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I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple

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Pavellan

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In what animals are females bigger than males?

sharks, birds of prey, and most arthropods, just to name a few!

including our Official National Animal. how bout that?

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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

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first Kerry of the year

Follow my Instagram!

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pov: you romanced Kerry Eurodyne, the cutest rockerboy ever

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The Night We Met - Lord Huron

Ive been slowly making crappy sketchy animatics since back in the summer and now I'm finally sharing them so I hope you like them

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does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer

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COTL - Velcro Kitty

The first couple of days were rough--pain and wounded pride didn't make Nari a pleasant person. Luckily once he got some TLC (Tender Lamb Care) he mellowed out considerably.

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More of the boys making goo eyes at each other, because it’s what they deserve 💛

I’m really fond of the way just the lines look so you get those as well:

My friend K when I showed her this drawing: damn the man needs a BRA

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FELLOW DORIANMANCERS HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE MAKER'S CHOSEN??? 😭😭

(...today, anyway)

this is SO beautifully read, he's so goddamned talented ✨

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A headcanon where years before Inception, Arthur and Eames were a heist team of their own. They’d use a PASIV to steal information from casino security staff about the vaults, then they’d knock over the casinos. When they did surveillance, Arthur took the craps table while Eames played poker or blackjack. They were richer than god. They were in love and couldn’t admit it. They could do anything, go anywhere they wanted. The house can’t win if you take the house with you, and Eames and Arthur took every house they walked into.

X number of years in, Arthur met Mal and Dom in Paris, and Eames lost him to the world of corporate espionage. He supposed it provided a bit more variety and intellectual stimulation, but Eames only ever wanted to dabble in the corporate espionage game. He preferred stealing for its own sake. No point in making someone else richer when a man could grow his own coin purse instead.

But Arthur had gotten bored with casinos, evidently. Or perhaps he’d just gotten bored with Eames.

If only Eames knew.

Arthur was going to ask Eames to join him; to expand the business a little. He brought a bottle of fine wine to Eames’ hotel room and made reservations at a nice restaurant. He wore his best suit and carried a few condoms on him just in case. But when he got to Eames’ hotel room, there was already someone there — a very naked someone. Eames’ lips were slick and red when he answered the door. There was a hickey on his neck.

So Arthur walked away. He’d long since learned by then when to fold his hand.

And that was it. They didn’t see each other for two years. Until Inception. The loaded die and the counterfeit chip, back at it again.

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode