine. Blaine eyes it suspiciously, but makes no move to push it back to Sebastian.  “What do you want, Sebastian?” Blaine says, folding his hands in front of him.  “No, how are you, Sebastian? You look like shit, Sebastian?” Sebastian asks, taking a sip of his latte as he raises an eyebrow at Blaine.  Blaine rolls his eyes. “You look like shit, Sebastian.” Sebastian grins. “As opposed to how dashing I usually look?”  The corner of Blaine’s mouth twitches up into a facsimile of a smile before he schools his face back into a scowl. “Don’t make me throw your drink in your face.” “Your drink is closer.” “You think I’m wasting a ten dollar latte on you? You’re not worth that.” “Ouch,” Sebastian says, pressing a hand to his heart in mock pain. “Speak, Sebastian,” Blaine says, “I would like to spend as little time in your presence as is humanly possible.”  “But we’re having such a good tette-e-tette.” Sebastian knows he’s stalling but he’s about to admit to having emotions and previously Kurt is the only person he’s allowed to know that. “Sebastian,” Blaine snaps. Sebastian bites back a remark about loving the way he says his name. It’s, on the one hand, a sure fire way to get slapped, but it also feels a little too real to admit simply to get a rise out of Blaine. “Fine,” Sebastian says and crosses his arms over his chest. “I want us to be friends.” Blaine snorts, but backpedals when he sees the way Sebastian hugs himself tighter and flexes his jaw. He won’t meet Blaine’s eye and the show of anxiety intrigues him. “Kurt finally put his foot down about our vicious banter?” “This isn’t about Kurt,” Sebastian says with a shake of his head. “This is about you and me.”

I'll tag @calsvoid, @lusthurts, @sperrywink, @wowbright, @annepi-blog, and

@bitbybitwrites

[welcometololaland]

nice ask week! if you could give any of your favourite characters a tour of your home town/city, who would you choose and why?

hi friend 💜 my nice ask week asks have been languishing in my inbox for weeks now, and since i'm really sick this week, i decided it would be a good time to sit down and put my thinking cap on. i apologise for how late this is!

i live in melbourne, australia (i think i've mentioned this before both in my fics and on tumblr, so it's not a secret), and initially i picked AGCD for this, because we have a very vibrant coffee culture and we all know how much alex loves a caffinated beverage.

that being said, melbourne/victoria is a lot less touristy and 'adventurous' as other places in australia/nz, so i worry that Alex would be bored by it. it's got a bit of a lowkey energy about it which i think makes it a great place to live, but maybe not so much of a great place to visit (unless you're a sports fan and then it's absolutely perfect because we have the australian open, a grand prix, international cricket matches, a huge horse racing carnival (not my cup of tea, but you know), a wealth of AFL games if you're interested in that etc. etc.).

in short, i have no idea lol. sorry this was a terrible answer, but i'd be really intrigued to know what other people (especially other antipodean friends) think!

thanks for the ask :)

[artistic-intrxvert]

tsukasa on caffine

how would that play out

who gave it to him

who tried to stop it from being given

gimmie the deets fren

Aight i gotchu

✨Tsukasa on caffeine✨

I think that either Natsuhiko or Mitsuba gave it to him, Sakira would do no such thing

If it was Natsuhiko, it would be a 50/50 on whether it was on purpose or not

If it was Mitsuba, it was 100% on accident

Honestly once those two have noticed their terrified to say anything to Sakura about it

She found out once Tsukasa started clinging onto her tightly while rambling about Amane at maximum speed

Yeah no she just like

Pries him off and sets him down on the sofa, pats his head and just fucking leaves

Now it's Natsuhuko and Mitsuba's problem

In general he will talk much, MUCH faster

Will wave his arms around as he talks and floats only for a while before deciding it's much more fun to run around on the floor

Yeah so hes a chaotic motherfucker-

If you walked into the broadcasting room while he is on caffeine, he will cling to you and just hold you close, not letting you go despite any protests (if he sees your actually wanting him to let go he will)

Will want to cuddle but honestly won't be able to sit still long enough for either of you to sleep

So you just start playing tag around the school

He's giggling the entire time, running at a speed that you didn't think was possible

It's cute to see him run around on his short legs (he's like 4'11" to put that into perspective)

Over all very chaotic and not able to sit still for very long, if you want him to calm down, give him some tea or just tire him out the best you can

Once he's tired he will fall asleep in your arms, clinging onto you still but it's not as tight as it was when he was awake <3

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TSUKASA MY BELOVED-

Did i do these instead of other requests because i really wanted to write for Tsukasa? Yes, yes i did :> hope you enjoyed it fren and I'm sorry if I misinterpreted anything!

