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hey kids who read fic, listen up

it’s annoying to me as a Fanfic Elder that y’all don’t understand how consent works in regards to reading fanfic

last night I saw a fic that had EIGHT of my favorite tags included and a great summary BUT it also contained a tag for a topic that bothers me. I weighed the pros/cons and decided NOT to read the fic because the ONE tag I disliked was something that could trigger a panic attack if the scene went into any sort of detail - it wasn’t worth risking the eight good tags.

from the first moment I noticed the fic to the moment I decided not to read it, the entire experience was MY RESPONSIBILITY. the author tagged the fic correctly, I knew what my limits were, and I respected them.

if you find a fic with tags you don’t like, JUST DON’T READ IT 

don’t harass the author, don’t post a big whiny rant about it on Tumblr, just keep scrolling

that is your job as a reader. 

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this is barely my second event and i’ve already exhausted all energy for grinding. thanks infold lmfao

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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debated with myself w/ which avatar to get for mc cause i don’t wanna feel like the other three would be left out before i realized there are four weeks in a month

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just realized rafayel’s attacks look like brush strokes

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im working late, cause im a procrastinator.

i sad.

i open lads. there’s a bunch of chats in celebration of seremoon.

i happy.

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kitty cards is worse than uno…

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the sylus drought

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mc calls mephisto mephie…

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just saw rafayel with a mullet

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xavier: is a cat

zayne: is a slave of a cat

rafayel: hates cats

sylus: treats u like a kitten

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so many interpretations and quotes going on in my head, but all i can articulate is mc is obviously xav’s goal to weather the storm

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I was asked for a version of body switching with Zayne. I'll link Sylus , Xavier, and Rafayel

MC

"Cardiovascular surgery can't be that hard."

"This isn't the body of one who sleeps."

"It's snowing in the house, and I can't make it stop."

"I've somehow frozen your hand to your dick."

"I told one of your nurses she was hot."

"So this is what you see when I'm on my knees."

"All I know is the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

Zayne

"I need to ask you to never lead a meeting on my behalf again."

"This isn't how the body of someone who takes their medications on time feels."

"No."

"Oh, is that not what happened? Then please tell me how my car ended up in a block of ice."

"No, I will not talk you through surgery."

"Your body is acting very...strange."

"From now on I'm prescribing morphine for your cramps."

"Right, so the living room covered itself in ice."

"How often do you see Greyson?"

"You just had to water the plants like a normal person."

"When you get your body back, I will be around you and Greyson at all times."

Hope this lives up to your expectations! Have a great day!

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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

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suddenly i’m happy with myself for knowing how to cook and bake

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op just tweeted that caleb’s name was trademarked

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and for race events, apparently

sylus’ everlasting love for joyrides…