#YOU CANT TELL ME IM WRONG

[accio-sriracha]

Why is it that every male marauders character is such a whore (/pos) and every female character is such a scary badass??

[demigods-posts]

hilarious how we can immediately tell where new readers are in the series just based on vibes alone. feeling immense rage and wanting to throw your book across the room because these two love sick idiots need to get together all ready? you're in the latter half of book four. violently sobbing on the ground because you never would have thought that one of the kindest people in the series would be the inside man? you're reading book five. resisting the urge to scream at the audacity of the author to laugh in the face of your deep-rooted despair? you just finished book three of the sequel series.

[cherr1es-and-win3]

we get it oscar you're in love

[arthur-lesters-uvula]

I 100% think the dagger Kayne gave Arthur that mf can FEEL when he's being used bc he's just the type of freak. So yes, he'd feel when Arthur slits his own throat and likes it. My bro came in his pants hella hard when he felt it.

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

"I love you despite the homicidal tendencies"

-every anime ship ever try and prove me wrong I bet you can't

[not-rigel]

i really think Dez would be a brat tamer. we already know she loves fighting so it makes sense that she'd want a little brat that will go against her orders and say things like "are you going to do something about it?" and "make me". Dez would feel on top of the world when she finally gets her brat beneath her, making them a moaning mess. its was a good scrap but in the end she wins, as she always does.

[fottitimioamore]

Price: Knock, knock.

Gaz: Who's there?

Price: Boo!

Gaz: Boo who?

Price: Why are you crying?

Gaz: I'm not crying.

Price: Hello notcrying, I'm Price.

[iasips8]

ok this is literally macdennis

[linkedin-offficial]

bugged out ! 🐞🪲

via sillies over at @raggedabstraction + @ask-the-rag-dolly

[magneticmikey]

chat, fuck about it by waterparks is deadclaws coded

[bonesblackheadrotten]

but. doesn’t kakashi and sylus have the same hair?

[demigods-posts]

imagine percy getting suspended from school and using his off time to visit chb. imagine chiron assigning percy a random solo quest in california that he needs to complete within a week. imagine percy completing the quest in a couple of days and deciding to use the rest of his time to visit annabeth after she gets home from school. imagine after that quest, percy will head over to chb during christmas break and spring break hoping chiron will give him another solo quest. imagine chiron purposefully giving percy really easy solo quest based in california because he knows he's using it as an excuse to visit annabeth. imagine chiron being okay with it because he understands annabeth's home situation and wants her to be happy, and percy makes her happy. imagine chiron being okay with it because he understands percy doesn't have many people to hang out with during the school year and he knows he and annabeth have a special bond. imagine chiron just letting percy and annabeth be kids.

[my4ththerapist]

MAKE THE ANGRY REPRESSED EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED FIERY MAN A BOTTOM call it the Mickey Milkovich effect

[sockssketchingshack]

You are lying if you claim to not of had a crush on at least one of them. Doesn't matter if you're a furry or not. These babies were a part of life. And let's be real as a child I bet all of you had at least one non human character as a crush / obsession. Anyways love you <3

[unkn0wncryptid]

5yo me: idk why but i feel like that mouse and that rat big mouse should kiss

35yo me: seriously that twink mouse and that big rat mouse either have fucked in the past or are desperate for it now

[bhaallbabe]

gortash girlies also wanted to fuck this guy