[sardonic-the-writer]

HII!! appearance: 5, 7, 19. objects: 1, 3. food&drink: 1, 3, 10. weather&nature: 2, 11, 19. community&relationships: 2, 4, 20. mind,body&soul: 4, 17, 20. hobbies&activities: 2, 9, 12. for puck!!!! (saw ur ask btw im working on it rn)

what are your character's opinion on scars?

concidering their cousin cru has the most scars out of anyone pucks ever seen, and 2d is their best friend walking around with dents for eyeballs, it's safe to say puck doesn't care about them. if anything, they find them interesting. they're sort of like a story that's been mapped out on someone's body. waiting to be told

is there someone your character tries to look similar to?

not really? they hate dressing up for other people, or even just dressing up in general, so anything they wear is purely inspired by their own preferences. i guess for a bit on plastic beach they wore a hat that reminded them of noodle, but that was more of them grieving than trying to look like her

if your character had to get a tattoo what would it be?

puck has a tattoo! it's just a tiny one, but it's a little bass on their shoulder blade. they say it's in honor of the band, but the instrument looks oddly similar to el diablo. if they ever had to get another one, it'd probably be a matching tattoo with 2d

is there an item your character doesn't like to leave without?

their sunglasses, or a pen and pad for writing down lyrics. inspiration can strike and the weirdest of times

what type of object is likely to catch your character's attention?

something comfortable looking, or wacky. they like weird, off putting fashion, and it shows. also! trinkets for the band. puck enjoys giving gifts

what flavor would your character say their personality is?

maybe like an earl gray tea with some honey. mellow, but also a bit caffinated and ready to go

is there a food or drink your character is unwilling to try?

after they get clean, edibles. anything with weed or drugs in it. they still drink alcohol after getting clean, but only in moderation. besides those, puck will never eat murdocs cooking again. not after he gave everyone food poisoning in between shows one time

what is a childhood meal your character cherishes?

biscuits and gravy, or grits!! their parents never really cooked them a ton of home made meals, though, so the fondness just comes from growing up in a town where they ate a lot of that type of food

has your character had a meaningful encounter with an animal?

i don't think so, no. they punched the whale terrorizing 2d on plastic beach once, but that wasn't really meaningful as much as it was painful. punching a whale hurts

what part of nature would your character most resonate with?

the sky. grins

what animal would your character say best represents them?

a fox!

what is your character's favorite kind of social event?

they hate most public events to do with fame, like award shows, but puck is partial to the club when they're younger and sitting backstage at concerts

is your character upfront about their feelings?

sort of? they are better about it overtime, and definitely more open than some of my other characters, but puck still struggles with being genuine. they hide behind a wall a lot of the time

what would it take for your character to get into a fight?

making them uncomfortable or coming onto them when they're very obviously not into it

does your character believe in myths and fairy tales?

puck does, and they've seen plenty of stuff to back up their beliefs, but they dont necessarily care about any of that stuff. if it's not bothering them, it isn't their problem

is your character more energized in the morning, afternoon or at night?

the nighttime, definitely

is there a fear your character wants to learn to overcome?

their family.

does your character have a secret hobby?

they like reading when they can, but that's not really a secret. some of their favorite books they can be seen with quite often; like crime and punishment or musician biographies

what is a topic your character would be excited to talk about? 

the few times they've agreed to do an interview, puck has always been very in depth about their writing process. they love talking about it, and giving advice to younger artists looking for guidance in the musical industry

what kind of music does your character enjoy?

i feel like the obvious answer is gorillaz's music, but it's true. especially songs that 2d has written and sung exclusively— or one's that mean a lot to puck (take for example melancholy hill). they just love 2d's vocals, he is their best friend after all. but they also are super into de la soul, fleetwood mac, the cranberries, tool, and a bunch of other bands

[thewritersaddictions]

Drabbles: Joel Miller- Javaphile

Joel had been complaing for days, if not month about how his coffee was almost always burnt, and how the machine never worked properly.

"Doll, mind pouring me a cup before I've got to go?" Joel shouts from the stairs. Sarah is already at the table, sipping on her own cup of coffe that she poured a few moments ago. She's got her last exams of her high school career. "He's always like this." Sarah mutters to herself.

"Never can get everything done that he wants to." She says again, "Hey are studying hard, or barly studying at all?" I ask, Joel's travel mug lays infront of the crappy coffee maker.

The plug is ratty, and tangled up. the pot is forever brown due to coffee being left over in it. Loud as hell whenever it's done being brewed. "By the way the coffee is shitty." sarah throws out. "Hey watch the language kiddo." Joel has finally made it down the stairs. I hand him his travel mug, and get a kiss in return. "We've gotta go, grab your stuff Sarah. Thank you honey." Another kiss. Joel and Sarah are out the door.

