#YOU FUCKING MENACE
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MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING WHAT?!
THATS WHY??????
#svsss#I WAS WONDERING#CUZ I WAS LIKE THIS FEELS WRONG#WHY WOILD HE SUDDENLY JUST KERMIT OUTTA NOWHERE#THERE WAS NO INTERNAL DIALOGUE INDICATING HIS PLAN ATM EITHER#SO I WAS LIKE???#DID HE PLAN THIS???#OR DID HE CHANGE HIS MIND LAST MINUTE AND WE DONT GET TO HEAR THE REASON UNTIL LATER#SHEN QINGQIU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!#YOU FUCKING MENACE#GOD DAMN IDIOT#YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOUVE DONE DUDE#Rei Reads
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My friend won't stop supporting me and I will kill her.
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You should be happy that your betrayals do not faze my love
Little over 100 pages into GtN, and I have to say, I really love Dulcinea!! She might be my favorite character besides Gideon, she’s just so interesting.
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Men moaning: hot
Men moaning and sending you audios: hotter
Men moaning your name while sending you audios: hottest fucking thing ever
#personal: me#I am so fucking feral right now#yes this is about you you menace#🫠🫠🫠#🥵🥵🥵#personal: menace#men m0aning
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Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—
Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.
Bruce: …
Bruce: …then why are you here?
Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!
Bruce: the fuck
#you know that conversation back at the Batcave is gonna be awkward as hell#Bruce: Tim why does Ra’s al Guhl think you should be the heir to the league of assassins?#Tim: fuck if I know that wackos been trying to recruit me for years#Bruce: YEARS??#Tim: yeah it was something about me being the world’s greatest detective#Bruce: hold on a damn minute#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#tim drake is batshit crazy pun intended#chaotic tim drake#tim drake is a menace#tim drake and bruce wayne#Tim Drake and Ra’s al Guhl#ra’s al ghul#league of assassins#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect dcu#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes
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YOU DO NOT LIKE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT YOU JUST ADMITTED HES UOUR BLORBO IN THE GC
i like this guy. a normal amount.
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
tw: blood
#feralnette au#my art#birds of a feather#blasphemous arc#oh they're finally here. the fucking menace. the poor sopping wet beast#now listen before you all get mad this has been planned for many years#and their presence has been in this au for a long ass time#im gripping this au with both hands reminding the world its my silly little playground im about to go absolutely apeshit in#WOOO TIME FOR GODHOOD SHENANIGANSSSS
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imagine being an orc in battle and seeing your best buddy getting absolutely wrecked by an elf, and that elf to then just yell out a number in triumph, with a loud dwarf yelling another number in response, as the two start arguing whilst killing everyone you've ever known, and just thinking what the actual fuck
#lotr from orc perspectives is so fucking funny to me#the fellowship were absolute MENACES sometimes#gigolas battlefield contest scene i love you#lotr#lord of the rings#the lord of the rings#legolas#gimli#gigolas#gimleaf
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vi who sleeps in nothing but a pair of boxers/plaid pants (coz she runs super hot)...good luck trying to get any sleeping done next to allat ( . 人 . )
right. we are so back (i say, as if i've fucking gone anywhere except or being chronically online here writing vi fics) but pls put ur hands together for the original shirtless sleeper vi anon; our one tru savior who spawned all those topless vi hcs
18+, nip mention, college roommate!vi cinematic universe
vi, who runs super fucking hot all the time, sleeps in nothing but boxers or boy shorts, always kicks the blankets off the bed. before you got together, you'd sometimes find her passed out on the couch in the living room, snoring, her shirt rucked all the way up, her abs out on full display, on hand thrown over her head, the other dangling off the edge of the couch.
you've had to wake her up more than once, tug her over your shoulders, and half-drag, half-walk her to her own bedroom, dumping her on the bed, coaxing her into a semi-normal sleeping position before tucking her in.
but the next morning, when you'd wake up to check on her, you'd always find her somehow with all the sheets thrown off her (even in the dead of winter), and her shirt magically discarded somewhere on her floor, her torso bare, her nipple rings glinting in the morning light seeping in from the cracks between her eternally closed blinds.
sometimes, you'd linger over the sleeping shape of her, a stupid little indulgent smile on your lips as you sigh and walk back out of the room.
now that you're together though, it's even worse (and by that i mean better) bc she's a cuddler, you know she is. and she loves wrapping herself around you when she sleeps, digging her nose into the nape of your neck if she's big spoon, or just curling herself over your body, her leg thrown over both of yours, one of her arms looped around your middle --
except she's a human furnace, and in the summers, you've already got the ac blasting, but somehow its still not enough, and you always wake up in the middle of the night, skin sticky with a thin layer of sweat, trying to get some air. but when you try to roll away from her, she'd always whine and chase you, pull you back tighter into her arms, nuzzle against your cheek and mumble something about not leaving her.
"vi -- i'm not going anywhere, i'm just sweating --"
"mm... turn the ac up more..."
"okay, but you have to let me go first."
"mmm.... don't wanna..."
but the fact that her tits are rubbing up against your arm, her nipple rings cool along your skin -- you shiver, and she chuckles.
"can't be that hot if you're shivering like that."
you groan; she sounds way more awake now than a second ago. fuck.
"j-just -- lemme go turn down the ac --"
"don't -- i'm comfy." she locks you into her chest, her nose pressing into your cheek as she ghosts her lips over your skin. you can't help the tiny whimper that squeezes out of your throat.
you've got a quiz tomorrow (technically, later on today since it's like 4am in the morning) in fluid mechanics and you really can't be losing sleep like this but --
vi's already shifting, twisting you towards her, cupping your cheek to turn your face. your lips meet and you know it's a lost cause to try and resist.
"c'mon pretty girl -- spread those legs for me -- gotta work up a sweat first if you wanna cool down after, right?" she says as she tugs your legs open with one of her ankles hooked over yours, keeping your leg pinned beneath hers as her free hand slips beneath the waistband of your panties.
needless to say, you don't get much sleep for the rest of the night. you still manage to make it to your fluid mechanics class the next day, and the quiz goes... okay. but your ac bill is really really way too high that month.
#⛈ monsoon season#vi x reader#arcane x reader#vi smut#arcane smut#college roommate!vi#lmao this au is really just becoming like the fucking avengers universe on this blog huh#i love it tho no complaints here; but i do have other aus i am Thinking (TM) about and i wanna write about them soon#vi x you#arcane x you#vi arcane smut#vi x reader smut#arcane x reader smut#x reader#♨ steamy#arcane#lesbian#wlw fanfic#why is college gf vi such a menace and where can i get 14 of them thanks
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S02E04 The Hitchhicker
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#1941#michael sheen#david tennant#aziraphale#crowley#good omens 2 spoilers#gomens#gos2 spoilers#go2 spoilers#WHEN I SAW THAT TWEET#I LITERALLY DIED#THIS IS SO FUNNY#CROWLEY YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE SERVED ON A SILVER PLATTER#michael you really are a menace#michael just decided to let us know that aziraphale FUCKS#crowley you idiot#you have no idea#forgive that ? box btw my phone is terrible#mine
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what is orv if not a love letter to kdj?
#they drive me insane your honour#han sooyoung you fucking menace how dare you break my heart and same goes for you kim dokja u fuckass#their relationship their dynamic hsy's sacrifice kdj's sacrifice they're both so fucking stupid and doomed but by gods are they beautiful#drew this entire thing in the span of 24 hours bc i got possessed and also i was listening to achilles come down#be done with this now and get off the roof. can you hear me achilles? i'm talking to you#if it's messy pls ignore it's hard to see when your eyes are full of tears#legit started sobbing while drawing od it's crazy i'm never getting over that scene#orv#orv spoilers#spoilers#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#doksoo#han sooyoung#orv hsy#orv kdj#kdj x hsy#orv fanart#orv comic#myart#mycomic#artists on tumblr#anime fanart#anime art#digital art
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Sung Jinwoo by Tomoko Sudo 🐐




#sung jinwoo#solo leveling#this is how jinwoo should always look in the anime bro UGH SHE'S THE GOAT#i wish she could do every episode 😔 sung chinwoo meme would've never existed if she had taken care of everything 😔😔😔#always draws my man like a fucking prince that he is#SO HANDSOMEEEEEEEE#that one art with jinwoo wiping his lips... all wet... -10000000 HP#DEAD#i was legit screaming for ten minutes when that came out like WHAT??? SIR???? HELLO????#sudo-sama i will give you both of my kidneys idc just pls draw him like that again please please please please do it for us jinwoo girlies#the way she draws his eyes.... they way they can look so pretty and and menacing at the same time#i wanna lick my screen UGH MY KING
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Monster hunter au part 3
Also known as “Drift is a giant fox beast” comic ahah
I like to think these trails are really important as a safe space for Deadlock. This is his home, these are his favorite routes and his familiar and safe space.
So when he shows his paths to Ratchet it's a big gesture of trust. Because they're what makes the forest his home and he's willing to let Ratchet into that home:)
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Also. This au exists in the same world as my Spellbound au. Just in case you wanna break your heart a little bit
#maccadam#transformers#dratchet#ratchlock#drift#deadlock#ratchet#Orion Pax#Prowl#Shockwave#Senator Shockwave#monster hunter au#yea so uh#monster hunter au connects to spellbound au#monster hunter au is happening in the past#so Shockwave is still alive and well#ai think you can consider this being a tiny bit of his backstory as a knight and teacher#I wonder how many people will care understand this fucked up timeline lol#Pax being a menace eheheh#I love Pax being a menace
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Okay, wait, hear me out
Tim: Hey, can I see your bow and arrow for a second?
Green Arrow, in Gotham for some reason: Um, I guess?
Tim: Okay thanks. *shoots someone in the head, killing them instantly*
Tim:
Tim: *hands back the bow and walks off: B! Green Arrow killed someone!
Green Arrow: Wh- hey! Wait!
#no i dont know why rr is tim and oliver i green arrow here#dint aske#thats not#thats not hiw you spell that#anyways#tim drake is a little shit#tim drake is a menace#tim drake#red robin#robin#rr#chaotic tim drake#batfam#unhinged tim drake#oliver queen#green arrow#batman and robin#batman#gotham#tim fucks someone over#haha
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“The best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth?”
Rise movement on insta
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She Pride on my Month till i Happy
#Happy pride#happy pride month#i miss drawing ink ngl#anyway#ink sans#undertale au#undertale#sans#underverse#sans au#digital art#digital illustration#not my character#i drew this 4 days early#huh#gay mf#inks a fucking menace#bros a aroace king#hey girl#i mean they#bad quality on purpose#it’s pride month you know what that means#shitpost#meme
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