A few hours later the texts start comign in from Joel. "Hey I miss you." I smile as the words melt my heart "I miss you too." You type back. There's dots, and then about twenty kissing face emojis. "How's work been baby?" You text. He responds quickly. "Like hell, and you know the coffee not really hittin' it anymore." "What do you mean baby?" I ask him.

"I think Sarah was right honey." I send a laugh emoji. "What? About the cursing or the coffee?" I can feel Joel eyes rolling. "The coffee baby. I think it might be time to gettin' and throwin' away." "Whatever you wanna do baby." I send back. The conversation ends there.

And my search begins.

How ever you managed to find the deal on your phone you'll never know. Even though you partly belive that your phone most defintly listens to your daily conversations. Having seen things pop up in ads that you and Joel had just talked about a few day proir.

You look through so many articles. Even taking up a few conversation with your parents. You had bought them a coffee machine not to long ago, and they had nothing but good words to say about it.

A keurig, the one with the pods that had different flavors. It would probably be quicker in the morning, and so much quieter. No stained coffee pot that made you wanna make it disappear during cooks out.

Then there was the espresso machine. The fancy machine that could make your coffee in a matter of seconds, and give you a few extra shots of caffine in them. The downside of this was that it only made a few tiny cups, and Joel needed a cup every morning.

I surfed the web for something… anything.

I ended up just purchasing both. If we didn't like them… If Joel didn't like them then we could always send one back, or both back. Happy with my purchase, and plan I started up dinner befroe Sarah got back home from school, and Joel from work.

Three days later to packages were at my front door step by mid-afternoon. With Joel and Sarah away it was the perfect time to unwrap and get the last few things ready.

I chunked, the old coffee maker. Setting the two new ones in its place. The keurig and the espresso maker. New and shiny, awaiting a helpless teenager, or the old man for a deluois cupp of coffee.

Saturday morning I was awoken without Joel in bed next to me. "What in the hell is this?" I grinned even in my dazed sleep. I crawled out of bed, and wrapped myself in Joels shirt. "What wrong baby?" I asked. "You… what is this?" He's grumpy always grumpy in the morning. "New coffee makers." I sais stating out a rather ovioubs. "I just… how do that work?" He finally asks. Giving up.

I go with the easier one. "This one is a keurig. You pull the tab here up, and slot the pod into it. Push it down and of course make sure there's water inside. Put the cup under that and wait until you smell a fresh new cup of coffee." I said showing him a few steps. "Pods?" He asks, "yeah, baby pods. OF whatever flavor coffee you wanna have that day. We can buy them at the store. No more flogers, or maxwell coffee grounds. Just the pods."

He stares at it for a moment, and then points towards the silver machine. "And that sweetheart?" His texan slur coming out. "an espresso machine, like a five hour energy version of coffee." I said simply. "Probably more a Sarah thing then you baby." I said resting my head on his shoulder.

"Do you wann try a cup?" I ask him, he hums. Stepping away to watch me go through the procress again. Coffee is done, and sittin' in front of him in a matter of moments. "Oh shit, that's… it doesn't sound horrible anymore."

Joel pats his upper thigh. "Come on, sit." I sit down, his arm coming to grip my side softly. "Whatever did I do to desrve such a women like you?" He asks, "Oh I don't know Joel, just being you." I flirt with him, and he winks back. "And other stuff." We sit like this until Sarah comes down.

Completed on: 06/28/23

Posted on: 06/28/23

The Last of Us-

[taldigi]

Out of curiosity, and if you don’t mind me asking, what’s everyone’s favorite food and drinks in ladybug classic and the fashion club au?

ohh thats a big one, and one I havent put too much thought into.Its a little hard to like, parse "what french kids actually eat" from "what journalists want to sell you on what the french eat because french is fancy" from my research.

Marinette is a busy girl who likes quick snacks instead of full meals. Eating is a chore that gets in the way of her STUFF TO DO. I think she'd be fond of easy-to-grab easy-to-eat stuff like bread rolls, croissants, stuffed pastries (a side effect of being raised in a bakery) but in general is the kind of kid to just.. grab a bowl of rice (her mom has a rice cooker always packed with fresh rice on all the time) and/or throw whatever is leftovers on top (anything, ANYTHING.) Drinks on the other hand, she seems the type to be super into sparkling waters (strawberry) but also really likes boba teas, because the drink has an interactive element (chewy tapioca!) and it's sweet.

Felix is an odd one, he's raised on this.. plain, minimalist diet that's pretty high in protien because his dad expects him to excel in sports (boxing) so it's a lot of like.. chicken, and greens (no salt, no dressing or fluff) so he gets a little weird when given like.. spices, or flavor- in the "where have you BEEN all my life" sort of way. I really like to imagine he settles into curry as a food he likes- since it's pretty versatile, has lots of variants from savory to spicy, and it's easy to make. His drink of choice? Frilly, seasonal coffee drinks. I'm talking the raspberry-dark chocolate valentines, the pumpkin spices, the peppermints- his vice, his bribe. He gets reward money from placing well in some of his boxing tournaments (the few times his father gifts him anything) and that usually goes directly toward these drinks.

Flora kinda eats everything, even when one might not consider it edible: but she's pretty into fast food, because her family usually makes her eat really fancy foods in fancy ways (I always eat the food wrong, and mother gets mad at me.) Most times she'll just order out, with a preference for thicker deli-style sandwiches and pizza (excuse to invite friends over!) HOWEVER her drink of choice is tea! tea tea tea. She knows everything about all teas ever. She has every tea, foreign and domestic. Iced teas, hot teas, blended teas- she grows some of her own teas. She has special tea instruments, imported tea cake/preh boxes decorate her walls, several custom-made tea sets, and enough matcha to kill a man.

I dont know enough about Malagasy Cuisine to make claims for Alina, but she likes a few dishes from there- because her parents passed it down to her and Theo.. even though both were born and raised in France. Shes super chill though and tends to go with the flow on what others eat or what is offered to her, leaning towards spiced (read, not spiCY, spicED) foods rather than fatty or sweet. (i actually see her being really into like.. mexican [i'm explicitly thinking of those chamoy/chili powdered candies] or indian dishes). Almost as if she values the smell over the taste (saying this as if the two senses aren't intricately related LOL) as for drinks? I think she's someone who prefers bitter, like straight tea... maybe wine too? Iced coffee as a treat, but with only a splash of cream.

Alix is a mystery, but they seem to subsist off caffine and energy drinks. Food? Unknown. Kagami is a lot like Felix where her diet is very strict. But she probably likes fast food when nobody is looking. She adopts a craving for energy drinks from Alix.

[laggingbehindreality]

DINOCRUS MY GOOD DINOSAUR DINOCRUS GOT 4 FOR THEM

🧶 - Do they do any arts, crafts, or creative hobbies?

👁️ - How do other people perceive this oc? How close do their first assumptions come to the truth?

⚠️ - If this oc came with a warning sign, what would it be?

☕ - What is their preferred beverage(s)?

oohhuhg i can talk about my creachure againnn rubs my birdie talons together hehe

🧶 - I think the obvious answer might be their whole thing about collecting shinies, because their interest in them is completely aesthetic. I could be pretentious, though, and say that their hobby is character acting(?) Like, in the grey-area way that youtubers describe their 'youtube persona' as being based off themselves but still somewhat separate. Dinocrus does genuinely love collecting their trinkets, and they genuinely don't understand a lot of things that humans do, but they somewhat intentionally play up how stupid they are to get reactions out of people.

👁️ - In real life? I don't know for sure, I've been told that Dinocrus is a cool idea for a character. Other than that, people tend to use he/him pronouns for it even though their pronouns are it/they, which I find interesting because people also do that to my other oc Twenny (they/them). Are these two particularly masc in some way I'm not picking up on? I don't really know how to ask about it lol

In-universe, though, people usually take Dinocrus at face value and think this is just a weird annoying bird-gear, exactly the reaction Dinocrus wants. A sizable handful of characters know their actual deal, though.

⚠️ - Not sure what a warning sign means, tbh? If it counts, maybe [DANGER: WILD ANIMAL] or [KEEP TRACK OF PERSONAL ITEMS]

☕ - Being an animal that lives in the wild and doesn't make it a point to depend on humans for anything aside from providing shinies to steal, Dinocrus mainly drinks untreated water from lakes, rivers and rain puddles.

However, if it can be coaxed into having a drink of any kind of human-made beverage, they would suddenly become the pickiest eater on the planet. Can't have alchohol, that will absolutely shred their digestive system. Can't have fruit juice, sugar content is wayyyy to high, they're not able to keep it down for even a minute. Tea is too hot, and the leaves are giving off weird chemicals, its no good. Coffee is even worse, not to mention the effects of caffine. Don't even get them started on carbonated beverages, why would anyone try to put air bubbles into a drink? Why do humans do these frivolous things, anyway??

They might like lightly fruit-flavored water with boba in it, reminds them of eating frog or fish eggs out of a river.